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Cleveland Guardians is the dumbest name in sports

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Appetizing judgmental brunch chad
  01/15/23
Utah Jazz
domesticated dead codepig
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utah jazz is retarded to the point that it circles back arou...
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razzle violet tanning salon
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pontificating slimy hospital
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only bc the Mailman looked SWeet in Purple and u forgot abou...
rusted talented halford spot
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boyish fanboi
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180 internal respiration university
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Glittery station elastic band
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Chrome nursing home ceo
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dashing hot really tough guy
  01/16/23
Kraken
stirring alcoholic gas station
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Purdue Boilermakers. WATCH OUT ENEMY TEAM THESE GUYS ARE ...
galvanic address dog poop
  01/15/23
Buckeyes is worse
plum submissive telephone
  01/15/23
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
dashing hot really tough guy
  01/16/23
you pee sitting down and fart cum out of your asshole
beady-eyed sound barrier
  01/16/23
cr. LOL at being named after a fucking nut might as well be...
Sickened orchid theater philosopher-king
  01/16/23
(maf owner of world's second biggest drum)
stimulating violent piazza
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Post reeks of duck sauce
rusted talented halford spot
  01/15/23
Mighty Ducks anyone?
Vibrant Puce Library Personal Credit Line
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Mighty Ducks is definitely not a top name but it's also not ...
galvanic address dog poop
  01/15/23
Naming it after a kids movie made it worse.
Green autistic liquid oxygen
  01/16/23
Mighty Ducks is an amazing name
Vigorous scourge upon the earth knife
  01/15/23
(Michael Eisner)
Vibrant Puce Library Personal Credit Line
  01/15/23
That's why they rebranded as the Ducks like 20 years ago.
rusted talented halford spot
  01/15/23
They actually dropped the "mighty" awhile ago.
Green autistic liquid oxygen
  01/16/23
CR. Names born of cuckoldry -- Commanders and Guardians -- ...
razzle violet tanning salon
  01/15/23
very cr
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Concupiscible aggressive school mediation
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stimulating violent piazza
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Cr names like "Utah Jazz" are like killing someone...
bonkers garrison national security agency
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useless rebellious pozpig
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Appetizing judgmental brunch chad
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lascivious persian pit
  01/15/23
Seattle Kraken is terrible
Startling Associate
  01/15/23
CR. thought itd be 180 to have a seattle nhl team but cant g...
diverse candlestick maker
  01/15/23
Hilarious that an Atlantic mythical beast is the symbol for ...
rusted talented halford spot
  01/15/23
And the Seattle Metropolitans were the first ever american t...
Startling Associate
  01/15/23
tcr it was right there for the taking wtf were those retards...
diverse candlestick maker
  01/15/23
even Seattle Salmon is better
useless rebellious pozpig
  01/15/23
Washington Commanders is so awful
useless rebellious pozpig
  01/15/23
cr only redeeming thing is it makes me lol at that joke of a...
diverse candlestick maker
  01/15/23
It’s at least funny to call them the Commies. OP is r...
duck-like frum cruise ship dopamine
  01/16/23
its not that bad considering its actually named after Hope M...
useless rebellious pozpig
  01/16/23
A "guardian" is like a middle-aged woman who takes...
bonkers garrison national security agency
  01/15/23
It's more like a pedo who adopts kids
Lime trailer park
  01/15/23
Cleveland Spaceporns
beady-eyed sound barrier
  01/16/23
What's amazing is that we had a modern example of a new team...
rusted talented halford spot
  01/15/23
Baltimore was a brand new team not a series of massive psyop...
deranged claret coldplay fan
  01/15/23
But these teams could have rebranded as the Cleveland Spider...
rusted talented halford spot
  01/15/23
Cleveland Flaming River
Appetizing judgmental brunch chad
  01/15/23
Fair but that raven logo is worse than anything my kid could...
multi-colored shitlib
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"Let me think of the most banal thing possible that I c...
beady-eyed sound barrier
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Appetizing judgmental brunch chad
  01/16/23
Guardians of the Clevelandverse
blue school cafeteria famous landscape painting
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As a Loser, the name is evocative for me. I think many Loser...
Laughsome Forum
  01/15/23
It makes sense from the angle of Disney owning the team. I w...
deranged claret coldplay fan
  01/15/23
Should've been "the rockers" or the rocks
dark marvelous regret
  01/15/23
Buffalo Bills
Cyan titillating cuckold boltzmann
  01/16/23
Actually, what is a Bill?
hairraiser violent house nowag
  01/16/23
Same thing as a Brown.
Cyan titillating cuckold boltzmann
  01/16/23
Pelicans?
dashing hot really tough guy
  01/16/23
Pelicans is a 180 name. Better than keeping the hornets with...
beady-eyed sound barrier
  01/16/23
It actually is directly tied into the industrial past of Cle...
hairraiser violent house nowag
  01/16/23
Underrated team names: Detroit Pistons Edmonton Oilers Ho...
rusted talented halford spot
  01/16/23
(seattle fag)
Buck-toothed insane heaven stain
  01/16/23
tbf the "Sounders" (1) have a decidedly local and ...
rusted talented halford spot
  01/16/23
Detroit Pistons is a great name.
Appetizing judgmental brunch chad
  01/16/23
Intellectual af https://www.sportslogos.net/logos/view/4952...
rusted talented halford spot
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hairraiser violent house nowag
  01/16/23
It's an homage to the city's culture and heritage, named aft...
razzle violet tanning salon
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LA Angels also fits here
Pearl Chapel Roommate
  01/16/23
"City of Angels Angels" is kind of a shit name. B...
rusted talented halford spot
  01/16/23
The Los Angeles Angels = The The Angels Angels
Lime trailer park
  01/17/23
tp
rusted talented halford spot
  01/17/23
there are a lot of really stupid team names in sports. like ...
beady-eyed sound barrier
  01/16/23
i feel like Diamondbacks is a great name and the uniforms th...
Green autistic liquid oxygen
  01/16/23
fucking CR, thread is about worst names not worst uniforms. ...
galvanic address dog poop
  01/16/23
It also ties into baseball
Pearl Chapel Roommate
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mind = blown
Lime trailer park
  01/18/23
yea they belong in their own category with teams that can't ...
beady-eyed sound barrier
  01/16/23
If the Marlins had just adopted the Dolphins color scheme it...
rusted talented halford spot
  01/16/23
those are literally the colors of a marlin though https:/...
useless rebellious pozpig
  01/16/23
they pretty much abandoned the teal when rebranded as the mi...
Green autistic liquid oxygen
  01/16/23
Texas Rangers seem to alternate between red and blue every f...
Green autistic liquid oxygen
  01/16/23
also "Diamond" has connection to a baseball diamon...
Green autistic liquid oxygen
  01/16/23
minnesota wild is so fucking dumb
Exhilarant community account theater stage
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Date: January 15th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: Appetizing judgmental brunch chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792212)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: domesticated dead codepig

