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Green jolly ranchers are sour. How did I never realize this

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Boyish fishy nursing home french chef
  01/14/22
zey are very sweet! zey are pure sugar!
offensive stead foreskin
  01/14/22
and artificial flavor intended to mimic a sour apple. this s...
Boyish fishy nursing home french chef
  01/14/22
zat girl is zo sweet!
offensive stead foreskin
  01/14/22
it's threads like these that make me realize that I know lit...
Angry concupiscible dog poop twinkling uncleanness
  01/14/22
Guilty Catholic coochie is a trick of delight
vigorous filthy stage yarmulke
  01/14/22
There is a woman named Green Jolly Rancher (GJR). She dated ...
Bateful Immigrant
  01/14/22
180, tyft There's so much history that I'm unaware of, an...
Angry concupiscible dog poop twinkling uncleanness
  01/14/22
There's a lot moar to it than that but I'll be goddamned if ...
Bateful Immigrant
  01/14/22
i thought this all happened relatively recently, and not ove...
orange flickering old irish cottage son of senegal
  01/14/22
I think I caught the tail end of it. Dozens of threads poast...
Angry concupiscible dog poop twinkling uncleanness
  01/14/22
ya, I suspect the initial ones were her, but she has such a ...
orange flickering old irish cottage son of senegal
  01/15/22
this wasn't "years" ago
Smoky School
  01/15/22
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Bull Headed Forum
  01/14/22
(Mike Fart)
White exciting set pervert
  01/14/22
you mean the jolly rancher flavor called "sour green ap...
impressive menage factory reset button
  01/14/22
Never cared for the watermelon ones
blue godawful theater stage
  01/15/22


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Date: January 14th, 2022 7:35 PM
Author: Boyish fishy nursing home french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007568&forum_id=2#43785628)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 7:36 PM
Author: offensive stead foreskin

zey are very sweet! zey are pure sugar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007568&forum_id=2#43785637)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: Boyish fishy nursing home french chef

and artificial flavor intended to mimic a sour apple. this sauerkraut shtick isnt helping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007568&forum_id=2#43785640)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 7:38 PM
Author: offensive stead foreskin

zat girl is zo sweet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007568&forum_id=2#43785645)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 7:40 PM
Author: Angry concupiscible dog poop twinkling uncleanness

it's threads like these that make me realize that I know literally nothing about the poasters of XO

what the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007568&forum_id=2#43785656)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 7:53 PM
Author: vigorous filthy stage yarmulke

Guilty Catholic coochie is a trick of delight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007568&forum_id=2#43785720)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: Bateful Immigrant

There is a woman named Green Jolly Rancher (GJR). She dated another poaster who preceded her on the board. They're both Irish tradcaths with major guilt issues.

They dated for years and then Boner Police broke up with her. It's really unclear why because they both have kept it under wraps while alluding to it. It seems to have something to do with his sexual jealousy about her and something she did with older men either before or during their relationship. Although no one really knows.

GJR blew a gasket and poasted really unhinged screeds about how she missed him forever and her life was worthless without him. These emo screeds went on for a couple years I don't remember. The whole thing was very strange. She seems a bit unglued but has a sweet side. She gets a lot of simps because she's petite and pretty cute. No one has heard from Boner Police in ages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007568&forum_id=2#43785921)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 8:32 PM
Author: Angry concupiscible dog poop twinkling uncleanness

180, tyft

There's so much history that I'm unaware of, and at this point, I'm scared to ask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007568&forum_id=2#43785924)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Bateful Immigrant

There's a lot moar to it than that but I'll be goddamned if I can remember any more of their drivel. It really was one of the longest and least entertaining sagas. FYI Boner Police is also known as "Mike Fart" so you will see that used interchangeably.

If you really want the low down on this bort, you really have to find a hard to reach man named Mr. Jinx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007568&forum_id=2#43785992)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 8:59 PM
Author: orange flickering old irish cottage son of senegal

i thought this all happened relatively recently, and not over span of years.

Is current poaster PierreLaFlame GJR or an impersonator?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007568&forum_id=2#43786070)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 9:01 PM
Author: Angry concupiscible dog poop twinkling uncleanness

I think I caught the tail end of it. Dozens of threads poasted about how she just wants him back. I didn't even have an account yet and I hated her then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007568&forum_id=2#43786077)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 12:46 AM
Author: orange flickering old irish cottage son of senegal

ya, I suspect the initial ones were her, but she has such a distinct writing style, that some poaster could be impersonating her at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007568&forum_id=2#43786931)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Smoky School

this wasn't "years" ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007568&forum_id=2#43786890)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 8:00 PM
Author: Bull Headed Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007568&forum_id=2#43785749)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 8:46 PM
Author: White exciting set pervert

(Mike Fart)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007568&forum_id=2#43786006)



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Date: January 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: impressive menage factory reset button

you mean the jolly rancher flavor called "sour green apple"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007568&forum_id=2#43786114)



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Date: January 15th, 2022 12:44 AM
Author: blue godawful theater stage

Never cared for the watermelon ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5007568&forum_id=2#43786924)