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Have you ever been the victim of robbery or another violent crime? Close calls?

I've had a few close calls, but only one really stands out. ...
If I May
  11/23/22
She sounds 180 did u ever fuck?
Chodespierre
  11/23/22
No man, I was 100% friendzoned. She dated weird artsy dudes ...
If I May
  11/23/22
Bittersweet.
Adolf Anderssen
  11/23/22
Did u try offering to let her pre-dial 911 and perform cunni...
Chodespierre
  11/23/22
...
the kallman brothers band
  11/23/22
THe fact that she saved u vs. you saving her probably dried ...
Piotr Nicolau
  11/24/22
180 story. Around blacks, never relax.
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  11/23/22
smart broad
"""''"""'
  11/23/22
One of the few sentences in which you can get away with usin...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  11/23/22
Lmao I didn't mean to do that
If I May
  11/24/22
no. thankfully my size makes it less likely for me to be a t...
Camilla did nothing wrong
  11/23/22
I'm a manlet but this was the suburbs man! I never expected ...
If I May
  11/23/22
I got robbed at gunpoint in a nice part of Brooklyn in 2003....
"""''"""'
  11/23/22
-Robbed at gunpoint by 3 Mexicans when i was 14 -Group of u...
Titus Nullo
  11/23/22
damn.
Adolf Anderssen
  11/23/22
What's the story with the last one?
If I May
  11/23/22
Why were you around so many Armenians at once.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  11/23/22
Nah. Thefts, a few. I was wasted at a party once and I gave ...
Adolf Anderssen
  11/23/22
had a scary looking methed out dude with a huge sledgehammer...
Frank Lloyd Wrong
  11/23/22
I paid sticker at a T25
Gregor
  11/23/22
Thoughts & prayers, hope you are ok
Adolf Anderssen
  11/23/22
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.,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...
  11/24/22
ran here
Jive Turkey
  11/24/22
my summer job was in retail and i was helping the manager an...
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  11/23/22
Damn. What kind of retail?
If I May
  11/23/22
electronics
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  11/23/22
does extortion by a moving company count?
(18-0>
  11/23/22
Describe
If I May
  11/23/22
An ENORMOUS black guy walked into our apartment in college w...
The Soo CR CFB SEASON JUGGERNAUT
  11/23/22
Super Troopers saved your life.
Adolf Anderssen
  11/24/22
180. IME hood blacks like to larp as frat boys every once in...
(insert zeitgeist here)
  11/24/22
...
The Citadel of the Autist
  11/24/22
Got my ass kicked in a Siberian night club, but I was too bl...
(insert zeitgeist here)
  11/23/22
Yeah man
If I May
  11/23/22
I went to law school, so yeah
Jive Turkey
  11/23/22
...
6000 ants dressed like rice
  11/24/22
Lol
The Arbitrageur formerly known as avg/ord/citizen
  11/24/22
One time I was walking through the western addition at night...
jalen green
  11/24/22
Do you mean the Moe? Anyone calling it the western addition ...
(insert zeitgeist here)
  11/24/22
I'm talking about the 2-3 blocks off Eddy and Filmore St tha...
jalen green
  11/24/22
Yeah it’s called the Fillmore District. That block is ...
(insert zeitgeist here)
  11/24/22
They should put up warning signs for dumbasses like me
jalen green
  11/24/22
EPAH’s baby mama can give you a local escort
(insert zeitgeist here)
  11/24/22
Was absolutely hammered with some friends at an ihop or denn...
extra
  11/24/22
Had an encounter with a crazy baby-snatcher lady when my fir...
6000 ants dressed like rice
  11/24/22
Fuuuuck
(insert zeitgeist here)
  11/24/22
Where was this?
jalen green
  11/24/22
No. I used to jack weed dealers all the time in high-school....
gibberish
  11/24/22
Eyo, eyo, gibberish comin
(insert zeitgeist here)
  11/24/22
1. TWO NIGGAS in mozambique rob me when drunk, ask where pas...
AZNgirl beating father with Tgiving Turkey bone
  11/24/22
Holy fuck at #5 you’re a treasure
(insert zeitgeist here)
  11/24/22
i had a thread abt it, hmmm let me find it
AZNgirl beating father with Tgiving Turkey bone
  11/24/22
He voted for that one
jalen green
  11/24/22
I got followed by two dudes in Salvador, so I went into a re...
Titus Nullo
  11/24/22
"chewed" ie "sucked their nigga cock" ...
AZNgirl beating father with Tgiving Turkey bone
  11/24/22


