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Least pozzed out non-catholic/orthodox denomination?
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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:21 AM Author: erotic doobsian marketing idea Sounds like elca lutherans are skinsuited. What are my other options?
Wife has an aversion to catholicism/orthodox. |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: Brindle violent corn cake haunted graveyard Your question contains the answer; since you know that ELCA Lutherans are totally skinsuited you probably also know that Confessional Lutherans are not. LCMS, WELS, ELS, CLC, a bunch smaller. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597560) |
Date: April 20th, 2024 9:28 AM Author: Aromatic old irish cottage My first suggestion is to beat your wife And make her reconsider her aversion. But any hyper-Calvinist church will do Just find whoever's holding signs at college. |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:33 AM Author: erotic doobsian marketing idea How do i tell which church near me is ,"hyper calvinist" thats not exactly something I can google (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597033) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:35 AM Author: Aromatic old irish cottage Most fundie baptists fit the bill, I think. Before you Google, can you beat your wife? |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:33 AM Author: odious rough-skinned toilet seat What is her aversion to those 2? It may inform the answer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597032) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:38 AM Author: erotic doobsian marketing idea She was brought up to call catholics "beads," and looks down on them, associates them with totemistic brown people/mexicans. More philosophically i think we both view the catholic church hierarchy as totally corrupt, morally and financially, and would prefer a teaching that allows for more personal interpretation. She could probably be persuaded if theres no other options.
I just want a church nearby that wont be pushing homosrxuality and transgenderism on my kids. |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:43 AM Author: odious rough-skinned toilet seat I can't keep all the Lutheran sects straight, but I know some of them are pretty based. I wouldn't go Baptist-- too dumb. Any Fundamentalist sect is based but also, again, dumb. Catholicism is like that IQ distribution meme-- sure a lot of dumbs, etc. but, at the high end, it is pretty credited. And who gives a shit about the hierarchy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597049) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:21 AM Author: Naked Curious Gas Station Twinkling Uncleanness "i think we both view the catholic church hierarchy as totally corrupt, morally and financially" well this part is cr at least. hie to nearest sede chapel. sspx might be ok too
if you really have to go protestant, confessional lutherans(LCMS is biggest in the US, there are others around in some regions) are the only non retard option. they dont ordain women.
i guess theres also those weird trad "anglican" places that arent associated with the episcopal church or CoE |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:30 AM Author: erotic doobsian marketing idea Ty lcms seems like an option (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597138) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: Brindle violent corn cake haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597562) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:47 PM Author: splenetic theater party of the first part https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd4tkiW94fk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597506) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:16 PM Author: Boyish flatulent gay wizard alpha Your wife seems racist. You can probably get the marriage annulled. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597863) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:41 AM Author: Translucent Pungent Stag Film Death Wish organized protestantism is faggot
just join a local baptist church or something |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:45 AM Author: shivering scourge upon the earth start your own (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597052) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:25 AM Author: pontificating know-it-all community account how far into the weeds of calvinist theology do you want to get here, OP? you could go to nearby presbyterian churches, see which HRE prince elector's court theologian's catechism they use, parse it to see if it's pozzed or not, then judge from there. as a lawfag, you should be well-equipped for major disputes about minor differences. or as stated above, you could beat your wife and go to a traditionalist catholic/orthodox church. gl either way, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597133) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:32 AM Author: cocky drab church crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597141) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:29 AM Author: erotic doobsian marketing idea How about a missouri synod lutheran church? Have they been skinsuited? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597136) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:31 AM Author: Glittery den "my wife told me what religion i can be"
wtf |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:32 AM Author: cocky drab church crotch tbf this is how many pagans were converted to Xtianity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597142) |
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Date: April 21st, 2024 7:24 AM Author: electric chest-beating jewess “anything to shut yo-make you happy, honey”: once and future primary driving force between human progress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47599312) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:27 AM Author: hairraiser box office How do I be non-pozzed (btw I am 100% committed to being pozzed) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597320) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:51 AM Author: wine laughsome station It's only russian orthodox. Priests gave out religious exemptions for vaccines like candy. If your priest won't do that, why bother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597380) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:00 PM Author: pontificating know-it-all community account because the tradition is intrinsically valuable and brings you closer to the light of god--towards the transcendental true, the beautiful, and the good--regardless of whatever gains or detriments it brings in this world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597397) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:26 PM Author: wine laughsome station Did you read the op? That's not where we are. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598535) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:19 PM Author: Boyish flatulent gay wizard alpha You don't need exemptions. Just tell the fags who think they have the right to ask that you don't want their damn shot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597870) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:26 PM Author: wine laughsome station Right but some of us have jobs'n shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598537) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: floppy casino sound barrier Assyrian Church of the East (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597531) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:07 PM Author: razzle rigor dingle berry Reformed probably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597548) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: bipolar step-uncle's house faggot firefighter there's only one church of christ. kneel to the holy father, heretic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597556) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:25 PM Author: crystalline fragrant philosopher-king dopamine LOL @ letting a woman tell you what religion you can be. Example # 6 million of how women aren't the issue, but weak men like the OP |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: supple place of business space cr also lol @ worshiping a jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597626) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: spectacular outnumbered love of her life I don't think "skinsuited" is the right word for ELCA. ELCA was formed in the 80's from a merger of 3 denominations. All three predecessor denominations began allowing the ordination of women in the 70's.
If you ask me, I think ELCA's stance on that issue has rendered them openly heretical since their inception.
