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List of worst Airports IMO

LAX LGA MIA EWR MIDWAY HNL ATL
gaped dun property
  09/24/22
(laguardia ceo)
Aromatic parlour roommate
  09/24/22
added
gaped dun property
  09/24/22
I think unfairly. The new terminal is 180, I remember when L...
green space idiot
  09/24/22
better before unless your an IG shrew
spruce spot kitty cat
  09/24/22
Agree, LaGuardia has improved. I think PHL has to be in t...
disturbing state
  09/24/22
This thread is about worst airports, not worst cities. PHL ...
Mischievous translucent heaven boltzmann
  09/24/22
New terminal looks nice but is still really poorly laid out....
Razzmatazz useless voyeur
  09/24/22
BLR
Bearded sadistic gas station potus
  09/24/22
? bangalore airport is fine
Aromatic parlour roommate
  09/24/22
...
hairraiser chapel faggotry
  09/24/22
...
Aromatic parlour roommate
  09/24/22
midway makes up for its shittiness with convenience. it real...
Big outnumbered corner
  09/24/22
yeah but if your flight arrives after sundown you get carjac...
gaped dun property
  09/24/22
Yea I fart cum out of my ass too
unholy ratface
  09/24/22
gross brother
Big outnumbered corner
  09/24/22
never been but sounds cr and like lga used to be
spruce spot kitty cat
  09/24/22
Newark is shit
Pale rebellious brunch
  09/24/22
MCO
unholy ratface
  09/24/22
...
Stimulating address
  09/24/22
its like one of the best airports other than the gay disney ...
gaped dun property
  09/24/22
No, it fucking sucks. I have flown into/out of there hundred...
Stimulating address
  09/24/22
it's clean decetn food options easy to get rental cars...
gaped dun property
  09/24/22
no it sucks shit. everyone flying in/out is retarded even i...
unholy ratface
  09/24/22
SAT, no lounge, 75% of flights have to stop in houston or da...
Soul-stirring chartreuse community account
  09/24/22
thankfully never been
gaped dun property
  09/24/22
lol HOU ? Hobby is a shithole? what flame is this? Its the o...
Black menage
  09/24/22
Only since the remodel
Floppy meetinghouse windowlicker
  09/25/22
San Diego fucking BLOWS The two terminals aren’t co...
sinister swashbuckling mexican
  09/24/22
...
glittery casino mad cow disease
  09/24/22
jfc
spruce spot kitty cat
  09/24/22
slept overnight there once was weird af
gaped dun property
  09/24/22
i've flown in and out of SD a couple of times, and it freake...
Multi-colored apoplectic keepsake machete library
  09/24/22
This is not credited at all. SAN is easy as fuck to get i...
duck-like mother stain
  09/26/22
...
gaped dun property
  04/06/23
EWR is worst in terms of both accessibility and cramped desi...
spruce spot kitty cat
  09/24/22
i like JFK jetblue terminal
gaped dun property
  09/24/22
Yes. I think it even has an outdoor observation area airside
spruce spot kitty cat
  09/24/22
Flying out of NYC for long-haul domestic got 100x better whe...
Mischievous translucent heaven boltzmann
  09/24/22
...
disturbing state
  09/24/22
Wtf
spruce spot kitty cat
  09/25/22
ATL LAX MCO EWR MDW that’s my top five ...
Stimulating address
  09/24/22
whats wrong with MCO, TPA is 180er but doenst seem that bad
gaped dun property
  09/24/22
1. Security is a fucking joke. They don’t coordinate w...
Stimulating address
  09/24/22
oh ok im not poor and use PreChek and Clear so have no idea ...
gaped dun property
  09/24/22
I’m ineligible for a couple more years due to an incid...
Stimulating address
  09/24/22
Lmao
Boyish Chest-beating Set Preventive Strike
  09/24/22
...
gaped dun property
  09/24/22
...
Stimulating address
  09/24/22
...
bipolar filthpig scourge upon the earth
  09/24/22
...
mind-boggling principal's office regret
  09/25/22
...
comical church building toilet seat
  09/25/22
...
Floppy meetinghouse windowlicker
  09/25/22
(Madison Cawthorn)
sinister swashbuckling mexican
  09/24/22
How fucking retarded are you?
vigorous hairy legs feces
  09/24/22
Flew out of new LGA terminal this summer. Was one of the nic...
bat shit crazy trip athletic conference
  09/24/22
What's wrong with midway its better than Ohare.
Flushed pea-brained parlor
  09/24/22
no Mcdonalds?
gaped dun property
  09/24/22
LAX LAX LAX LAX LAX
Black menage
  09/24/22
i was there earlier today it is 120 sps ngrhellhole
gaped dun property
  09/24/22
Tom Bradley terminal is nice
fighting son of senegal step-uncle's house
  09/24/22
LOL at them building this for the 1984 olympics
Black menage
  09/24/22
They upgraded it a few years back and stopped letting non-ti...
fighting son of senegal step-uncle's house
  09/25/22
dude the roof and wiring was exposed near gates 40-50 today ...
gaped dun property
  09/25/22
Try to never fly now unless it's business class. Just wait a...
fighting son of senegal step-uncle's house
