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I recently learned that Americans wipe shit across their asses with paper

Instead of flush warm water. If a bird shits on your face, d...
Amber Locale
  06/06/23
US doesn’t have bidet infrastructure
Gaped shrine
  06/06/23
Gross, what percentage of the population has workarounds for...
Amber Locale
  06/06/23
Tiny percent. US culture is to just wipe with dry paper unti...
Gaped shrine
  06/06/23
Gross. So it's common to have dirty underwear marks in Ameri...
Amber Locale
  06/06/23
That’s what the underwear is there for
Gaped shrine
  06/07/23
imagine having a water bowl full of other people’s fec...
salmon personal credit line principal's office
  06/06/23
Lmao I don't think you understand how bidets work man
territorial fortuitous meteor whorehouse
  06/06/23
I don’t think you do
salmon personal credit line principal's office
  06/06/23
He doesn't understand how water works
Hairraiser unholy candlestick maker
  06/07/23
birdshits
Magenta haunting half-breed cuckoldry
  06/06/23
...
Amber Locale
  06/06/23
LMAO at NOTOTOMOS
canary theater
  06/06/23
Shit tickets
Bearded irradiated kitty
  06/06/23
Disgusting if true! Birdshits, ur response plz!
Infuriating Ruddy Office
  06/06/23
Not true. We have attachable bidets
laughsome potus
  06/06/23
Extremely rare in birdshit land. Don’t pretend this is...
translucent bawdyhouse brethren
  06/06/23
lying devious birdshit
Infuriating Ruddy Office
  06/06/23
These obese birdshits stuff their faces with insane quantiti...
translucent bawdyhouse brethren
  06/06/23
no wonder they closed most public restrooms in the US, the b...
Infuriating Ruddy Office
  06/06/23
...
Amber Locale
  06/07/23
...
Amber Locale
  06/06/23
I maintain a roster of FOB Asian girls who eagerly lick my p...
Angry mental disorder police squad
  06/06/23
Bidetmo here. It's a game changer
wine stage organic girlfriend
  06/06/23
Welcome to the 1st world
Amber Locale
  06/06/23
great thread Giuseppe
disgusting vigorous public bath
  06/06/23
(Guy who can't find my European country on a map)
Amber Locale
  06/07/23
(guy who thinks that makes him cool)
Odious location
  06/07/23
Three seashells after Taco Bell for life.
Primrose locus
  06/06/23
If you want your ass to be clean of shit, you have to wipe v...
Cordovan Shaky Dog Poop
  06/06/23
...
Gaped shrine
  06/07/23
there was a big thread a couple years ago where we all purch...
Chocolate anal area
  06/06/23
...
Amber Locale
  06/06/23
...
Impressive trailer park trump supporter
  06/06/23
Wonder if anyone still poas from their hp touchpad with webO...
Charcoal Piazza Genital Piercing
  06/06/23
I spent $1000 on crypto. That is my legacy. That is what X...
Magenta haunting half-breed cuckoldry
  07/02/23
...
soul-stirring filthpig
  07/02/23
I wipe once and the tp always looks clean so I'm not too wor...
Nighttime mentally impaired range
  06/06/23
Invisible particles
Amber Locale
  06/06/23
I'm sure, but who cares?
Nighttime mentally impaired range
  06/06/23
You don't wipe you "drill" into your ass with the ...
Buck-toothed hall
  06/07/23
...
Amber Locale
  06/07/23
Extremely hard on delicate anal skin. You’re asking fo...
Gaped shrine
  06/07/23
...
Amber Locale
  07/02/23
Bidets are for euro and jap fags who basically get off on ha...
Milky adventurous tanning salon kitty cat
  07/02/23


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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:16 PM
Author: Amber Locale

Instead of flush warm water. If a bird shits on your face, do you run for a paper towel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46395198)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:16 PM
Author: Gaped shrine

US doesn’t have bidet infrastructure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46395201)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: Amber Locale

Gross, what percentage of the population has workarounds for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46395224)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: Gaped shrine

Tiny percent. US culture is to just wipe with dry paper until there’s a little brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46395430)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:23 PM
Author: Amber Locale

Gross. So it's common to have dirty underwear marks in America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46396734)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 1:21 AM
Author: Gaped shrine

