Musk has lost $51 billion so far this year
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:30 PM Author: Titillating cyan coffee pot laser beams
To be fair,
*farts cum*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591878) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 9:02 PM Author: lemon concupiscible address partner
To be fair,
"Ackkkkkkkkkkshually, Elon didn't build that!"
Lol yeah I get furious when retard Pumos say laughably stupid shit like this, I'm definitely not just chuckling at how retarded they are
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591985) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:48 PM Author: lemon concupiscible address partner
To be fair,
Yeah well Elon Musk would be far ahead of Bill Gates if he hadn't done the dumb shit he did, either. Any Hillary Clinton would now be an ex-POTUS if she had won in 2016.
Any other brilliant insights you want to share with us, faggot?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591934) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:47 PM Author: lemon concupiscible address partner
To be fair,
Hard to say, but here's how poor Elon Musk is now that he fucked up and ruined it all:
If Musk takes all of that out in cash (so that he has to suffer the full cost of inflation on all of his assets every year) and divests from everything else he owns and permanently quits his job in order to ensure that he never makes another cent of "profit" for the rest his life... and then, to REALLY punish himself for his idiocy, he begins ritually burning an amount of cash money equivalent to ~45 year old Tommy Turdskin's total lifetime networth (~$1 million) on an altar every single day until the day that he dies (and let's assume that he lives into his mid-90s)... he will still *easily* take his last breath as a multi-billionaire and end his days as one of the richest men to ever walk on the planet.
That's how badly he fucked up here. God, it's so over.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591927) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:58 PM Author: lemon concupiscible address partner
To be fair,
Yeah I just didn't want to go all the way here and make Tommy feel even worse if he reads this, but if we're really just being brutal with it then for pure shits and giggles Musk could afford to burn the cash equivalent of THE COMBINED TOTAL NET WORTH OF ALL CURRENT XO POASTERS (maaaaybe exluding Exeunt and RSF) every single day for the rest of his life, with no other money coming in to replenish his bank account, and he would still die an obscenely wealthy man in his 90s.
Which makes it all the more hilarious that Quotemos and Pumos love to strut around on here with their giant cocks out calling him "a fucking retard" every chance they get. "Hey, look, fact is that I was totally smart enough to make $179 billion if had wanted to do that -- BUT I *CHOSE* TO BE A STRESSED OUT PAPER-PUSHING LAWYER WITH A NET WORTH IN THE LOW SEVEN FIGURES AT 45 YEARS OLD, INSTEAD!" Haha yeah haha, same... wow, what are the odds that all of us REALLY smart guys independently made that same choice...?! ;)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591976) |
Date: April 17th, 2024 8:39 PM Author: haunting state indirect expression
"The Tesla CEO is now worth about $178 billion, down from $340 billion in November 2021"
Imagine being able to burn over $150 billion and still be worth $178 billion. I doubt he loses any sleep over this at all.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591901) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 9:13 PM Author: lemon concupiscible address partner
To be fair,
Lmao
Elon Musk can lock in guaranteed "devastating" double digit losses on his current investments with a 0% income stream for the rest of his natural life (40+ years), and he will still die a far wealthier man than all XO Poasters *combined* (and this is a bort filled with a bunch of objectively successful upper-middle-class white collar attorneys).
Pumos and Quotemos: "LOL WHAT A RETARD"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47592005) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: lemon concupiscible address partner
To be fair,
So his calculations were wrong and he's dumb?
Or you're just a faggot who is mad about the numbers?
Can you confirm which one it is?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47592912) |
Date: April 17th, 2024 8:46 PM Author: Violet contagious elastic band ape
My God. The imaginary monopoly money "value" of "the shares" has gone down in the equities marketplace.
It's over for the billionaire with infinite access to capital.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591922) |
Date: April 17th, 2024 9:34 PM Author: Ruddy Toaster Travel Guidebook
Last month he realized a self-driving update that let me drive my car from a residential neighborhod, 40 miles on the highay, back to my suburban neighborhood without ever intervening.
Also, no one has delivered a flashier successful product this year than the Cyber Truck.
Crazy how high the bar is set for him that this stuff doesn't even register. Meanwhile Apple released its first hardware in years and it was huge fucking flop.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47592056) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:36 PM Author: lemon concupiscible address partner
To be fair,
Lol CR
Also worth noting that there's a specific reason why that self-driving update (v12) was such a blockbuster -- it's the first code that was generated and rewritten using AI, oh and btw over the last few years Musk has spent over a billion (with a "b") dollars giving Tesla the 3rd (third) largest computing power OF ANY ORGANIZATION PUBLIC OR PRIVATE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, which is now paying dividends in things like the v12 update. That's just the beginning, he's already said that moving forward he will be generating all new updates using this approach and relying on Tesla's RAW COMPUTING HORSEPOWER that is basically unmatched in any industry, let alone by any of his direct competitors.
But anyway I'm sure all of the Jewish liberal Pumos smirking about how Elon is FUKT and Tesla is DUN HERE already knew all of that and factored it into their astute analysis about how it's all over.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47592914) |
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