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Easiest way to beat a murder charge is to get rid of the body
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Date: March 21st, 2023 7:14 PM Author: iridescent arrogant sanctuary turdskin As long as you do that you shouldn't have to worry. Everyone fucks this up it seems. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46080918) |
Date: March 21st, 2023 7:17 PM Author: fragrant hunting ground Yep easiest way is to get rid of the body. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46080937) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 7:36 PM Author: Excitant Lay People Who Are Hurt It's the bones and teeth that get you. Would have to dissolve them or grind the body enough that animals would eat every drop of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46080987) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 7:56 PM Author: Pontificating Razzmatazz Jewess Not a problem if you dump the body in the ocean. But if you're going to try and actually destroy ths body, your best bet is to deflesh mechanically and dispose of the flesh before cutting the bones into small pieces with a bandsaw. Next, dry out the bones and teeth with oven, grill, or furnace. Once dry, they can be rapidly dissolved in nitric acid. Hydrochloric works well, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081038) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:23 PM Author: iridescent arrogant sanctuary turdskin Depends. You can't have it wash up. Even if you put weights on it you should bag it up because it will be dismembered by fish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081114) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:31 PM Author: useless aromatic kitchen mad cow disease Guy who has definitely not researched this or thought about it for very long.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081132) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:33 PM Author: Orchid Misunderstood Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081143) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 4:41 AM Author: beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy field wrinkle "But police found blood splatter all over Goy's eastside Milwaukee studio apartment. "When we sprayed the luminol and turned the UV on, it looked like a Jackson Pollock painting," said Det. O'Leary. And when investigators looked though Goy's laptop, they found Google searches for such things as "best acid for dissolving human bones," "does denuded human flesh smell bad," "how dry bones dissolve hydrocloric [sic] acid," and similarly damning entries.
In terms of solidifying the suspicions against him, however, none of this evidence came anywhere close to Goy's utterly bizarre behavior in his 7-and-a-half hour, unrepresented, suspect-initiated interview with detectives on April 13." |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 9:06 AM Author: useless aromatic kitchen mad cow disease lol'd @ [sic] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46082673) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:22 PM Author: iridescent arrogant sanctuary turdskin Acid seems like the easiest. Some take longer than others. Teeth really are the hardest part. Even if you feed a person to hyenas the teeth with come out in their shit. You should really just smash them up with a hammer separate from anything else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081111) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:53 PM Author: maize goal in life https://youtu.be/2xUynRdzzsM (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081239) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:14 PM Author: Submissive Parlor (Num-Nume salesman) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081089) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:25 PM Author: Ivory Depressive Mental Disorder It's hard to get away with murdering someone you know or would have a motive to murder, but easier for random killings. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081116) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:29 PM Author: iridescent arrogant sanctuary turdskin Not that hard at all man. I would hazard to say that in many jurisdictions the majority of murder cases are beat. When you start talking about ghetto killings there are guys who beat multiple cases, same prosecutor each time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081127) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 9:43 PM Author: Submissive Parlor Cr but in those cases nobody really cares about the case except maybe the parents of the victim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081429) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 1:13 AM Author: high-end area marketing idea Parent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46082294) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 3:18 AM Author: cobalt hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46082406) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 3:22 AM Author: navy plaza newt Grandmother, actually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46082411) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:33 PM Author: Orchid Misunderstood Hell Incorrect. Easiest way is to pin it on someone else by planting evidence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081140) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:33 PM Author: iridescent arrogant sanctuary turdskin You can do both. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081141) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:37 PM Author: Orchid Misunderstood Hell Way too risky disposing of body after the crime. Way easier to plant evidence while committing the crime to pin it on someone else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081162) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:40 PM Author: iridescent arrogant sanctuary turdskin One dood chopped up his gf, put her in suitcases and threw them in a landfill. What got him was that Tide pods don't do a great job of cleaning piss, shit and vomit off upholstery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081173) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:45 PM Author: Orchid Misunderstood Hell That's what I'm saying. Better to leave the body whole and make it look like someone else did the killing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081195) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:51 PM Author: iridescent arrogant sanctuary turdskin In order to frame someone you have to be reasonably sure they don't have any evidence they can raise in their defense. They basically have to be out cold like the senator in Godfather Part 2. It's very hard to gain that kind of control over a living breathing person who's aware they are innocent, than to get rid of a person who is already det. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081227) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:52 PM Author: Orchid Misunderstood Hell Nah dawg. Kill the person when their significant other is home asleep. The cops will definitely think it's them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081236) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:36 PM Author: Glittery deranged idiot What if there are cameras that recorded your entry into the place, your exiting in a car, and nobody else going in until the person went missing. Will they let you go free until the body is found? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081152) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:37 PM Author: iridescent arrogant sanctuary turdskin Habeas corpus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081157) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 3:20 AM Author: cobalt hairy legs Corpus delicti (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46082409) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:39 PM Author: talented know-it-all police squad bawdyhouse You have to do one extreme or the other, it's the middle ground that gets people caught. Either dispose of the body so it's never found or plant it in your own living room.
