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What would you do if you were handed $1million net of taxes today?

$2m? $5m? I am asking for obvious reasons.
fragrant know-it-all idiot messiness
  03/27/24
Then I'd have 2.1m and wld really be set for life but just g...
Hairless fat ankles jewess
  03/27/24
I was at $1.528 on Friday, but probably lost $10k or more si...
fragrant know-it-all idiot messiness
  03/27/24
the story of the xoxo wagey. while I find them morally abhor...
Alcoholic property telephone
  03/27/24
man furk, what is ur asset allocation again? what stocks?
Hairless fat ankles jewess
  03/27/24
90/10 equities/fixed income Of equities, 75/25 VTI or equiv...
fragrant know-it-all idiot messiness
  03/27/24
how much of a cash cushion do you keep?
Grizzly godawful tattoo
  03/27/24
Right now about $85k is in mm
fragrant know-it-all idiot messiness
  03/27/24
man im so retarded, i shld have ur NW, but then again u have...
Hairless fat ankles jewess
  03/27/24
No it’s just been going up up up up since the beginnin...
fragrant know-it-all idiot messiness
  03/27/24
yes market is up like 10% this year but im saying u have inc...
Hairless fat ankles jewess
  03/27/24
Yes, I have a job and I work.
fragrant know-it-all idiot messiness
  03/27/24
sooooo goy!
Hairless fat ankles jewess
  03/27/24
Start a business on the West Coast
filthy boyish senate
  03/27/24
park it in a vehicle where it can grow tax free and I can bo...
Alcoholic property telephone
  03/27/24
...
fragrant know-it-all idiot messiness
  03/27/24
Not a single thing would change for me personally in the sho...
peach razzmatazz boltzmann sound barrier
  03/27/24
Put it into short-term treasuries
spectacular insecure piazza
  03/27/24
Pay off debt. Bankroll the last 20% of the next Gillian Jaco...
wonderful haunting mood
  03/27/24
Oh wow, so you actually have some tangible things to spend i...
fragrant know-it-all idiot messiness
  03/27/24
so alive, so purposeful.
wonderful haunting mood
  03/27/24
alive poaster
adventurous bbw foreskin
  03/27/24
His wife is infertile
olive internal respiration station
  03/27/24
are you some sort of independent producer?
Titillating wine native
  03/27/24
"You lookin' for male talent?" *beady eyes narrow*
Razzle background story elastic band
  03/27/24
I know a guy in the valley who is...
wonderful haunting mood
  03/28/24
of some sort, yes. Now a mix of law, finance and production ...
wonderful haunting mood
  03/28/24
Stop promoting and producing degenerate garbage
olive internal respiration station
  03/29/24
Quit my job
Charismatic mustard crotch lay
  03/27/24
In this environment probably throw it into high yield saving...
crawly circlehead masturbator
  03/27/24
poast
Pearl Hell
  03/27/24
Take a sabbatical and hike Hokkaido, maybe do the Appalachia...
unholy party of the first part
  03/27/24
Take 6-12 months off work, play a shitload of golf, travel a...
Razzle background story elastic band
  03/27/24
Move into a nicer place.
soul-stirring henna digit ratio
  03/27/24
buy a small house and set up some kind of safe but unexcitin...
translucent vigorous lodge
  03/27/24
nothing thats like 100k in 1990 money, it aint moving muc...
multi-colored gay incel laser beams
  03/27/24
Pay off house, put the rest in bonds or dividend stocks and ...
cocky disturbing step-uncle's house coffee pot
  03/27/24
That's a far better answer to this question with $10m than $...
crawly circlehead masturbator
  03/28/24
...
fragrant know-it-all idiot messiness
  03/28/24
Nah you wagies just have way inflated expectations which is ...
cocky disturbing step-uncle's house coffee pot
  03/28/24
U have kids?
olive internal respiration station
  03/28/24
Ohhhhhh I'd buy a small home
filthy boyish senate
  03/28/24
Two girls at one time. I might also pay off my remaining ...
big-titted famous landscape painting
  03/29/24
Laurence, you're a fucking genius
Contagious chad
  03/29/24
Home improvements with half (which will creep into becoming ...
Beta Cumskin
  03/29/24


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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:49 AM
Author: fragrant know-it-all idiot messiness

$2m?

$5m?

