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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:02 AM
Author: boyish mother

App chick suggested a pretty expensive place to meet for brunch on first date. I was mildly annoyed that she would suggest such a place, but oh well, it would have been a difference of $20 or so. She is an MD.

Shows up, not cute at all, but we had an enjoyable chat. I ordered a $15 salad, she ordered a dish more than twice as expensive as mine, and some other stuff. Toward the end, she asked for a to go box, she had not touched more than half of her food.

Then right before I asked for the check, she asked for a $9 croissant to go, added to the tab.

Ordering more food than me is whatever, as is taking it home in a to go box. But ordering an extra $9 croissant TO GO at the last minute is wildly inappropriate and classless right? She walked out with two fucking to go boxes from our date.

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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:16 PM
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Date: June 28th, 2022 6:19 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2022 10:31 PM
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Date: June 28th, 2022 6:20 AM
Author: Aromatic slap-happy persian

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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:03 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:04 AM
Author: galvanic dull station son of senegal

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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:05 AM
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Once she realized you used photos from 2008 in your app pictures she used you for some food.

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Date: June 28th, 2022 6:21 AM
Author: Aromatic slap-happy persian

Poor doodikoff :(

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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:05 AM
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Author: appetizing therapy



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Date: June 27th, 2022 10:27 PM
Author: Free-loading Umber Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44756551)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 6:18 AM
Author: shivering half-breed national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44757706)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 9:18 AM
Author: bateful misanthropic kitty cat blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44758058)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:06 AM
Author: light stock car wagecucks

For nine dollars this shrew made you 100% sure that you should never see her again. I'd call that a bargain, some guy is going to dump far more money into her gash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752413)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:08 AM
Author: sticky shaky people who are hurt area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752438)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: vigorous mentally impaired friendly grandma coffee pot

Tru dat. My ex did some brazen shit. But on 1st date she made sure to encourage me to order stuff for myself to keep the tab higher on my side while she ordered more exotic stuff but less. And she even offered to pay 1/2 knowing that I would say of course not. She only got out of control later on and she never ever paid her bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752753)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:20 PM
Author: French Lake Principal's Office Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753955)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 6:19 AM
Author: shivering half-breed national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44757709)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:07 AM
Author: carnelian diverse mental disorder twinkling uncleanness

pwnd!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752425)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:09 AM
Author: irradiated doobsian giraffe

finally get to use this phrase again: Decadent AND Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752450)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 1:00 PM
Author: hyperventilating supple factory reset button heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753372)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:39 PM
Author: chest-beating national

oh doodikoff got shrewed alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44754047)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Deranged Fragrant Ticket Booth Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44754969)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:12 PM
Author: Blathering Razzle Chapel

To be fair,

*Shrew'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44755319)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:09 AM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion generalized bond

What dish and other stuff did she order? Did she seem interested in a 2nd date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752451)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:10 AM
Author: boyish mother

i dunno. some tuna dish and some other $10 side and some smoothie. Probably cost 3x what mine did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752467)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion generalized bond

Is she interested in 2nd date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752511)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:19 AM
Author: Mustard field prole

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752527)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:20 AM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion generalized bond

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752530)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:01 PM
Author: indigo contagious pisswyrm

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753816)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 1:03 AM
Author: Titillating poppy address

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#45715147)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: hyperventilating supple factory reset button heaven

ANSWER THE QUESTION!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44754973)



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Date: June 16th, 2023 8:46 PM
Author: Fuchsia crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#46436594)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:11 AM
Author: khaki flirting associate boltzmann

How long have you been on dating apps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752475)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: rose massive place of business nowag

that’s fucking brutal dude.

