Hypo: Chess against Magnus Carlsen but your pieces are invisible
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Date: March 21st, 2023 12:42 PM Author: know-it-all stage faggot firefighter
He does not see your hand moving them, nor your pieces themselves, but he may learn of their identity and whereabouts after they take his pieces or he takes them. He would need to ascertain "that was a knight which just struck me".
You see the whole board, due to special glasses. He is just told "a move was made" and which, if any, of his pieces was taken. Likewise, when he captures your piece, he is told which piece it was.
Can you win
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310486&forum_id=2#46079563) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 4:19 PM Author: know-it-all stage faggot firefighter
if he moves into a piece that he did not know was there, it is captured, just the same as if he knew it. This is, after all, how he builds the map in his mind. He will be told, "you just captured a pawn"
As for him stumbling into impossible moves, like him moving a pwn forward into something blocking it, he gets slapped *hard* once across the face, told "you cant do that retard", but is then allowed another move
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310486&forum_id=2#46080426) |
Date: March 21st, 2023 3:41 PM Author: Chrome Misunderstood Hell Sandwich
He’d probably do well against an opponent with some chess experience. He’d be able to sort of brute force his way through the standard openings until you get to the mid game. Mid-game he might still be able to have a read on what’s going on and be able to attack some of your pieces. But surely by the endgame his lineup would be ravaged and he’d have a hell of a time maneuvering your king into checkmate.
If it was someone with no chess background, even the opening might be too chaotic for him to read what’s going on.
It’s sort of how you could navigate your own house blindfolded without much difficulty. It’s so familiar. But almost anywhere else and I’d be disoriented and bumping into everything.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310486&forum_id=2#46080296) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 5:34 PM Author: maniacal boyish stage
lol no
it's far too late then
I can prosecute a hyper-aggressive early game that would be laughably easy to defend against normally, but because he doesn't know what I'm aiming at until I capture, there's no chance.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310486&forum_id=2#46080616) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 5:33 PM Author: maniacal boyish stage
there's just not enough time here
there are almost 72,000 possible positions after four moves, many of which are suddenly much more viable if your opponent can't see your pieces. Recklessly aggressive play can't be punished if he can't see what he can capture.
I can be threatening early forks on either side and he can't defend both c7 and f7 equally (especially if he doesn't know to defend either). He's never going to know I'm piling up on a pinned piece until I capture -- things that would be trivially easy for him to defend against and exploit if he could see. By the time he recons by capture and slaps, it'll be too late for him to avoid being down a queen or more, at which point I simply avoid hanging any pieces to the guy who literally can't see them.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310486&forum_id=2#46080613)
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