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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM Author: Soggy Hunting Ground I may have to resort to breaking the neck open
I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM Author: Exhilarant whorehouse Shoe works - I've had to do that before :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM Author: Slippery Balding Abode Sneaky Criminal describe how this could possibly work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232) |
Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM Author: Buck-toothed Heady Field Dingle Berry easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM Author: Soggy Hunting Ground what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM Author: glassy market call room service (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM Author: Soggy Hunting Ground i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM Author: appetizing mental disorder fanboi do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM Author: Buck-toothed Heady Field Dingle Berry grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens
you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that
cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM Author: Soggy Hunting Ground some good ideas here, thank
i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM Author: glassy market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534089) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM Author: glassy market i push it in.
https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/ |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM Author: Soggy Hunting Ground saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM Author: sepia irate business firm weed whacker Ask the hotel for an opener (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM Author: Soggy Hunting Ground i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM Author: sepia irate business firm weed whacker I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM Author: Soggy Hunting Ground i dont know if i can help myself
i've been reading xo |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM Author: Awkward indirect expression ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips
actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM Author: cheese-eating shitlib double fault a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM Author: Awkward indirect expression how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM Author: thriller coiffed university Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM Author: Well-lubricated Doctorate put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM Author: glassy market where are we on this? UPDATE, please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM Author: Soggy Hunting Ground UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.
The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM Author: dashing bull headed associate A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM Author: racy twinkling feces goyim Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM Author: Mentally Impaired Stage Stock Car i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM Author: ocher cumskin I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Motley Scarlet Toaster Boistinker Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM Author: Soggy Hunting Ground Marriage material (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM Author: crimson sandwich When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM Author: Cracking misanthropic forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536237) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM Author: Bespoke National Security Agency I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM Author: spectacular cerise area travel guidebook cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM Author: grizzly comical digit ratio resort A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM Author: Soggy Hunting Ground I drink 10+ drinks a day
Maybe thats still amateur |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM Author: grizzly comical digit ratio resort How long? One day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM Author: Soggy Hunting Ground Every day bud for the past 5 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM Author: Gay glittery school idiot true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169) |