You need to start suggesting wine at sunset in the park dates, bike rides etc. restaurants are for simps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752499)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:19 AM
Author: disgusting theatre pocket flask

how do you have the mental fortitude to put up with this shit while basically getting 0 pussy? it's incredibly degrading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752524)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:22 AM
Author: thriller orange den volcanic crater

This is why you don't feed em until you've fucked 'em. Poaster above is right about park, bike ride, etc for dates because these hoes will drain you for every penny before heading straight to Chad's so he can blow their back out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752538)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:25 AM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion generalized bond

He's been in the game far too long to stil be makin rookie moves like this. Lol at gettin finessed like this by some shrew who doesnt meet your looks standards as soon as she walks in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752562)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:02 PM
Author: indigo contagious pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753819)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 6:26 AM
Author: Aromatic slap-happy persian

TITMFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44757721)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Brass Yapping Corner

please be flame

lol you should have said you were going to the bathroom and then dipped leaving her with the bill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752604)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:35 AM
Author: Concupiscible Irate Stage

lol... you didn't propose to split with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752644)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: lavender learning disabled space elastic band

never meet a woman in the daytime. meet for drinks at night. tell her when paying for the first round, "i'll let you get the next one."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752691)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:45 AM
Author: Flatulent Submissive Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752712)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:14 PM
Author: indigo contagious pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753921)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:44 AM
Author: Startled jet-lagged pozpig

what the FURKKKK kind of place in goddamn atlanta has $9 croissants? jfc inflation is crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752707)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:45 AM
Author: Flatulent Submissive Bawdyhouse

Atlanta is not cheap. when ive gone out there, it's basically MFH prices

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752715)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: electric pearl meetinghouse

jfc lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752731)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: wonderful personal credit line

i can't think of a single place in NYC with $9 croissants lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752928)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:02 PM
Author: indigo contagious pisswyrm

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753825)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: azure community account casino

Love doodikoff but you gotta lose the bangs and stop dressing like a golf dad. These chicks see you as one of their dads friends not a sex partner IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752719)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: electric pearl meetinghouse

(bald)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752742)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: azure community account casino

Don't reply to my posts pumo faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752745)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: electric pearl meetinghouse

(triggered and bald)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752783)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:55 AM
Author: Nofapping Stirring Gaming Laptop Senate

(depressed pumo billing 2200 a year)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752793)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: citrine histrionic messiness

lol relax baldmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752844)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: Nofapping Stirring Gaming Laptop Senate

It’s called dinner dating. You go out with betas to get them to buy you dinner. Many women in NYC survive due to this.

Also aren’t you really fat and almost died of covid lmao and play xbox. Why are you ordering a $15 salad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752720)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Lascivious Lemon Spot Background Story

Doesn’t that describe exactly the kind of person who should be ordering salads (and $15 for a good salad that you enjoy and will stick to)?

This is on par with making fun of skinny dudes in the weight room; why do you think they’re there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752732)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: Nofapping Stirring Gaming Laptop Senate

Its just a joke man. I love doodikoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752750)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Lascivious Lemon Spot Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752782)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 6:33 AM
Author: Aromatic slap-happy persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44757732)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: electric pearl meetinghouse

Doodikoff is quite fit iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752740)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: Nofapping Stirring Gaming Laptop Senate

(main character in memento)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752767)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: azure community account casino

He nearly won a foot race for an xbox against actual blacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752754)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: Brass Yapping Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752771)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Lascivious Lemon Spot Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752775)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:21 PM
Author: sticky shaky people who are hurt area

lol

i thought he won. didn't he leave with an xbox?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753045)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: boyish mother

no one got an xbox that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753053)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:52 PM
Author: azure community account casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753297)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 1:02 PM
Author: Nofapping Stirring Gaming Laptop Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753385)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 1:03 PM
Author: Fuchsia crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753392)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 1:04 PM
Author: galvanic dull station son of senegal

ljl, reread the thread, the funniest part is the ending where they all leave with their dicks in hand getting laughed at by blacks

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4688209&mc=45&forum_id=2#41357460

