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Lmao, rate the "subpoena" ZZZ just issued

Lol at imagining that this moron knows how to enforce a subp...
Razzmatazz spruce locus
  09/22/22
link? cant access any of the court records
free-loading heady rehab cumskin
  09/22/22
YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that the undersigned issued the atta...
Razzmatazz spruce locus
  09/22/22
jesus christ. this is the worst thing ive seen yet. this i...
lake piazza tattoo
  09/22/22
lol
free-loading heady rehab cumskin
  09/22/22
LOL! And wow the backstory for this case keeps getting weird...
mind-boggling smoky bawdyhouse
  09/22/22
presumably thats some cigarillo magnate
free-loading heady rehab cumskin
  09/22/22
Oh yeah you're probably right. Damn. Can you just get a pris...
mind-boggling smoky bawdyhouse
  09/22/22
The proper way to do it is with a writ of habeas corpus ad t...
slate irradiated hominid
  09/22/22
this would also trigger yet another mini trial on the merits...
Racy Business Firm
  09/22/22
...
glassy cuck theater stage
  09/22/22
Drawing the U.S. Marshals service into the web can only help...
slate irradiated hominid
  09/22/22
...
bossy impertinent meetinghouse
  09/22/22
"a habeas issue popped up, Your Honor."
Razzmatazz spruce locus
  09/22/22
lol does Florida subpoena power purport to extend to the ent...
fluffy space
  09/22/22
wtf the docket is empty now. noooo
Racy Business Firm
  09/22/22
I cant see it but I assume he fucked it all up and didnt eve...
lake piazza tattoo
  09/22/22
Wait, what do I have to do? (ZZZ)
Razzmatazz spruce locus
  09/22/22
one of the witnesses is incarcerated? And he issued a subpo...
lake piazza tattoo
  09/22/22
?? He's receiving guidance from a nationally recognized law ...
Razzmatazz spruce locus
  09/22/22
Jesus this is so fucking bad how could the judge even sancti...
lake piazza tattoo
  09/22/22
Sounds like you're fucked, just go to zoom.com at the appoin...
Navy Buck-toothed Crackhouse
  09/22/22
"MAY BE" in contempt. The stars may all fall out ...
lake piazza tattoo
  09/22/22
you need to be AT THE COURTHOUSE while you log into Zoom. Re...
free-loading heady rehab cumskin
  09/22/22
lmao I just re read it and you're right. just holy shit at ...
nudist razzle-dazzle halford
  09/22/22
...
glassy cuck theater stage
  09/22/22
...
Thriller black woman school
  09/22/22
Had a case back at the peak if ITE where former midlevel emp...
duck-like internal respiration orchestra pit
  09/22/22
ZOOM MARSHALS storming into supermax like Star Wars dark tro...
grizzly soggy brethren
  09/22/22
...
glittery trust fund ceo
  09/23/22
NOTICE TO ALL POSTERS IN THIS THREAD: You are tortiously ...
Razzmatazz spruce locus
  09/22/22
Is it possible to settle this out of court?
Navy Buck-toothed Crackhouse
  09/22/22
Email me brother. (ZZZ)
Razzmatazz spruce locus
  09/22/22
...
mind-boggling smoky bawdyhouse
  09/22/22
...
Carmine talented parlour
  09/22/22
im surprised he even knew to give you notice of the subpoena...
Racy Business Firm
  09/22/22
it says you have to mail it to opposing counsel and then you...
lake piazza tattoo
  09/22/22
What even is this guy's relation to the case against EPAH? ...
nudist razzle-dazzle halford
  09/22/22
That’s how RT likes it
French Sneaky Criminal Base
  09/22/22
lmao, not surprised by this. who the fuck is this inmate ...
glittery trust fund ceo
  09/22/22
even i know this is bad
Mildly autistic hell
  09/22/22
Can you appear and report on it? You are a journalist.
flirting adventurous skinny woman
  09/22/22
I don't really know the story but I get the impression it is...
Mildly autistic hell
  09/22/22
What is the basis for subpoeaning an exec of one of your for...
crimson roommate son of senegal
  09/22/22
prob gonna argue it goes to jurisdiction
free-loading heady rehab cumskin
  09/22/22
I'm trying to think of how though. What question could be as...
crimson roommate son of senegal
  09/22/22
establish that his nerve center is in Florida?
free-loading heady rehab cumskin
  09/22/22
They're just fishing for any connection whatsoever between E...
nudist razzle-dazzle halford
  09/22/22
could just be a scheme to get [exec] out of his boring cell ...
Thriller black woman school
  09/22/22
worked with EPAH to tortiously interfere with EJ and RT's re...
Racy Business Firm
  09/22/22
this is a mini trial so could be on any issue within the pur...
Thriller black woman school
  09/22/22
This insides of RT and ZZZ's skulls consist of nothing but m...
Razzmatazz spruce locus
  09/22/22
picturing this inmate getting the subpoena at mail call and ...
glittery trust fund ceo
  09/22/22
...
free-loading heady rehab cumskin
  09/22/22
...
glassy cuck theater stage
  09/22/22
now picture a process server calling ZZZ to laugh at him.
lake piazza tattoo
  09/22/22