Utah Jazz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792295)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 12:17 PM
Author: Magenta adventurous public bath

utah jazz is retarded to the point that it circles back around to being cool again imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792304)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: galvanic address dog poop



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Date: January 15th, 2023 12:27 PM
Author: razzle violet tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792358)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: pontificating slimy hospital



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: rusted talented halford spot

only bc the Mailman looked SWeet in Purple and u forgot about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792770)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: boyish fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792909)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: 180 internal respiration university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792917)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Glittery station elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45795086)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 11:35 PM
Author: Chrome nursing home ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45795151)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 10:10 AM
Author: dashing hot really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796194)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 12:20 PM
Author: stirring alcoholic gas station

Kraken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792318)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 12:22 PM
Author: galvanic address dog poop

Purdue Boilermakers.

WATCH OUT ENEMY TEAM THESE GUYS ARE SERIOUS ABOUT MAKING BOILERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792326)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: plum submissive telephone

Buckeyes is worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792344)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 10:10 AM
Author: dashing hot really tough guy

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796197)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: beady-eyed sound barrier

you pee sitting down and fart cum out of your asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796441)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Sickened orchid theater philosopher-king

cr. LOL at being named after a fucking nut

might as well be named Ohio State Peanuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796846)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 1:22 PM
Author: stimulating violent piazza

(maf owner of world's second biggest drum)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792568)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 11:40 PM
Author: turquoise partner stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45795184)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:16 PM
Author: rusted talented halford spot

Post reeks of duck sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792800)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Vibrant Puce Library Personal Credit Line

Mighty Ducks anyone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792366)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: galvanic address dog poop

Mighty Ducks is definitely not a top name but it's also not the worst. There's only so many animals to go around and multiple teams going by ducks so they made it more distinct with an adjective. Mighty Ducks is like in solid 155 territory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792382)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Green autistic liquid oxygen

Naming it after a kids movie made it worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796844)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Vigorous scourge upon the earth knife

Mighty Ducks is an amazing name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792405)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 12:37 PM
Author: Vibrant Puce Library Personal Credit Line

(Michael Eisner)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792411)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:19 PM
Author: rusted talented halford spot

That's why they rebranded as the Ducks like 20 years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792810)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 12:27 PM
Author: Green autistic liquid oxygen

They actually dropped the "mighty" awhile ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796834)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: razzle violet tanning salon