  09/25/22
How is IAD (Dulles) not in here? You have to take a crappy t...
fighting son of senegal step-uncle's house
  09/24/22
...
lilac location international law enforcement agency
  09/24/22
dulles is total garbage. i've been flying home from there fr...
Multi-colored apoplectic keepsake machete library
  09/24/22
Have only been to Reagan Heard Dulles is lol though
gaped dun property
  09/24/22
None of us have been to Dulles because a) who the fuck g...
Mischievous translucent heaven boltzmann
  09/24/22
Even without expensing Acela is obviously better than any fl...
fighting son of senegal step-uncle's house
  09/25/22
Philadelphia's bus system between terminals is slow and mana...
claret wonderful tanning salon dog poop
  09/24/22
as is the entire city.
Gay bull headed sound barrier public bath
  09/24/22
...
disturbing state
  09/24/22
haven't been inside an airport since 2019 not flame
dashing coral love of her life hospital
  09/24/22
180
claret wonderful tanning salon dog poop
  09/24/22
The only good airport is no airport.
clear jap senate
  09/24/22
is it true that in the 60s and 70s, airplanes were like livi...
Multi-colored apoplectic keepsake machete library
  09/24/22
Apparently, hot white girls would even wipe your ass for you...
Stimulating address
  09/24/22
I missed the ass wiping and reach arounds. Must have been fo...
clear jap senate
  09/24/22
Holy shit. 180 poast man.
Multi-colored apoplectic keepsake machete library
  09/24/22
...
dashing coral love of her life hospital
  09/26/22
LAX ATL JFK IAH EWR
Laughsome useless brakes
  09/24/22
The only US airport I actually like traveling out of is LGB....
vigorous hairy legs feces
  09/24/22
LGB is nice. It can get cramped though but then you can just...
Pale rebellious brunch
  09/24/22
does Canada have any bad ones?
Shaky lay
  09/24/22
Ottawa (at least the US departure area past customs)
spruce spot kitty cat
  09/24/22
LGA’s proximity to MFH counts for a lot. It was a lot ...
citrine exhilarant idea he suggested
  09/24/22
New Newark Terminal A about to drop https://airlineweekly...
Violent stock car crotch
  09/24/22
It was a lot faster from curb to gate before they fancied it...
spruce spot kitty cat
  09/24/22
LAX is great if you are staying on the west side.
Adulterous gold home brethren
  09/24/22
*waits 45 minutes to get a 90 dollar uber to Culver City ...
painfully honest pisswyrm garrison
  10/01/22
i assume we only mean major airports: LAX YYZ IAD
Bearded Wild Legal Warrant
  09/24/22
Does LAX have airside transfers between terminals? This is k...
disturbing state
  09/24/22
Everyone shits on LAX but it’s in the heart of west LA...
Adulterous gold home brethren
  09/24/22
last time i was there i had to hike like two miles to some p...
Aromatic parlour roommate
  09/24/22
LAxit is a five minute walk and then you are gone. It&rsquo...
Adulterous gold home brethren
  09/24/22
lol I’ve done this before at LAX except I got on the f...
sinister swashbuckling mexican
  09/24/22
YUL is a shitshow of epic proportions. i never flew through ...
ocher field party of the first part
  09/24/22
Any non us airport is better bc there are far far far fewer ...
mustard razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen
  09/24/22
Maui’s ‘airport’ looks like a elementary s...
gaped dun property
  09/24/22
The Maui airport is garbage but at least it’s easy to ...
slippery pozpig school
  09/24/22
New Orleans airport is SPS
slippery pozpig school
  09/24/22
forgot this one, was absolute sps only was ther once JAX ...
gaped dun property
  09/25/22
Ambergris airport you arrive on a little dirt landing strip ...
Adulterous gold home brethren
  09/24/22
...
Amber locale
  09/25/22
...
gaped dun property
  09/25/22
LJFL @ Deltamos, haven’t been to ATL in 10+ years.
citrine exhilarant idea he suggested
  09/25/22
...
Transparent den people who are hurt
  09/26/22
Reagan is the most convenient, well-run airport in America. ...
Floppy meetinghouse windowlicker
  09/25/22
It has no long haul flights except for one or two exceptiona...
buff nursing home
  09/26/22
i used to fly to LA out of there all the time, brother
Multi-colored apoplectic keepsake machete library
  09/26/22
LAX, HNL, LHR, and FLL are garbage.
duck-like mother stain
  09/26/22
LHR is SPS but at least T5 and T3 have good OneWorld lounges
citrine exhilarant idea he suggested
  09/26/22
Lounge quality means nothing when you don't have time to vis...
duck-like mother stain
  09/26/22
More historic air travel memories: Jetways are a recent inve...
clear jap senate
  09/26/22
burbank is 180
bateful dilemma new version
  09/26/22
the worst airport in amerikkka is MCI, which, unless they ha...
arrogant hell pocket flask
  09/26/22
jfc
spruce spot kitty cat
  10/01/22


