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i dunno why but the technical term "slampig" just kills me every time i see it

it's a Great word
Mildly Autistic Telephone
  04/17/24
It's Shakespearean imo
Nighttime Feces
  04/17/24
...
glittery fluffy heaven
  04/17/24
cr. cr.
Mildly Autistic Telephone
  04/17/24
...
Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station
  04/17/24
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Fuchsia Round Eye
  04/17/24
It applies to a very specific type of woman. For me, there's...
Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station
  04/17/24
UUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGGHNNN--
Mildly Autistic Telephone
  04/17/24
There's a class distinction built in here too as well as a c...
Nighttime Feces
  04/17/24
You're right. They're usually LMC or straight up poor and ar...
Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station
  04/17/24
Which non-white races, if any, are eligible?
Hilarious jet community account
  04/17/24
Blacks can not be slampigs as their faces fatten up at a fas...
Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station
  04/18/24
it's a very elegant and multi-faceted topic, kinda like BBW ...
Mildly Autistic Telephone
  04/17/24
Convention should be in Nashville they have an outsized popu...
Nighttime Feces
  04/17/24
cr, friend originally i was thinking Tallahassee but yeah...
Mildly Autistic Telephone
  04/17/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PD4XsoeNZU
Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station
  04/17/24
Orlando is the slampig capital imo
Aphrodisiac Scourge Upon The Earth Parlor
  04/17/24
Opryland Slampig Symposium
Mauve excitant laser beams
  04/18/24
Really need a pic or ten to be sure I’m on the same pa...
Hilarious jet community account
  04/17/24
https://files.catbox.moe/vkemm0.jpeg https://ibb.co/yftd5...
Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station
  04/17/24
1 8 0
Mildly Autistic Telephone
  04/17/24
Aw HELL yeah
Hilarious jet community account
  04/17/24
(tenured scholar in slampig studies)
Nighttime Feces
  04/18/24
MFCR
Mauve excitant laser beams
  04/18/24
moar
aromatic underhanded lay circlehead
  04/18/24
...
passionate hospital patrolman
  04/18/24
...
insanely creepy glassy volcanic crater meetinghouse
  04/19/24
Imo there will be more slampigs than cicadas in the year 204...
milky idiotic athletic conference pozpig
  04/17/24
and here's why this is a good thing tp
Mildly Autistic Telephone
  04/17/24
...
Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station
  04/17/24
at least there's some things to look forward to
Fuchsia Round Eye
  04/17/24
slamhog is better IMO
silver lettuce
  04/17/24
get out of my thread. now. i'm not asking
Mildly Autistic Telephone
  04/17/24
hard disagree
Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station
  04/17/24
I'm going to kill you
Fuchsia Round Eye
  04/17/24
Please just GO
milky idiotic athletic conference pozpig
  04/17/24
*eyes narrow in disgust and contempt*
glittery fluffy heaven
  04/17/24
I would say go pumo but well....
Nighttime Feces
  04/17/24
It isn’t, retard
passionate hospital patrolman
  04/17/24
Kill urself
flushed hyperactive codepig dopamine
  04/17/24
jump in front of a fuckin' truck
heady friendly grandma hall
  04/17/24
Time to go quotemo bro
Hilarious jet community account
  04/17/24
...
Mauve excitant laser beams
  04/17/24
...
aromatic underhanded lay circlehead
  04/18/24
...
Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station
  04/19/24
there aren't any shared features between "m" and &...
hairraiser mexican
  04/17/24
Nigger
aggressive motley center brethren
  04/18/24
Tell us more about labial things
Flickering vigorous kitty cat personal credit line
  04/19/24
you're done here
Flickering vigorous kitty cat personal credit line
  04/19/24
gbti
insanely creepy glassy volcanic crater meetinghouse
  04/19/24
sLaM PiG
balding exhilarant ladyboy
  04/17/24
...
Mildly Autistic Telephone
  04/17/24
...
Mauve excitant laser beams
  04/18/24
...
Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station
  04/19/24
...
Concupiscible Rebellious Theatre Faggot Firefighter
  04/17/24
...
Mildly Autistic Telephone
  04/18/24
"cumbucket"
razzmatazz sanctuary
  04/17/24
saddest thing is these women eventually marry some dork who ...
white embarrassed to the bone parlour becky
  04/18/24
it's absolutely fucking 180
Aphrodisiac Scourge Upon The Earth Parlor
  04/18/24
not like this, I know these things
Nighttime Feces
  04/18/24
wow
glittery fluffy heaven
  04/18/24
lol'd. this made me think of a few neighbors I have differen...
Walnut Disturbing Puppy Stock Car
  04/19/24
...
Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station
  04/19/24
seeing high school clique play out as an adult is like watch...
Bright native
  04/19/24


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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Telephone

it's a Great word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590715)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Nighttime Feces

It's Shakespearean imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590720)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: glittery fluffy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590723)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Telephone

cr. cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590725)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590799)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: Fuchsia Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590803)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station