This is what a mini trial on the merits looks like.
bossy impertinent meetinghouse
  09/22/22
unenforceable subpoenas?
glittery trust fund ceo
  09/22/22
...
French Sneaky Criminal Base
  09/22/22
lol Candy Ride is going insane
Vivacious tanning salon
  09/22/22
you can look up the inmate on the federal prison directory ...
Racy Business Firm
  09/22/22
Jesus, the Federal Tobacco Excise Tax.
Wonderful Spot
  09/22/22
we'll see who's laughing on the 7th also it is unconstituti...
Aquamarine theater
  09/22/22
Why was the website wiped
flirting adventurous skinny woman
  09/22/22
looks like other cases are too. may just be a site issue
Racy Business Firm
  09/22/22
What like with a cloth?
Razzmatazz spruce locus
  09/22/22
Assuming ZZZ's office did issue this, EPAH is just ragging o...
Rough-skinned insane corn cake
  09/22/22
I wonder which of ZZZ's paralegals it was.
Razzmatazz spruce locus
  09/22/22
maybe it was his secretary. or maybe litigation support or ...
Racy Business Firm
  09/22/22
don't elite lawyers like him have vendors that can double ch...
yellow rambunctious hairy legs
  09/22/22
lmao
glittery trust fund ceo
  09/22/22
...
bossy impertinent meetinghouse
  09/22/22
ZZZ, you'll want to review this then re-issue your subpoena ...
Razzmatazz spruce locus
  09/22/22
Tying EPAH directly to a criminal felon is actually kind of ...
bossy impertinent meetinghouse
  09/22/22
yea, brilliant move. real spiderweb stuff here.
glittery trust fund ceo
  09/22/22
"isn't it true that i unsuccessfully attempted to subpo...
Mustard lodge
  09/22/22
seriously though, having your star client in a civil class a...
bossy impertinent meetinghouse
  09/22/22
judge will be scandalized to learn that sometimes criminals ...
Mustard lodge
  09/22/22
Judge Luis is a former career prosecutor and is not going to...
bossy impertinent meetinghouse
  09/22/22
thought it was zzz dragging this guy into court
Mustard lodge
  09/22/22
By bringing his frivolous evidentiary motion, EPAH has foist...
bossy impertinent meetinghouse
  09/22/22
which evidentiary motion was the frivolous one remind me
Mustard lodge
  09/22/22
what's the current status of this case?
yellow rambunctious hairy legs
  09/22/22
Parties are conducting discovery and exchanging their pre-mi...
bossy impertinent meetinghouse
  09/22/22
so EPAH is continuing to exert legal time, and will thereby ...
yellow rambunctious hairy legs
  09/22/22
That sanctions motion is a legal nullity. The case isn&rsquo...
bossy impertinent meetinghouse
  09/22/22
...until November
French Sneaky Criminal Base
  09/22/22
Dat legal web
glittery trust fund ceo
  09/22/22
It's not a nullity yet, but non lawyer pumos who think EPAH ...
Rough-skinned insane corn cake
  09/22/22
What % chance of success do you give EPAH on his MTD? What a...
glittery trust fund ceo
  09/22/22
50 percent on MTD and 5 percent on sanctions motion resultin...
Rough-skinned insane corn cake
  09/22/22
(totally not ZZZ or RT)
mind-boggling smoky bawdyhouse
  09/22/22
ur just straight up trolling at this point.
Umber dashing potus yarmulke
  09/22/22
cr
Aquamarine theater
  09/22/22
fees may be cut. judges always like to get cunty and dictat...
Racy Business Firm
  09/22/22
90% chance on MTD 70% chance of MTD + Judge berating plai...
Umber dashing potus yarmulke
  09/22/22
lol at this
Aquamarine theater
  09/22/22
explain why ZZZ's PJ theory will be successful...
Umber dashing potus yarmulke
  09/22/22
You worked at a firm that represented a company from FL
glittery trust fund ceo
  09/22/22
Continuously and systematically.
Rough-skinned insane corn cake
  09/22/22
LJL do you have any idea how rare it is to win a MTD in stat...
bossy impertinent meetinghouse
  09/22/22
did you read this shitsuit complaint?
Umber dashing potus yarmulke
  09/22/22
The one that alleges that YOU conspired to disbar another at...
bossy impertinent meetinghouse
  09/22/22
if ur too dumb to closely look at my moniker and realize I a...
Umber dashing potus yarmulke
  09/22/22
fyi you have my consent/appreciation to keep tricking board ...
Razzmatazz spruce locus
  09/22/22
do you believe there is any semblance of PJ??
Umber dashing potus yarmulke
  09/22/22
That criminal guy in Miami who you do legal work for pretty ...
bossy impertinent meetinghouse
  09/22/22
read my name retard, I'm not EPAH
Umber dashing potus yarmulke
  09/22/22
(Baby spider crawling across web)
grizzly soggy brethren
  09/22/22
pretty sure that's the SPIDER DADDY
Umber dashing potus yarmulke
  09/22/22
...
Rough-skinned insane corn cake
  09/22/22
ive won 3 dismissals in the last 10 years, its unusual, but ...
fluffy space
  09/23/22
What if the judge just gives you $500 as a sanction?
Rough-skinned insane corn cake
  09/22/22
You can hope
glittery trust fund ceo
  09/22/22
lol no
lake piazza tattoo
  09/23/22
...
fluffy space
  09/23/22