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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: gaped dun property

LAX

LGA

MIA

EWR

MIDWAY

HNL

ATL



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223040)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Aromatic parlour roommate

(laguardia ceo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223055)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: gaped dun property

added

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223059)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:50 PM
Author: green space idiot

I think unfairly. The new terminal is 180, I remember when LGA was a legit shithold but now it's top 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223275)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: spruce spot kitty cat

better before unless your an IG shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223374)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 7:15 PM
Author: disturbing state

Agree, LaGuardia has improved.

I think PHL has to be in this discussion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225146)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 9:30 PM
Author: Mischievous translucent heaven boltzmann

This thread is about worst airports, not worst cities. PHL feels like you are in a lower-tier first world city. Philadelphia feels like you've flipped over into a dystopian movie about the downfall of our civilization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225752)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 9:30 PM
Author: Razzmatazz useless voyeur

New terminal looks nice but is still really poorly laid out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225750)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: Bearded sadistic gas station potus

BLR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223058)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 2:15 PM
Author: Aromatic parlour roommate

? bangalore airport is fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223605)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 6:39 PM
Author: hairraiser chapel faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45224955)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 7:09 PM
Author: Aromatic parlour roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225095)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:13 PM
Author: Big outnumbered corner

midway makes up for its shittiness with convenience. it really shouldn't exist / would never be built today given the scale of o'hare and its residential neighborhood location. but instead it just so happens that an airport with a decent number of domestic nonstop destinations exists in a random chicago neighborhood with relatively easy access to the city. i don't need a luxury airport experience, just as easy an in-and-out as i can get. i'm not complaining about midway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223096)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:21 PM
Author: gaped dun property

yeah but if your flight arrives after sundown you get carjacked and fileted in the streets

also ORD has 2 McDonalds iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223131)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:35 PM
Author: unholy ratface

Yea I fart cum out of my ass too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223195)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:38 PM
Author: Big outnumbered corner

gross brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223208)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 1:11 PM
Author: spruce spot kitty cat

never been but sounds cr and like lga used to be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223381)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:21 PM
Author: Pale rebellious brunch

Newark is shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223130)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: unholy ratface

MCO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223193)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:45 PM
Author: Stimulating address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223239)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: gaped dun property

its like one of the best airports other than the gay disney tram, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223248)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:48 PM
Author: Stimulating address

No, it fucking sucks. I have flown into/out of there hundreds of times; it is just awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223258)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:50 PM
Author: gaped dun property

it's clean

decetn food options

easy to get rental cars

easy to get to terminals

trams are kinda gay but easy to leave and get to baggage

?