It applies to a very specific type of woman. For me, there's a normal distribution of fatness to hot ratio. Rail thin women aren't my type. "Healthy" women are my type. A slampig is when they get a little over the peak so they're not the optimum fat level, but they're still attractive. Just a little too fat. They're fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590733)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Telephone

UUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGGHNNN--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590740)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Nighttime Feces

There's a class distinction built in here too as well as a certain attitude

It's multifaceted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590759)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:55 PM
Author: Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station

You're right. They're usually LMC or straight up poor and are generally cheerful. I'm a big fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590775)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: Hilarious jet community account

Which non-white races, if any, are eligible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592259)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station

Blacks can not be slampigs as their faces fatten up at a faster rate than other races. A key characteristic of the slam pig is they must have an otherwise attractive face. Asian slampigs are incredibly rare, as their fat distribution is usually unseemly, but it is possible. Latina slampigs are plentiful, but once they hit 25-30 it's downhill. Whites have a good amount, and also go downhill like latinas, albeit at a slower rate. I'd say the best slampigs are actually Middle Eastern, they somehow can gain the most weight while maintaining a shapely form. I am currently not at my computer, but I have a specific example in mind that I will post later to prove my point.

Feel free to disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47593227)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:56 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Telephone

it's a very elegant and multi-faceted topic, kinda like BBW ranching

this is a topic that needs to be explored further

i'm gonna rent out a doubletree hotel lobby for a consortium on this details to cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590783)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Nighttime Feces

Convention should be in Nashville they have an outsized population of subjects for study

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590791)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Telephone

cr, friend

originally i was thinking Tallahassee but yeah think Nashville would work better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590795)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PD4XsoeNZU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592149)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Scourge Upon The Earth Parlor

Orlando is the slampig capital imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592257)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: Mauve excitant laser beams

Opryland Slampig Symposium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592720)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: Hilarious jet community account

Really need a pic or ten to be sure I’m on the same page here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592252)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station

https://files.catbox.moe/vkemm0.jpeg

https://ibb.co/yftd5Gv

https://ibb.co/qDD5L4R

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592262)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:58 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Telephone

1

8

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592264)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:58 PM
Author: Hilarious jet community account

Aw HELL yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592267)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: Nighttime Feces

(tenured scholar in slampig studies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592707)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: Mauve excitant laser beams

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592723)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: aromatic underhanded lay circlehead

moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594197)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: passionate hospital patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594202)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: insanely creepy glassy volcanic crater meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595730)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: milky idiotic athletic conference pozpig

Imo there will be more slampigs than cicadas in the year 2040.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590804)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Telephone

and here's why this is a good thing tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590806)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590810)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: Fuchsia Round Eye

at least there's some things to look forward to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590820)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: silver lettuce

slamhog is better IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590811)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Telephone

get out of my thread. now.

i'm not asking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590812)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station

hard disagree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590823)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: Fuchsia Round Eye

I'm going to kill you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590824)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:05 PM
Author: milky idiotic athletic conference pozpig

Please just GO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590829)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: glittery fluffy heaven

*eyes narrow in disgust and contempt*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590852)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: Nighttime Feces

I would say go pumo but well....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590871)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: passionate hospital patrolman

It isn’t, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591213)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: flushed hyperactive codepig dopamine

Kill urself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591273)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: heady friendly grandma hall

jump in front of a fuckin' truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592196)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: Hilarious jet community account

Time to go quotemo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592254)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: Mauve excitant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592261)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: aromatic underhanded lay circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594201)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 12:52 AM
Author: Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594570)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: hairraiser mexican

there aren't any shared features between "m" and "h"

whereas "m" and "p" share location, bilabial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592336)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:18 AM
Author: aggressive motley center brethren

Nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592705)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:06 AM
Author: Flickering vigorous kitty cat personal credit line

Tell us more about labial things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594613)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:06 AM
Author: Flickering vigorous kitty cat personal credit line

you're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594614)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: insanely creepy glassy volcanic crater meetinghouse

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595733)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: balding exhilarant ladyboy

sLaM PiG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591145)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592190)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: Mauve excitant laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592718)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:24 AM
Author: Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594632)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible Rebellious Theatre Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591214)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592452)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz sanctuary

"cumbucket"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591223)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: white embarrassed to the bone parlour becky

saddest thing is these women eventually marry some dork who was stoked to pull her. We have a few married couples like this in my neighborhood and everytime I see the 6/10 slightly chubby wife and the 5'10 unathletic dude, I laugh to myself thinking about how much cock she took before she settled for the jv soccer player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592455)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Scourge Upon The Earth Parlor

it's absolutely fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592462)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 6:39 AM
Author: Nighttime Feces

not like this, I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592647)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: glittery fluffy heaven

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47593239)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: Walnut Disturbing Puppy Stock Car

lol'd. this made me think of a few neighbors I have differently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595551)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Honey-headed crawly mad cow disease station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595555)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Bright native

seeing high school clique play out as an adult is like watching a live sociology experiment. its both sad and fascinating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595727)