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Date: January 17th, 2023 12:01 PM Author: mauve toaster I’m “putting myself out there”. Haven’t “dated” in years. We’ll see what unfolds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801390) |
Date: January 17th, 2023 12:38 PM Author: bronze bat-shit-crazy famous landscape painting I hope you enjoy Failing, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801573) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 12:45 PM Author: mauve toaster Can’t be worse than bombing OCI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801631) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 12:58 PM Author: bronze bat-shit-crazy famous landscape painting At least I got a Bid at OCI. There’s no OCI in liberal arts, champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801680) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:02 PM Author: mauve toaster I’m an Engineer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801698) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:05 PM Author: bronze bat-shit-crazy famous landscape painting The only thing you’ve Engineered is a shrewd alliance with spaceporn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801713) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 12:46 PM Author: nighttime metal den can't do worse than doodikoff, at least. poast results. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801634) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 12:47 PM Author: Cruel-hearted legal warrant oh good lord. are you open to poasting the details of what you're saying in your profile etc.? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801639) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 12:47 PM Author: nighttime metal den I really hope there is a follow up to non-responders with a "Please respond" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801643) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:17 PM Author: Cruel-hearted legal warrant arc is going to fall flat on its face if there isn't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801782) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 12:48 PM Author: supple area Make sure you sexualize yourself to the max for the ladies. Don’t be like that dweeb doctor from that thread from the other day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801644) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 12:57 PM Author: bronze bat-shit-crazy famous landscape painting What advice can you give him on being Short? Your Tall iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801678) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 12:58 PM Author: nighttime metal den claim to be 2" taller than the height you would be when wearing 4" shoelifts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801682) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:03 PM Author: mauve toaster I am of Average Height afaik (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801704) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:05 PM Author: supple area I’m 6’3” and even I lied about my height. Women assume everyone is lying. So if you use your real height you’d be doing yourself a real disservice. Use your height in thick shoes with perfect posture + 1”. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801716) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:07 PM Author: mauve toaster Women know if you’re lying about your height the moment they see you. What’s the point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801726) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:08 PM Author: bronze bat-shit-crazy famous landscape painting Women have no spatial awareness Also only Tall, ball-busting, internet-posting Women put a minute’s thought into this afaik. You could tell a 5’3 Woman basically anything imho |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:09 PM Author: supple area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801737) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:10 PM Author: mauve toaster Women don’t have any incentive to lie about their Height. When a 5’7 Woman meets a 5’8 dude claiming to be 5’10, she’ll know immediately he’s a fraud. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801745) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:11 PM Author: supple area If you’re actually 5’8?” You shouldn’t be dating 5’7” women, champ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801747) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:13 PM Author: mauve toaster I’m not, just giving an example (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801760) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:15 PM Author: supple area Also women do have incentives to lie about their height. Tall women lie all the time. You know how many 5’10” chicks are actually +6’??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801768) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 11:15 PM Author: passionate idiotic stag film Very few because statistically there are very few women over 6' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45804397) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:06 PM Author: bronze bat-shit-crazy famous landscape painting https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wc33uJfTRk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801721) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:12 PM Author: mauve toaster Carlton was 5’6 you freaking idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801758) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:45 PM Author: bronze bat-shit-crazy famous landscape painting You get laid yet? haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801892) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:11 PM Author: Black disgusting site it's done dude. online dating has officially jumped the shark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801746) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:14 PM Author: mauve toaster Yeah I know. Oh well at least there’s Film. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801764) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:27 PM Author: Black disgusting site have you seen The Way Back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801813) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 4:14 PM Author: mauve toaster No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45802647) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 4:58 PM Author: Black disgusting site it's on Prime (not produced by Amazon). Check it out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45802817) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:15 PM Author: erotic cruise ship Make sure you include a photo of yourself posing next to a lion or tiger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801769) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:16 PM Author: mauve toaster Is my Cat good enough? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801774) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:22 PM Author: erotic cruise ship If its a bobcat maybe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801795) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 11:39 PM Author: mahogany scourge upon the earth senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45804510) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:33 PM Author: Histrionic deranged dragon electric furnace Cautionary tale - last Saturday I had a date with a girl I've been wanting to meet for a while. She had plans after with some friends drinking nearby that she was going to meet, so it was understood that she had a way out but she also hinted that I could be invited along.
We meet, had a completely normal and fine conversation for about an hour. All of a sudden, she says to me, "It was nice speaking with you. Goodbye" (exact quote) and just got up to leave without any further words, hug, etc. No warm up that she was about to leave. Just mid conversation she just bounced. Like a robot. Based on our previous conversations and the context of how we had been interacting, it was super abrupt and strange.
