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ChatGPT, write a song about lawyers by David Lee Roth

Verse 1: They got the suits and the ties They got the brie...
'"'"'"''""
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ruinous phenotype
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Pole Troon
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I bend for the little folks
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'"'"'"''""
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Judas Jones
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So we looked at the data
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cannon
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'"'"'"''""
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Motion in lemonade
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Long Huang Red Wyrmian Poontang
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Date: January 24th, 2023 7:58 PM
Author: '"'"'"''""

Verse 1:

They got the suits and the ties

They got the briefcases and the lies

They talk real smooth and they sound so wise

But they're just lawyers, with dollar signs in their eyes

Chorus:

Lawyers, lawyers, they're always on the take

Lawyers, lawyers, for their own sake

They'll bend the truth and they'll bend the rules

But they'll never bend for the little folks

Verse 2:

They got the law books and the degrees

They got the power and the keys

They'll play the game and they'll play it to win

But they're just lawyers, with a dollar on their mind

Chorus:

Lawyers, lawyers, they're always on the take

Lawyers, lawyers, for their own sake

They'll bend the truth and they'll bend the rules

But they'll never bend for the little folks

Bridge:

They'll take your money and they'll take your time

They'll take your rights and they'll take what's mine

They'll take, take, take, till there's nothing left

But they're just lawyers, with no moral compass

Chorus:

Lawyers, lawyers, they're always on the take

Lawyers, lawyers, for their own sake

They'll bend the truth and they'll bend the rules

But they'll never bend for the little folks

Outro:

Lawyers, lawyers, they're always on the take

Lawyers, lawyers, for their own sake

But don't you worry, don't you fear

'Cause the people will always be here

Note: This song is not written by David Lee Roth but an original song by me, an AI model to give you an idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277158&forum_id=2#45836959)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 7:59 PM
Author: ruinous phenotype



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Date: January 24th, 2023 7:59 PM
Author: Pole Troon



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Date: January 24th, 2023 8:07 PM
Author: Orcrist, the Goblin Cleaver

I bend for the little folks

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Date: January 24th, 2023 10:45 PM
Author: '"'"'"''""



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Date: January 25th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: '"'"'"''""



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Date: January 25th, 2023 12:58 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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Date: January 25th, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



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Date: January 25th, 2023 2:20 PM
Author: cannon



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Date: January 26th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: '"'"'"''""



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Date: January 26th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Motion in lemonade



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Date: January 26th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Long Huang Red Wyrmian Poontang



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