MIA is 100000X worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223281)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 4:47 PM
Author: unholy ratface

no it sucks shit. everyone flying in/out is retarded even if they have precheck. you take that stupid monorail to the terminal where there is like one bar and a shitty food court for several hundred proles. it sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45224424)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring chartreuse community account

SAT, no lounge, 75% of flights have to stop in houston or dallas first. HOU is also a shithole. i stopped over in CLE once and it was dump, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223219)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:45 PM
Author: gaped dun property

thankfully never been



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223238)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: Black menage

lol HOU ? Hobby is a shithole? what flame is this? Its the only nice thing about that city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223444)



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Date: September 25th, 2022 4:58 AM
Author: Floppy meetinghouse windowlicker

Only since the remodel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45226822)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: sinister swashbuckling mexican

San Diego fucking BLOWS

The two terminals aren’t connected so if you have a connection you have to leave and go back through security again

One of those terminals is way too small for the number of gates so you are just crammed in there with nowhere to even stand and nowhere to go and they keep bitching at you about where you’re allowed to stand

The entrance of the airport is on the south side for some stupid fucking reason meaning you have to drive all the way around and the shuttles to the hotels and rental cars take like 30+ minutes even though it’s technically RIGHT there, you just have to drive in a huge loop in traffic to get in or out

The flight path is sps and instead of coming in over the water like most coastal airports they come in over the hills and buzz the city at like 500 feet constantly because for some unknown reason they built the fucking runway PARALLEL to the water instead of PERPENDICULAR like every other airport (????)

One more thing their baggage claim is a fucking shitshow. Last time I was there there were FIVE fucking flights on one conveyer and none on the one next to it. Except then bags started coming out of the “unused” one but like 15 min later they never updated the sign to say which flight it was. This seems typical at most airports though tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223230)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 1:00 PM
Author: glittery casino mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223328)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: spruce spot kitty cat

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223387)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 1:17 PM
Author: gaped dun property

slept overnight there once was weird af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223399)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 2:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored apoplectic keepsake machete library

i've flown in and out of SD a couple of times, and it freaked me out both times to basically fly through the city's skyline next to skyscrapers and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223720)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 1:21 AM
Author: duck-like mother stain

This is not credited at all.

SAN is easy as fuck to get in and out of - it's a 3 minute drive off Interstate 5 and maybe 5-10 at worst to get back on to 5 during the heaviest daily traffic. The entrance is on the south side because the USMC base preexists the airport and occupies the land immediately north.

Terminal 2, which houses most of the carriers, went through an extensive remodel less than a decade ago.

The flight path lands over the city and back towards the ocean because, like every airport, the runway is built so that planes land and take off into the prevailing wind. This is the exact same flight pattern as LAX, SFO, etc., where planes also come in to land from the east and towards the ocean, into the prevailing wind. Note also that SAN's main runway, which faces WNW (again, into the prevailing wind) is perpendicular to the OCEAN a couple miles away, not the much smaller harbor next to it. SAN's runway faces 275 degrees; LAX's are at 250; SFO's main is 284.

During Santa Ana conditions, flights land over the water.

The baggage claim is no worse than any other airport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45230993)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 7:17 PM
Author: gaped dun property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#46154063)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:45 PM
Author: spruce spot kitty cat

EWR is worst in terms of both accessibility and cramped design. And that godawful creaky airtrain. Total dump

JFK is nice once you actually get there. Enjoy superlong walks tho

LGA is easily accessible, even on foot (5 miles from Queensboro Br) and - until the renovation - easy to navigate. Unfortunately the renovations are making it unnecessarily fancier and more instagrammable at a heavy cost to convenience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223234)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: gaped dun property

i like JFK jetblue terminal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223243)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:50 PM
Author: spruce spot kitty cat

Yes. I think it even has an outdoor observation area airside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223282)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 9:36 PM
Author: Mischievous translucent heaven boltzmann

Flying out of NYC for long-haul domestic got 100x better when jetblue came in big. So much better than "oh you want to leave the Northeast? enjoy your 4-hour layover in ATL or DTW! we allow 4 hours because otherwise you might miss your connection because we have no idea how to run an airport or an airline!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225762)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 9:39 PM
Author: disturbing state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225772)



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Date: September 25th, 2022 7:28 PM
Author: spruce spot kitty cat

Wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45229535)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: Stimulating address

ATL

LAX

MCO

EWR

MDW

that’s my top five worst airports

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223250)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: gaped dun property

whats wrong with MCO, TPA is 180er but doenst seem that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223254)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:50 PM
Author: Stimulating address

1. Security is a fucking joke. They don’t coordinate with the airlines, so sometimes during busy mornings, they have two lines open & thousands of people waiting to get through. The longest I waited was 2 hours (and missed my flight). I arrived at 4am, when the airport opened.

