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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Laughsome scourge upon the earth
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Arrogant Abode Trump Supporter
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Curious pisswyrm half-breed
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
supple school people who are hurt
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Laughsome scourge upon the earth
  03/28/24
call room service
sepia hyperactive native roast beef
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Laughsome scourge upon the earth
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
slap-happy institution deer antler
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
supple school people who are hurt
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Laughsome scourge upon the earth
  03/28/24
...
sepia hyperactive native roast beef
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
sepia hyperactive native roast beef
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Laughsome scourge upon the earth
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Mauve nursing home
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Laughsome scourge upon the earth
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Mauve nursing home
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Laughsome scourge upon the earth
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
duck-like racy hall gaming laptop
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
ungodly lodge
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
duck-like racy hall gaming laptop
  03/28/24
Lol
honey-headed flirting stain chapel
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
tantric burgundy theatre
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
sepia hyperactive native roast beef
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Laughsome scourge upon the earth
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
citrine address hissy fit
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
hot drab toilet seat nibblets
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
odious deep son of senegal
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Trip fishy filthpig meetinghouse
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
Umber motley parlor ratface
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Laughsome scourge upon the earth
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
Big orange lay
  03/29/24
...
Plum outnumbered fortuitous meteor
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Shaky Quadroon
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Hateful swashbuckling gunner area
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
arousing snowy police squad menage
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Laughsome scourge upon the earth
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
arousing snowy police squad menage
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Laughsome scourge upon the earth
  03/29/24
true
Sick dun step-uncle's house patrolman
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Laughsome scourge upon the earth

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Arrogant Abode Trump Supporter

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Curious pisswyrm half-breed

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: supple school people who are hurt

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Laughsome scourge upon the earth

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: sepia hyperactive native roast beef

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Laughsome scourge upon the earth

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: slap-happy institution deer antler

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: supple school people who are hurt

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Laughsome scourge upon the earth

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: sepia hyperactive native roast beef



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: sepia hyperactive native roast beef

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Laughsome scourge upon the earth

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Mauve nursing home

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Laughsome scourge upon the earth

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Mauve nursing home

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Laughsome scourge upon the earth

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: duck-like racy hall gaming laptop

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: ungodly lodge

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: duck-like racy hall gaming laptop

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: honey-headed flirting stain chapel

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: tantric burgundy theatre

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: sepia hyperactive native roast beef

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Laughsome scourge upon the earth

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: citrine address hissy fit

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: hot drab toilet seat nibblets

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: odious deep son of senegal

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Trip fishy filthpig meetinghouse

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Umber motley parlor ratface

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Laughsome scourge upon the earth

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Big orange lay

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Plum outnumbered fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Shaky Quadroon

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Hateful swashbuckling gunner area

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: arousing snowy police squad menage

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Laughsome scourge upon the earth

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: arousing snowy police squad menage

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Laughsome scourge upon the earth

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Sick dun step-uncle's house patrolman

true

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