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Went on a 5-mile run this evening, what % of lawyers under 50 can run 1 mile?

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alcoholic messiness
  05/24/22
pretty much all of them except bloodacre and TSINAH
stimulating forum jewess
  05/24/22
No way doodikoff, dupa, and disco fries could either.
alcoholic messiness
  05/24/22
doodikoff is pretty into running iirc
Cyan vigorous community account national security agency
  05/24/22
I mean distance not after game consoles in walmart
alcoholic messiness
  05/24/22
lmao
Cyan vigorous community account national security agency
  05/24/22
am i hallucinating but wasn't doodikoff an actual d1 runner?
balding piazza
  05/24/22
this may be right. i recall him being pretty serious about i...
Cyan vigorous community account national security agency
  05/24/22
i didn't know disco fries was a lawyer (doesn't he make like...
stimulating forum jewess
  05/24/22
I'm thinking people like chilmata are also probably thin but...
alcoholic messiness
  05/24/22
chilmata is an elite gravel cyclist
stirring box office genital piercing
  05/24/22
chilmata is very physically active iirc
Cyan vigorous community account national security agency
  05/24/22
He has to get high to mow his grass
alcoholic messiness
  05/24/22
state your best kung fu horse stance time before i engage yo...
Cyan vigorous community account national security agency
  05/24/22
I am a lawyer and I can run 1 mile uphill
Magical razzle-dazzle trailer park nowag
  05/24/22
LJL I could easily run a mile. I used to run marathons.
Vivacious flesh menage keepsake machete
  05/24/22
Is it that much harder to run a mile than walk a mile? I wa...
Unholy national faggot firefighter
  05/24/22
Try it and report back. If you walk quickly and your heart r...
alcoholic messiness
  05/24/22
Will do, thanks.
Unholy national faggot firefighter
  05/25/22
idk i do 7 every other day
Cyan vigorous community account national security agency
  05/24/22
a large percentage and 5 miles is not that impressive.
Appetizing Voyeur
  05/24/22
Exactly. See also: http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id...
alcoholic messiness
  05/24/22
Many pumos are running 5 mi daily
Shaky silver potus
  05/24/22
lmao what, running is for fags
coral stage
  05/24/22
serious answer, maybe half? i used to do the jpm corporate c...
Cyan vigorous community account national security agency
  05/24/22


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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: alcoholic messiness



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: stimulating forum jewess

pretty much all of them except bloodacre and TSINAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567717)



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:14 PM
Author: alcoholic messiness

No way doodikoff, dupa, and disco fries could either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567722)



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:14 PM
Author: Cyan vigorous community account national security agency

doodikoff is pretty into running iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567725)



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: alcoholic messiness

I mean distance not after game consoles in walmart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567729)



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: Cyan vigorous community account national security agency

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567732)



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: balding piazza

am i hallucinating but wasn't doodikoff an actual d1 runner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567739)



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:17 PM
Author: Cyan vigorous community account national security agency

this may be right. i recall him being pretty serious about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567743)



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: stimulating forum jewess

i didn't know disco fries was a lawyer (doesn't he make like $60K by his own admission?) but if so cr

also didn't realize doodikoff was a fatso but is he so tubby he couldn't run 1 mile (even at like a 20min pace) without stopping?

bloodacre and dupa are the same person



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567735)



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:17 PM
Author: alcoholic messiness

I'm thinking people like chilmata are also probably thin but completely avoid physical activity, so it's not just XO deathfats that'd struggle. But XO is the top 1% of lawyers, can you imagine the shrews in your office running?

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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: stirring box office genital piercing

chilmata is an elite gravel cyclist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567764)



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: Cyan vigorous community account national security agency

chilmata is very physically active iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567765)



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:20 PM
Author: alcoholic messiness

He has to get high to mow his grass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567772)



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:21 PM
Author: Cyan vigorous community account national security agency

state your best kung fu horse stance time before i engage you further

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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:28 PM
Author: Magical razzle-dazzle trailer park nowag

I am a lawyer and I can run 1 mile uphill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567819)



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:17 PM
Author: Vivacious flesh menage keepsake machete

LJL I could easily run a mile. I used to run marathons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567745)



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:14 PM
Author: Unholy national faggot firefighter

Is it that much harder to run a mile than walk a mile? I walked 3 miles at lunch today nbd but haven’t gone on a run in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567723)



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: alcoholic messiness

Try it and report back. If you walk quickly and your heart rate is elevated then it may be fine, if you amble along like a fatass then it's probably not comparable at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567734)



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Date: May 25th, 2022 1:25 AM
Author: Unholy national faggot firefighter

Will do, thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44569159)



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: Cyan vigorous community account national security agency

idk i do 7 every other day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567731)



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:17 PM
Author: Appetizing Voyeur

a large percentage and 5 miles is not that impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567749)



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:18 PM
Author: alcoholic messiness

Exactly. See also: http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5115227&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567755)



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:31 PM
Author: Shaky silver potus

Many pumos are running 5 mi daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567841)



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:18 PM
Author: coral stage

lmao what, running is for fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567757)



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Date: May 24th, 2022 9:20 PM
Author: Cyan vigorous community account national security agency

serious answer, maybe half? i used to do the jpm corporate challenge when i was at biglaw and a large percentage of the people would just walk, and thats only 3.5 miles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5116090&forum_id=2#44567771)