Confessional Lutheran denominations (in the US this primarily means LCMS and WELS) are some of the least "pozzed" protestant denominations that you'll find. |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:20 PM Author: Naked Curious Gas Station Twinkling Uncleanness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597873) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:48 PM Author: Brindle violent corn cake haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598945) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:23 PM Author: Arousing Lay Weed Whacker Just check out some local non denominationals. If you're in a community that isn't all pozzed out it's just normal ppl who dont believe in trannyism and probably don't like beaners. Catholic church seems cool and stuff but I think there's way too much focus on a bunch of weird ancient rituals idk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597878) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 4:51 PM Author: cocky drab church crotch Not enough focus on weird ancient rituals imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598053) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 5:30 PM Author: Arousing Lay Weed Whacker tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598141) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 6:24 PM Author: Haunting set nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598263) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:29 PM Author: pontificating know-it-all community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598545) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:48 PM Author: Brindle violent corn cake haunted graveyard cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598947) |
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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:12 PM Author: Exciting azure public bath famous landscape painting Are there any SSPX options available if you do not have a physical Church nearby? |
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Date: April 21st, 2024 12:16 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy multi-billionaire Calvary chapel is a good one. Guess they are non-denominational. Def not skin suited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47599005) |
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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:02 AM Author: Naked Curious Gas Station Twinkling Uncleanness theyre a weird one. still generally pretty conservative despite a bunch of their early figures being hippies including homosexual lonnie frisbee who died from grids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47599354) |
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Date: April 21st, 2024 2:43 AM Author: Impertinent Resort LCMS is probably the most conservative of the main line Protestant churches. ECLA has gone shitlib. Can’t really say they are Lutheran anymore, maybe not even Christian. WELS is supposedly not shitlib too.
Anabaptists: Some of the mennonites are basically mainstream.
LDS if that’s your thing.
All the Presbyterians are shitlib. It’s all social justice. Anglican, Methodist, Quaker even are the same.
Most people in your situation go non-denominational or baptist, which are functionally the same thing.
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Date: April 21st, 2024 8:31 AM Author: erotic doobsian marketing idea The non denom/baptist churches ive seen are really fucking weird and frankly felt embarrassing just to attend. Totally undignified. People standing up and rapturing and shit. Seemed gay in its own way (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47599332) |
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Date: April 21st, 2024 11:24 AM Author: Impertinent Resort Never been to one, but they vary greatly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47599523) |
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Date: April 24th, 2024 8:32 PM Author: erotic doobsian marketing idea Need xoxo's wisdom as regards the presbyterian church.
Are they woke? Or is it like lutherans where theres a heretical branch and a straight branch? |
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Date: April 24th, 2024 8:53 PM Author: Naked Curious Gas Station Twinkling Uncleanness yes pcusa is pretty gay but pca and others like opc arent so much.
but ljl at presbyterian theology |
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Date: April 24th, 2024 10:40 PM Author: erotic doobsian marketing idea Fuck how about mainstream methodists? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47608099) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: Naked Curious Gas Station Twinkling Uncleanness lmao. i remember going to one(united methodist) a couple times in the 90s and even back then one of the "pastors" was a woman. drove by the place a few months ago and there was rainbow shit painted all over the parking lot and on the sign.
they might be almost as gay as episcopalians these days. not as evil though. episcopalian/anglican liturgy with the types of people they have dressed up as priests is an insane mockery of the real thing and basically a satanic ritual imo |
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Date: May 3rd, 2024 8:51 AM Author: erotic doobsian marketing idea Update: UMC officially came out as gay yesterday. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47630573) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:45 PM Author: erotic doobsian marketing idea How about the evangelical free church of america (efca) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47623200) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:47 PM Author: Razzmatazz alcoholic hunting ground The anabaptist thing founded in 2019 that MASE attends (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47623205) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2024 9:16 AM Author: comical pistol google non-denominational evangelical churches near you and click their beliefs statement on their website.
If they are pozzed there will be language about inclusion, marginalized people, LGBTQ etc.
if traditional, there will be copy paste statements like:
We believe that God formed man from the dust of the ground and breathed life into him (Gen. 2:7). God created men and women in His own image (Gen. 1:26), distinct in gender and roles (Gen. 1:27; 2:18, 21-24 1 Cor. 11:7-9; 1 Tim. 2:12-14), but equal in worth, dignity, and inheritance (1 Pet. 3:7, Gal. 3:28), with wonderful and permanent intention, (Ps. 139:13-16), in knowledge, righteousness, and holiness (Eccles. 7:29; Eph. 4:24), requiring of man the obedience that was God’s due (1 John 2:6). It was by willfully disobeying God that man fell into sin and misery (Gen. 2:17; Rom. 1:19-32).
We believe that God wonderfully and immutably creates each person as either male or female. These two distinct, complementary sexes together reflect the image and nature of God (Gen. 1:26-27). Rejection of one’s biological sex is a rejection of the image of God within that person.
We believe that the term “marriage” has only one meaning: the uniting of one man and one woman in a single, exclusive union, as delineated in Scripture (Gen. 2:18-25). We believe that God intends sexual intimacy to occur only between a man and a woman who are married to each other (1 Cor. 6:18; 7:2-5; Heb. 13:4). We believe that God has commanded that no intimate sexual activity be engaged in outside of a marriage between a man and a woman.
We believe that any form of sexual immorality (including adultery, fornication, homosexual behavior, bisexual conduct, bestiality, incest, or use of pornography) is sinful and offensive to God (Matt. 15:18- 20; 1 Cor. 6:9-10).
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