I am asking for obvious reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531146)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:50 AM
Author: Hairless fat ankles jewess

Then I'd have 2.1m and wld really be set for life but just getting 400k more wld be enough for me... Life is worthless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531150)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: fragrant know-it-all idiot messiness

I was at $1.528 on Friday, but probably lost $10k or more since I last checked. It’s not even real anymore. Still have $440k in debts to pay off and then I owe my kids a living so I will work / save for 35 more years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531163)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:59 AM
Author: Alcoholic property telephone

the story of the xoxo wagey. while I find them morally abhorrent, there is an appeal to the no-kidmos being done with life earning by 42

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531168)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:05 AM
Author: Hairless fat ankles jewess

man furk, what is ur asset allocation again? what stocks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531306)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: fragrant know-it-all idiot messiness

90/10 equities/fixed income

Of equities, 75/25 VTI or equivalent/VXUS

Outside of these accounts I have a little home equity and a little bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531328)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: Grizzly godawful tattoo

how much of a cash cushion do you keep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531330)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: fragrant know-it-all idiot messiness

Right now about $85k is in mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531339)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Hairless fat ankles jewess

man im so retarded, i shld have ur NW, but then again u have income so thats prob 50% of ur gains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531379)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: fragrant know-it-all idiot messiness

No it’s just been going up up up up since the beginning of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531385)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Hairless fat ankles jewess

yes market is up like 10% this year but im saying u have income and that makes a big diff, if u had no income like me u wld be taking 200k+ a year out of ur NW

im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531387)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: fragrant know-it-all idiot messiness

Yes, I have a job and I work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531388)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Hairless fat ankles jewess

sooooo goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531422)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:56 AM
Author: filthy boyish senate

Start a business on the West Coast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531159)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: Alcoholic property telephone

park it in a vehicle where it can grow tax free and I can borrow against it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531162)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:48 AM
Author: fragrant know-it-all idiot messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531264)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: peach razzmatazz boltzmann sound barrier

Not a single thing would change for me personally in the short run, but in the long long run it would provide some additional cushion and investment returns and resources for my children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531340)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:36 AM
Author: spectacular insecure piazza

Put it into short-term treasuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531341)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: wonderful haunting mood

Pay off debt. Bankroll the last 20% of the next Gillian Jacobs film shooting this Summer in Germany and sell that fucker at Berlinale '25.

Bankroll my own film slate fund instead of hitting up the p/e crowd im talking to right now.

Pay off my aunt's house.

Fly my extended family out to Europe and get a chateau so all the cousins and all their kids can relax together and make some memories like we used to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531367)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: fragrant know-it-all idiot messiness

Oh wow, so you actually have some tangible things to spend it on. That’s cool man. Does it make you feel alive? Are you filled with purpose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531370)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: wonderful haunting mood

so alive, so purposeful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531380)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: adventurous bbw foreskin

alive poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531579)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: olive internal respiration station

His wife is infertile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531719)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Titillating wine native

are you some sort of independent producer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531724)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: Razzle background story elastic band

"You lookin' for male talent?" *beady eyes narrow*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531758)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: wonderful haunting mood

I know a guy in the valley who is...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534312)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: wonderful haunting mood

of some sort, yes. Now a mix of law, finance and production / distribution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534311)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 8:19 AM
Author: olive internal respiration station

Stop promoting and producing degenerate garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47536133)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Charismatic mustard crotch lay

Quit my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531371)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 10:41 AM
Author: crawly circlehead masturbator

In this environment probably throw it into high yield savings and wait for an opportunity to throw into.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531584)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: Pearl Hell

poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531688)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: unholy party of the first part

Take a sabbatical and hike Hokkaido, maybe do the Appalachian trail, travelshrew in Kyrgyzstan. Not all three obviously but I’d choose a reasonable one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531701)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Razzle background story elastic band

Take 6-12 months off work, play a shitload of golf, travel a bit (visit some friends and some international travel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531709)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: soul-stirring henna digit ratio

Move into a nicer place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531718)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: translucent vigorous lodge

buy a small house and set up some kind of safe but unexciting investment plan (ETFs?) to handle property tax for as long as the rest will bear. i don't know what i'd actually do with my life if i quit working, so not much would change. i could spend it on small quality of life improvements, but i don't really care once stable housing is thoroughly SECURED for years and i have peace of mind from that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531771)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: multi-colored gay incel laser beams

nothing

thats like 100k in 1990 money, it aint moving much of anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531781)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: cocky disturbing step-uncle's house coffee pot

Pay off house, put the rest in bonds or dividend stocks and stop working. Or some variation that involves not working. I’m not even necessarily set on keeping the house at that point. latam or southern europe would work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47533929)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: crawly circlehead masturbator

That's a far better answer to this question with $10m than $1m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534803)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: fragrant know-it-all idiot messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535196)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: cocky disturbing step-uncle's house coffee pot

Nah you wagies just have way inflated expectations which is why you will never escape and never find peace or the ability to chillax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535561)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: olive internal respiration station

U have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534855)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: filthy boyish senate

Ohhhhhh

I'd buy a small home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535202)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 3:55 AM
Author: big-titted famous landscape painting

Two girls at one time.

I might also pay off my remaining student loans and buy a summer home in the mountains. But definitely two girls at one time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535981)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 5:00 AM
Author: Contagious chad

Laurence, you're a fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47536035)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 4:13 AM
Author: Beta Cumskin

Home improvements with half (which will creep into becoming most of it). Other half into the same mutual funds as the rest of my savings.

$1M isn’t enough to make any real changes. $10M is, though - I’d quit immediately if I got $10M after tax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535991)