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Saw the most fucked up shit at a bar tonight

Girl was at the bar, thin (not XO Melvin thin...like normal ...
Passionate stead windowlicker
  08/05/22
what's so fucked up about this
startled mildly autistic base
  08/05/22
Sure you did Johns
Greedy Tanning Salon
  08/05/22
You spotted it! This guy gets the award! Not jm though, MONK...
Passionate stead windowlicker
  08/05/22
Heh, they fucked. Heh.
house-broken tattoo
  08/05/22
late career TO. lost it at this line
Very tactful pungent filthpig
  08/05/22
with a tight "silver" fro
Slippery autistic hominid plaza
  08/05/22
urrrrgh teens
haunting trump supporter
  08/05/22


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Date: August 5th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Passionate stead windowlicker

Girl was at the bar, thin (not XO Melvin thin...like normal thin and a nice ass). Super short denim shorts. Amazing legs and smile. Every guy was eyeballing her. (Definitely still in college possibly between 19-21). She was with this guy who looked exactly like I picture an XO big lawyer...generic face, pitch black “professional” hair, around 6’1, boring, dressed like a business casual Melvin.

She looks bored as fuck, Every time he walked away guys flocked to her. When Melvin came back and he saw all these guys around her he stood there and was vying for her attention like a 2 year old who just saw his mom pick up the 8 month old. She eventually (and reluctantly) went back to him. As the night went on she got drunker and drunker and was dancing and Melvin kind of faded off. This dude walked in who looked like an end of career Terrell Owens. Tall and all glammed up but not too much, she was dancing on him and grabbing him. He was visibly in his late 30s with a tight “silver” fro. She looked young enough that her mom was probably taking her to Target or bed bath and beyond to pick up college lamps tomorrow. She was giggling and they walked out together hand in hand. Guessing they fucked. Younger generations love this now and live posting tik toks about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167927&forum_id=2#44970852)



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Date: August 5th, 2022 10:28 PM
Author: startled mildly autistic base

what's so fucked up about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167927&forum_id=2#44970857)



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Date: August 5th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: Greedy Tanning Salon

Sure you did Johns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167927&forum_id=2#44970858)



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Date: August 5th, 2022 10:35 PM
Author: Passionate stead windowlicker

You spotted it! This guy gets the award! Not jm though, MONKEYPOX tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167927&forum_id=2#44970880)



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Date: August 5th, 2022 10:29 PM
Author: house-broken tattoo

Heh, they fucked. Heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167927&forum_id=2#44970860)



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Date: August 5th, 2022 10:32 PM
Author: Very tactful pungent filthpig

late career TO. lost it at this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167927&forum_id=2#44970868)



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Date: August 5th, 2022 10:37 PM
Author: Slippery autistic hominid plaza

with a tight "silver" fro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167927&forum_id=2#44970888)



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Date: August 5th, 2022 10:38 PM
Author: haunting trump supporter

urrrrgh teens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167927&forum_id=2#44970891)