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Lmao, rate the "subpoena" ZZZ just issued

Lol at imagining that this moron knows how to enforce a subp...
adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting
  09/22/22
link? cant access any of the court records
alcoholic mad-dog skullcap
  09/22/22
YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that the undersigned issued the atta...
adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting
  09/22/22
jesus christ. this is the worst thing ive seen yet. this i...
crawly tanning salon alpha
  09/22/22
lol
alcoholic mad-dog skullcap
  09/22/22
LOL! And wow the backstory for this case keeps getting weird...
angry coral area
  09/22/22
presumably thats some cigarillo magnate
alcoholic mad-dog skullcap
  09/22/22
Oh yeah you're probably right. Damn. Can you just get a pris...
angry coral area
  09/22/22
The proper way to do it is with a writ of habeas corpus ad t...
Carmine adventurous shrine jewess
  09/22/22
this would also trigger yet another mini trial on the merits...
Nofapping Parlor Hominid
  09/22/22
...
low-t crackhouse
  09/22/22
Drawing the U.S. Marshals service into the web can only help...
Carmine adventurous shrine jewess
  09/22/22
...
beady-eyed toilet seat
  09/22/22
"a habeas issue popped up, Your Honor."
adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting
  09/22/22
lol does Florida subpoena power purport to extend to the ent...
alcoholic genital piercing tank
  09/22/22
wtf the docket is empty now. noooo
Nofapping Parlor Hominid
  09/22/22
I cant see it but I assume he fucked it all up and didnt eve...
crawly tanning salon alpha
  09/22/22
Wait, what do I have to do? (ZZZ)
adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting
  09/22/22
one of the witnesses is incarcerated? And he issued a subpo...
crawly tanning salon alpha
  09/22/22
?? He's receiving guidance from a nationally recognized law ...
adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting
  09/22/22
Jesus this is so fucking bad how could the judge even sancti...
crawly tanning salon alpha
  09/22/22
Sounds like you're fucked, just go to zoom.com at the appoin...
house-broken histrionic milk institution
  09/22/22
"MAY BE" in contempt. The stars may all fall out ...
crawly tanning salon alpha
  09/22/22
you need to be AT THE COURTHOUSE while you log into Zoom. Re...
alcoholic mad-dog skullcap
  09/22/22
lmao I just re read it and you're right. just holy shit at ...
dun private investor brunch
  09/22/22
...
low-t crackhouse
  09/22/22
...
mauve center stock car
  09/22/22
Had a case back at the peak if ITE where former midlevel emp...
Fiercely-loyal slippery home
  09/22/22
ZOOM MARSHALS storming into supermax like Star Wars dark tro...
aqua pungent national
  09/22/22
...
Swollen stirring sneaky criminal
  09/23/22
NOTICE TO ALL POSTERS IN THIS THREAD: You are tortiously ...
adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting
  09/22/22
Is it possible to settle this out of court?
house-broken histrionic milk institution
  09/22/22
Email me brother. (ZZZ)
adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting
  09/22/22
...
angry coral area
  09/22/22
...
Fuchsia embarrassed to the bone friendly grandma
  09/22/22
im surprised he even knew to give you notice of the subpoena...
Nofapping Parlor Hominid
  09/22/22
it says you have to mail it to opposing counsel and then you...
crawly tanning salon alpha
  09/22/22
What even is this guy's relation to the case against EPAH? ...
dun private investor brunch
  09/22/22
That’s how RT likes it
vermilion rehab prole
  09/22/22
lmao, not surprised by this. who the fuck is this inmate ...
Swollen stirring sneaky criminal
  09/22/22
even i know this is bad
idiotic garrison
  09/22/22
Can you appear and report on it? You are a journalist.
Vibrant sapphire hall candlestick maker
  09/22/22
I don't really know the story but I get the impression it is...
idiotic garrison
  09/22/22
What is the basis for subpoeaning an exec of one of your for...
Razzmatazz locale sweet tailpipe
  09/22/22
prob gonna argue it goes to jurisdiction
alcoholic mad-dog skullcap
  09/22/22
I'm trying to think of how though. What question could be as...
Razzmatazz locale sweet tailpipe
  09/22/22
establish that his nerve center is in Florida?
alcoholic mad-dog skullcap
  09/22/22
They're just fishing for any connection whatsoever between E...
dun private investor brunch
  09/22/22
could just be a scheme to get [exec] out of his boring cell ...
mauve center stock car
  09/22/22
worked with EPAH to tortiously interfere with EJ and RT's re...
Nofapping Parlor Hominid
  09/22/22
this is a mini trial so could be on any issue within the pur...
mauve center stock car
  09/22/22
This insides of RT and ZZZ's skulls consist of nothing but m...
adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting
  09/22/22
picturing this inmate getting the subpoena at mail call and ...
Swollen stirring sneaky criminal
  09/22/22
...
alcoholic mad-dog skullcap
  09/22/22
...
low-t crackhouse
  09/22/22
now picture a process server calling ZZZ to laugh at him.
