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Rate my dinner at Citrin (Michelin)... had them remove 4% health charge (CSLG)
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Date: January 29th, 2023 10:25 AM Author: Duck-like Laughsome Sanctuary Took paralegal Danny, Mohamed, and Brittney to Citrin last night, along with my wife and brother Matt. It is the sister restaurant to Melisse (2 Michelin Stars), and just received one Michelin star.
It wasn't quite as good as Melisse, but definitely was a great meal. The price wasn't insane at $149/person, but it also was only 3 courses plus a dessert. We added on the A5 Wagyu steak split as an appetizer, along with some of the other add-ons like Caviar.
As far as drinks, we only did mocktails because Mohamed has become a more observant Muslim lately and won't go out to eat if we drink alcohol (he is also looking for a second wife now - not flame and I'll post about that later).
Overall the meal was excellent and it was Paralegal Brittney's first time at a fancy restaurant (she was blown away by my generosity). I even covered everyone's valet charges. She couldn't believe it.
When the check came there was a 4% health charge on the bill for nearly $50. My wife let me know that it was "optional." So I asked them to remove it, and let them know their employer should be paying for health insurance (both the before and after bill is included). The waiter was speechless. I think I was the only guy he ever had ask to have it removed. Shows how beta most people are. I slipped the guy the $50 extra I saved at the end (on top of his tip) and told him he did a great job. He was blown away.
The extra charge did give me an idea though. I should add a separate 1% charge in my retainer for employee benefits and then take 34.33%. I could always shave down the doctors a hair more so the clients get the same, and no one will complain because people are so busy virtue signaling nowadays that they would feel embarrassed to even bring it up. Since we pulled 40-50 million in settlements last year that could bring in an extra 400-500K/year and I could buy everyone PPOs with zero out of pocket. Would be 180.
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Date: January 29th, 2023 10:35 AM Author: concupiscible shrine milk Is that Wagyu steak? Looks like duck. Other than that, meal looks 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5280012&forum_id=2#45857708) |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 10:40 AM Author: Tantric wonderful chad your brother looks like an alpha mossad agent. it's really nice how you employ your siblings. very 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5280012&forum_id=2#45857735) |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 10:41 AM Author: Duck-like Laughsome Sanctuary I paid my brother 800K last year and he will make over 1 million this year. I like taking care of my family. I know everyone here thinks I troll with the "family is the most important thing" schtick, but I really mean it. It feels amazing to make enough money to help the people I care about and still take home a lot to meet my own goals. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5280012&forum_id=2#45857743) |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 10:47 AM Author: Tantric wonderful chad it's very admirable friend. I am for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5280012&forum_id=2#45857763) |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 10:48 AM Author: domesticated messiness address This is one of your most admirable qualities (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5280012&forum_id=2#45857765) |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 10:42 AM Author: vigorous business firm Is this flame? Looking at the photos food looks like dog shit. And really your whole job description tells me you're about as useful to society as Michelle Obama. Have much more respect for gangsters who still from others but at least dont hide behind civility. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5280012&forum_id=2#45857748) |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 10:49 AM Author: Cordovan half-breed hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5280012&forum_id=2#45857767) |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 10:50 AM Author: Clear metal deer antler sound barrier Uber prole to take pics of food.
WTF is a health charge? |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 10:51 AM Author: Duck-like Laughsome Sanctuary I'm the king of the proles, brother. I have no class my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5280012&forum_id=2#45857774) |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 10:52 AM Author: domesticated messiness address http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3639328&mc=1&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5280012&forum_id=2#45857777) |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 10:52 AM Author: Duck-like Laughsome Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5280012&forum_id=2#45857781) |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 10:52 AM Author: Shivering hyperventilating tank area I would lose my mind if some asshole owner hit me with a surcharge for his employee expenses. Fuck that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5280012&forum_id=2#45857778) |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 11:58 AM Author: Azure heady sandwich parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5280012&forum_id=2#45858257) |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 10:57 AM Author: Spectacular Purple Heaven Roast Beef Absolutely 180, brother! I really appreciate you turning the tables on people. That’s one of your most 180 qualities. Just incredible. Love you, brother! |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 11:49 AM Author: Duck-like Laughsome Sanctuary I just try to do what is right, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5280012&forum_id=2#45858200) |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 11:51 AM Author: Spectacular Purple Heaven Roast Beef I am changing my life for the better, brother. I feel like I have had an enlightenment! http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5280042&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 11:59 AM Author: Azure heady sandwich parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5280012&forum_id=2#45858258) |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 12:00 PM Author: Duck-like Laughsome Sanctuary 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5280012&forum_id=2#45858272) |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 12:02 PM Author: vibrant hospital toaster lmao @ those pics of “food”
looks like what my dog shits out |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 12:05 PM Author: Duck-like Laughsome Sanctuary Why cant you just be happy for me, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5280012&forum_id=2#45858300) |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 12:12 PM Author: vibrant hospital toaster maybe stop being a Jewish caricature and narcissist first (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5280012&forum_id=2#45858337) |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 12:03 PM Author: Bronze Aphrodisiac Dilemma Party Of The First Part For how many years did you not offer your employees health care? 15? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5280012&forum_id=2#45858293) |
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Date: January 29th, 2023 12:04 PM Author: Duck-like Laughsome Sanctuary Havent even been a lawyer for 15 years, brother! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5280012&forum_id=2#45858297) |