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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:24 AM Author: Canary razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344550) |
Date: October 17th, 2022 10:27 AM Author: Provocative ungodly casino codepig Can I please play the Gomer Pyle character? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344569) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:29 AM Author: Canary razzle black woman Indeed, and the bathroom scene will be set in an Outback Steakhouse parking lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344577) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:38 AM Author: Chestnut Diverse Masturbator Plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344620) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:47 AM Author: arousing associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344659) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 11:26 AM Author: vigorous scarlet jewess property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344844) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 11:27 AM Author: blue ceo orchestra pit (df's fellow summer associates beating him with kirkland totes filled with deal toys after he misses a crucial deadline due to bloomin' onion addiction) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344853) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 11:28 AM Author: Canary razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344854) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 1:17 PM Author: poppy gaming laptop Killing yourself on the last day of the summer program is TCR. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345297) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 12:47 PM Author: Canary razzle black woman Senior associate at table of Alinea: "OK, he's dead, but we still have a budget for 15. He was alive when we got here." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45350476) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:28 AM Author: orchid sickened liquid oxygen travel guidebook FULL MENS WEARHOUSE JACKET (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344574) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:29 AM Author: Canary razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344579) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:38 AM Author: balding dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344613) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:47 AM Author: arousing associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344660) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:53 AM Author: hideous point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344686) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 11:25 AM Author: blue ceo orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344843) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:44 PM Author: curious frum indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45347919) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:39 AM Author: balding dilemma that scene where the doods all pray to their rifle, but they're simultaneously putting on their charles tyrwhitt shirts/ties, jos a bank suits, and allen edmonds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344622) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:39 AM Author: Canary razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344625) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 10:47 AM Author: arousing associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344661) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 11:13 AM Author: Canary razzle black woman INT. KIRKLAND & ELLIS, LLP - DAY DRILL SGT.: You guys are a disgrace to the legal profession! 2500-3500 billable hours my ass! I ought to have your licenses revoked! Get out of here, you scum! EXT. AN OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE PARKING LOT OUTSIDE KIRLAND & ELLIS, LLP, CHICAGO. GOMER PYLE is STUFFING HIS FACE with APPS. He's got BBQ sauce dripping down his face.
LAWYER 1: Oh my god, Gomer! What are you doing? GOMER PYLE: I'm eating, duh! LAWYER 1: You're going to get fired if the partners see you! GOMER PYLE: Who cares? I hate this place. I'm never going to make partner. Might as well stuff my face while I can. LAWYER 1: You're a lawyers, Gomer! We're supposed to be above this sort of thing! GOMER PYLE: Oh, yeah? Tell that to the partners who are all sitting in their corner offices billing hours while we bust our asses down here in the trenches! LAWYER 1: It's not that bad. GOMER PYLE: Oh, really? Then why are you working on a Saturday? LAWYER 1: ... GOMER PYLE: That's what I thought. |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 11:28 AM Author: blue ceo orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344859) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 1:12 PM Author: supple wine den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345266) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 2:04 PM Author: arousing associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345466) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 11:14 AM Author: Canary razzle black woman INT. KIRKLAND & ELLIS, LLP - DAY [We see a group of lawyers in a large office working on their laptops. There is a sense of intense concentration and focus.] DRILL SGT.: You maggots! You lazy, entitled pieces of shit! Get your sorry asses outta bed and get to work! It's time to bill those hours! 2500-3500 hour years, that's what we expect from you scum! Drop and give me point one! [The lawyers all get out of their seats and drop to the ground to do push-ups.] LAWYER 1: God, I hate this place. LAWYER 2: Me too. It's soul-crushing. DRILL SGT.: Come on, you weaklings! You call yourselves lawyers? Get those hours up! We bill by the minute around here and I expect nothing less from you assholes! Now move it! [We see a montage of the lawyers working long hours at their desks, in court, on the phone, etc. They all look exhausted.] EXT. KIRKLAND & ELLIS LLP VIETNAM - HELICOPTER [We see a helicopter landing in a war zone. We see lawyers getting out, carrying briefcases.] LAWYER 1: What the hell are we doing here? LAWYER 2: I have no idea. But it looks like we're going to be billing a lot of hours. [We see the lawyers working in a war zone. They are sweating and dirty. We hear explosions in the background.] LAWYER 1: This is insanity! How can you bill when you've got a woman and children? LAWYER 2: It's easy: they left me. Because of this place.
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Date: October 17th, 2022 11:23 AM Author: slippery state AIN'T LAW SWELL?!?!?!
*fingers blur at 85wpm pace, synced to the sound of machine fire* |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 11:25 AM Author: Canary razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344840) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 11:29 AM Author: blue ceo orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344863) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 11:47 AM Author: galvanic smoky church building affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344954) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 1:15 PM Author: wonderful pozpig "Drop and give me point one!"