crawly tanning salon alpha
  09/22/22
This is what a mini trial on the merits looks like.
beady-eyed toilet seat
  09/22/22
unenforceable subpoenas?
Swollen stirring sneaky criminal
  09/22/22
...
vermilion rehab prole
  09/22/22
lol Candy Ride is going insane
Brilliant volcanic crater
  09/22/22
you can look up the inmate on the federal prison directory ...
Nofapping Parlor Hominid
  09/22/22
Jesus, the Federal Tobacco Excise Tax.
Titillating mood cuckold
  09/22/22
we'll see who's laughing on the 7th also it is unconstituti...
fear-inspiring parlour antidepressant drug
  09/22/22
Why was the website wiped
Vibrant sapphire hall candlestick maker
  09/22/22
looks like other cases are too. may just be a site issue
Nofapping Parlor Hominid
  09/22/22
What like with a cloth?
adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting
  09/22/22
Assuming ZZZ's office did issue this, EPAH is just ragging o...
olive dashing weed whacker
  09/22/22
I wonder which of ZZZ's paralegals it was.
adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting
  09/22/22
maybe it was his secretary. or maybe litigation support or ...
Nofapping Parlor Hominid
  09/22/22
don't elite lawyers like him have vendors that can double ch...
overrated brindle station
  09/22/22
lmao
Swollen stirring sneaky criminal
  09/22/22
...
beady-eyed toilet seat
  09/22/22
ZZZ, you'll want to review this then re-issue your subpoena ...
adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting
  09/22/22
Tying EPAH directly to a criminal felon is actually kind of ...
beady-eyed toilet seat
  09/22/22
yea, brilliant move. real spiderweb stuff here.
Swollen stirring sneaky criminal
  09/22/22
"isn't it true that i unsuccessfully attempted to subpo...
Slate Old Irish Cottage
  09/22/22
seriously though, having your star client in a civil class a...
beady-eyed toilet seat
  09/22/22
judge will be scandalized to learn that sometimes criminals ...
Slate Old Irish Cottage
  09/22/22
Judge Luis is a former career prosecutor and is not going to...
beady-eyed toilet seat
  09/22/22
thought it was zzz dragging this guy into court
Slate Old Irish Cottage
  09/22/22
By bringing his frivolous evidentiary motion, EPAH has foist...
beady-eyed toilet seat
  09/22/22
which evidentiary motion was the frivolous one remind me
Slate Old Irish Cottage
  09/22/22
what's the current status of this case?
overrated brindle station
  09/22/22
Parties are conducting discovery and exchanging their pre-mi...
beady-eyed toilet seat
  09/22/22
so EPAH is continuing to exert legal time, and will thereby ...
overrated brindle station
  09/22/22
That sanctions motion is a legal nullity. The case isn&rsquo...
beady-eyed toilet seat
  09/22/22
...until November
vermilion rehab prole
  09/22/22
Dat legal web
Swollen stirring sneaky criminal
  09/22/22
It's not a nullity yet, but non lawyer pumos who think EPAH ...
olive dashing weed whacker
  09/22/22
What % chance of success do you give EPAH on his MTD? What a...
Swollen stirring sneaky criminal
  09/22/22
50 percent on MTD and 5 percent on sanctions motion resultin...
olive dashing weed whacker
  09/22/22
(totally not ZZZ or RT)
angry coral area
  09/22/22
ur just straight up trolling at this point.
Twisted travel guidebook
  09/22/22
cr
fear-inspiring parlour antidepressant drug
  09/22/22
fees may be cut. judges always like to get cunty and dictat...
Nofapping Parlor Hominid
  09/22/22
90% chance on MTD 70% chance of MTD + Judge berating plai...
Twisted travel guidebook
  09/22/22
lol at this
fear-inspiring parlour antidepressant drug
  09/22/22
explain why ZZZ's PJ theory will be successful...
Twisted travel guidebook
  09/22/22
You worked at a firm that represented a company from FL
Swollen stirring sneaky criminal
  09/22/22
Continuously and systematically.
olive dashing weed whacker
  09/22/22
LJL do you have any idea how rare it is to win a MTD in stat...
beady-eyed toilet seat
  09/22/22
did you read this shitsuit complaint?
Twisted travel guidebook
  09/22/22
The one that alleges that YOU conspired to disbar another at...
beady-eyed toilet seat
  09/22/22
if ur too dumb to closely look at my moniker and realize I a...
Twisted travel guidebook
  09/22/22
fyi you have my consent/appreciation to keep tricking board ...
adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting
  09/22/22
do you believe there is any semblance of PJ??
Twisted travel guidebook
  09/22/22
That criminal guy in Miami who you do legal work for pretty ...
beady-eyed toilet seat
  09/22/22
read my name retard, I'm not EPAH
Twisted travel guidebook
  09/22/22
(Baby spider crawling across web)
aqua pungent national
  09/22/22
pretty sure that's the SPIDER DADDY
Twisted travel guidebook
  09/22/22
...
olive dashing weed whacker
  09/22/22
ive won 3 dismissals in the last 10 years, its unusual, but ...
alcoholic genital piercing tank
  09/23/22
What if the judge just gives you $500 as a sanction?
olive dashing weed whacker
  09/22/22
You can hope
Swollen stirring sneaky criminal
  09/22/22
lol no
crawly tanning salon alpha
  09/23/22
...
alcoholic genital piercing tank
  09/23/22


