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Biggest sign that N64 is for retards: the three pronged controller

It was designed by retards, for retards. Why the fuck would ...
milky french chef
  02/03/23
I have no response to this
Harsh claret principal's office fat ankles
  02/03/23
The controller was literally made for Mario 64
know-it-all scarlet idea he suggested cumskin
  02/03/23
“Look it’s not retarded, it was actually designe...
milky french chef
  02/03/23
this is a dumb take but okay lol. you're basing the controll...
angry sanctuary pisswyrm
  02/03/23
...
milky french chef
  02/03/23
N64 had essentially no games. Why does it even matter?
Lilac associate rehab
  02/16/23
Is that why you have 7 of them
Pungent Jet-lagged Bawdyhouse
  02/03/23
Devastating
Carnelian digit ratio
  02/03/23
This hurt me, "Stinky cheese man"
milky french chef
  02/03/23
PS1 original controller was worse. Dual shock pwnd both ...
Crystalline Contagious Internal Respiration
  02/03/23
The Z trigger was cool and basically inspired the controller...
Lilac associate rehab
  02/16/23
...
Lilac associate rehab
  02/17/23
Idk maybe I hate newer controllers because it feels like the...
Lilac associate rehab
  02/17/23
I do miss when consoles felt distinct. Every controller (Dua...
milky french chef
  02/17/23
The Dualsense or whatever sucks imo. I don't know why I hate...
Lilac associate rehab
  02/17/23


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Date: February 3rd, 2023 1:30 PM
Author: milky french chef

It was designed by retards, for retards. Why the fuck would they do this?

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Date: February 3rd, 2023 1:31 PM
Author: Harsh claret principal's office fat ankles

I have no response to this

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Date: February 3rd, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: know-it-all scarlet idea he suggested cumskin

The controller was literally made for Mario 64

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283527&forum_id=2#45882543)



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Date: February 3rd, 2023 1:35 PM
Author: milky french chef

“Look it’s not retarded, it was actually designed for 1 game out of the hundreds of games for that console. That’s what makes it not retarded. It plays really well for 1 game.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283527&forum_id=2#45882554)



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Date: February 3rd, 2023 1:50 PM
Author: angry sanctuary pisswyrm

this is a dumb take but okay lol. you're basing the controller design quality on a single game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283527&forum_id=2#45882659)



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Date: February 3rd, 2023 1:57 PM
Author: milky french chef



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Date: February 16th, 2023 10:54 PM
Author: Lilac associate rehab

N64 had essentially no games. Why does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283527&forum_id=2#45944929)



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Date: February 3rd, 2023 1:47 PM
Author: Pungent Jet-lagged Bawdyhouse

Is that why you have 7 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283527&forum_id=2#45882632)



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Date: February 3rd, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: Carnelian digit ratio

Devastating

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Date: February 3rd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: milky french chef

This hurt me, "Stinky cheese man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283527&forum_id=2#45882706)



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Date: February 3rd, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: Crystalline Contagious Internal Respiration

PS1 original controller was worse.

Dual shock pwnd both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283527&forum_id=2#45882935)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Lilac associate rehab

The Z trigger was cool and basically inspired the controllers of today.

6 face buttons too, the same as the Saturn. A very intellectual setup imo.

It’s weird to hold but it never cramped my hand like the PS4/PS5 do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283527&forum_id=2#45944928)



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Date: February 17th, 2023 7:21 PM
Author: Lilac associate rehab



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Date: February 17th, 2023 7:24 PM
Author: Lilac associate rehab

Idk maybe I hate newer controllers because it feels like they have to fit you perfectly. Old controllers like the SNES/PS2, you weren't using the triggers as much, or they were on the small side so you could kind of cradle it in your hands and keep it where you want it. On a modern controller, the triggers, face buttons, sticks, they all have to be in a decent place for you simultaneously or else you're fucked. Switch & Xbox are okay at this and PS5 sucks imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283527&forum_id=2#45948458)



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Date: February 17th, 2023 7:28 PM
Author: milky french chef

I do miss when consoles felt distinct. Every controller (DualShock, Xbone, Switch Pro) feels too samey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283527&forum_id=2#45948475)



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Date: February 17th, 2023 7:41 PM
Author: Lilac associate rehab

The Dualsense or whatever sucks imo. I don't know why I hate it, I think it's the L3 to run thing with the position of the stick, Xbox/Switch are way better imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5283527&forum_id=2#45948514)