Love that one. |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:07 AM Author: Canary razzle black woman tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45349129) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 1:15 PM Author: supple wine den Point 1
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Date: October 17th, 2022 1:20 PM Author: poppy gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345308) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 2:08 PM Author: Canary razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345487) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 4:49 PM Author: hideous point 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45351769) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 2:05 PM Author: arousing associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345467) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 11:30 AM Author: vigorous scarlet jewess property 8th year associate calls you over to show you the dead body of a 42 yr old freshly minted equity partner who died at his desk
“This partner is the finest human being we will ever know.” |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 11:30 AM Author: Canary razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344870) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 2:24 PM Author: Racy field trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345548) |
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Date: December 29th, 2022 7:50 AM Author: High-end Maniacal Site Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45710597) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 11:38 AM Author: Provocative ungodly casino codepig An affable full liability associate makes an off color joke in the toilet and is overheard by someone on the diversity committee. As he comes out of the Men's Room he's confronted by a big black man wearing a purple tie. "Andrew, we just can't have that at this Firm. I'm afraid you're just not PC enough to earn your P.C." Andrew goes back to his office and sobs.
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Date: October 17th, 2022 11:46 AM Author: Canary razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45344949) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 12:06 PM Author: Flirting Contagious School Nowag Lawyers doing pushups as associate who billed 1700 watches on
"1-2-3-4, I-Will-Bill-More." |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 12:11 PM Author: Canary razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345055) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 1:16 PM Author: supple wine den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345290) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 1:13 PM Author: Flirting Contagious School Nowag A thousand yard stare. An associate gets it when he's been in the shit for too long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345272) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 2:09 PM Author: Canary razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 8:08 PM Author: blue ceo orchestra pit disco fries has a thousand island stare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45347160) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 8:09 PM Author: Canary razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45347173) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:38 AM Author: offensive cream giraffe hairy legs ljfl at you crimping jokes from cum town, you useless soyim faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45349019) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 2:27 PM Author: Amber volcanic crater hahahahaha fuck yeah dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45350976) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 10:18 PM Author: Obsidian seedy legend stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45353666) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 4:49 PM Author: hideous point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45351768) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 1:14 PM Author: Flirting Contagious School Nowag *Partner hands chinese contract attorney a document to review*
"too buku" |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 2:08 PM Author: pink corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345480) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 2:08 PM Author: Canary razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345490) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 2:13 PM Author: arousing associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345509) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 1:17 PM Author: poppy gaming laptop The switch between summer program and life as a senior associate will be worse than getting blasted by a Vietnamese woman in the dome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345294) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 2:08 PM Author: Canary razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345488) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 1:18 PM Author: supple wine den *haggard AZNgirl associate approaches battle-tested, weary niche practice partner*
"Me sucky sucky. Me love you long time!" |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 2:08 PM Author: pink corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345484) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 2:19 PM Author: vigorous scarlet jewess property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345528) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 7:57 PM Author: poppy gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45347072) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 1:21 PM Author: poppy gaming laptop Current crop of juniors have no idea how nice they have it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345309) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 2:25 PM Author: appetizing becky turdskin Partner Pyle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345550) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 2:37 PM Author: Flirting Contagious School Nowag Partner: Associate, what are these reimbursable hours?
Associate : pro bono hours.
Partner : Where'd you get them?
Associate : The legal aid clinic.
Partner : Where do you work?
Associate : A biglaw firm
Partner : You bill pro bono hours and you work at a biglaw firm. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?
Associate : No.
Partner : You'd better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you.
Associate : OK.
Partner : Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the review committee.
Associate : I think I was trying to suggest something about work-life balance.
Partner : Work-life balance?
Associate : Work-life balance. The millenial thing.
Partner : Whose side are you on, son?
Associate : The firm's side.
Partner : Don't you love this firm?
Associate : Yes.
Partner : Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?
Associate : OK.
Partner : Son, all I've ever asked of my associates is that they obey my assignments as they would the word of God. We are here to help our clients, because inside every client there is a sophisticated dealmaker trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this work-life balance craze blows over.