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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:41 PM
Author: adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting

Lol at imagining that this moron knows how to enforce a subpoena in another state, let alone against a dude in federal prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213188)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:42 PM
Author: alcoholic mad-dog skullcap

link? cant access any of the court records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213192)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting

YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that the undersigned issued the attached Subpoenas directed to the following individuals:

[former exec of client]

Inmate No.: 74529-298

33 NE 4th Street

Miami, FL 33132

[guy who is $3.6M richer than last week thanks to RT's exercise of his "institutionalized knowledge"]

824 W. 10th Street,

Suite 202

Austin, TX 78701

YOU ARE COMMANDED TO appear before the Honorable Luis Garcia, Judge, Circuit Judge, at the Plantation Key Courthouse, 88770 Overseas Highway, Tavernier, FL 33070 in Monroe County, Florida, on October 7, 2022, at 4:00 p.m. via Zoom to testify in this action. If you fail to appear, you may be in contempt of court.

But ZZZ, you need to give them the Zoom link. How are they gonna know how to log in? Should they just go to www.zoom.com and click the "raise hand" button?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213253)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: crawly tanning salon alpha

jesus christ. this is the worst thing ive seen yet. this is just fucking laughably bad. wtf is this. i thought zzz was doing some law or something before this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213268)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: alcoholic mad-dog skullcap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213269)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: angry coral area

LOL! And wow the backstory for this case keeps getting weirder. He is subpoenaing someone in federal prison? Was that one of the plaintiffs in the Texas case?

I really hope RT is paying ZZZ by the hour (and that ZZZ got paid in advance). I almost feel bad for the guy if RT stiffs him on the bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213292)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: alcoholic mad-dog skullcap

presumably thats some cigarillo magnate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213306)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:00 PM
Author: angry coral area

Oh yeah you're probably right. Damn. Can you just get a prisoner released from federal prison to testify in some ridiculous shitlaw motion? Why hasn't one of El Chapo's henchmen tried this? One. Weird. Trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213347)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:46 PM
Author: Carmine adventurous shrine jewess