Get ready for shit like this brother. But at least you can post here about it |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:34 PM Author: Black disgusting site did you pay for her drinks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801848) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 4:13 PM Author: Histrionic deranged dragon electric furnace yeah but it was relatively cheap. $22 total for her and me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45802646) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:36 PM Author: talking voyeur doctorate oh brother when are you just going to film one of these "super abrupt and strange" encounters so I can beat some sense into you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801856) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:36 PM Author: Cruel-hearted legal warrant ... there really must be something you're not telling us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801857) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:38 PM Author: supple area He spent an hour talking to her about his favorite GameCube games. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801868) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:41 PM Author: bronze bat-shit-crazy famous landscape painting What Console would go over better? Discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801884) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:44 PM Author: Cruel-hearted legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801890) |
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Date: January 18th, 2023 8:18 AM Author: Ruddy thriller shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45805225) |
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Date: January 18th, 2023 10:57 AM Author: ungodly big-titted really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45805736) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: brilliant provocative yarmulke reading party This is not normal at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801924) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 11:08 PM Author: Histrionic deranged dragon electric furnace i agree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45804360) |
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Date: January 18th, 2023 6:18 AM Author: Splenetic razzmatazz corner coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45805097) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 1:54 PM Author: mauve toaster Alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45801931) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 3:21 PM Author: cracking university lol damn. what's the last thing you remember saying? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45802393) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 3:44 PM Author: erotic cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45802505) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 3:51 PM Author: Black disgusting site “my Gamepas… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45802542) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 11:51 PM Author: Stirring church building marketing idea "...was the bomb dot com" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45804538) |
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Date: January 18th, 2023 7:03 AM Author: yapping spectacular trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45805140) |
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Date: January 18th, 2023 8:19 AM Author: Ruddy thriller shitlib I’m going Ranch tasting tomorrow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45805228) |
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Date: January 18th, 2023 11:31 AM Author: Exhilarant bbw school w00t (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45805903) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 3:22 PM Author: nighttime metal den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45802401) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 11:18 PM Author: concupiscible house 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45804405) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 11:35 PM Author: passionate idiotic stag film How old is this "girl"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45804495) |
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Date: January 17th, 2023 11:39 PM Author: mahogany scourge upon the earth senate Post your profile or maybe email me. I want you to have success friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45804508) |
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Date: January 18th, 2023 6:19 AM Author: Cyan ratface useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45805098) |
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Date: January 18th, 2023 8:08 AM Author: bronze bat-shit-crazy famous landscape painting Try as you may, you cannot get your Ally laid. No one can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45805196) |
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Date: January 18th, 2023 8:15 AM Author: appetizing kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45805210) |
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Date: January 18th, 2023 8:17 AM Author: Ruddy thriller shitlib Are you using neurolonguistic programming? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45805220) |
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Date: January 18th, 2023 8:26 AM Author: mauve toaster This is terrible lmao, what was I thinking. I don’t want to have sex with any of these people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45805246) |
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Date: January 18th, 2023 8:59 AM Author: Swollen ceo sound barrier u don't like bbw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45805326) |
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Date: January 18th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: mauve toaster They aren’t even shapely BBWs, just amorphous blobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45805331) |
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Date: January 18th, 2023 9:02 AM Author: Swollen ceo sound barrier i know brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45805332) |
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Date: January 18th, 2023 9:44 AM Author: Ruddy thriller shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45805448) |
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Date: January 18th, 2023 10:10 AM Author: yapping spectacular trailer park What ages? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45805533) |
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Date: January 19th, 2023 1:52 PM Author: mauve toaster 27 - 43
I already hid my profile, this is just embarrassing and shameful imo. |
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Date: January 19th, 2023 1:54 PM Author: Swollen ceo sound barrier bro let me tell you it's a grind to find a thin woman
i get about 1-2 matches a day on bumble and about 95% are bbw |
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Date: January 19th, 2023 1:58 PM Author: supple area You have a shit profile. You need to play the game my friend. You can't have shitty blurry bathroom selfies, etc. in your profile. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45812020) |
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Date: January 19th, 2023 1:59 PM Author: mauve toaster So what do I need? I would have to start Doing Things and someone would have to be there to take Photos. And none of that seems worth it when I look at the pool of women here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45812031) |
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Date: January 19th, 2023 2:00 PM Author: Swollen ceo sound barrier nope you just need like 3 pics on bumble
first one chest up showing your face
second one body
third one face maybe in different clothes
i don't think the activity photos help |
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Date: January 19th, 2023 2:01 PM Author: mauve toaster Alright I’ll work on it, whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45812044) |
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Date: January 19th, 2023 2:03 PM Author: supple area See the before and after.
https://portfolio.thematchartist.com/beforeafter/
Tell me which ones your pics look more like... |
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Date: January 19th, 2023 3:27 PM Author: mauve toaster so just add filters. ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45812527) |
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Date: January 19th, 2023 5:34 PM Author: supple area This is the type of attitude that will lead to you being forever alone. 😉
I’m sure your father is extremely proud he raised a genetic dead end who is unwilling to raise a single finger to improve his sexual market value. |
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Date: January 19th, 2023 3:32 PM Author: hyperactive aromatic nursing home feces holy shit some of those are good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45812557) |
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Date: January 19th, 2023 3:48 PM Author: Swollen ceo sound barrier not worth $2500 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45812628) |
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Date: January 19th, 2023 5:35 PM Author: supple area (Guy complaining up thread about all the BBW matches he’s getting) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45813076) |
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Date: January 19th, 2023 6:12 PM Author: Swollen ceo sound barrier i think it's just a process these BBW's are clearly being sneaky
sometimes they pose with a hot friend, creative angles, etc |
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Date: January 19th, 2023 6:20 PM Author: Cruel-hearted legal warrant there are not too many worse feelings than monkey dancing for a woman you aren't even attracted to, who is probably nevertheless getting hundreds of messages a day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45813240) |
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Date: January 18th, 2023 9:00 AM Author: Ruddy thriller shitlib Try Grindr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5272320&forum_id=2#45805330) |