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Hypothetically, which area of crime is relatively safe AND lucrative?

stealing cars and stripping off the parts? smash and grab je...
vivacious bistre twinkling uncleanness
  09/26/22
i would say smash and grab will be highly lucrative in Illin...
bespoke arousing roommate temple
  09/26/22
what happens then?
vivacious bistre twinkling uncleanness
  09/26/22
No cash bail
Bronze floppy dragon police squad
  09/26/22
the entire state will become a criminal's paradise
bespoke arousing roommate temple
  09/26/22
Hoooly shit lmao
Disgusting swashbuckling indirect expression market
  09/26/22
...
Orchid Principal's Office Gay Wizard
  09/26/22
Wait but that means you can’t get out of prison?
Irate senate mexican
  09/29/22
Home invasions in lib neighborhoods.
Crawly Nursing Home
  09/26/22
do libs usually have guns in their home? hypothetically spea...
vivacious bistre twinkling uncleanness
  09/26/22
No. This point is very important; you go home-invading some...
Crawly Nursing Home
  09/29/22
insider trading
Mind-boggling jap
  09/26/22
good one, but impossible for proles
vivacious bistre twinkling uncleanness
  09/26/22
^this
bespoke arousing roommate temple
  09/26/22
The dumb shit that accomplices will do fucks everything up i...
Deep casino prole
  09/26/22
what if your crew is super tight and professional. what crim...
vivacious bistre twinkling uncleanness
  09/26/22
This only exists in the movies, think about how disorganized...
chestnut bateful university boltzmann
  09/26/22
imagine this crew is a team of highly trained ex military br...
vivacious bistre twinkling uncleanness
  09/26/22
(guy who has never met a "highly trained ex military br...
chestnut bateful university boltzmann
  09/26/22
brother can you stop fighting the hypo and suggest something...
vivacious bistre twinkling uncleanness
  09/26/22
...
provocative ungodly theater stage shitlib
  09/26/22
Think of the phenotypes. Think of what these people are like...
Deep casino prole
  09/26/22
Government grifter. Start a "Unhoused Person Services ...
chestnut bateful university boltzmann
  09/26/22
Guys get millions from the govt. to fix up shithole apartmen...
supple shivering legend set
  09/26/22
u need to kick up a "taste" to "the big guy&q...
elite soul-stirring private investor
  09/27/22
Move to eastern Europe and do ransomware.
Bearded chrome toaster
  09/26/22
(guy at the opening stages of his journey into white collar ...
mauve gas station
  09/26/22
Selling party drugs to white people, you do need to know one...
fragrant mad cow disease piazza
  09/26/22
...
Jade misunderstood point dingle berry
  09/26/22
https://freakonomics-review.weebly.com/why-do-drug-dealers-s...
elite soul-stirring private investor
  09/27/22
I meant selling x and coke to college girls not slinging dop...
fragrant mad cow disease piazza
  09/27/22
u could run an escort service
elite soul-stirring private investor
  09/26/22
Buy fulls from the darkweb, get bank accounts, credit cards,...
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  09/26/22
tunneling into bank security deposit box vaults with a band ...
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  09/26/22
Jewish Financier
canary area juggernaut
  09/27/22
DNC elected offficial
Unhinged Haunting Box Office Selfie
  09/27/22
All the real org crime money printing is in digital credit c...
aphrodisiac blue pistol
  09/29/22
Medicare fraud
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  09/29/22


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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:31 PM
Author: vivacious bistre twinkling uncleanness

stealing cars and stripping off the parts? smash and grab jewelry raids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234532)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:33 PM
Author: bespoke arousing roommate temple

i would say smash and grab will be highly lucrative in Illinois come Jan 1, 2023

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234539)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:36 PM
Author: vivacious bistre twinkling uncleanness

what happens then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234555)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Bronze floppy dragon police squad

No cash bail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234602)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:52 PM
Author: bespoke arousing roommate temple

the entire state will become a criminal's paradise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234625)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:52 PM
Author: Disgusting swashbuckling indirect expression market

Hoooly shit lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234629)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 7:56 PM
Author: Orchid Principal's Office Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234918)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 5:20 PM
Author: Irate senate mexican

Wait but that means you can’t get out of prison?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45252518)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: Crawly Nursing Home

Home invasions in lib neighborhoods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234547)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:36 PM
Author: vivacious bistre twinkling uncleanness

do libs usually have guns in their home? hypothetically speaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234557)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:47 PM
Author: Crawly Nursing Home

No. This point is very important; you go home-invading some good ol' boy and you'll get your fucking head exploded with military technology by some dude who's fucking rock-hard erect and PSYCHED to get to use it. Dude in my neighborhood blew away a mentally disabled mexican who was trying to get into his shed or something and the guy fucking crows about it still, does reenactments down at the local bar, etc. You don't want that to be you they're all hootin' and hollerin' and laughing about.