CR. Names born of cuckoldry -- Commanders and Guardians -- are incomparably worse than funny names that don't fit the city (jazz, grizzlies... what's funny is these names are very often born of BULL behavior in stealing the team from another city) and college teams named after trees and shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792383)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 12:32 PM
Author: Magenta adventurous public bath

very cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792386)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 12:55 PM
Author: Concupiscible aggressive school mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792489)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 1:22 PM
Author: stimulating violent piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792569)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: bonkers garrison national security agency

Cr names like "Utah Jazz" are like killing someone and wearing their skin around town and asking people if they have a problem with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792769)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: useless rebellious pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792772)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 11:17 PM
Author: Appetizing judgmental brunch chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45795077)



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Date: January 28th, 2023 8:59 AM
Author: High-end charismatic resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45853193)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 1:20 PM
Author: lascivious persian pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792558)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:06 PM
Author: Startling Associate

Seattle Kraken is terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792762)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: diverse candlestick maker

CR. thought itd be 180 to have a seattle nhl team but cant get into it at all after that name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792792)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:14 PM
Author: rusted talented halford spot

Hilarious that an Atlantic mythical beast is the symbol for Seattle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792796)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:16 PM
Author: Startling Associate

And the Seattle Metropolitans were the first ever american team to win the stanley cup, could have immediately had some prestige

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792803)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: diverse candlestick maker

tcr it was right there for the taking wtf were those retards thinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792809)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:25 PM
Author: useless rebellious pozpig

even Seattle Salmon is better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792840)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:07 PM
Author: useless rebellious pozpig

Washington Commanders is so awful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792765)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:17 PM
Author: diverse candlestick maker

cr only redeeming thing is it makes me lol at that joke of a franchise attempting to COMMAND respect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792804)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: duck-like frum cruise ship dopamine

It’s at least funny to call them the Commies. OP is right that Guardians is the worst. Such a determinedly empty choice, purely a placeholder, that you might as well call the team the Cleveland Kill Whiteys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796320)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 3:32 PM
Author: useless rebellious pozpig

its not that bad considering its actually named after Hope Memorial bridge Guardians

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.motor1.com%2Fimages%2Fmgl%2Frx3bP%2Fs3%2Fcleveland-guardians-name-change.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=a6c8149758b472483faae7e2a0250ab1a4da8a5699f3fb58b87787caf9d52ab6&ipo=images

Commnaders is fucking embarassing retarded and gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45797680)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:10 PM
Author: bonkers garrison national security agency

A "guardian" is like a middle-aged woman who takes care of kids for a couple hours after school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792775)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 7:44 PM
Author: Lime trailer park

It's more like a pedo who adopts kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45794166)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 10:50 AM
Author: beady-eyed sound barrier

Cleveland Spaceporns

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796323)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:10 PM
Author: rusted talented halford spot

What's amazing is that we had a modern example of a new team name that was sharp, local, cerebral in the Baltimore Ravens, but every "consultant" since then has said, "Let me think of the most banal thing possible that I could workshop to literally any other city in America and persuade the execs in the room about it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792778)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: deranged claret coldplay fan

Baltimore was a brand new team not a series of massive psyops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792818)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:24 PM
Author: rusted talented halford spot

But these teams could have rebranded as the Cleveland Spiders. Or Washington has literally 100 monuments, historical features, flora, fauna to choose from.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792834)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 11:19 PM
Author: Appetizing judgmental brunch chad

Cleveland Flaming River

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45795083)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:28 PM
Author: multi-colored shitlib

Fair but that raven logo is worse than anything my kid could draw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792856)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: beady-eyed sound barrier

"Let me think of the most banal thing possible that I could workshop to literally any other city in America and persuade the execs in the room about it."

pretty much sums up Washington in a nutshell. they could have named the nationals the senators and named the wizards literally anything else but chose not to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796178)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 12:59 PM
Author: Appetizing judgmental brunch chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796990)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: blue school cafeteria famous landscape painting

Guardians of the Clevelandverse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792806)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Laughsome Forum

As a Loser, the name is evocative for me. I think many Losers will agree. Discuss.