Associate : OK. |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 2:41 PM Author: Canary razzle black woman Partner: What kind of balance do we like here? Associate: Sir, on balance in balance, sir! |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 8:02 PM Author: supple wine den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45347095) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 7:31 PM Author: cracking splenetic locus community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45352592) |
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Date: October 17th, 2022 2:44 PM Author: Hyperactive institution selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45345624) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 1:12 PM Author: balding dilemma this is 180, great work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45350628) |
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Date: December 29th, 2022 7:51 AM Author: High-end Maniacal Site Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45710599) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 1:13 PM Author: Canary razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45350630) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 7:31 PM Author: cracking splenetic locus community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45352589) |
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Date: October 20th, 2022 9:05 AM Author: maize nubile gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45361420) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 12:38 PM Author: Canary razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45350420) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 12:44 PM Author: White Double Fault Threads like this make me come back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45350461) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 1:58 PM Author: Canary razzle black woman 👌 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45350835) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 1:15 PM Author: Deep Up-to-no-good Love Of Her Life Stead "all white males must fucking hang" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45350635) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 2:01 PM Author: Flirting Contagious School Nowag "These are great days we're living, bros. We are biglaw associates, in corporate board rooms — with term sheets. These people we negotiated with today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we go in-house, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth negotiating with." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45350851) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 2:02 PM Author: Canary razzle black woman Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45350854) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 2:03 PM Author: Flirting Contagious School Nowag *Senior associate after he and the other senior associates have hazed a junior associate by restraining and beating him*
"Remember, it’s just a bad dream, jew boy!" |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 7:00 PM Author: blue ceo orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45352449) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 2:06 PM Author: Flirting Contagious School Nowag Recruiter: Hey, smart boy. You got lock step pay?
Associate: Not just this minute.
Recruiter: Well, smart boy, me get you market pay. Me so good! Me recruit you long time. You interested?
Associate: Yeah, I might be interested. Can we connect? |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 2:06 PM Author: Canary razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45350871) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 6:59 PM Author: blue ceo orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45352444) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 2:22 PM Author: Flirting Contagious School Nowag *Partner on call giving weekend assignments to deal team as summer looks on*
Partner: Market analysis! Issue list! Diligence matrix! Purchase agreement comments! Yeah! Yeah! Tax memo! Closing list! Come on! Come on! Ha-ha! weekend assignments, baby! Billables! Happy clients! Ha-ha!
*looks at summer*
Partner: Anyone who isn't on the call is a sucker! Anyone who is on the call is a well-disciplined sucker! Haha. You oughta join my team!
Summer: Why should I join your team?!
Partner: 'Cause I'm so fuckin' good! That ain't no shit, neither! I've done closed me 157 acquisitions. And 50 mergers, too! Them're all signed!
Summer: Any deals die?!
Partner: Sometimes!
Summer: How can you let a deal die?!
Partner: Easy! You just send them the bill! Haha. Ain't biglaw great? |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 2:42 PM Author: Canary razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45351051) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 6:59 PM Author: blue ceo orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45352441) |
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Date: December 29th, 2022 7:52 AM Author: Canary razzle black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45710601) |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 7:26 PM Author: Canary razzle black woman EXT. - VIETNAM CHANCERY CT. The DEAL TEAM moves Indian-file along both sides of the road, twenty yards between each man. The lines pop and snick as cocking levers are snapped back and bolts sent home, chambering rounds. Safeties are clicked off. Selector switches are thumbed to the full automatic position. The partners, armed with M-14's, fix bayonets.
Associate First Class JOKER (in voiceover): We have inked our deal in the pages of history. Consummated in blood, the contract is unbreakable. From this day to the ending of the world -- we are biglawyers at KIRKLAND & ELLIS LLP! What we have here is a firm that shall never die... Even if everyone else does.
PAN OVER of K&E DEAL LAWYERS marching in formation across the flaming debris of what was once an attractive deal target.
JOKER: Paradise is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there. Here at K&E we have everything... except for families and loved ones - those things just get in the way of our billable hours.
CAMERA PANS OVER THE FIELDS OF BODY PARTS AND BURNING BUSINESS PEOPLE/ASSOCIATEs/PARTNERS. WE HEAR AN OFF-CAMERA CHANT THAT PICKS UP IN VOLUME: "...& Ellis LLP!"
PAN TO MARCHING K&E DEAL LAWYERS (SURVIVORS), NOW NO LONGER BOYS BUT DEAL-CLOSING MEN. THE CHANT GETS LOUDER -- THE MEN ARE SINGING:
Who's the leader of the deal That made it through an M-A-E K-I-R-K L-A-N-D & ELLIS LLP
Will, there! Do, there! Thanks, there! You're as welcome as can be! K-I-R-K L-A-N-D & ELLIS LLP [Chorus] K&E K&E Forever let us hold our billings high To the skies and realize Blue chip clients pay the fee! K-I-R-K L-A-N-D & ELLIS LLP!
[Bridge] Who's the top of league tables A Chicago firm that's still fratty! K-I-R-K L-A-N-D & ELLIS LLP!
[Chorus]
[Verse 2] K&E Club! K&E Club! We'll have fun, we'll meet new faces At OCI and put them through paces All around the world we're churning
[Bridge] Who's the top of league tables A Chicago firm that's still fratty! K-I-R-K L-A-N-D & ELLIS LLP!
[Verse 3] Will, there! Do, there! Thanks, there! Forget raising family! K-I-R-K L-A-N-D & ELLIS LLP!
[Chorus] |
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Date: October 18th, 2022 10:53 PM Author: blue ceo orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5214188&forum_id=2#45353915) |
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