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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
charismatic mediation
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Obsidian Hyperactive Half-breed
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Ebony Jet-lagged Casino Stock Car
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Contagious queen of the night twinkling uncleanness
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
charismatic mediation
  03/28/24
call room service
fishy wonderful hospital
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
charismatic mediation
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
aphrodisiac lake abode nowag
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Contagious queen of the night twinkling uncleanness
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
charismatic mediation
  03/28/24
...
fishy wonderful hospital
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
fishy wonderful hospital
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
charismatic mediation
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Histrionic Maroon Gaming Laptop
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
charismatic mediation
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Histrionic Maroon Gaming Laptop
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
charismatic mediation
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
navy mewling legend selfie
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
chestnut mischievous theater stage
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
navy mewling legend selfie
  03/28/24
Lol
180 low-t deer antler
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
bearded heaven turdskin
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
fishy wonderful hospital
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
charismatic mediation
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Hairraiser Sooty Set Gay Wizard
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
onyx slippery famous landscape painting piazza
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
peach swashbuckling den coffee pot
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Crystalline Multi-colored Doctorate
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
milky big space
  03/29/24
Marriage material
charismatic mediation
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
Supple doobsian pisswyrm
  03/29/24
...
Out-of-control indian lodge
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Thirsty slate location newt
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
cyan menage genital piercing
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
trip metal becky stead
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
charismatic mediation
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
trip metal becky stead
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
charismatic mediation
  03/29/24
true
self-absorbed marvelous ticket booth degenerate
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: charismatic mediation

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Obsidian Hyperactive Half-breed

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Ebony Jet-lagged Casino Stock Car

describe how this could possibly work

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Contagious queen of the night twinkling uncleanness

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: charismatic mediation

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: fishy wonderful hospital

call room service

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: charismatic mediation

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: aphrodisiac lake abode nowag

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Contagious queen of the night twinkling uncleanness

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: charismatic mediation

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: fishy wonderful hospital



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: fishy wonderful hospital

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: charismatic mediation

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Histrionic Maroon Gaming Laptop

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: charismatic mediation

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Histrionic Maroon Gaming Laptop

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: charismatic mediation

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: navy mewling legend selfie

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: chestnut mischievous theater stage

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: navy mewling legend selfie

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: 180 low-t deer antler

Lol

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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: bearded heaven turdskin

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: fishy wonderful hospital

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: charismatic mediation

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser Sooty Set Gay Wizard

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: onyx slippery famous landscape painting piazza

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: peach swashbuckling den coffee pot

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Crystalline Multi-colored Doctorate

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: milky big space

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: charismatic mediation

Marriage material

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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Supple doobsian pisswyrm

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Out-of-control indian lodge



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Thirsty slate location newt

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: cyan menage genital piercing

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: trip metal becky stead

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: charismatic mediation

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: trip metal becky stead

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: charismatic mediation

Every day bud for the past 5 years

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: self-absorbed marvelous ticket booth degenerate

true

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