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HYPO: $1 million to swim across the Mary River in Australia

The river crossing has to be at least 100 ft. wide and deepe...
faggot oblivion
  06/21/22
I doubt there are many 100 miles inland
SWMaaS Founder/CEO
  06/21/22
i misread it. apparently it's just total crocodile (freshies...
faggot oblivion
  06/21/22
I want to take up swimming. I will do this. I’ll do ot...
disco fries
  06/21/22
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selective logocentrism
  06/21/22
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faggot oblivion
  06/21/22
This is one of those hypos where no amount of money could ge...
.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,...,,.,.,.,.,.,....
  06/21/22
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Mainlining the secret truth of the universe
  06/22/22
There are three Mary Rivers in Australia, and a I can't find...
.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  06/21/22
the one in the northern territory has a lot
peeface
  06/21/22
that one
faggot oblivion
  06/21/22
meh. id swim across when the crocs are sleeping. easy peasy
Miss Anthropy
  06/21/22
If I get eaten, I don't have to lawyer anymore. Win win. New...
self-satisfied and socially compliant
  06/21/22
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Paulie Malignaggi
  06/22/22
Getting eaten by a crocodile would be the most human experie...
SWMaaS Founder/CEO
  06/22/22
Yes and I could do this holding my breath the whole way
michael doodikoff
  06/22/22
You could probably either (a) swim within some sort of fence...
Aspie Pickup Line
  06/22/22
What is your intellectual disability?
SWMaaS Founder/CEO
  06/23/22
I spend a lot of time on a chatbort about golden retrievers ...
Aspie Pickup Line
  06/24/22
jfc i thought i had an ironclad hypo, but i forgot to includ...
faggot oblivion
  06/23/22
Even then, the real flaw is that it’ll be pretty hard ...
Lost Soul
  06/24/22
I'm in Scaryborough rn and laughed when I passed the Mary an...
Paulie Malignaggi
  06/28/22


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Date: June 21st, 2022 8:28 PM
Author: faggot oblivion

The river crossing has to be at least 100 ft. wide and deeper than 6 ft. for most of the way. The Mary River is widely considered the river with the highest population density of saltwater crocodiles. You are not allowed to use anything that keeps your body above water like a surfboard or help you travel faster through the water like a water propeller submersible, nor enlist the help of anyone else. You must swim nude. Also, you aren't allowed any weapons like a speargun or handgun. And your river crossing must be done during crocodile mating season when they're most aggressive, but you can choose the time of day. Do you risk it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720314)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: SWMaaS Founder/CEO

I doubt there are many 100 miles inland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720470)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:08 PM
Author: faggot oblivion

i misread it. apparently it's just total crocodile (freshies and salties) population density

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720511)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:05 PM
Author: disco fries

I want to take up swimming. I will do this. I’ll do other feats too. Like I’ll swim across Lake Erie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720494)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:09 PM
Author: selective logocentrism



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720518)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:27 PM
Author: faggot oblivion



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720597)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 9:42 PM
Author: .,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,...,,.,.,.,.,.,....


This is one of those hypos where no amount of money could get me to say “yes.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720659)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Mainlining the secret truth of the universe (Happy Wayne Jenkins Day, Everybody!)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726708)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:09 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


There are three Mary Rivers in Australia, and a I can't find any indication that any of them are known to be overrun with crocodiles after a quick Google search. And I can't find a single documented case of a crocodile attack in any of the Mary Rivers. So I think I take this hypo. It should be easy enough to find somewhere in the river that is outside of the crocodiles' normal range so the risk should be minimal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720776)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:51 PM
Author: peeface

the one in the northern territory has a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44721037)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: faggot oblivion

that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44721134)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:12 PM
Author: Miss Anthropy

meh. id swim across when the crocs are sleeping. easy peasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720788)



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Date: June 21st, 2022 10:23 PM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant

If I get eaten, I don't have to lawyer anymore. Win win. New hypo please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44720835)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: Paulie Malignaggi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722502)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: SWMaaS Founder/CEO

Getting eaten by a crocodile would be the most human experience most of us have ever had

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722713)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: michael doodikoff

Yes and I could do this holding my breath the whole way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44722515)



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Date: June 22nd, 2022 11:30 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line

You could probably either (a) swim within some sort of fenced apparatus that would block anything from getting too close to you or (b) wear some sort of armor that was both buoyant but still offered enough protection to make an attack non-fatal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726704)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 12:25 AM
Author: SWMaaS Founder/CEO

What is your intellectual disability?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726840)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 3:34 AM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line

I spend a lot of time on a chatbort about golden retrievers and fresh juice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44732924)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 12:43 AM
Author: faggot oblivion

jfc i thought i had an ironclad hypo, but i forgot to include that you must swim NUDE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44726895)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 4:03 AM
Author: Lost Soul

Even then, the real flaw is that it’ll be pretty hard for most of us to scrape together $1 million after the crypto crash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44732943)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 5:18 AM
Author: Paulie Malignaggi

I'm in Scaryborough rn and laughed when I passed the Mary and thought of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5136242&forum_id=2#44757647)