\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Joined eharmony to find a breedable girl. There are 9 people on the app

Narrowed by childless and under 35. And it was $500 lol.
Beady-eyed confused pit mediation
  12/16/23
think of all the first dates it saved you from paying for. b...
shimmering concupiscible halford
  12/16/23
fuck me online dating is hell
Beady-eyed confused pit mediation
  12/16/23
online dating hasnt worked in almost a decade man. you need ...
shimmering concupiscible halford
  12/16/23
i am so fucked
Beady-eyed confused pit mediation
  12/16/23
stop being an existential bitch about it. dating past 25 is ...
shimmering concupiscible halford
  12/16/23
yeah i guess you're right
Beady-eyed confused pit mediation
  12/16/23
LJL
histrionic abode generalized bond
  12/16/23
im so mad i want to punch the old guy from the commercials i...
Beady-eyed confused pit mediation
  12/16/23
...
abnormal contagious alpha house
  12/16/23
...
Hairless Rusted Gaming Laptop
  12/17/23
...
histrionic abode generalized bond
  12/17/23
shoulda just found a teen on seeking.com and had a good nigh...
charismatic travel guidebook
  12/16/23
You could get a VR headset and Tenga Flip for even less.
Deranged rebellious mood orchestra pit
  12/16/23
This. The fuckin VR headset saved my marriage. $30 per month...
Violet lascivious theatre kitty
  12/17/23
How many men?
Odious Learning Disabled Area Fanboi
  12/17/23
Believe it or not if you wanna see that for shits and giggle...
Violet lascivious theatre kitty
  12/17/23
I could put my dick in a vitamix for $500
Beady-eyed confused pit mediation
  12/16/23
...
abnormal contagious alpha house
  12/17/23
...
razzle-dazzle azure telephone location
  12/17/23
...
Hairless Rusted Gaming Laptop
  12/17/23
...
Orchid Plaza
  12/17/23
...
Exhilarant Startled Elastic Band Boiling Water
  12/17/23
...
drunken bipolar water buffalo market
  04/27/24
insta is the only real dating app
Pearl Dashing Masturbator Gay Wizard
  12/17/23
Haha yeah! That hot instagram model is totally going to pick...
Violet lascivious theatre kitty
  12/17/23
1) most girls with an insta are not models ljl 2) im 6'3....
Pearl Dashing Masturbator Gay Wizard
  12/17/23
...
drunken bipolar water buffalo market
  04/27/24
Explain the steps You search some location and find a &ld...
insecure hunting ground keepsake machete
  12/17/23
"pls show bob and vagene"
light lodge
  12/17/23
no you meet a girl somewhere else and funnel her to your ins...
Pearl Dashing Masturbator Gay Wizard
  12/17/23
Go to a dive bar in a blue collar area and dress ever so sli...
Costumed crotch box office
  12/17/23
I'm short, bald, a little pudgy, asian, and not particularly...
angry hall
  12/17/23
Mail order bride, not flame.
Wild Immigrant
  12/17/23
move to asia
Pearl Dashing Masturbator Gay Wizard
  12/17/23
Height is 100% the factor here. He never mentioned his heigh...
Violet lascivious theatre kitty
  12/17/23
I'm only 6'0
Beady-eyed confused pit mediation
  12/17/23
Excellent poast. I would add try to make superficial frie...
Khaki pontificating multi-billionaire temple
  12/17/23
This has actually worked really well for me, but it's the ba...
histrionic abode generalized bond
  12/17/23
based
Pearl Dashing Masturbator Gay Wizard
  12/17/23
I love breedable chicks who are regulars at blue collar dive...
Rose razzle jewess
  12/17/23
I’m amazed it’s still around. Almost no one uses...
Silver offensive dingle berry police squad
  12/17/23
...
histrionic abode generalized bond
  12/17/23
I tried to tell you iirc.
adventurous white theater stage sweet tailpipe
  12/17/23
Someone here is who recommended it to me
Beady-eyed confused pit mediation
  12/17/23
They only give you nine matches per day. They want you to s...
cerise big-titted place of business
  04/27/24
180 You deserve worse
Thriller Trump Supporter
  04/27/24
I tried joining eharmony years ago. I took their personality...
Racy Pink Stage Wrinkle
  04/27/24


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2023 11:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed confused pit mediation

Narrowed by childless and under 35. And it was $500 lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178750)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: shimmering concupiscible halford

think of all the first dates it saved you from paying for. basically paid for itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178753)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed confused pit mediation

fuck me online dating is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178757)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2023 11:42 PM
Author: shimmering concupiscible halford

online dating hasnt worked in almost a decade man. you need to figure something else out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178763)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2023 11:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed confused pit mediation

i am so fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178764)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: shimmering concupiscible halford

stop being an existential bitch about it. dating past 25 is complete flame and 30 is a fucking joke. stop worrying and youll be more likely to make something of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178770)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2023 11:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed confused pit mediation

yeah i guess you're right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178794)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: histrionic abode generalized bond