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753398)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:40 PM
Author: chest-beating national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44754054)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:46 PM
Author: sticky shaky people who are hurt area

he really is an amalgam of seinfeld characters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44754072)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 1:02 PM
Author: galvanic dull station son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753386)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: costumed bbw

obviously. her boyfriend would be pissed if she didnt bring food home for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752737)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: Amber public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753217)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:55 AM
Author: cream greedy base fat ankles

doodikoff should just sell the rights to his life stories as a modern day seinfeld

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752796)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Trip clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752829)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:13 PM
Author: citrine histrionic messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752962)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 4:27 PM
Author: Primrose thirsty orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44754645)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:02 PM
Author: Plum school internal respiration

Her friends are busily telling her that if you don't like her at her worst, gluttonous self, you don't deserve her at her best. Who are we kidding tho, she was obviously not into you and moved on long before she ordered the croissant to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752866)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:14 PM
Author: Blathering Razzle Chapel

To be fair,

You're so fucking autistic it's insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44755325)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: exhilarant idiot state

why wouldn't you just tell her that she can't put that on your tab lol

obviously you knew by that point you had zero interest in this chick going forward, so why not stick up for yourself and tell her no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752875)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: rebellious crawly parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752925)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: costumed bbw

"going to go wash my hands.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752936)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:22 PM
Author: Crystalline new version

Why do that? Why not say you forgot your wallet and ask her to pay. Say you’ll get the next one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753055)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:06 PM
Author: Crystalline new version

She gave the croissant to Darnell, who laid 10.5” of pipe to her, right after your date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44752898)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 1:00 PM
Author: Heady ratface

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753363)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:39 PM
Author: Purple cerebral theater stage toaster

she dinged the fuck out of you

she knew it was unacceptable behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753190)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: Walnut erotic native

No woman can get wet for a man who orders a salad as a meal. Next time get s steak and order for your woman as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753222)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:45 PM
Author: Curious institution

as mentioned above, she dinged you and ordered the croissant for her bull on speed dial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753230)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Potus

havent we told you many times to stop taking these bitches out to eat? is there a reason you keep making the same mistake over and over?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753239)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Curious institution

tbf, they probably insist of "grabbing a bite" and these hoes know the game front to back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753246)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:53 PM
Author: Adulterous depressive

Why is an MD acting like a street hoe hustling for money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753298)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: dead lettuce

(privileged white cis-male hetero bigot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753380)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 1:03 PM
Author: hyperventilating supple factory reset button heaven

Instinct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753393)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: irradiated doobsian giraffe

same reason you take an extra slice of pizza at your corporate event

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753417)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: wonderful personal credit line

i will literally make myself sick at any type of event

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753507)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 1:38 PM
Author: Brass Yapping Corner

LOL I missed the MD part the first time. Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753658)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:46 PM
Author: sticky shaky people who are hurt area

its just incredibly great all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44754074)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:01 PM
Author: Amethyst rigpig love of her life

hustling like a street hoe tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753817)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: indigo contagious pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44754010)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 9:38 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Fishy Corn Cake Brethren

This is verbatim the text he should be sending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44758123)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 12:54 PM
Author: irradiated doobsian giraffe

he is 100% not intersted in taking any advice despite being ><><noseconddate><><> for 6 years. it's great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753312)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:08 PM
Author: cream greedy base fat ankles

doodikoff does what he must as one of the last true, non-dramafag content generators.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753873)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:41 PM
Author: chest-beating national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44754058)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 1:06 PM
Author: Flatulent Submissive Bawdyhouse

do you have an update on the beach house vacation rental with the familymos? did you end up subsidizing their stay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753407)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: exhilarant idiot state

i'd also like an update on this. thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753425)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:25 PM
Author: Grizzly Provocative Tanning Salon Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753982)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: vivacious brunch

you literally should've raped her on the spot, not flame

and no, this isn't legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753537)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 1:31 PM
Author: aphrodisiac slimy quadroon sneaky criminal

How big was she?