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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce locus

Lol at imagining that this moron knows how to enforce a subpoena in another state, let alone against a dude in federal prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213188)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:42 PM
Author: free-loading heady rehab cumskin

link? cant access any of the court records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213192)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce locus

YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that the undersigned issued the attached Subpoenas directed to the following individuals:

[former exec of client]

Inmate No.: 74529-298

33 NE 4th Street

Miami, FL 33132

[guy who is $3.6M richer than last week thanks to RT's exercise of his "institutionalized knowledge"]

824 W. 10th Street,

Suite 202

Austin, TX 78701

YOU ARE COMMANDED TO appear before the Honorable Luis Garcia, Judge, Circuit Judge, at the Plantation Key Courthouse, 88770 Overseas Highway, Tavernier, FL 33070 in Monroe County, Florida, on October 7, 2022, at 4:00 p.m. via Zoom to testify in this action. If you fail to appear, you may be in contempt of court.

But ZZZ, you need to give them the Zoom link. How are they gonna know how to log in? Should they just go to www.zoom.com and click the "raise hand" button?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213253)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: lake piazza tattoo

jesus christ. this is the worst thing ive seen yet. this is just fucking laughably bad. wtf is this. i thought zzz was doing some law or something before this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213268)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: free-loading heady rehab cumskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213269)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling smoky bawdyhouse

LOL! And wow the backstory for this case keeps getting weirder. He is subpoenaing someone in federal prison? Was that one of the plaintiffs in the Texas case?

I really hope RT is paying ZZZ by the hour (and that ZZZ got paid in advance). I almost feel bad for the guy if RT stiffs him on the bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213292)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: free-loading heady rehab cumskin

presumably thats some cigarillo magnate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213306)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling smoky bawdyhouse

Oh yeah you're probably right. Damn. Can you just get a prisoner released from federal prison to testify in some ridiculous shitlaw motion? Why hasn't one of El Chapo's henchmen tried this? One. Weird. Trick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213347)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:46 PM
Author: slate irradiated hominid

The proper way to do it is with a writ of habeas corpus ad testificandum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214000)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:51 PM
Author: Racy Business Firm

this would also trigger yet another mini trial on the merits for the court to hear the habeas application. EPAH will be fighting a war on two fronts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214025)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: glassy cuck theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214039)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: slate irradiated hominid

Drawing the U.S. Marshals service into the web can only help ZZZ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214060)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: bossy impertinent meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214064)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce locus

"a habeas issue popped up, Your Honor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214038)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:22 PM
Author: fluffy space

lol does Florida subpoena power purport to extend to the entire country/planet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213483)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:52 PM
Author: Racy Business Firm

wtf the docket is empty now. noooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213289)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: lake piazza tattoo

I cant see it but I assume he fucked it all up and didnt even get the court's consent in the recipient state to convert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213250)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce locus

Wait, what do I have to do?