2. Layout. There are two terminals and you can only get to them by using the fucking gay Disney-style monorail which first takes you to the security/baggage area. You have to switch trains to get to the other one.

3. Service. It’s a prole mecca, and instead of at least being like LAS with things to do, you are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223273)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:51 PM
Author: gaped dun property

oh ok im not poor and use PreChek and Clear so have no idea what a line is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223284)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:52 PM
Author: Stimulating address

I’m ineligible for a couple more years due to an incident involving a loaded magazine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223289)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:54 PM
Author: Boyish Chest-beating Set Preventive Strike

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223298)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:54 PM
Author: gaped dun property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223303)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Stimulating address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45224558)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: bipolar filthpig scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45226210)



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Date: September 25th, 2022 1:38 AM
Author: mind-boggling principal's office regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45226591)



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Date: September 25th, 2022 4:52 AM
Author: comical church building toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45226815)



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Date: September 25th, 2022 4:58 AM
Author: Floppy meetinghouse windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45226823)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: sinister swashbuckling mexican

(Madison Cawthorn)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223306)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: vigorous hairy legs feces

How fucking retarded are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45226251)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 12:53 PM
Author: bat shit crazy trip athletic conference

Flew out of new LGA terminal this summer. Was one of the nicest I’ve been to in the US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223296)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 1:02 PM
Author: Flushed pea-brained parlor

What's wrong with midway its better than Ohare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223339)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 1:17 PM
Author: gaped dun property

no Mcdonalds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223402)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 1:16 PM
Author: Black menage

LAX

LAX

LAX

LAX

LAX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223394)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: gaped dun property

i was there earlier today it is 120 sps ngrhellhole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223403)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 1:21 PM
Author: fighting son of senegal step-uncle's house

Tom Bradley terminal is nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223423)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 1:39 PM
Author: Black menage

LOL at them building this for the 1984 olympics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223491)



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Date: September 25th, 2022 1:26 AM
Author: fighting son of senegal step-uncle's house

They upgraded it a few years back and stopped letting non-tickethioders into the shopping/eating section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45226566)



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Date: September 25th, 2022 1:29 AM
Author: gaped dun property

dude the roof and wiring was exposed near gates 40-50 today lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45226573)



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Date: September 25th, 2022 1:33 AM
Author: fighting son of senegal step-uncle's house

Try to never fly now unless it's business class. Just wait at a lounge or bar until boarding to not notice stuff like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45226581)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: fighting son of senegal step-uncle's house

How is IAD (Dulles) not in here? You have to take a crappy train in between landing/departing and the rest of the airport. Adds 20-30 mins to commute each way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223417)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: lilac location international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223429)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 2:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored apoplectic keepsake machete library

dulles is total garbage. i've been flying home from there from hartford lately and that stupid people mover is so annoying. then it's far away from where everyone lives except people who live in reston and whatnot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223726)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 3:28 PM
Author: gaped dun property

Have only been to Reagan

Heard Dulles is lol though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45224013)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 9:38 PM
Author: Mischievous translucent heaven boltzmann

None of us have been to Dulles because

a) who the fuck goes to DC when you can just hang out in NYC and have 10x more fun?

b) if you have to go to DC for some reason you just expense the Acela.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225770)



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Date: September 25th, 2022 1:24 AM
Author: fighting son of senegal step-uncle's house

Even without expensing Acela is obviously better than any flight between NE corridor cities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45226563)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: claret wonderful tanning salon dog poop

Philadelphia's bus system between terminals is slow and managed by actual retards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223454)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 1:45 PM
Author: Gay bull headed sound barrier public bath

as is the entire city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223518)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 7:17 PM
Author: disturbing state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225154)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 1:36 PM
Author: dashing coral love of her life hospital

haven't been inside an airport since 2019 not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223478)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: claret wonderful tanning salon dog poop

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223529)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 2:48 PM
Author: clear jap senate

