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Am I the only one who doesn't get excited about "craft cocktails?"

Just can't seem to appreciate this "art" enough li...
boyish knife laser beams
  11/28/22
"craft" anything in 2022 is rancid flame
Arousing new version
  11/28/22
"craft cocktails" is just normal bartending with s...
boyish knife laser beams
  11/28/22
I’ll try a craft cocktail on vacation.
Cracking yarmulke
  11/28/22
I am also ahtistic
Fluffy selfie gas station
  11/28/22
im defintely not interested in them. i dont like cocktails i...
ivory useless senate
  11/28/22
the 21st amendment and its consequences
blathering queen of the night
  11/30/22
See, it’s “craft” as in high quality, hand...
Maize titillating set
  11/28/22
New Yorker comparison is spot on
blathering queen of the night
  11/29/22
Craft cocktails is just "take a manhattan and add smoke...
Sable Mother Area
  11/28/22
*Add smoke and a price markup
Brindle dashing casino travel guidebook
  11/29/22
Also, I do t get excited about anything. It's part of being ...
Fluffy selfie gas station
  11/28/22
97/100 "craft cocktails" are garbage. The other 3 ...
Heady sapphire roommate range
  11/29/22
...
boyish knife laser beams
  11/29/22
cocktails are poison
electric plum messiness pisswyrm
  11/29/22
I’m not autistic but men don’t get excited about...
well-lubricated exciting death wish corner
  11/29/22
i like them but not for $16 a piece.
Fragrant awkward internal respiration
  11/29/22
that's another thing - my dive bar can do a decent bourbon d...
boyish knife laser beams
  11/29/22
Just means you're not a fag. You do have to fake excitement...
free-loading party of the first part tank
  11/29/22
it's cool imo to try different things and these types of bar...
Azure rehab
  11/30/22


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Date: November 28th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: boyish knife laser beams

Just can't seem to appreciate this "art" enough like everyone else seems to. Am I alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243731&forum_id=2#45556978)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 11:25 PM
Author: Arousing new version

"craft" anything in 2022 is rancid flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243731&forum_id=2#45556989)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: boyish knife laser beams

"craft cocktails" is just normal bartending with some hipster wearing a nicer shirt and putting leaves and fruit and "smoke" into the drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243731&forum_id=2#45556993)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: Cracking yarmulke

I’ll try a craft cocktail on vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243731&forum_id=2#45556990)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: Fluffy selfie gas station

I am also ahtistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243731&forum_id=2#45556991)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 11:30 PM
Author: ivory useless senate

im defintely not interested in them. i dont like cocktails in the first place why would i like an even gayer version of one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243731&forum_id=2#45557005)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 11:13 AM
Author: blathering queen of the night

the 21st amendment and its consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243731&forum_id=2#45563529)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 11:36 PM
Author: Maize titillating set

See, it’s “craft” as in high quality, handmade small batches, like craft beer. Not that mass marketed swill that NFL-watching proles drink.

And it’s “cocktails” as in the swanky “upper class” drink of the 1950s and 60s. You know, like Mad Men? Craft cocktails are a fun thing for hip literates to enjoy in their 40s. Prestigious without being elitist or self-serious. Like the New Yorker. Ya dig?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243731&forum_id=2#45557024)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: blathering queen of the night

New Yorker comparison is spot on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243731&forum_id=2#45557892)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 11:36 PM
Author: Sable Mother Area

Craft cocktails is just "take a manhattan and add smoke" or some other gay shit. Good cocktails are already craft enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243731&forum_id=2#45557025)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Brindle dashing casino travel guidebook

*Add smoke and a price markup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243731&forum_id=2#45558279)



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Date: November 28th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Fluffy selfie gas station

Also, I do t get excited about anything. It's part of being autistic. The idea of getting excited about something is wierd to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243731&forum_id=2#45557033)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 12:23 AM
Author: Heady sapphire roommate range

97/100 "craft cocktails" are garbage. The other 3 are great and go on to become modern classic cocktails. Penicillin, Paper Plane, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243731&forum_id=2#45557180)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:46 AM
Author: boyish knife laser beams



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:54 AM
Author: electric plum messiness pisswyrm

cocktails are poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243731&forum_id=2#45557894)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 8:56 AM
Author: well-lubricated exciting death wish corner

I’m not autistic but men don’t get excited about stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243731&forum_id=2#45557900)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:03 AM
Author: Fragrant awkward internal respiration

i like them but not for $16 a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243731&forum_id=2#45557926)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:07 AM
Author: boyish knife laser beams

that's another thing - my dive bar can do a decent bourbon drink for like $9-11, and they are served in huge glasses. These $16+ drinks are over the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243731&forum_id=2#45557945)



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Date: November 29th, 2022 9:05 AM
Author: free-loading party of the first part tank

Just means you're not a fag. You do have to fake excitement so the shrews feel comfortable going out with you. You can't be all honest/nihilistic about the sheer pointlessness of knocking back excessively sugary mixed drinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243731&forum_id=2#45557932)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 11:17 AM
Author: Azure rehab

it's cool imo to try different things and these types of bars that specialize in this stuff is the only appropriate place to order a drink like this.

it's mammoth scale faggotry to order any sort of "cocktail" at a regular bar where the bartender has to spend 7 minutes and every other patron has to loll around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5243731&forum_id=2#45563545)