(ZZZ)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213265)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:51 PM
Author: lake piazza tattoo

one of the witnesses is incarcerated? And he issued a subpoena? did he even look at the fucking rules first? It's like a cartoon doofuses impression of what he thinks a lawyer can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213277)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce locus

?? He's receiving guidance from a nationally recognized law firm, buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213297)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:54 PM
Author: lake piazza tattoo

Jesus this is so fucking bad how could the judge even sanction him monetarily. Sanctions are for men not boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213312)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: Navy Buck-toothed Crackhouse

Sounds like you're fucked, just go to zoom.com at the appointed time OR ELSE. Don't worry about a zoom invite they'll find you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213294)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:53 PM
Author: lake piazza tattoo

"MAY BE" in contempt. The stars may all fall out of the sky tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213303)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:56 PM
Author: free-loading heady rehab cumskin

you need to be AT THE COURTHOUSE while you log into Zoom. Reading comp people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213320)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:03 PM
Author: nudist razzle-dazzle halford

lmao I just re read it and you're right. just holy shit at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213365)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: glassy cuck theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:08 PM
Author: Thriller black woman school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213410)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:16 PM
Author: duck-like internal respiration orchestra pit

Had a case back at the peak if ITE where former midlevel employee of some fraudco was issued a subpoena by the plaintiffs lawyers.

Dude dutifully takes day off work, shows up to random hotel conference center 2 hours from his house that was specified in the subpoena and finds no one there.

Guy sent an EPIC SCREED to the judge complaining that he already was fucked once by fraudco and now he’s on thin ice at his new job because of this bs. A good reminder why people hate lawyers!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213446)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 4:11 PM
Author: grizzly soggy brethren

ZOOM MARSHALS storming into supermax like Star Wars dark troopers to break out cigarillo kingpin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214145)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 10:36 AM
Author: glittery trust fund ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45217752)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce locus

NOTICE TO ALL POSTERS IN THIS THREAD:

You are tortiously interfering with a duly authorized subpoena and may be liable for obstruction of justice as a result. Stop making fun of any of the participants in this VERY SERIOUS case.

(ZZZ)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213319)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 1:58 PM
Author: Navy Buck-toothed Crackhouse

Is it possible to settle this out of court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213337)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce locus

Email me brother.

(ZZZ)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213393)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling smoky bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213356)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:52 PM
Author: Carmine talented parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213641)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:00 PM
Author: Racy Business Firm

im surprised he even knew to give you notice of the subpoena since he apparently doesnt know he needs to serve it or get a court order from the local courts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213342)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:13 PM
Author: lake piazza tattoo

it says you have to mail it to opposing counsel and then you sign and date saying you did

so thats how he knew that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213435)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:01 PM
Author: nudist razzle-dazzle halford

What even is this guy's relation to the case against EPAH? It's so hard to navigate this web.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213352)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:21 PM
Author: French Sneaky Criminal Base

That’s how RT likes it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213479)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:01 PM
Author: glittery trust fund ceo

lmao, not surprised by this.

who the fuck is this inmate he's trying to subpoena? was it someone EPAH conspired with to commit dastardly and scurrilous deeds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213354)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:02 PM
Author: Mildly autistic hell

even i know this is bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213361)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: flirting adventurous skinny woman

Can you appear and report on it? You are a journalist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213407)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: Mildly autistic hell

I don't really know the story but I get the impression it isn't newsworthy

Something about dickpills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214488)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: crimson roommate son of senegal

What is the basis for subpoeaning an exec of one of your former clients that is unrelated to anything in Jowers' current case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213377)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:05 PM
Author: free-loading heady rehab cumskin

prob gonna argue it goes to jurisdiction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213384)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: crimson roommate son of senegal