The proper way to do it is with a writ of habeas corpus ad testificandum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214000)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:51 PM
Author: Nofapping Parlor Hominid

this would also trigger yet another mini trial on the merits for the court to hear the habeas application. EPAH will be fighting a war on two fronts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214025)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: low-t crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214039)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Carmine adventurous shrine jewess

Drawing the U.S. Marshals service into the web can only help ZZZ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214060)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214064)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting

"a habeas issue popped up, Your Honor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214038)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:22 PM
Author: alcoholic genital piercing tank

lol does Florida subpoena power purport to extend to the entire country/planet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213483)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: Nofapping Parlor Hominid

wtf the docket is empty now. noooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213289)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: crawly tanning salon alpha

I cant see it but I assume he fucked it all up and didnt even get the court's consent in the recipient state to convert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213250)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting

Wait, what do I have to do?

(ZZZ)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213265)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:51 PM
Author: crawly tanning salon alpha

one of the witnesses is incarcerated? And he issued a subpoena? did he even look at the fucking rules first? It's like a cartoon doofuses impression of what he thinks a lawyer can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213277)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting

?? He's receiving guidance from a nationally recognized law firm, buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213297)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: crawly tanning salon alpha

Jesus this is so fucking bad how could the judge even sanction him monetarily. Sanctions are for men not boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213312)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: house-broken histrionic milk institution

Sounds like you're fucked, just go to zoom.com at the appointed time OR ELSE. Don't worry about a zoom invite they'll find you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213294)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: crawly tanning salon alpha

"MAY BE" in contempt. The stars may all fall out of the sky tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213303)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:56 PM
Author: alcoholic mad-dog skullcap

you need to be AT THE COURTHOUSE while you log into Zoom. Reading comp people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213320)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:03 PM
Author: dun private investor brunch

lmao I just re read it and you're right. just holy shit at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213365)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: low-t crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:08 PM
Author: mauve center stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213410)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:16 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal slippery home

Had a case back at the peak if ITE where former midlevel employee of some fraudco was issued a subpoena by the plaintiffs lawyers.

Dude dutifully takes day off work, shows up to random hotel conference center 2 hours from his house that was specified in the subpoena and finds no one there.

Guy sent an EPIC SCREED to the judge complaining that he already was fucked once by fraudco and now he’s on thin ice at his new job because of this bs. A good reminder why people hate lawyers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213446)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 4:11 PM
Author: aqua pungent national

ZOOM MARSHALS storming into supermax like Star Wars dark troopers to break out cigarillo kingpin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214145)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 10:36 AM
Author: Swollen stirring sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45217752)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:56 PM
Author: adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting

NOTICE TO ALL POSTERS IN THIS THREAD:

You are tortiously interfering with a duly authorized subpoena and may be liable for obstruction of justice as a result. Stop making fun of any of the participants in this VERY SERIOUS case.

(ZZZ)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213319)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: house-broken histrionic milk institution

Is it possible to settle this out of court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213337)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:05 PM
Author: adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting

Email me brother.

(ZZZ)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213393)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:01 PM
Author: angry coral area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213356)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: Fuchsia embarrassed to the bone friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213641)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:00 PM
Author: Nofapping Parlor Hominid

im surprised he even knew to give you notice of the subpoena since he apparently doesnt know he needs to serve it or get a court order from the local courts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213342)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:13 PM
Author: crawly tanning salon alpha

it says you have to mail it to opposing counsel and then you sign and date saying you did

so thats how he knew that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213435)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:01 PM
Author: dun private investor brunch

What even is this guy's relation to the case against EPAH? It's so hard to navigate this web.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213352)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:21 PM
Author: vermilion rehab prole

That’s how RT likes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213479)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:01 PM
Author: Swollen stirring sneaky criminal

lmao, not surprised by this.

who the fuck is this inmate he's trying to subpoena? was it someone EPAH conspired with to commit dastardly and scurrilous deeds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213354)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:02 PM
Author: idiotic garrison

even i know this is bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213361)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: Vibrant sapphire hall candlestick maker

Can you appear and report on it? You are a journalist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213407)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: idiotic garrison

I don't really know the story but I get the impression it isn't newsworthy

Something about dickpills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214488)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: Razzmatazz locale sweet tailpipe

