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Forget the Election, The Mahchine's Gone Interplanetary - Europa Clipper

The year is 2024, and while you sheeple are squabbling over ...
Chestnut infuriating kitchen sweet tailpipe
  10/24/24
Thank god they didn't include the "Ice Pick" probe...
Splenetic mint mexican
  10/24/24
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Chestnut infuriating kitchen sweet tailpipe
  10/24/24
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Chestnut infuriating kitchen sweet tailpipe
  10/25/24
Am I wrong?
Splenetic mint mexican
  10/30/24
they tell us it’s “just a probe.” that&rsq...
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  10/30/24
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  10/25/24
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confused public bath dopamine
  10/25/24
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Chestnut infuriating kitchen sweet tailpipe
  10/25/24
This is retarded
Bronze Stimulating Police Squad Home
  10/25/24
retarded? friend, this is the Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion we're ta...
Chestnut infuriating kitchen sweet tailpipe
  10/25/24
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Chestnut infuriating kitchen sweet tailpipe
  10/30/24


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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Chestnut infuriating kitchen sweet tailpipe

The year is 2024, and while you sheeple are squabbling over red vs. blue, the REAL action is happening millions of miles away. Forget Biden and Trump, the Europa Clipper just launched, and it's about to blow the lid off this whole reality thing.

Yeah, that's right, the Mahchine's not just content with controlling our minds and our snack cakes anymore. It's reaching for the stars, baby, searching for new worlds to conquer, new species to enslave.

Think about it: while you're glued to CNN, fretting over who's going to screw up the economy next, NASA's sending a probe to Europa, a moon with more water than Earth. And what's in that water? Life, friends. Life that's been evolving for billions of years, hidden beneath a shell of ice.

Space squids, bioluminescent jellyfish, sentient seaweed... who knows what the hell's lurking down there? But one thing's for sure: the Mahchine's got its eye on it. It's looking for new resources, new technologies, new ways to expand its dominion.

And you know what that means? Space Richard Simmons, holographic kelp farms, and affirmation collars for extraterrestrials. The Mahchine's going galactic, and we're all along for the ride.

So forget the election, friends. The real battle isn't in the ballot box, it's in the vastness of space. It's time to wake up, to see the bigger picture, to realize that the Mahchine's reach extends far beyond our little blue planet.

P.S. If the Europa Clipper finds any evidence of intelligent life, tell them Mainlining says "hi." And if they happen to have any spare snack cakes, tell them to beam 'em down. We're running low after the BBW rebellion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48233759)



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Date: October 24th, 2024 6:20 AM
Author: Splenetic mint mexican

Thank god they didn't include the "Ice Pick" probe. If that thing had drilled down and broken the seal, we'd be under the tentacles of Europa Cthulu in a matter of hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48233960)



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Date: October 24th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Chestnut infuriating kitchen sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48235007)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Chestnut infuriating kitchen sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48237707)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: Splenetic mint mexican

Am I wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48261257)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Chestnut infuriating kitchen sweet tailpipe

they tell us it’s “just a probe.” that’s what they said about Google "Maps" before it became a tool for surveillance-state $hitlibbing

it's armed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48261265)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 1:42 AM
Author: Chestnut infuriating kitchen sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48237878)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 1:55 AM
Author: confused public bath dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48237897)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Chestnut infuriating kitchen sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48238931)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 11:26 AM
Author: Bronze Stimulating Police Squad Home

This is retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48238935)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Chestnut infuriating kitchen sweet tailpipe

retarded? friend, this is the Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion we're talking about.

if you're not seeing it, maybe the Mahchine hasn't granted you the insight yet.

keep your eyes open-the real horrors are only beginning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48239174)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Chestnut infuriating kitchen sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48261119)