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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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electric maroon voyeur
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
Stimulating Church
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
Ruddy Underhanded Cruise Ship Turdskin
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
floppy brindle persian theater
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
Ruddy Underhanded Cruise Ship Turdskin
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
floppy brindle persian theater
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
electric maroon voyeur
  05/05/24
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floppy brindle persian theater
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
Stimulating Church
  05/05/24
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Ruddy Underhanded Cruise Ship Turdskin
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
beady-eyed messiness
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
green field macaca
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
Stimulating Church
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
Sickened school
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
electric maroon voyeur
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
Violent bistre forum elastic band
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
grizzly juggernaut gas station
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
Violent bistre forum elastic band
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
Abusive lay potus
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
Violent bistre forum elastic band
  05/06/24
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Stubborn overrated giraffe
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
azure associate office
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
Sickened school
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
Dull Toaster
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
Concupiscible duck-like kitty
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
rose hell
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
Violent bistre forum elastic band
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
electric maroon voyeur
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
Sickened school
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
vibrant sienna mental disorder
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
Ruddy Underhanded Cruise Ship Turdskin
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
Dull Toaster
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
Irradiated autistic institution
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
Dull Toaster
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
electric maroon voyeur
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
Dull Toaster
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
Stimulating Church
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
Onyx Low-t Casino
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
electric maroon voyeur
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: electric maroon voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Stimulating Church

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: Ruddy Underhanded Cruise Ship Turdskin

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: floppy brindle persian theater

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Ruddy Underhanded Cruise Ship Turdskin

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: floppy brindle persian theater

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: electric maroon voyeur

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: floppy brindle persian theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Stimulating Church

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Ruddy Underhanded Cruise Ship Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: beady-eyed messiness

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: green field macaca

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Stimulating Church

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Sickened school

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: electric maroon voyeur

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Violent bistre forum elastic band

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: grizzly juggernaut gas station

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Violent bistre forum elastic band

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: Abusive lay potus

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Violent bistre forum elastic band

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Stubborn overrated giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: azure associate office

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: Sickened school

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: Dull Toaster

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible duck-like kitty

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: rose hell

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Violent bistre forum elastic band

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: electric maroon voyeur

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Sickened school

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: vibrant sienna mental disorder

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Ruddy Underhanded Cruise Ship Turdskin

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Dull Toaster

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Irradiated autistic institution

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Dull Toaster

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: electric maroon voyeur

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Dull Toaster

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Stimulating Church

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Onyx Low-t Casino

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: electric maroon voyeur

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)