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/2/20/Guardian-ffvi-ios.png/revision/latest/smart/width/400/height/225?cb=20140715202757

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792824)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: deranged claret coldplay fan

It makes sense from the angle of Disney owning the team. I was sad when Disney sold the Angels and Mighty Ducks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45792906)



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Date: January 15th, 2023 11:34 PM
Author: dark marvelous regret

Should've been "the rockers" or the rocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45795148)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 12:04 AM
Author: Cyan titillating cuckold boltzmann

Buffalo Bills

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45795290)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: hairraiser violent house nowag

Actually, what is a Bill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796208)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Cyan titillating cuckold boltzmann

Same thing as a Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45797114)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: dashing hot really tough guy

Pelicans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796201)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 10:55 AM
Author: beady-eyed sound barrier

Pelicans is a 180 name. Better than keeping the hornets with the dumb teal 90s starter jacket marketing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796343)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 10:12 AM
Author: hairraiser violent house nowag

It actually is directly tied into the industrial past of Cleveland, so it’s better than something like the Houston Texans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796205)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 10:42 AM
Author: rusted talented halford spot

Underrated team names:

Detroit Pistons

Edmonton Oilers

Houston Rockets

Milwaukee Brewers

New England Patriots

Seattle Sounders

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796286)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 10:44 AM
Author: Buck-toothed insane heaven stain

(seattle fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796294)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 10:46 AM
Author: rusted talented halford spot

tbf the "Sounders" (1) have a decidedly local and meaningful name, (2) were a 70s name that was abandoned in the 80s, then when (((GC))) tried to start a new team with a "new name" like "FC Seattle" or some faggy shit, the people basically fucked over the (((consultants))) and insisted on the old skool name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796303)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 11:52 AM
Author: Appetizing judgmental brunch chad

Detroit Pistons is a great name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796641)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: rusted talented halford spot

Intellectual af

https://www.sportslogos.net/logos/view/4952/Fort_Wayne_Pistons/1942/Primary_Logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796827)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: hairraiser violent house nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45797791)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: razzle violet tanning salon

It's an homage to the city's culture and heritage, named after the city's primary modern-day export: black bulls who PISTON in and out of chubby white wives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45797259)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Pearl Chapel Roommate

LA Angels also fits here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796847)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 12:32 PM
Author: rusted talented halford spot

"City of Angels Angels" is kind of a shit name.

But I would add "Sand Diego Padres" to the list in this spirit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796863)



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Date: January 17th, 2023 3:42 AM
Author: Lime trailer park

The Los Angeles Angels = The The Angels Angels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45800357)



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Date: January 17th, 2023 9:35 AM
Author: rusted talented halford spot

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45800753)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 11:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed sound barrier

there are a lot of really stupid team names in sports. like you have generic meaningless shit like the nationals, guardians, commanders, texans, titans, giants, etc. then the obvious teams who moved and kept the name with the city where it makes no sense (lakers, jazz, grizzlies, dodgers), then the blatant 90s GC marketing (Ducks, Raptors, Magic) and also the dumbfuck 90s insistence on teal/purple (jaguars, panthers, rockies, marlins, diamondbacks, hornets, probably more i'm forgetting).

they all suck and this thread makes me angry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796432)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Green autistic liquid oxygen

i feel like Diamondbacks is a great name and the uniforms they wore when they won the WS were pretty cool. what they have now is awful though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796864)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: galvanic address dog poop

fucking CR, thread is about worst names not worst uniforms. Diamondback sounds good, is about a cool animal, and is geographically appropriate. Nobody is saying it's a top tier name but it's not even a contender in the worst name sweepstakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796906)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Pearl Chapel Roommate

It also ties into baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796911)



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Date: January 18th, 2023 9:51 PM
Author: Lime trailer park

mind = blown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45808903)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 12:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed sound barrier

yea they belong in their own category with teams that can't settle on what fucking color they should be. also the marlins fall into that and really shouldn't be with the gay 90s colors since the 90s original marlins uniforms/colors were actually pretty cool and fitting for Miami.

Also Florida and California were better than Miami and Anaheim for the team location

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45796917)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 1:04 PM
Author: rusted talented halford spot

If the Marlins had just adopted the Dolphins color scheme it would have just been 180, instead they went with a 90s riff on the 80s teal with some black and it just aged poorly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45797014)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 3:35 PM
Author: useless rebellious pozpig

those are literally the colors of a marlin though

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2F8a%2F13%2F0e%2F8a130e71e76f0219ad84ee17ae847853.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=a5988b587c60b4d8ebc3937baf7f1b1cfe85cd966af38b0f1126d98f7b4564fe&ipo=images

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45797689)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Green autistic liquid oxygen

they pretty much abandoned the teal when rebranded as the miami marlins. mostly orange and black now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45797764)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: Green autistic liquid oxygen

Texas Rangers seem to alternate between red and blue every few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45797260)



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Date: January 16th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: Green autistic liquid oxygen

also "Diamond" has connection to a baseball diamond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45797258)



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Date: January 17th, 2023 9:47 AM
Author: Exhilarant community account theater stage

minnesota wild is so fucking dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5271184&forum_id=2#45800783)