The only good airport is no airport.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223763)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 2:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored apoplectic keepsake machete library

is it true that in the 60s and 70s, airplanes were like living rooms with easy lounger chairs, hot stewardesses, chill white brehs smoking on the plane, etc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45223777)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 5:15 PM
Author: Stimulating address

Apparently, hot white girls would even wipe your ass for you with a smile and a reach around if you asked nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45224561)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 7:50 PM
Author: clear jap senate

I missed the ass wiping and reach arounds. Must have been for platinum fliers only. Yes, air travel was much nicer. No security, no computers, handwritten tickets. Smoking was allowed on planes - even cigars and pipes. Drinks were free. Meals were often quite good. Dinners came with a small pack of four cigarettes and a book of matches. I still have some of the matchbooks. Prices were mostly the same on all airlines, so they competed with service. Most people dressed up at least a little when they flew. Wish I had the foresight to take some pictures. I think the only lounge chairs were on some long haul first class flights, but the first 747 I ever flew on had a piano bar on the upper deck. In the 70s Pacific Southwest Airlines started decking the stewardesses out in hot pants. They used to have $15 LAX-SFO flight, with a $10 midnight special. $5 at midnight for LAX-San Diego. The Eastern shuttle from BOS to LGA was $15. You just got on the plane without ID, ticket, or any security. Then they rolled a cart down the aisle and took your money. The shuttles ran every hour or more, and if one filled up they would often bring out an additional plane. At some point student discount fares came into existence. Until you turned 22 you could fly half price standby. There were still many propeller planes flying, so flights could get pretty long. Without computers over bookings and double booked seats were common. Reliability was worse. Noticeably more mechanical failures and delays. Weather delays seemed worse. I spent 3 days in O'Hare once thanks to a blizzard. At least in the 60s flying was not as bus like as it is today. After deregulation hit in 1978 and prices dropped, air travel became more like Greyhound.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225334)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 9:23 PM
Author: Multi-colored apoplectic keepsake machete library

Holy shit. 180 poast man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225726)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 12:48 AM
Author: dashing coral love of her life hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45230931)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 4:54 PM
Author: Laughsome useless brakes

LAX

ATL

JFK

IAH

EWR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45224457)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 5:03 PM
Author: vigorous hairy legs feces

The only US airport I actually like traveling out of is LGB. Feel like I'm in Casablanca every time I deplane in open air.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45224501)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 6:52 PM
Author: Pale rebellious brunch

LGB is nice. It can get cramped though but then you can just chill in that outdoor space between both terminals in perfect weather.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225009)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: Shaky lay

does Canada have any bad ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45224512)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: spruce spot kitty cat

Ottawa (at least the US departure area past customs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225029)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 5:21 PM
Author: citrine exhilarant idea he suggested

LGA’s proximity to MFH counts for a lot. It was a lot faster from curb to gate before they fancied it up but it’s not bad. Decent AMEX lounge. EWR terminal C is nice and while A and B are run down it’s very quick from curb to gate and the top priority is how quickly you can get through all the BS. LAX is hell on Earth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45224587)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 6:41 PM
Author: Violent stock car crotch

New Newark Terminal A about to drop

https://airlineweekly.com/2022/09/newark-airports-new-3-billion-terminal-a-expected-to-open-in-november/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45224967)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: spruce spot kitty cat

It was a lot faster from curb to gate before they fancied it up

cr

EWR terminal C is nice

lol it's a cattle run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225037)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 7:00 PM
Author: Adulterous gold home brethren

LAX is great if you are staying on the west side.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225043)



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Date: October 1st, 2022 6:56 PM
Author: painfully honest pisswyrm garrison

*waits 45 minutes to get a 90 dollar uber to Culver City

So great if you are on the west side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45263643)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 7:02 PM
Author: Bearded Wild Legal Warrant

i assume we only mean major airports:

LAX

YYZ

IAD



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225055)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: disturbing state

Does LAX have airside transfers between terminals? This is key.