What is the basis for subpoeaning an exec of one of your former clients that is unrelated to anything in Jowers' current case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213377)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:05 PM
Author: alcoholic mad-dog skullcap

prob gonna argue it goes to jurisdiction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213384)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: Razzmatazz locale sweet tailpipe

I'm trying to think of how though. What question could be asked of the inmate that EPAH couldn't answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213399)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: alcoholic mad-dog skullcap

establish that his nerve center is in Florida?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213406)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:08 PM
Author: dun private investor brunch

They're just fishing for any connection whatsoever between EPAH and Florida and think they can ask anything they want to whomever they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213408)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:49 PM
Author: mauve center stock car

could just be a scheme to get [exec] out of his boring cell for a few minutes to watch some law magic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213619)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:05 PM
Author: Nofapping Parlor Hominid

worked with EPAH to tortiously interfere with EJ and RT's relationship because RT was righteously owning boner pill bodegas poisoning our youth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213389)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:09 PM
Author: mauve center stock car

this is a mini trial so could be on any issue within the purview of the case imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213417)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:44 PM
Author: adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting

This insides of RT and ZZZ's skulls consist of nothing but mush, so they rubbed their two brain cells together and this was the result?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213589)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: Swollen stirring sneaky criminal

picturing this inmate getting the subpoena at mail call and sweating bullets upon realizing he's now caught up in the ever-expanding web.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213380)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:05 PM
Author: alcoholic mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213387)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: low-t crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213404)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:16 PM
Author: crawly tanning salon alpha

now picture a process server calling ZZZ to laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213449)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: beady-eyed toilet seat

This is what a mini trial on the merits looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213402)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:08 PM
Author: Swollen stirring sneaky criminal

unenforceable subpoenas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213411)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:22 PM
Author: vermilion rehab prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213480)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Brilliant volcanic crater

lol Candy Ride is going insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213419)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Nofapping Parlor Hominid

you can look up the inmate on the federal prison directory

the guesses itt were right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213425)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:37 PM
Author: Titillating mood cuckold

Jesus, the Federal Tobacco Excise Tax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213968)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:15 PM
Author: fear-inspiring parlour antidepressant drug

we'll see who's laughing on the 7th

also it is unconstitutional that the docket was wiped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213440)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:49 PM
Author: Vibrant sapphire hall candlestick maker

Why was the website wiped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213624)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:51 PM
Author: Nofapping Parlor Hominid

looks like other cases are too. may just be a site issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 6:13 PM
Author: adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting

What like with a cloth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214736)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: olive dashing weed whacker

Assuming ZZZ's office did issue this, EPAH is just ragging on the poor guy based on a mistake made by a paralegal. The old EPAH who wasn't shook about litigation was above that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213701)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting

I wonder which of ZZZ's paralegals it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213707)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: Nofapping Parlor Hominid

maybe it was his secretary. or maybe litigation support or his word processing department. probably should have ran it by the managing attorney's office first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213761)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: overrated brindle station

don't elite lawyers like him have vendors that can double check what the paralegals and secretaries who work for him do? I am also assuming one of the junior associates or mid level attorneys that works for him at least reviewed this first???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215362)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Swollen stirring sneaky criminal

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213797)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:27 PM
Author: beady-eyed toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213920)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting

ZZZ, you'll want to review this then re-issue your subpoena to the guy your client owes $3.6M to:https://content.next.westlaw.com/practical-law/document/I4aa032010f1911e798dc8b09b4f043e0/Subpoenas-Obtaining-Out-of-State-Discovery-FL?viewType=FullText&transitionType=Default&contextData=(sc.Default)&firstPage=true

LMK if you need me to share my login info for the paywall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213703)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:43 PM
Author: beady-eyed toilet seat

Tying EPAH directly to a criminal felon is actually kind of brilliant. Even if the suboena is denied over technicalities, this makes EPAH look pretty bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213988)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: Swollen stirring sneaky criminal

yea, brilliant move. real spiderweb stuff here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213997)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: Slate Old Irish Cottage

"isn't it true that i unsuccessfully attempted to subpoena a convicted felon in order to gain an advantage in this litigation? isn't it?"