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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: If I May ( )

I've had a few close calls, but only one really stands out.

The first time was when I was 20 years old. My very attractive female friend and I were walking into my bro's apartment breezeway when two niggers appear outta nowhere. Before I realized what was happening they were nearly on top of me. There's one on either side of me, following so closely that the three of us are continually bumping into one another. I was terrified and didn't know how to respond. Not knowing how to respond, I ignored them, hoping they'd go away. My friend was a few steps ahead of me and didn't see them until she was halfway up the steps.

I'm sure that they were planning to rob us, and potentially worse - my friend was very, very attractive, so maybe they wanted to neutralize me so they could rape her. I can't think of too many other reasons that two niggers would come out of the shadows and treat two white strangers like this like this.

My friend was a few steps ahead and didn't even notice the two niggers on top of me before she called my bro to let him know we'd arrived. When she noticed what was happening, she said "we need you guys to come outside, now." My bro was alone in the apartment and almost certainly reminded her of this fact, to which she responded "yes, we need all the guys to come outside." As quickly as they appeared, the niggers vanished, likely wanting to avoid the prospect of having a run in with "all the guys."

I don't know what would have happened if my friend hadn't made that call when she did, but I knew that I never wanted to experience those feelings again. Knowing that I was a cunt hair away from being robbed, beaten, stabbed, maybe even shot by two sociopathic hoodrats - that my life was completely at their mercy - is the most helpless I've felt as an adult. Since then, I've been a pretty hardcore CCW-er.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45536814)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 6:22 PM
Author: Chodespierre

She sounds 180 did u ever fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45536926)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 6:41 PM
Author: If I May ( )

No man, I was 100% friendzoned. She dated weird artsy dudes and I was completely in love with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45537000)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 6:43 PM
Author: Adolf Anderssen

Bittersweet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45537008)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 6:53 PM
Author: Chodespierre

Did u try offering to let her pre-dial 911 and perform cunnilingus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45537055)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 9:10 PM
Author: the kallman brothers band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45537552)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 1:56 PM
Author: Piotr Nicolau

THe fact that she saved u vs. you saving her probably dried her up like the sahara

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45539988)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 6:30 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

180 story. Around blacks, never relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45536950)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 6:44 PM
Author: """''"""'

smart broad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45537009)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 9:33 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

One of the few sentences in which you can get away with using the phrase "like this like this":

"I can't think of too many other reasons that two niggers would come out of the shadows and treat two white strangers like this like this."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45537660)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 1:53 AM
Author: If I May ( )

Lmao I didn't mean to do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45538668)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:56 PM
Author: Camilla did nothing wrong

no. thankfully my size makes it less likely for me to be a target and i don't put myself in situations where i could be surrounded by people with weapons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45536827)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 6:44 PM
Author: If I May ( )

I'm a manlet but this was the suburbs man! I never expected to be surrounded by armed nigs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45537011)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: """''"""'

I got robbed at gunpoint in a nice part of Brooklyn in 2003. Maybe it was 04.

Was drunk enough not to get pants-shitting scared (which prob would have been the case were I sober).