That croissant probably has more calories than your salad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753611)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 1:44 PM
Author: violent hell headpube

have you tried setting the ethnicity filter to "Asian" on hinge

it was a game changer for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753708)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: citrine histrionic messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753732)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:09 PM
Author: exhilarant idiot state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753879)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:02 PM
Author: Sexy striped hyena church

This has to be flame. Come on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753823)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: Fluffy school cafeteria

initially read this as "Ape date ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753854)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753882)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:15 PM
Author: Laughsome market

Sounds like a Seinfeld scene. What did she order for brunch that cost over $30?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753922)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:17 PM
Author: sadistic sinister university

Love Doodikoff, but I’m starting to suspect he’s ugly and/or autistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753931)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:18 PM
Author: Flatulent Submissive Bawdyhouse

he never replies to these threads either so i'm starting to think he's flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753940)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:19 PM
Author: jet house coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753944)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:20 PM
Author: Crusty obsidian locale black woman

He just uses xo as a diary, we get a peek into his inner world, we can't get too greedy with our expectations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753958)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:20 PM
Author: cream greedy base fat ankles

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753959)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sanctuary

Yeah either that or we need an explanation on why he is so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753974)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 2:25 PM
Author: sadistic sinister university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44753980)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 4:29 PM
Author: azure community account casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44754657)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: boyish mother

how could I have even thought this scenario up? I can assure you that the stuff described in the OP is indeed not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44754821)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: sick bistre range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44754826)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 6:20 AM
Author: shivering half-breed national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44757710)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 7:35 AM
Author: Crusty obsidian locale black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44757852)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 8:21 AM
Author: cream greedy base fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44757913)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 6:40 AM
Author: Aromatic slap-happy persian

He's in his bedroom crying with a box of neopolitan ice cream, you unsympathetic cunt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44757751)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: Burgundy legal warrant kitchen

Did you forget to wear a first-date tux? Can't expect the girl to maintain formalities if you don't give a shit about looking right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44754915)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 11:09 PM
Author: Free-loading Umber Plaza

https://youtu.be/FbDmJrZZcI0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44756796)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Saffron Site

Seen this thread hanging around all day and didn’t click on it thinking it was lazy flame. Finally open it and it’s Doodikoff thread and 100% not flame. JFC.

Give this man his MPM award already.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44754962)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 10:45 PM
Author: jet house coldplay fan

it's flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44756646)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Grizzly Provocative Tanning Salon Boistinker

what salad dressing did you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44754964)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: lavender learning disabled space elastic band

ranch with extra ranch on the side. duh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44754974)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 5:18 PM
Author: bonkers cyan masturbator forum

Did she wait until you told her you wiped on margit 500 times before she pulled the trigger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44754991)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 5:52 PM
Author: Opaque multi-colored turdskin

Imagine being so poor as to be triggered by a $9 croissant. Unless you are an extreme Chad, if you want pussy, you are going to have to pay. And unless you want to fuck whores for the rest of your life, sometimes you are going to end up paying and still not get any pussy. It's a risk of the game. If you're going to be butthurt when that happens, then either hire a whore and just stay home and masturbate. Otherwise be glad that you only lost $9 on a date that went nowhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44755201)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 5:55 PM
Author: light stock car wagecucks

If you have to pay for pussy then you are fucking a whore. If you sometimes don't get pussy, then you are just paying an unreliably whore. I fuck whores too but I prefer the reliable kind. They typically don't want croissants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44755222)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 11:28 AM
Author: violent hell headpube

cr the last thing a whore needs is simple carbohydrates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44758657)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:02 PM
Author: Charismatic Goyim

Assuming not flame, you clearly have a defect that is apparent immediately to potential dates. I don’t know what it is, but whatever it is you can’t hide it and it is not evident from photos.

This woman instantly wrote you off after learning about your defect and decided to make the most of her failed date.

