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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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turquoise bearded locus wrinkle
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
ocher halford range
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
yapping main people
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
bespoke pocket flask
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
yapping main people
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
bespoke pocket flask
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
turquoise bearded locus wrinkle
  05/05/24
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bespoke pocket flask
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
ocher halford range
  05/05/24
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yapping main people
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
Self-absorbed internet-worthy candlestick maker
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
Very tactful set
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
ocher halford range
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
cerebral base trust fund
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
turquoise bearded locus wrinkle
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
Idiotic stead
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
Deep wagecucks
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
Idiotic stead
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
multi-colored judgmental mood property
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
Idiotic stead
  05/06/24
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Hairraiser Coldplay Fan Parlor
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
supple piazza
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
cerebral base trust fund
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
Garnet fragrant ticket booth therapy
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
Chrome Vivacious Personal Credit Line
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
Lascivious Elastic Band
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
Idiotic stead
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
turquoise bearded locus wrinkle
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
cerebral base trust fund
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
twisted histrionic roommate chapel
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
yapping main people
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
Garnet fragrant ticket booth therapy
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
Rough-skinned liquid oxygen giraffe
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
Garnet fragrant ticket booth therapy
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
turquoise bearded locus wrinkle
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
Garnet fragrant ticket booth therapy
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
ocher halford range
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
Laughsome site
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
turquoise bearded locus wrinkle
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: turquoise bearded locus wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: ocher halford range

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: yapping main people

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: bespoke pocket flask

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: yapping main people

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: bespoke pocket flask

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: turquoise bearded locus wrinkle

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: bespoke pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: ocher halford range

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: yapping main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: Self-absorbed internet-worthy candlestick maker

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Very tactful set

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: ocher halford range

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: cerebral base trust fund

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: turquoise bearded locus wrinkle

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Idiotic stead

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Deep wagecucks

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Idiotic stead

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: multi-colored judgmental mood property

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Idiotic stead

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser Coldplay Fan Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: supple piazza

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: cerebral base trust fund

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: Garnet fragrant ticket booth therapy

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Chrome Vivacious Personal Credit Line

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Lascivious Elastic Band

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Idiotic stead

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: turquoise bearded locus wrinkle

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: cerebral base trust fund

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: twisted histrionic roommate chapel

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: yapping main people

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Garnet fragrant ticket booth therapy

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Rough-skinned liquid oxygen giraffe

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Garnet fragrant ticket booth therapy

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: turquoise bearded locus wrinkle

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Garnet fragrant ticket booth therapy

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: ocher halford range

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Laughsome site

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: turquoise bearded locus wrinkle

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)