I just gave the little spics my wallet (or rather I lackadaisically let one of them rifle thru my pockets and take it) and they sprinted away almost immediately after.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45536844)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 6:08 PM
Author: Titus Nullo

-Robbed at gunpoint by 3 Mexicans when i was 14

-Group of us smoking weed in the back of high school PE field were robbed at gunpoint and patted down by El Salvadorans at 15

-Jumped/knockout punched when walking past a group of 100+ Armenians when I was 17

-Attempted robbed (I ducked punch, pushed the guy over and ran) on Ipanema Beach when I was 23

Talked myself out out of two different nigger encounters in my 20s, one was me and two girls (gf and her friend) and I really had to put my neck out for that but they backed down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45536866)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 6:26 PM
Author: Adolf Anderssen

damn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45536938)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 6:52 PM
Author: If I May ( )

What's the story with the last one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45537049)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 9:22 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband

Why were you around so many Armenians at once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45537602)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 6:25 PM
Author: Adolf Anderssen

Nah. Thefts, a few. I was wasted at a party once and I gave a guy like $100 to go and get me drugs or something and the guy skedaddled. Sobered up a bit and got a crew together and we drove around until we found him; braced him and took the $ back.

Otherwise, just bums breaking into cars and stealing random stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45536937)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 6:45 PM
Author: Frank Lloyd Wrong

had a scary looking methed out dude with a huge sledgehammer come on our front porch at like 3 am, i was awake at the time and saw the doorbell cam alert, told him to fuck off over the speaker, he stole a bag of shoe coverings a realtor had left as we were thinking about selling the home, that confirmed it for me. we moved away not long after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45537018)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: Gregor

I paid sticker at a T25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45537035)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: Adolf Anderssen

Thoughts & prayers, hope you are ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45537567)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 12:03 AM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45538284)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: Jive Turkey (Not Flame)

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45538905)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


my summer job was in retail and i was helping the manager and another summer hire close the shop. three masked guys entered the back door entrance with one hand in their jacket pockets but they didn't realize the second door was secure. as they were pulling on the second door we saw them on a security monitor. the manager hit the alarm button and the guys took off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45537044)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: If I May ( )

Damn. What kind of retail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45537511)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 11:09 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


electronics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45538098)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 9:03 PM
Author: (18-0>

does extortion by a moving company count?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45537529)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 9:38 PM
Author: If I May ( )

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45537690)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 9:16 PM
Author: The Soo CR CFB SEASON JUGGERNAUT

An ENORMOUS black guy walked into our apartment in college while we were drinking late one night (door was open). Luckily we were SUPER FUCKED UP and instead of being scared threw him off guard by demanding he drink, chug syrup (we had recently watched Super Troopers) and play beirut with us. Another roommate we didn't like was asleep, and we eventually convinced our visitor to kick the kid's door in and tell him he had us tied up in the living room. Roommate didn't even care, slammed the door in his face and went back to sleep. He signed our Beirut table saying we were the craziest white boys he ever met and eventually admitted he had initially intended to rob us. Close to dawn, one of my roommates gave him $ to go by weed and he never returned, so in the end, I guess he got what he wanted!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45537579)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: Adolf Anderssen

Super Troopers saved your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45539694)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 12:50 PM
Author: (insert zeitgeist here)

180. IME hood blacks like to larp as frat boys every once in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45539708)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:56 PM
Author: The Citadel of the Autist



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45540180)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 9:20 PM
Author: (insert zeitgeist here)

Got my ass kicked in a Siberian night club, but I was too blacked out to remember the details. Was lucky not to get dumped in the river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45537597)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 9:39 PM
Author: If I May ( )

Yeah man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45537697)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: Jive Turkey (Not Flame)

I went to law school, so yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45538159)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 12:35 PM
Author: 6000 ants dressed like rice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45539659)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 1:54 AM
Author: The Arbitrageur formerly known as avg/ord/citizen

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45538669)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 12:18 PM
Author: jalen green