LHR has been shitty lately unless you are totally in a single terminal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225162)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 9:13 PM
Author: Adulterous gold home brethren

Everyone shits on LAX but it’s in the heart of west LA…not that bad to get out of once you are doing, the annoying part is the traffic but that’s inherent in LA itself, not an LAX problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225682)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: Aromatic parlour roommate

last time i was there i had to hike like two miles to some prison like complex to get an uber, it was absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225734)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 9:30 PM
Author: Adulterous gold home brethren

LAxit is a five minute walk and then you are gone. It’s not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225754)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 10:03 PM
Author: sinister swashbuckling mexican

lol I’ve done this before at LAX except I got on the first random hotel bus I saw but it was so busy at the hotel I just started walking until I found a parking lot to get picked up in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225887)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 7:35 PM
Author: ocher field party of the first part

YUL is a shitshow of epic proportions. i never flew through there pre-covid, but post-covid seems to have completely fucked them. no staff, more than half the stores and restaurants are closed, those that are open have insane hours like closing at 5pm. the security staff is extremely thin and when i was there last audibly heard two different people state in anger this was their last year and they're retiring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225265)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 7:40 PM
Author: mustard razzle-dazzle liquid oxygen

Any non us airport is better bc there are far far far fewer truculent blacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45225291)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 10:40 PM
Author: gaped dun property

Maui’s ‘airport’ looks like a elementary school in the south or motel 6 with outdoor corridor rooms

Kona is awful too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45226047)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: slippery pozpig school

The Maui airport is garbage but at least it’s easy to get to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45226161)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: slippery pozpig school

New Orleans airport is SPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45226163)



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Date: September 25th, 2022 12:52 AM
Author: gaped dun property

forgot this one, was absolute sps only was ther once

JAX also holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45226468)



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Date: September 24th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: Adulterous gold home brethren

Ambergris airport you arrive on a little dirt landing strip between black dudes drinking on benches and tables waving hello at you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45226293)



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Date: September 25th, 2022 1:38 AM
Author: Amber locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45226590)



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Date: September 25th, 2022 1:41 AM
Author: gaped dun property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45226601)



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Date: September 25th, 2022 7:27 PM
Author: citrine exhilarant idea he suggested

LJFL @ Deltamos, haven’t been to ATL in 10+ years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45229527)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 12:53 AM
Author: Transparent den people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45230943)



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Date: September 25th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Floppy meetinghouse windowlicker

Reagan is the most convenient, well-run airport in America.

Used by 98 percent of Congress on a regular basis. Hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45226824)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 1:48 AM
Author: buff nursing home

It has no long haul flights except for one or two exceptional routes, so passenger traffic is lower overall because it only handles medium and shorter range jets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45231041)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 12:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored apoplectic keepsake machete library

i used to fly to LA out of there all the time, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45232303)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 1:23 AM
Author: duck-like mother stain

LAX, HNL, LHR, and FLL are garbage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45230995)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 1:24 AM
Author: citrine exhilarant idea he suggested

LHR is SPS but at least T5 and T3 have good OneWorld lounges

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45230998)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: duck-like mother stain

Lounge quality means nothing when you don't have time to visit them because your inbound leg was delayed and you have to take a half hour bus between terminals and then clear the absolutely horrendous security line again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45232297)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 10:15 AM
Author: clear jap senate

More historic air travel memories: Jetways are a recent invention. It used to be you would walk out across the tarmac in the open and board the plane up the stairs. Before D.B. Cooper most larger planes boarded and unboarded at both the front and back simultaneously. Many airports had parking right at the terminal. I remember when Dulles was international and long haul only. There was almost nobody using it. You could park right in front of the terminal for $2/day. Burbank gives you a small taste of what it used to be like unless it has upgraded since I last went there.

Pittsburgh had a movie theater right by the TWA terminal. If you had a long layover you could watch a movie. There also was a hotel in the mezzanine area overlooking the ticket area. You could check in and be mere steps away from the gates.

Flight attendants were all reasonably attractive younger women, many of whom were single.

I don't remember the crushing crowds at airports that we have today. Things were more relaxed. Certainly having zero security contributed to the pleasure. Fucking bombers screwed it up for everybody. Assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45231721)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 10:21 AM
Author: bateful dilemma new version

burbank is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45231755)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 10:23 AM
Author: arrogant hell pocket flask

the worst airport in amerikkka is MCI, which, unless they have recently changed it, was wholly unprepared for the tsa revolution of 2001.

each gate basically has its own security check which sounds chill except for the fact that there is no galley so youre forced to stand outside in line. either its 100 degrees or 0 degrees in kansas city on any given day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45231765)



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Date: October 1st, 2022 6:52 PM
Author: spruce spot kitty cat

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5198577&forum_id=2#45263628)