I'm trying to think of how though. What question could be asked of the inmate that EPAH couldn't answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213399)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: free-loading heady rehab cumskin

establish that his nerve center is in Florida?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213406)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:08 PM
Author: nudist razzle-dazzle halford

They're just fishing for any connection whatsoever between EPAH and Florida and think they can ask anything they want to whomever they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213408)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:49 PM
Author: Thriller black woman school

could just be a scheme to get [exec] out of his boring cell for a few minutes to watch some law magic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213619)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:05 PM
Author: Racy Business Firm

worked with EPAH to tortiously interfere with EJ and RT's relationship because RT was righteously owning boner pill bodegas poisoning our youth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213389)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:09 PM
Author: Thriller black woman school

this is a mini trial so could be on any issue within the purview of the case imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213417)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce locus

This insides of RT and ZZZ's skulls consist of nothing but mush, so they rubbed their two brain cells together and this was the result?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213589)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:04 PM
Author: glittery trust fund ceo

picturing this inmate getting the subpoena at mail call and sweating bullets upon realizing he's now caught up in the ever-expanding web.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213380)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:05 PM
Author: free-loading heady rehab cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213387)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: glassy cuck theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213404)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:16 PM
Author: lake piazza tattoo

now picture a process server calling ZZZ to laugh at him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213449)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: bossy impertinent meetinghouse

This is what a mini trial on the merits looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213402)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:08 PM
Author: glittery trust fund ceo

unenforceable subpoenas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213411)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:22 PM
Author: French Sneaky Criminal Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213480)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Vivacious tanning salon

lol Candy Ride is going insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213419)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Racy Business Firm

you can look up the inmate on the federal prison directory

the guesses itt were right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213425)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:37 PM
Author: Wonderful Spot

Jesus, the Federal Tobacco Excise Tax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213968)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:15 PM
Author: Aquamarine theater

we'll see who's laughing on the 7th

also it is unconstitutional that the docket was wiped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213440)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:49 PM
Author: flirting adventurous skinny woman

Why was the website wiped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213624)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:51 PM
Author: Racy Business Firm

looks like other cases are too. may just be a site issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 6:13 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce locus

What like with a cloth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214736)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Rough-skinned insane corn cake

Assuming ZZZ's office did issue this, EPAH is just ragging on the poor guy based on a mistake made by a paralegal. The old EPAH who wasn't shook about litigation was above that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213701)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce locus

I wonder which of ZZZ's paralegals it was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213707)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:10 PM
Author: Racy Business Firm

maybe it was his secretary. or maybe litigation support or his word processing department. probably should have ran it by the managing attorney's office first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213761)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: yellow rambunctious hairy legs

don't elite lawyers like him have vendors that can double check what the paralegals and secretaries who work for him do? I am also assuming one of the junior associates or mid level attorneys that works for him at least reviewed this first???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215362)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: glittery trust fund ceo

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213797)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:27 PM
Author: bossy impertinent meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213920)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce locus

ZZZ, you'll want to review this then re-issue your subpoena to the guy your client owes $3.6M to:https://content.next.westlaw.com/practical-law/document/I4aa032010f1911e798dc8b09b4f043e0/Subpoenas-Obtaining-Out-of-State-Discovery-FL?viewType=FullText&transitionType=Default&contextData=(sc.Default)&firstPage=true

LMK if you need me to share my login info for the paywall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213703)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:43 PM
Author: bossy impertinent meetinghouse

Tying EPAH directly to a criminal felon is actually kind of brilliant. Even if the suboena is denied over technicalities, this makes EPAH look pretty bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213988)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: glittery trust fund ceo

yea, brilliant move. real spiderweb stuff here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45213997)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: Mustard lodge

"isn't it true that i unsuccessfully attempted to subpoena a convicted felon in order to gain an advantage in this litigation? isn't it?"

you're right. that hits hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214340)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 4:51 PM
Author: bossy impertinent meetinghouse

seriously though, having your star client in a civil class action case end up in federal prison is not a good look for EPAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214352)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 4:53 PM
Author: Mustard lodge

judge will be scandalized to learn that sometimes criminals have lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214355)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 4:55 PM
Author: bossy impertinent meetinghouse