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178754)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed confused pit mediation

im so mad i want to punch the old guy from the commercials in the face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178760)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2023 11:58 PM
Author: abnormal contagious alpha house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178808)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: Hairless Rusted Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178815)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 1:45 PM
Author: histrionic abode generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180224)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: charismatic travel guidebook

shoulda just found a teen on seeking.com and had a good night with the $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178771)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2023 11:52 PM
Author: Deranged rebellious mood orchestra pit

You could get a VR headset and Tenga Flip for even less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178792)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: Violet lascivious theatre kitty

This. The fuckin VR headset saved my marriage. $30 per month and you have a catalog of 10000 women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179215)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: Odious Learning Disabled Area Fanboi

How many men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179316)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: Violet lascivious theatre kitty

Believe it or not if you wanna see that for shits and giggles it’s probably like 100 men but you would be getting fucked missionary like a girl. I know for a fact though you can get a dick in your mouth too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180185)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2023 11:54 PM
Author: Beady-eyed confused pit mediation

I could put my dick in a vitamix for $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178797)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 12:00 AM
Author: abnormal contagious alpha house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178809)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 6:48 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle azure telephone location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181283)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 12:04 AM
Author: Hairless Rusted Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178822)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 7:45 AM
Author: Orchid Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179213)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant Startled Elastic Band Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180883)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: drunken bipolar water buffalo market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614495)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 12:14 AM
Author: Pearl Dashing Masturbator Gay Wizard

insta is the only real dating app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178846)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: Violet lascivious theatre kitty

Haha yeah! That hot instagram model is totally going to pick you over the 10000 of men hitting her up in the DMs and she’s totally gonna stay with you when the taller man hits her up 7 dates in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179216)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Pearl Dashing Masturbator Gay Wizard

1) most girls with an insta are not models ljl

2) im 6'3. if youre short and ugly its already over actually it never even started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180707)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: drunken bipolar water buffalo market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614498)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 8:45 AM
Author: insecure hunting ground keepsake machete

Explain the steps

You search some location and find a “hot” IG model and message her with the intent of dating? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179323)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 3:48 PM
Author: light lodge

"pls show bob and vagene"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180669)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Pearl Dashing Masturbator Gay Wizard

no you meet a girl somewhere else and funnel her to your instagram. its how you establish value.

if girls wont even talk to you in the first place ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180709)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 7:20 AM
Author: Costumed crotch box office

Go to a dive bar in a blue collar area and dress ever so slightly better than the norm. Don’t tell anyone what you do. Don’t approach women or anything like that. Just sit there and drink. Give it a few nights and, if you are tall, women will come to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179203)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 7:31 AM
Author: angry hall

I'm short, bald, a little pudgy, asian, and not particularly attractive.

Help me with a strategy

Meteor now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179207)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Wild Immigrant

Mail order bride, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179230)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: Pearl Dashing Masturbator Gay Wizard

move to asia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180711)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Violet lascivious theatre kitty

Height is 100% the factor here. He never mentioned his height. If he’s over 6’2 he will get a woman in 2023. If not he won’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179218)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed confused pit mediation

I'm only 6'0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181289)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: Khaki pontificating multi-billionaire temple

Excellent poast.

I would add try to make superficial friends with the staff and tip well (but not too well). So when women ask the staff “who’s the new guy” they say “he seems cool.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180207)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 1:47 PM
Author: histrionic abode generalized bond

This has actually worked really well for me, but it's the bartenders whom I end up getting with. Unfortunately, bartenders are almost universally mentally ill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180232)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: Pearl Dashing Masturbator Gay Wizard

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180713)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: Rose razzle jewess

I love breedable chicks who are regulars at blue collar dive bars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180717)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: Silver offensive dingle berry police squad

I’m amazed it’s still around. Almost no one uses it or match. It was as you describe 10 years ago. Really though apps are pointless. Men just need to chat up women in real life (without expectation of dating the first moderately attractive woman that is receptive).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179269)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: histrionic abode generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180710)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: adventurous white theater stage sweet tailpipe

I tried to tell you iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179311)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 17th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed confused pit mediation

Someone here is who recommended it to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181285)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: cerise big-titted place of business

They only give you nine matches per day. They want you to start dating rather than browsing endlessly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614037)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2024 5:59 PM
Author: Thriller Trump Supporter

180

You deserve worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614043)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 27th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: Racy Pink Stage Wrinkle

I tried joining eharmony years ago. I took their personality inventory, answered it completely honestly and they wouldn't let me join the site.

I guess they (correctly) identified me as too much of a depressedmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614111)