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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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Drunken pit
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
Cerise doctorate
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
Vibrant out-of-control sanctuary fortuitous meteor
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
Maroon glittery chapel
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
Vibrant out-of-control sanctuary fortuitous meteor
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
Maroon glittery chapel
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
Drunken pit
  05/05/24
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Maroon glittery chapel
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
Cerise doctorate
  05/05/24
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Vibrant out-of-control sanctuary fortuitous meteor
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
floppy crimson double fault newt
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
domesticated saffron cuck address
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
Cerise doctorate
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
Sable 180 Church Building
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
Drunken pit
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
Excitant Black Woman Garrison
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
iridescent gaped field mediation
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
Excitant Black Woman Garrison
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
Hairraiser Silver Brunch Jew
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
Excitant Black Woman Garrison
  05/06/24
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effete ebony main people
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
Disgusting Cracking Meetinghouse Gay Wizard
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
Sable 180 Church Building
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
dun concupiscible genital piercing factory reset button
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
violent aromatic principal's office pistol
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
disturbing comical private investor
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
Excitant Black Woman Garrison
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
Drunken pit
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
Sable 180 Church Building
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
painfully honest rough-skinned indian lodge
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
Vibrant out-of-control sanctuary fortuitous meteor
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
dun concupiscible genital piercing factory reset button
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
rose rigor
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
dun concupiscible genital piercing factory reset button
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
Drunken pit
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
dun concupiscible genital piercing factory reset button
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
Cerise doctorate
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
Stirring Coffee Pot
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
Drunken pit
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Drunken pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Cerise doctorate

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: Vibrant out-of-control sanctuary fortuitous meteor

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Maroon glittery chapel

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Vibrant out-of-control sanctuary fortuitous meteor

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Maroon glittery chapel

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: Drunken pit

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Maroon glittery chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Cerise doctorate

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Vibrant out-of-control sanctuary fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: floppy crimson double fault newt

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: domesticated saffron cuck address

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Cerise doctorate

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Sable 180 Church Building

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Drunken pit

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Excitant Black Woman Garrison

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: iridescent gaped field mediation

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Excitant Black Woman Garrison

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: Hairraiser Silver Brunch Jew

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Excitant Black Woman Garrison

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: effete ebony main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Disgusting Cracking Meetinghouse Gay Wizard

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: Sable 180 Church Building

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: dun concupiscible genital piercing factory reset button

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: violent aromatic principal's office pistol

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: disturbing comical private investor

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Excitant Black Woman Garrison

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: Drunken pit

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Sable 180 Church Building

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: painfully honest rough-skinned indian lodge

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Vibrant out-of-control sanctuary fortuitous meteor

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: dun concupiscible genital piercing factory reset button

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: rose rigor

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: dun concupiscible genital piercing factory reset button

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Drunken pit

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: dun concupiscible genital piercing factory reset button

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Cerise doctorate

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Stirring Coffee Pot

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: Drunken pit

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)