Judge Luis is a former career prosecutor and is not going to be charmed by EPAH bringing his felon buddy to court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214360)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: Mustard lodge

thought it was zzz dragging this guy into court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214480)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 6:11 PM
Author: bossy impertinent meetinghouse

By bringing his frivolous evidentiary motion, EPAH has foisted the issue upon the court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214725)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 6:23 PM
Author: Mustard lodge

which evidentiary motion was the frivolous one remind me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45214781)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 7:41 PM
Author: yellow rambunctious hairy legs

what's the current status of this case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215185)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: bossy impertinent meetinghouse

Parties are conducting discovery and exchanging their pre-mini-trial briefing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215269)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 7:56 PM
Author: yellow rambunctious hairy legs

so EPAH is continuing to exert legal time, and will thereby collect even more on his sanctions motion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215300)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 7:59 PM
Author: bossy impertinent meetinghouse

That sanctions motion is a legal nullity. The case isn’t getting dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215324)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 8:20 PM
Author: French Sneaky Criminal Base

...until November

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215485)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 8:21 PM
Author: glittery trust fund ceo

Dat legal web

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215497)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: Rough-skinned insane corn cake

It's not a nullity yet, but non lawyer pumos who think EPAH is a genius actually think it is a sure thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215561)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 8:31 PM
Author: glittery trust fund ceo

What % chance of success do you give EPAH on his MTD? What about the sanctions motion? Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215570)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Rough-skinned insane corn cake

50 percent on MTD and 5 percent on sanctions motion resulting in fees submitted by EPAH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215706)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:02 PM
Author: mind-boggling smoky bawdyhouse

(totally not ZZZ or RT)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215781)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:10 PM
Author: Umber dashing potus yarmulke

ur just straight up trolling at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215814)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine theater

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215834)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Racy Business Firm

fees may be cut. judges always like to get cunty and dictate that "surely this relatively straightforward motion should not have taken 11.3 hours" when in reality that is what it takes to file a polished motion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45216176)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:10 PM
Author: Umber dashing potus yarmulke

90% chance on MTD

70% chance of MTD + Judge berating plaintiff BUT no sanctions

50% chance on sanctions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215813)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine theater

lol at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215835)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: Umber dashing potus yarmulke

explain why ZZZ's PJ theory will be successful...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215850)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:31 PM
Author: glittery trust fund ceo

You worked at a firm that represented a company from FL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215923)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:35 PM
Author: Rough-skinned insane corn cake

Continuously and systematically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215938)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: bossy impertinent meetinghouse

LJL do you have any idea how rare it is to win a MTD in state court?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215839)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:14 PM
Author: Umber dashing potus yarmulke

did you read this shitsuit complaint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215843)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:17 PM
Author: bossy impertinent meetinghouse

The one that alleges that YOU conspired to disbar another attorney using scandalous lies? No judge is going to simply “dismiss” those kinds of allegations without first seeing proof from the defendant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215854)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: Umber dashing potus yarmulke

if ur too dumb to closely look at my moniker and realize I am NOT EPAH, then ur opinions are absolute shit. LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215866)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 10:45 PM
Author: Razzmatazz spruce locus

fyi you have my consent/appreciation to keep tricking board morons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45216333)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: Umber dashing potus yarmulke

do you believe there is any semblance of PJ??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215848)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:18 PM
Author: bossy impertinent meetinghouse

That criminal guy in Miami who you do legal work for pretty much fucked you on PJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215859)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: Umber dashing potus yarmulke

read my name retard, I'm not EPAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215862)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:19 PM
Author: grizzly soggy brethren

(Baby spider crawling across web)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215865)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:20 PM
Author: Umber dashing potus yarmulke

pretty sure that's the SPIDER DADDY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215870)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:31 PM
Author: Rough-skinned insane corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215921)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 10:42 AM
Author: fluffy space

ive won 3 dismissals in the last 10 years, its unusual, but this is an absolute shit case. different state so ymmv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45217775)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:30 PM
Author: Rough-skinned insane corn cake

What if the judge just gives you $500 as a sanction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215918)



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Date: September 22nd, 2022 9:32 PM
Author: glittery trust fund ceo

You can hope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45215927)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: lake piazza tattoo

lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45217782)



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Date: September 23rd, 2022 10:40 AM
Author: fluffy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5197292&forum_id=2#45217770)