One time I was walking through the western addition at night carrying a large pizza and there was some kind of block party going on that I was making my way through. Accidentally made me eye contact with someone and heard muttering like "mmm that pizza is good gonna take that." My brain disassociated and just kept walking robotically and somehow didn't get punched in the back of head. To this day I still have no idea why I wasn't killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45539607)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 12:25 PM
Author: (insert zeitgeist here)

Do you mean the Moe? Anyone calling it the western addition probably looks like a mark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45539623)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 12:28 PM
Author: jalen green

I'm talking about the 2-3 blocks off Eddy and Filmore St that's 1000% black people just standing around all day. Never seen anything like it elsewhere in SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45539633)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 12:34 PM
Author: (insert zeitgeist here)

Yeah it’s called the Fillmore District. That block is silly for sure. Police station right there but still lots of gunplay. I was a couple blocks away when someone emptied a couple mags into the McDonald’s parking lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45539653)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 12:38 PM
Author: jalen green

They should put up warning signs for dumbasses like me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45539665)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: (insert zeitgeist here)

EPAH’s baby mama can give you a local escort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45539685)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 12:35 PM
Author: extra

Was absolutely hammered with some friends at an ihop or dennys or something at about 3 am in the ghetto. We walk out and some tweaker black guy pulls a gun on us and tried to rob us. One of my friends bolted immediately and the rest of us followed him, guy was too strung out to try to follow us more than half a block.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45539657)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 12:35 PM
Author: 6000 ants dressed like rice

Had an encounter with a crazy baby-snatcher lady when my first kid was an infant. Was in process of lifting up shirt to draw 9mm when she turned around and walked off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45539658)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: (insert zeitgeist here)

Fuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45539663)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: jalen green

Where was this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45540066)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 12:45 PM
Author: gibberish

No. I used to jack weed dealers all the time in high-school. One took a few shots at me as I ran off with his shit weed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45539692)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 12:46 PM
Author: (insert zeitgeist here)

Eyo, eyo, gibberish comin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45539696)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: AZNgirl beating father with Tgiving Turkey bone

1. TWO NIGGAS in mozambique rob me when drunk, ask where passport was, it was under my shorts in secret wallet but i said no have and they 60 IQ and believed

2. NIGGA in salvador, brazil at tuesday whatever street party in downtown, comes up to me after all the cops are gone and takes my wallet, only have like $2 in it, nigga sorta mad so i give him my underneath secret wallet that has another $10. ljl at niggas for robbing indians

3. NIGGA in salvador robs me of wallet, but i cant even remember this one

4. NIGGA in salvador steals my wallet that i put under a little sand on beach to take a short ten min swim, i lost $10

5. NIGGA in RIO steals my acai while im riding bike on inpanema beach

6. NIGGA in SF steals $20 in pizza parlous from me, i dont understand this one, i was chilling with two bitches and then he asked for money and just suddenly shoved his nigga hands down my wallet to get $20

NIGGA ARE PEACEFUL CREATURES ITS AN ACCIDENT OF HISTORY THEY ARENT 50% OF HARVARD WE NEED TO ADMIT THEM INTO TOP SCHOOLS INSTEAD OF PRADEEP AND CHUNG IF WE WANT A SUCCESSFUL SOCIETY. THANK!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45539723)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: (insert zeitgeist here)

Holy fuck at #5 you’re a treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45539728)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: AZNgirl beating father with Tgiving Turkey bone

i had a thread abt it, hmmm let me find it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45539743)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:13 PM
Author: jalen green

He voted for that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45540080)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 1:59 PM
Author: Titus Nullo

I got followed by two dudes in Salvador, so I went into a restaurant and ordered food. At first they waited outside for me, but I slow chewed my way out of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45540004)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:11 PM
Author: AZNgirl beating father with Tgiving Turkey bone

"chewed" ie "sucked their nigga cock"

its ok, we relate on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240952&forum_id=2#45540059)