I just want to apologize for my behavior here over the past few years. After some serious reflection, speaking to my priest, therapist, parents, and going on medications, I felt like I need to apologize to you all.

I've spent the better part of two years spewing some really hateful and vile things on this forum. The past few years of my life have been very dark. I had a bright future as a Ivy League runner, but due to untreated mental illness, I've let my life devolve into a perpetual nightmare. I thought getting into scatplay with Sam Hyde was my rock bottom. But now I see that stalking an anonymous message board that my ex-boyfriend frequents has been far worse. I've come to terms with my Borderline Personality Disorder diagnosis and I'm affirmatively taking steps to get better.

My past experiences and my mental health crisis do not excuse my actions here. So I just wanted to drop by and apologize for all the grief I've caused. As part of my absolution I will be posting nudes soon. I just have to stop by the store to pick up some Windex to clean my disgusting mirror and tidy up my room in my parent's house first.

Thank you for your understanding. And, again, I'm sorry.

-Green Jolly Rancher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313098&forum_id=2#46099170)

stay mad and keep making threads LARPing as me

you guys are obsessed with me and talk about me all day

i love my haters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313098&forum_id=2#46099180)

”Because it’s all on you.” -Steve winwood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313098&forum_id=2#46099859)

Once again, I ask you to please notice that this is an imposter account. I am planning on creating another image to point out the difference in our monikers as I did with my previous imposters. However, my Dad grounded me until I clean my room, and I'm replying from my cell phone.

This imposter is right that my parents set me up very nicely and that I had every opportunity in life. However, it is also true that I have extremely dysgenic Irish potato genes, and that combined with my mental illness, my lot in life is a tragic regression to the mean. The best I will be able to do is deliver Dunkin while taking nips of Jameson. Fortunately for humanity I have hit the wall and will never conceive a child.

I hope to provide some joy to the world by posting my slimepit and A-cups. Just as soon as Dad lets me have my Macbook back.

Until then,

Green Jolly Rancher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313098&forum_id=2#46099890)

Fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313098&forum_id=2#46099915)

Again, I implore you: do not be taken in by this imposter's trickery. They have picked up on the fact that I have feuded with every female poster on this forum. Lo, this is a classic Borderline Personality Disorder symptom. And they have cleverly tried to convince you all that the imposter is me by mimicking this trait. But do not be convinced. Remember to look at our monikers and see that I am the real GJR.

Also, I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to FizzKid directly. I am sorry I have attacked you so many times. I know now that it is because I am deeply insecure about the fact that you are a young woman about to graduate college, whereas I am a blown out Irish freak who has squandered every opportunity despite being born on third base. This has been clear to all for a long time. But now, aided by a powerful cocktail of psychiatric medicine, I am able to internalize it and face the truth.

I'm sorry,

Green Jolly Rancher.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313098&forum_id=2#46099947)

oh wait, there is for every non-retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313098&forum_id=2#46100009)

LOL, you already failed at this but that's cute that you think you're still lined for some kind of exceptional success. No doubt that 40+ hours a week you sink into a highly productive and mentally healthy outlet like XO will propel you to the highest rungs of success!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313098&forum_id=2#46100245)

This is an imposter account. Please stop giving this person attention. I know I deserve some ridicule for my behavior here over the past couple years. And I've finally realized that the internet isn't real and I can just close my eyes and walk away. So, I do appreciate this parody and am taking it in good humor. But I'm making a sincere attempt at contrition here.

I'm heading out to pick up Windex to clean my disgusting mirror soon. I will post nudes, but please be aware that I am trapped in the body for a prepubescent boy. I realize this, and I would appreciate it if you weren't unduly critical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313098&forum_id=2#46099231)

First of all, I apologize for nothing I've done. If you think about it deep down, you know that I've made the board far more entertaining and that's why you're reading this. If anything you should thank me.

Second, I DO apologize for who I am. To atone for my Irish genetics, I am planning a final solution to the Hibernian Question. As we speak, I'm in Portsmouth, England, commandeering a nuclear sub to strike Dublin. In the aftermath there will be concentration camps run by Alcoholics Anonymous. This is the end of the rainbow.

Third, you're not safe either FizzKid. As the "Irish of Asia," the Chinese are also living on borrowed time. My MIT friends have already bioengineering poisonous cats, and they're being air dropped near every restaurant in the entire mainland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313098&forum_id=2#46100086)

https://i.ibb.co/p3LX2zb/kp.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5313098&forum_id=2#46100387)