Your #1 priority should be discovering what your defect is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44755262)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: Blathering Razzle Chapel

To be fair,

Counterpoint: For the sake of XO, he should just keep focusing on the dates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44755330)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 7:38 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44757859)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 6:14 PM
Author: Adulterous depressive

doodikoff, what is your bmi? height,weight? don't avoid the question. just answer honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44755327)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 10:41 PM
Author: Pontificating shrine

5’11”, 245 lbs, but I’m told I carry it well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44756614)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 10:42 PM
Author: boyish mother

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44756625)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: sick bistre range

bruh

join me on the snake diet asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44756636)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 10:44 PM
Author: Motley territorial church building double fault

What is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44756641)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Fishy Corn Cake Brethren

Ride the snake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44758127)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 10:43 PM
Author: 180 ocher puppy temple

Seriously? Barring a career as a bodybuilder, you my man are obese.

On the apps, are you using old pics of yourself as a fitmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44756630)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 10:45 PM
Author: Pontificating shrine

I mean yeah doesn’t everyone use the more flattering pictures of themselves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44756644)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 10:46 PM
Author: boyish mother

imposter!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44756655)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: 180 ocher puppy temple

I hear you, but there's using a good pic, and then there's using a pic from when you were in a categorically different state.

If all this is true, you need to make fitness a top priority ASAP. Not just for dating, but for your health and your life in general. There are numerous plans floating around on XO, but most important is accepting that things have to change and being willing to change your life radically to make that happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44756662)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 10:46 PM
Author: light stock car wagecucks

jfc you're an inch taller than me but 80 more pounds and I have a bit more of a pooch than I would like. You're either very muscular or severely obese and I'm guessing it's fucking obese. I wouldn't worry about the $9 croissant as much you must spend a fortune stuffing your gullet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44756650)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: boyish mother

that's an imposter, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44756660)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 10:48 PM
Author: 180 ocher puppy temple

What's the real answer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44756668)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: boyish mother

6'2", 220

Last weekend at the lake multiple people told me I was "ripped" FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44756687)



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Date: June 27th, 2022 9:57 PM
Author: Adulterous depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44756417)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 6:27 AM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion generalized bond

Describe what she did when the bill came. Did she pretend to reach for her purse or say anything or just sit there expecting you to pick it up? Did she thank you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44757724)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 6:43 AM
Author: Aromatic slap-happy persian

tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44757759)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 7:37 AM
Author: Underhanded water buffalo

https://64.media.tumblr.com/f31fa5e9b2d0eb4eb570af973a277776/cebaa3b69d8e59d8-96/s540x810/ad07a954c473c1222f6aceafb17cc8477e7efc1f.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44757858)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 9:42 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Fishy Corn Cake Brethren

Huge, if true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44758130)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: well-lubricated locus

I’m calling flame on the $9 croissant. I live in NYC and the most expensive I see around here are $7, and that’s for something crazy like a Nutella hazelnut or cherry almond croissant. So, flame unless this was a savory croissant with some ham or egg or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44757892)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 9:24 AM
Author: bateful misanthropic kitty cat blood rage

She must be a real "ham-and-egger" then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44758078)



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Date: June 16th, 2023 8:45 PM
Author: bateful misanthropic kitty cat blood rage

I like finding my crappy jokes in these necro'd megathreads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#46436591)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: drab box office foreskin

incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#44758055)



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Date: December 30th, 2022 12:27 AM
Author: light stock car wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#45715056)



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Date: June 16th, 2023 8:43 PM
Author: Zombie-like Marvelous Center Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#46436582)



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Date: June 16th, 2023 8:44 PM
Author: rose massive place of business nowag

Can we get a doodikoff dating update

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#46436589)



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Date: June 16th, 2023 8:53 PM
Author: Bright boiling water

Had this happen a couple times when I was a noob. Still rage about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#46436627)



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Date: June 16th, 2023 8:55 PM
Author: rose massive place of business nowag

How do you stop it from happening now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5140677&forum_id=2#46436631)