When the cops question you, say "Obviously I didn't kill them, why would I leave the body in my own living room, I would have gotten rid of it or dissolved it in acid."
They'll have no choice but to conclude someone planted it there to frame you while you LJL to freedom |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:43 PM Author: Glittery deranged idiot Could they figure out that you planted it there to frame yourself so you could appear to be the victim of a framer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081185) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:44 PM Author: talented know-it-all police squad bawdyhouse Most cops don't think that deeply but if they do just point out that a framer would have planted a body in your living room to make it look like you framed yourself to make it look like you were framed by a framer. They're obviously looking for a crafty killer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081190) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:47 PM Author: iridescent arrogant sanctuary turdskin All you need is reasonable doubt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081204) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:45 PM Author: vibrant tan cuckold casino Not really https://www.thescarechamber.com/the-woodchipper-murder-of-newtown-connecticut/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081196) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:48 PM Author: iridescent arrogant sanctuary turdskin "Hine was able to lead detectives to the location, where they found several small pieces of metal, human tissue, a fingernail with pink nail polish, bone chips, human hair, the crown of a tooth, and type O blood."
Sounds like he didn't get rid of the body |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:51 PM Author: vibrant tan cuckold casino It's hard to really get rid of a body. You need a desert or some strong acid AFAIK. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081226) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:52 PM Author: iridescent arrogant sanctuary turdskin Yep. But if you don't have a plan (even if it's not 100% guaranteed to work) you shouldn't be murdering someone IMHO. It's backwards to think about means of execution first, or to only think about means of execution. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081235) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:56 PM Author: Glittery deranged idiot What if you drive 10 hours into the woods? Will anyone perform such a search? 10 hours away from a city or even small town? I hate that humans care so much to find out if another human ended the life of a person. This place is a shithole, everyone should be grateful when they're offed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081251) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 8:57 PM Author: vibrant tan cuckold casino Where in the US can you drive 10 hours of continuous woods? Eventually you'll hit some town or settlement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081259) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 9:22 PM Author: Glittery deranged idiot Not sure, but there should be some place. Even if it's not 10 hours, but 5 or so. Imagine an entire detective and police team driving 5 hours to search a person, lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081365) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 1:24 AM Author: iridescent arrogant sanctuary turdskin Maine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46082312) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 5:48 AM Author: Snowy Bipolar Fanboi (eastcoastmo)
Have you ever been to the Western U.S. at all? There are huge areas of desert that are almost completely empty. If you drove out on a dirt road in the desert and dumped the body a few hundred yards away from it, the chances of anyone finding it are very small. It drops to almost zero if you bury it in a shallow grave. My guess is that there are hundreds of bodies in the desert around Vegas from mob hits that nobody will ever find. |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 9:03 PM Author: Scarlet Indirect Expression Main People (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081277) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 10:19 PM Author: iridescent arrogant sanctuary turdskin Ten hours? There's that park in Baltimore where people dump bodies all the time. There's probably no zero risk situation unless you have unfettered access to a steel foundry, but like, maybe cement is cr if you're pretty sure the cement won't get dug up or break apart in your lifetime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081624) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 10:31 PM Author: Glittery deranged idiot You find that preposterous? Ask that person who doesn't want to spend time in jail and they will do whatever it takes. It's only 2 days of driving to walk a free man.
If not 10, even 5 hours will suffice to disuade investigators. |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 10:35 PM Author: iridescent arrogant sanctuary turdskin It's not preposterous at all, it's just that not everyone may feel they need that much protection. Also that's 10 hours you got a corpse in your car on public highways. You may as well transport some drugs while you're at it and make some money since there's no marginal risk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081749) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 10:39 PM Author: Passionate vermilion site The modern surveillance state that is arising makes it eminently harder to commit a murder in which you might be the prime suspect.
The small city I live in recently put up dozens of license plate scanner cameras. Plenty of other places are doing the same. There will soon be thousands of these things in every single state in the country.