If you want to be safe, stick to only houses with an "IN THIS HOUSE black lives matter, Women's rights are Human Rights, Science is Real..." signs. Then you can rape the wife and daughter with impunity and the guy will wanna shake your hand for it like Amy Biehl's family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45252309)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling jap

insider trading

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234548)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: vivacious bistre twinkling uncleanness

good one, but impossible for proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234566)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:52 PM
Author: bespoke arousing roommate temple

^this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234627)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:35 PM
Author: Deep casino prole

The dumb shit that accomplices will do fucks everything up imo. They constantly assure themselves that taking unnecessary risks is nbd and will call you a pussy and a Joke if you think otherwise. I don't think they have the mindset that Losers have where they want to fastidiously avoid getting caught, it's more like they accept doing time as a part of the life, and think it makes them Cool and Hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234552)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: vivacious bistre twinkling uncleanness

what if your crew is super tight and professional. what crimes would you recommend, hypothetically speaking of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234563)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:39 PM
Author: chestnut bateful university boltzmann

This only exists in the movies, think about how disorganized a law firm or corporation is and that's where everybody has a graduate degree and everything is above-board (more or less). Now imagine instead of that you're doing something you're not supposed to be doing and most of the crew dropped out of high school. You have to do this solo, no crew, because the only person you can trust is you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234568)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:41 PM
Author: vivacious bistre twinkling uncleanness

imagine this crew is a team of highly trained ex military bros. what crimes then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234577)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:42 PM
Author: chestnut bateful university boltzmann

(guy who has never met a "highly trained ex military bro" IRL)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234584)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:45 PM
Author: vivacious bistre twinkling uncleanness

brother can you stop fighting the hypo and suggest something reasonable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234597)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 7:38 PM
Author: provocative ungodly theater stage shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234803)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:47 PM
Author: Deep casino prole

Think of the phenotypes. Think of what these people are like. Basically everyone is Waingro. Have you ever watched a true crime type show? All of these people are fucked in the head and suck at basically everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234611)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:37 PM
Author: chestnut bateful university boltzmann

Government grifter. Start a "Unhoused Person Services Company." Have one unverifiable success story. Get a government grant. Pay yourself a salary. You are now on easy street the $$$ will roll in without you doing anything. You might have to fill out some paperwork every budget cycle but you can have your assistant do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234560)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:40 PM
Author: supple shivering legend set

Guys get millions from the govt. to fix up shithole apartment buildings but pocket most of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234572)



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Date: September 27th, 2022 6:21 AM
Author: elite soul-stirring private investor

u need to kick up a "taste" to "the big guy" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45236940)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:38 PM
Author: Bearded chrome toaster

Move to eastern Europe and do ransomware.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234565)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: mauve gas station

(guy at the opening stages of his journey into white collar crime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234605)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: fragrant mad cow disease piazza

Selling party drugs to white people, you do need to know one legit nigga probably but pretty much none of those guys get caught

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234622)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 7:52 PM
Author: Jade misunderstood point dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234903)



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Date: September 27th, 2022 6:20 AM
Author: elite soul-stirring private investor

https://freakonomics-review.weebly.com/why-do-drug-dealers-still-live-with-their-moms.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45236936)



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Date: September 27th, 2022 5:02 PM
Author: fragrant mad cow disease piazza

I meant selling x and coke to college girls not slinging dope on the corner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45240094)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 7:22 PM
Author: elite soul-stirring private investor

u could run an escort service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234741)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 7:41 PM
Author: Snowy lay gaming laptop

Buy fulls from the darkweb, get bank accounts, credit cards, tax returns etc in peoples names.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234826)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 7:59 PM
Author: Tantric walnut native psychic

tunneling into bank security deposit box vaults with a band of quirky associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45234927)



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Date: September 27th, 2022 6:22 AM
Author: canary area juggernaut

Jewish Financier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45236943)



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Date: September 27th, 2022 6:22 AM
Author: Unhinged Haunting Box Office Selfie

DNC elected offficial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45236944)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 5:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac blue pistol

All the real org crime money printing is in digital credit card fraud and associated digital fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45252529)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 5:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser Base Jew

Medicare fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5200056&forum_id=2#45252652)