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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
obsidian dopamine state
  01/03/23
https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T
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  01/03/23
Laughing my fuckin ass off
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  01/04/23
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  01/04/23
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  01/04/23
so you agree that you’re a man? cool
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  01/04/23
(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes
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It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.
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SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180
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it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when t...
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when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids a...
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: obsidian dopamine state

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736855)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: henna excitant affirmative action address

https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736910)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: obsidian dopamine state

Laughing my fuckin ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736920)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: Aquamarine Range

180

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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: obsidian dopamine state

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738950)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
Author: Aqua razzmatazz depressive public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738951)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: unholy menage giraffe

alright, im a tranny advocate now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738975)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac light resort alpha

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738984)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: henna excitant affirmative action address

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739057)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac light resort alpha

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739106)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: henna excitant affirmative action address

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739112)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac light resort alpha

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739151)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: henna excitant affirmative action address

more than u are, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739155)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling macaca national security agency

180

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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: henna excitant affirmative action address



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM
Author: stimulating library boiling water



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: Aqua razzmatazz depressive public bath



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: unholy menage giraffe



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Idiot Lay



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: henna excitant affirmative action address



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: henna excitant affirmative action address



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: Bespoke Bat Shit Crazy Electric Furnace

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739167)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: Floppy offensive keepsake machete

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739289)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Seedy Place Of Business Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739308)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
Author: Comical amber theater stage dingle berry



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: shaky cocky international law enforcement agency faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739301)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: histrionic metal sanctuary

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739348)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: autistic trip hissy fit



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Charismatic gay incel



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: smoky bipolar dilemma coldplay fan

Shit thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603834)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: Charismatic gay incel

QUotemo positivity

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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Brindle Bull Headed Area



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: arousing box office legend



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Seedy Place Of Business Point

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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Onyx Meetinghouse Coffee Pot



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Onyx Meetinghouse Coffee Pot

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620822)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: unholy menage giraffe

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620882)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: arousing box office legend

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620919)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: unholy menage giraffe



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Seedy Place Of Business Point

(slimshadymantp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47621001)