Russian President Vladimir Putin carries a suitcase filled with his own excrement and urine out of fear it might reveal too much information about his health should it fall into the wrong hands, according to reports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#44671989)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#44736694)

Holy fuck

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-putin-collapse-61348287

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#44752457)

Ukrainemos in three months: "LOL TBF too bad no one ever actually claimed Putin was literally on the verge of death, retard. But nice job knocking down that strawman! You're such a disingenuous little faggot. Hey, remember that one time you were famously wrong about that one prediction you made six years ago? How does it feel to *actually* be wrong about everything, asshole?!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#44769937)

also you were sucking hegemon's dick for saying russia would take kiev in 4 months and that kharkov and odessa were about to fall back in mid-march.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#44776100)

Wow sounds when you REALLY think about it, it was actually me who got blown the fuck out in this thread. Goddammit this just keep happening to me… grrrrrrr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#44778387)

Enjoy your final few hours on Earth, Putler. Rot in Hell, commie bastard. U-S-A! U-S-A!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#44771750)

Nice job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#44775350)

Rot in Hell, Vladoff Putler!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#44778377)

Jun 25, 2022 · Ukrainian officials believe Russian President Vladimir Putin is suffering from "grave" illnesses and expect he will die within two years, according to Ukraine's intelligence

within two years???

putin won't see july 2024?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#44780446)

Woke up this morning so glad that this asshole is now dead. Slava Ukraienyene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#44783906)

"Vladimir Putin's Health Called Into Question After Russian Leader Looks 'Critically Ill' During Chilling Nuclear War Warning To Ukraine

Story by Radar Online"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#45607331)

Oh shit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#46468472)

Yep libs never actually said this kind of shit last Summer, he just made it up as a strawman. All of my memories to the contrary are just my dumb goy brain tricking me. Thanks for setting me straight here, Moishe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#46468498)

Yeah all of the many retarded libs running around saying this which I clearly remember were all NSAM alts, thanks again Moishe you're really doing Y*hweh's work ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#46468515)

Oy vey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#46468524)

Jewish and full of shit is no way to go through life, son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#46468527)

You got me good, Mr. Mendelbaum. Real good!

*hisses and crawls back under rock*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#46468529)

Seems increasingly likely it was just your imagination, rabbi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#46468538)

(Dr. Steinbaum, smirking as he adjusts his yarmulke)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#46468543)

(Actual IRL Jew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#46468554)

https://nypost.com › 2022 › 06 › 02 › us-intelligence-analysts-believe-vladimir-putin-is-sick-with-cancer-report

US intelligence analysts believe Vladimir Putin is sick with cancer: report

Jun 2, 2022The US intelligence community believes that Russian President Vladimir Putin's health is suffering and that he's being treated for cancer, according to a new report.

2022 report of actual death

On 28 May 2022 the Daily Star reported that Putin may have died of blood cancer.[3] The Sunday Mirror published its own story the next day also reporting that Putin may have been dead.[3]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#46473686)

Story by Fergus Hart Sept 4 2023

Russian President Vladimir Putin has been missing for an extended period, according to Ukraine's intelligence service. Kyrylo Budanov, the head of Ukraine's intelligence, questions Putin's very existence in an interview with Radio Svoboda according to Dagens.se.

In the interview, Budanov states,

"Either he is not alive, or he is in a really bad health condition."

like i said, no july for putin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#46755106)

Nikolai Patrushev, the Secretary of the Security Council, is believed to have taken control of the Kremlin reins in the wake of Putin's alleged death.

Putin's spokesperson Dmitry Peskov denied the channel's claims. It's the second time in recent weeks that the Telegram channel has forced the Kremlin to acknowledge rumors on Putin's rumored failing health.

While Peskov branded the claims "absurd information canard," the Telegram channel ended its latest post with confidence.

The General SVR account appeared to stand by its claims and concluded its most recent post by noting, "Soon there will be numerous confirmations of our information."

told ya

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#47006320)

"Russian doctor gave President Vladimir Putin a surprise diagnosis on Wednesday during his first visit to Chukotka in the country's Far East.

The assessment was made after Putin arrived in Anadyr, the capital of the Chukotka region, by Chukotka District Hospital head of department Denis Kloss. The Russian leader is on his first regional trip of the year.

Putin's health has been the subject of rumor for years. In October 2023, hundreds of thousands of Russians searched for information on the country's most popular search engine Yandex after an unfounded rumor that Putin had suffered a cardiac arrest made headlines around the globe.

Kloss assessed Putin's condition as "excellent.""

what?!?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#47334522)

"MOSCOW, Feb 14 (Reuters) - President Vladimir Putin said on Wednesday that Russian scientists were close to creating vaccines for cancer that could soon be available to patients.

Putin said in televised comments that "we have come very close to the creation of so-called cancer vaccines and immunomodulatory drugs of a new generation"."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5121891&forum_id=2#47414787)