IRL would Colonel Nathan Jessup have been arrested right there on the spot?
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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:03 PM Author: Ocher flickering stage
tried a coke possession case once where the bf wanted to say it was his coke, not his hot gf's (my client).
put him on the stand and CRANKED up the melodrama, like only a shitlawyer can.
"You see these microphones everywhere, right? And that bailiff? You see the handcuffs on his belt? And you know youre in court, right? And you're here to make a confession? A felony? Punishable by five years in state prison? You are ready to do that?"
lol. I miss shitcrimlaw
Guy basically said, yeah im under oath it was my coke
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523252&forum_id=2#47625812) |
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