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Why do people facing life in prison not off themselves?

I have never understood why this isn't extremely common.
bearded stead
  01/24/23
free food and lodging
Bonkers blood rage
  01/24/23
cr if you can get over the stigma of “oh no a crimina...
Crawly theater
  01/24/23
Not sure this is correct
bearded stead
  01/24/23
(guy who really enjoy the free experience of picking out his...
Crawly theater
  01/24/23
i wonder if they ever have like bingo nights or something at...
Bonkers blood rage
  01/24/23
That high IQ white bro facing life for arson that popped the...
bearded stead
  01/24/23
Prison doesn't seem that bad to me once you get used to it. ...
hairraiser half-breed liquid oxygen
  01/24/23
American prisons are very easy, once you get used to a few b...
Insanely creepy self-absorbed tattoo
  01/24/23
Why don’t more office drones or cucked husbands kill t...
sable round eye
  01/24/23
...
Impertinent Useless Brakes School
  01/25/23
fear of the unknown is the reason people in unfavorable situ...
Light hyperventilating station sex offender
  01/24/23
To be fair, if you try to kill yourself and fail, but manage...
Vermilion wonderful fortuitous meteor house
  01/25/23
https://twitter.com/druski/status/1616225970570268673?s=46&a...
Diverse disgusting cuck karate
  01/24/23
These people aren't even sentient
bearded stead
  01/24/23
...
stirring range
  01/25/23
some people believe that committing suicide will lead you to...
bronze floppy brunch
  01/25/23
plot twist, it does!
odious travel guidebook institution
  01/25/23
Tons of devout Catholic bros facing life in prison
Insanely creepy self-absorbed tattoo
  01/25/23
Prison seems cr as long as ur not in a supermax
narrow-minded yapping boltzmann roast beef
  01/25/23
There's Supermax and then there's Supermax. Doesn't matter ...
Insanely creepy self-absorbed tattoo
  01/25/23
because most people are scared of dying?
Impertinent Useless Brakes School
  01/25/23
they have no internal voice so they dont actually think abt ...
plum wrinkle address
  01/25/23
Prison is pretty decent if not Supermax. You can read books ...
Glassy Gas Station
  01/25/23


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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:37 PM
Author: bearded stead

I have never understood why this isn't extremely common.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837851)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: Bonkers blood rage

free food and lodging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837873)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: Crawly theater

cr

if you can get over the stigma of “oh no a criminal!” prison is the ultimate freedom.

no women

free food and lodging as you say

no fucking trivial decisions to make

time to lift and read basically all the time

time to be alone with your thoughts whenever you want

a community of your true bros who are in it with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837887)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:45 PM
Author: bearded stead

Not sure this is correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837896)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:48 PM
Author: Crawly theater

(guy who really enjoy the free experience of picking out his clothes in the morning and the freedom to drive through traffic to freely go sit in front of a screen doing trivial bullshit and freely select the slop of the day and go be nagged by a woman and children)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837911)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:47 PM
Author: Bonkers blood rage

i wonder if they ever have like bingo nights or something at supermax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837910)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:44 PM
Author: bearded stead

That high IQ white bro facing life for arson that popped the cyanide in court wasn't persuaded by the free living expenses. Don't think that's it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837892)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:45 PM
Author: hairraiser half-breed liquid oxygen

Prison doesn't seem that bad to me once you get used to it.

I think I'd still be reasonably happy in prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837897)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Insanely creepy self-absorbed tattoo

American prisons are very easy, once you get used to a few basic rules it's just three hots, a cot, and hanging out with your criminal bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837900)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: sable round eye

Why don’t more office drones or cucked husbands kill themselves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837901)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: Impertinent Useless Brakes School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45839208)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:47 PM
Author: Light hyperventilating station sex offender

fear of the unknown is the reason people in unfavorable situations in general don't off themselves. also suicide can be painful or fail leaving you worse off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837904)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Vermilion wonderful fortuitous meteor house

To be fair, if you try to kill yourself and fail, but manage to disable yourself, you will get to be incarcerated in a medical unit and may be paroled. So it’s not the worst thing in the world.

Prisons don’t want people with serious health conditions. Too much liability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45839236)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:49 PM
Author: Diverse disgusting cuck karate

https://twitter.com/druski/status/1616225970570268673?s=46&t=gs1ddCN7PGo5nigPvN6nRQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837915)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 11:51 PM
Author: bearded stead

These people aren't even sentient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45837920)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 10:38 AM
Author: stirring range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45839111)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 12:50 AM
Author: bronze floppy brunch

some people believe that committing suicide will lead you to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45838138)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 1:38 AM
Author: odious travel guidebook institution

plot twist, it does!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45838264)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Insanely creepy self-absorbed tattoo

Tons of devout Catholic bros facing life in prison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45839104)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 11:01 AM
Author: narrow-minded yapping boltzmann roast beef

Prison seems cr as long as ur not in a supermax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45839196)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: Insanely creepy self-absorbed tattoo

There's Supermax and then there's Supermax. Doesn't matter what you did on the outside if you behave yourself you get a TV. And you're in a private room so you control the TV. And you don't even have to order seamless, food just shows up.

This is better than being in biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45839202)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 11:05 AM
Author: Impertinent Useless Brakes School

because most people are scared of dying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45839211)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 11:05 AM
Author: plum wrinkle address

they have no internal voice so they dont actually think abt it much

they also are usually niggas

low IQ's dont off self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45839212)



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Date: January 25th, 2023 11:09 AM
Author: Glassy Gas Station

Prison is pretty decent if not Supermax. You can read books all day, watch PBS in black and white, and even get an MP3 player for music. You get an hour at the gym too and if you have money -- junk food and tuna fish. Its not much worse than a prole life on the outside. I'd be cool with a Madoff like life in prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5277311&forum_id=2#45839227)