Good luck killing your wife and driving into the boonies to ditch the body. You will get flagged in some small town 100 miles from home when you claimed to be at home sleeping. |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 10:42 PM Author: iridescent arrogant sanctuary turdskin Doesn't matter if they can't find the body (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081780) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 9:08 AM Author: useless aromatic kitchen mad cow disease I'm sure there is an interconnected database where they can input your license plate number and it'll tell them every single hit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46082677) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 6:35 PM Author: talented know-it-all police squad bawdyhouse Drive around until you find another car like yours. Jot down their license plate. Order a 'novelty' license plate off etsy that matches it (they really do make those). Pay with crypto, have shipped to a dead drop. Put them on the car to dispose of the body. Drive home, swap license plates back. Melt fake etsy license plates in fire. Can also simply steal license plates if you have reason to believe the car has been abandoned for a bit-- playing with fire, though, they will eventually be reported missing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46085277) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 6:37 PM Author: Costumed Low-t Faggotry Mexican why not just steal a car? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46085281) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: talented know-it-all police squad bawdyhouse How are you getting home after you dispose of the body? Need a car both ways, not exactly a great idea to drive BACK with a stolen car. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46085291) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 6:40 PM Author: Costumed Low-t Faggotry Mexican you just ditch it and walk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46085294) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 6:44 PM Author: talented know-it-all police squad bawdyhouse From a surveillance perspective this is way worse, somebody is going to catch your face walking bro. And weren't we driving hours and hours? It will take you a day or more to get back, good luck at explaining your absence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46085308) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 6:46 PM Author: Costumed Low-t Faggotry Mexican well you shouldn't be ditching it in a walmart parking lot, and who the fuck cares how long it takes? The point is to create breaks in the trail of potential evidence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46085318) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 7:29 PM Author: talented know-it-all police squad bawdyhouse You care how long it takes, because you don't want to be unaccounted for just after the person you killed vanished. You need to get back to hurry and establish your alibi "away." It's much better to have your own car with fake or stolen plates than to steal a car and then have more loose ends to worry about and walk 100 miles back to your front door (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46085499) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 7:36 PM Author: Costumed Low-t Faggotry Mexican well 100 miles is unnecessary, and as long as you aren't making statements who the fuck cares about an alibi? alibis are for idiots (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46085533) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 6:45 PM Author: iridescent arrogant sanctuary turdskin Gives the cops probable cause to search the trunk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46085312) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 6:47 PM Author: Costumed Low-t Faggotry Mexican I mean you're obviously taking a risk during the time you have a murdered body in your possession (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46085321) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 9:35 PM Author: shaky national security agency native Wrong on all counts. The easiest way to get away with murder is to run over the target, throw a bicycle next to their corpse, call the cops and say “They came out of nowhere, I never even saw them!” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081403) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 10:21 PM Author: iridescent arrogant sanctuary turdskin But also have there be no body so you can claim he walked away and you don't know what happened next, maybe he got mugged. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081645) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 10:23 PM Author: talented know-it-all police squad bawdyhouse Tried this once but my target was American and therefore obese. Totaled my car and the guy just walked away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081659) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 6:10 PM Author: shaky national security agency native Your fault for driving a dinky euro mobile. Get an F150 with a bull bar and a lift like a real man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46085216) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 9:40 PM Author: amethyst forum Chill and 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081418) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 10:51 AM Author: soul-stirring elastic band spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46083047) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 6:42 PM Author: poppy pisswyrm private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46085300) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 9:50 PM Author: electric rose crackhouse Seems unlikely that you’ll get away with it if you know the person well enough to have a strong motive. Killing some random person and getting away with it seems like good odds tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081457) |
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Date: March 21st, 2023 9:55 PM Author: Provocative Ticket Booth Forwarded to RBI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46081481) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM Author: Yapping histrionic church building sex offender We had a great thread brainstorming ways to get away with murder within the past year that I can’t find now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46082284) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 1:28 AM Author: Autistic associate *bookmark’s thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46082315) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 5:03 AM Author: Bateful fluffy parlour brethren while playing Dexter leave the smartphone at home on the coffee table, place a magazine over it, and put on a long movie. if you by chance become a suspect this goes a long way to geo-locating u away from any crime scenes. do not use a vehicle with Onstar or built in nav or any kind of gps. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46082455) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 10:55 AM Author: Hairraiser circlehead laser beams Be careful OP. CIA is watching. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46083064) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Costumed Low-t Faggotry Mexican yep, this is how mobsters got away with a ton of shit, if you're not a retard and actually get rid of the murder weapon and the body, you are golden (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46085257) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 6:45 PM Author: iridescent arrogant sanctuary turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46085316) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 6:46 PM Author: Costumed Low-t Faggotry Mexican "I never saw Janice wearing three twigs and a leave. Oh well" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46085320) |
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Date: March 22nd, 2023 7:34 PM Author: spectacular green volcanic crater den Invite your wife on a romantic hiking trip and push her off the ledge! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5310690&forum_id=2#46085525) |