you're right. that hits hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214340)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 4:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed toilet seat

seriously though, having your star client in a civil class action case end up in federal prison is not a good look for EPAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214352)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: Slate Old Irish Cottage

judge will be scandalized to learn that sometimes criminals have lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214355)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 4:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed toilet seat

Judge Luis is a former career prosecutor and is not going to be charmed by EPAH bringing his felon buddy to court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214360)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: Slate Old Irish Cottage

thought it was zzz dragging this guy into court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214480)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 6:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed toilet seat

By bringing his frivolous evidentiary motion, EPAH has foisted the issue upon the court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214725)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 6:23 PM
Author: Slate Old Irish Cottage

which evidentiary motion was the frivolous one remind me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214781)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 7:41 PM
Author: overrated brindle station

what's the current status of this case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215185)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed toilet seat

Parties are conducting discovery and exchanging their pre-mini-trial briefing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215269)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 7:56 PM
Author: overrated brindle station

so EPAH is continuing to exert legal time, and will thereby collect even more on his sanctions motion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215300)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 7:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed toilet seat

That sanctions motion is a legal nullity. The case isn’t getting dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215324)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 8:20 PM
Author: vermilion rehab prole

...until November

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215485)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 8:21 PM
Author: Swollen stirring sneaky criminal

Dat legal web

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215497)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: olive dashing weed whacker

It's not a nullity yet, but non lawyer pumos who think EPAH is a genius actually think it is a sure thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215561)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 8:31 PM
Author: Swollen stirring sneaky criminal

What % chance of success do you give EPAH on his MTD? What about the sanctions motion? Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215570)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: olive dashing weed whacker

50 percent on MTD and 5 percent on sanctions motion resulting in fees submitted by EPAH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215706)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: angry coral area

(totally not ZZZ or RT)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215781)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:10 PM
Author: Twisted travel guidebook

ur just straight up trolling at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215814)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: fear-inspiring parlour antidepressant drug

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215834)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Nofapping Parlor Hominid

fees may be cut. judges always like to get cunty and dictate that "surely this relatively straightforward motion should not have taken 11.3 hours" when in reality that is what it takes to file a polished motion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45216176)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:10 PM
Author: Twisted travel guidebook

90% chance on MTD

70% chance of MTD + Judge berating plaintiff BUT no sanctions

50% chance on sanctions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215813)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: fear-inspiring parlour antidepressant drug

lol at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215835)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: Twisted travel guidebook

explain why ZZZ's PJ theory will be successful...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215850)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:31 PM
Author: Swollen stirring sneaky criminal

You worked at a firm that represented a company from FL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215923)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:35 PM
Author: olive dashing weed whacker

Continuously and systematically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215938)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: beady-eyed toilet seat

LJL do you have any idea how rare it is to win a MTD in state court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215839)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:14 PM
Author: Twisted travel guidebook

did you read this shitsuit complaint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215843)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed toilet seat

The one that alleges that YOU conspired to disbar another attorney using scandalous lies? No judge is going to simply “dismiss” those kinds of allegations without first seeing proof from the defendant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215854)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: Twisted travel guidebook

if ur too dumb to closely look at my moniker and realize I am NOT EPAH, then ur opinions are absolute shit. LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215866)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 10:45 PM
Author: adulterous bespoke base famous landscape painting

fyi you have my consent/appreciation to keep tricking board morons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45216333)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: Twisted travel guidebook

do you believe there is any semblance of PJ??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215848)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed toilet seat

That criminal guy in Miami who you do legal work for pretty much fucked you on PJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215859)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: Twisted travel guidebook

read my name retard, I'm not EPAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215862)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: aqua pungent national

(Baby spider crawling across web)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215865)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:20 PM
Author: Twisted travel guidebook

pretty sure that's the SPIDER DADDY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215870)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:31 PM
Author: olive dashing weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215921)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 10:42 AM
Author: alcoholic genital piercing tank

ive won 3 dismissals in the last 10 years, its unusual, but this is an absolute shit case. different state so ymmv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45217775)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:30 PM
Author: olive dashing weed whacker

What if the judge just gives you $500 as a sanction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215918)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:32 PM
Author: Swollen stirring sneaky criminal

You can hope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215927)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: crawly tanning salon alpha

lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45217782)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 10:40 AM
Author: alcoholic genital piercing tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45217770)