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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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bipolar location
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
Marvelous opaque trailer park main people
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
bespoke henna public bath
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
turquoise lascivious liquid oxygen den
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
bespoke henna public bath
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
turquoise lascivious liquid oxygen den
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
bipolar location
  05/05/24
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turquoise lascivious liquid oxygen den
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
Marvelous opaque trailer park main people
  05/05/24
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bespoke henna public bath
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
mind-boggling topaz theater stage athletic conference
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
Harsh range
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
Marvelous opaque trailer park main people
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
deranged thriller dingle berry
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
bipolar location
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
Sick place of business space
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
Floppy Rambunctious Love Of Her Life Hospital
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
Sick place of business space
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
Bull Headed Know-it-all Stock Car
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
Sick place of business space
  05/06/24
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Gaped Step-uncle's House
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
Razzle pink half-breed cuckold
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
deranged thriller dingle berry
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
splenetic mint locus headpube
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
beady-eyed hissy fit
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
Bisexual Indigo Heaven
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
Sick place of business space
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
bipolar location
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
deranged thriller dingle berry
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
Excitant onyx chapel
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
bespoke henna public bath
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
splenetic mint locus headpube
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
Buff ceo bawdyhouse
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
splenetic mint locus headpube
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
bipolar location
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
splenetic mint locus headpube
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
Marvelous opaque trailer park main people
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
Vengeful duck-like mental disorder
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
bipolar location
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: bipolar location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Marvelous opaque trailer park main people

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: bespoke henna public bath

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: turquoise lascivious liquid oxygen den

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: bespoke henna public bath

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: turquoise lascivious liquid oxygen den

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: bipolar location

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: turquoise lascivious liquid oxygen den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Marvelous opaque trailer park main people

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: bespoke henna public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: mind-boggling topaz theater stage athletic conference

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Harsh range

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Marvelous opaque trailer park main people

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: deranged thriller dingle berry

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: bipolar location

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Sick place of business space

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Floppy Rambunctious Love Of Her Life Hospital

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Sick place of business space

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: Bull Headed Know-it-all Stock Car

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Sick place of business space

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Gaped Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Razzle pink half-breed cuckold

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: deranged thriller dingle berry

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: splenetic mint locus headpube

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed hissy fit

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Bisexual Indigo Heaven

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Sick place of business space

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: bipolar location

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: deranged thriller dingle berry

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Excitant onyx chapel

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: bespoke henna public bath

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: splenetic mint locus headpube

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Buff ceo bawdyhouse

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: splenetic mint locus headpube

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: bipolar location

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: splenetic mint locus headpube

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Marvelous opaque trailer park main people

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Vengeful duck-like mental disorder

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: bipolar location

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)