That’s what the underwear is there for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46398051)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:17 PM
Author: salmon personal credit line principal's office

imagine having a water bowl full of other people’s feces squirt your butthold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46395204)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 5:00 PM
Author: territorial fortuitous meteor whorehouse

Lmao I don't think you understand how bidets work man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46396482)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: salmon personal credit line principal's office

I don’t think you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46396746)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser unholy candlestick maker

He doesn't understand how water works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46397985)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:17 PM
Author: Magenta haunting half-breed cuckoldry

birdshits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46395207)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:20 PM
Author: Amber Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46396724)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:17 PM
Author: canary theater

LMAO at NOTOTOMOS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46395208)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: Bearded irradiated kitty

Shit tickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46395209)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Infuriating Ruddy Office

Disgusting if true! Birdshits, ur response plz!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46395214)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:20 PM
Author: laughsome potus

Not true. We have attachable bidets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46395218)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: translucent bawdyhouse brethren

Extremely rare in birdshit land. Don’t pretend this is the norm,

Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46395225)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:23 PM
Author: Infuriating Ruddy Office

lying devious birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46395235)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:26 PM
Author: translucent bawdyhouse brethren

These obese birdshits stuff their faces with insane quantities of the most disgusting chemically adulterated food and have the nastiest smelliest shits in the world yet don’t even wash the shit off their asses 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46395253)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Infuriating Ruddy Office

no wonder they closed most public restrooms in the US, the birdshits were fouling up those places so bad the EPA had to condemn them as chemical waste dumps!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46395260)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 12:35 AM
Author: Amber Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46397978)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:32 PM
Author: Amber Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46396761)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:26 PM
Author: Angry mental disorder police squad

I maintain a roster of FOB Asian girls who eagerly lick my poorly wiped asshole clean on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46396742)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: wine stage organic girlfriend

Bidetmo here. It's a game changer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46395242)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:21 PM
Author: Amber Locale

Welcome to the 1st world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46396726)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: disgusting vigorous public bath

great thread Giuseppe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46395272)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 12:35 AM
Author: Amber Locale

(Guy who can't find my European country on a map)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46397982)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 7:35 AM
Author: Odious location

(guy who thinks that makes him cool)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46398399)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: Primrose locus

Three seashells after Taco Bell for life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46395433)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 1:25 PM
Author: Cordovan Shaky Dog Poop

If you want your ass to be clean of shit, you have to wipe vigorously enough that you get little cuts in your asshole, thereby mixing fecal matter into your bloodstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46395472)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 1:21 AM
Author: Gaped shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46398052)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 1:28 PM
Author: Chocolate anal area

there was a big thread a couple years ago where we all purchased the same $25 bidet on amazon. it was the biggest community purchase since crypto or that HP tablet. i still use mine. one of the best purchases ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46395481)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:21 PM
Author: Amber Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46396727)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:22 PM
Author: Impressive trailer park trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46396733)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:35 PM
Author: Charcoal Piazza Genital Piercing

Wonder if anyone still poas from their hp touchpad with webOS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46396770)



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Date: July 2nd, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Magenta haunting half-breed cuckoldry

I spent $1000 on crypto. That is my legacy. That is what XO gave me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46501902)



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Date: July 2nd, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46501906)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:22 PM
Author: Nighttime mentally impaired range

I wipe once and the tp always looks clean so I'm not too worried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46396730)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:34 PM
Author: Amber Locale

Invisible particles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46396764)



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Date: June 6th, 2023 6:34 PM
Author: Nighttime mentally impaired range

I'm sure, but who cares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46396768)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 1:46 AM
Author: Buck-toothed hall

You don't wipe you "drill" into your ass with the tp, u are basically turning your finger into a big q tip,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46398073)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 3:51 AM
Author: Amber Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46398297)



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Date: June 7th, 2023 3:53 AM
Author: Gaped shrine

Extremely hard on delicate anal skin. You’re asking for fissures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46398300)



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Date: July 2nd, 2023 2:52 PM
Author: Amber Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46501884)



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Date: July 2nd, 2023 2:59 PM
Author: Milky adventurous tanning salon kitty cat

Bidets are for euro and jap fags who basically get off on having their rosebuds tingled

Imagine John Wayne using a “bidet,” yeah fucking right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351243&forum_id=2#46501911)