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whats an email girl?
| Internet-worthy cyan potus | 05/01/24 |
| hairless temple | 05/01/24 |
| Internet-worthy cyan potus | 05/01/24 |
| beady-eyed snowy multi-billionaire | 05/01/24 |
| Clear sound barrier range | 05/01/24 |
| beady-eyed snowy multi-billionaire | 05/01/24 |
| Internet-worthy cyan potus | 05/01/24 |
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| Internet-worthy cyan potus | 05/01/24 |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:11 PM Author: Internet-worthy cyan potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523768&forum_id=2#47626351) |
Date: May 1st, 2024 7:27 PM Author: hairless temple the girls at your company who get paid nearly as much as you to just send dumb emails (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523768&forum_id=2#47626381) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:28 PM Author: Internet-worthy cyan potus p sure they get paid to fuck the execs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523768&forum_id=2#47626390) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:39 PM Author: beady-eyed snowy multi-billionaire It's a girl whose 'work' consists of attending a handful of meetings a week and sending a few emails while not grabbing her various sugary drinks and snacks throughout the day.
Her calendar is an OCD display of color-coded 'busy' blocks that somehow translate to 'strategically planned coffee breaks.'
Her inbox is a carefully curated museum of CC’s and BCC’s, where actual productivity goes to die amidst a flurry of 'Just looping in...' and 'Kind regards.'
Each email sent is less about content and more about the art of appearing engaged while strategically avoiding any real responsibility. You’ll find her at the forefront of every minor decision-making process, suggesting edits that are as necessary as a screen door on a submarine.
She thrives in the habitat of meetings about meetings. Her skill at prolonging discussions about next steps is only matched by her ability to dodge actual tasks with a vague 'I’ll get back to you on that.'
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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:40 PM Author: Clear sound barrier range Email me, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523768&forum_id=2#47626412) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:42 PM Author: beady-eyed snowy multi-billionaire This term is actually outdated now since these girls now exclusively communicate over Slack / Teams / etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523768&forum_id=2#47626417) |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:41 PM Author: Internet-worthy cyan potus wow
assuming she doesn't get fired, will she quit when she gets married or will she keep job for vanity? |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:43 PM Author: beady-eyed snowy multi-billionaire Why surrender the perfect cover story for minimal effort? The job is her social camouflage, useful for warding off pesky questions about ambition or kids, while providing a convenient narrative of "having it all." Marriage might change her tax bracket but not her attachment to a role that demands little more than presence and the occasional reply-all. In this light, keeping the job isn’t about vanity; it’s strategic preservation of the easiest gig she’ll ever have.
The better question is -- will she get married when she already has this corporation taking care of her in exchange for nothing? |
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Date: May 1st, 2024 11:31 PM Author: Internet-worthy cyan potus you’re killing it itt, Nig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523768&forum_id=2#47626941) |