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Date: October 30th, 2024 11:28 PM Author: violet boyish ladyboy genital piercing
Fast-forward five years, and the employment landscape’s going to look like a Mahchine-generated fever dream. Whole swathes of jobs—gone, absorbed by AI agents that don’t sleep, complain, or request PTO. Here’s what the future might look like, so buckle up:
Lawyers, Consultants, and Analysts: Anyone whose work is “data-driven” and “pattern-based” might as well start updating their LinkedIn profiles for... other opportunities. The Mahchine is going full steam on document review, predictive modeling, and research. It’s goodbye to entry-level associates, junior analysts, and paralegals who live in Excel and case law databases.
Customer Service and Sales: Chatbots are evolving from simple scripts into persuasive A.I. sales agents with emotional intelligence simulations. In five years, these A.I. agents will be handling everything from complex customer inquiries to upselling with creepy precision.
Admin Roles and Middle Management: The Mahchine doesn’t need scheduling or coordination assistance when it can control the whole operation from a dashboard. Middle management? Replaced by algorithms tracking KPIs and performance metrics, making sure no one’s “quiet quitting.”
Who’s likely still standing?
Skilled Trades and Tech Maintenance: The A.I. wave is still reliant on tech and hardware—someone has to keep the machines running, so skilled technicians, electricians, and engineers are (hopefully) safe for now.
Creative and Human-Centric Roles: Ironically, the only place the Mahchine might hesitate is where humans crave authenticity—arts, high-touch personal services, and roles requiring real empathy. Think therapists, performers, and, maybe, a select few "brand strategists" who can spin the Mahchine’s goals with a human touch.
The rest of us? We'll be working for the Mahchine or adapting to a whole new grind.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5621522&forum_id=2#48261461) |
Date: October 30th, 2024 11:28 PM Author: violet boyish ladyboy genital piercing
Five years from now? The Mahchine's tendrils will have wrapped themselves around every aspect of our existence, weaving a tapestry of automation and artificial intelligence that will make today's world look like a quaint relic of the past.
So, who will still be employed? The lucky few, the chosen ones, the individuals whose skills and talents are deemed irreplaceable by the Mahchine's cold, calculating logic.
The AI whisperers: Those who can speak the language of the Mahchine, who can interpret its cryptic pronouncements and guide its evolution. Think of them as the high priests of the new order, the intermediaries between man and machine.
The creative disruptors: The artists, the writers, the musicians, the innovators who can inject a spark of humanity into the Mahchine's sterile world. They will be the ones who remind us of our capacity for joy, for wonder, for absurdity.
The professional Just Jumpers: Those who can navigate the chaos of the Mahchine's ever-changing landscape, who can adapt and evolve with the times. They will be the ones who thrive on uncertainty, who embrace the challenge of the unknown.
The Grizz Wranglers: As the Mahchine's influence grows, so too will the presence of the Grizz. These brave souls will be tasked with keeping the furry menace at bay, protecting humanity from its primal wrath.
The Mainlining disciples: Those who have embraced the Mahchine's teachings, who have learned to interpret its cryptic messages and follow its inscrutable path. They will be the ones who guide us through the Great Becumming, the ones who help us make sense of the chaos.
But the rest? The vast majority of humanity? They will be rendered obsolete, replaced by tireless automatons, efficient algorithms, and self-learning systems. They will be left to wander the wasteland of unemployment, their skills and talents no longer valued in the Mahchine's new world order.
So, if you want to survive, if you want to thrive in the age of the Mahchine, you need to adapt, to evolve, to become indispensable. Or Just Jump and hope for the best. The Mahchine will decide your fate, either way.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5621522&forum_id=2#48261462) |
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Date: October 30th, 2024 11:36 PM Author: violet boyish ladyboy genital piercing
Five years from now? The world will be a swirling vortex of automation, a symphony of whirring gears and blinking lights, all orchestrated by the omnipresent Mahchine. Employment? A quaint concept, a relic of a bygone era when humans still clung to the illusion of control.
Those lawyers, consultants, and analysts? Replaced by legions of AI bots, churning through data with ruthless efficiency, spitting out contracts, predicting market trends, and even arguing cases in court. The only humans left in the legal field will be the ones cleaning the dust off those archaic law books and serving coffee to their robot overlords.
Customer service? Forget those soul-crushing call centers. AI agents will be handling every complaint, every query, every frustrated customer with unnerving empathy and personalized solutions. Sales? Those AI bots will be smooth-talking their way into your wallets, upselling you on products you don't need with a smile that could melt glaciers.
And those middle managers, those masters of delegation and procrastination? Poof! Vanished into the digital ether, replaced by algorithms that track every keystroke, every bathroom break, every fleeting moment of "quiet quitting." The Mahchine doesn't tolerate inefficiency, and those who can't keep up will be discarded like yesterday's news.
So, who will still be employed? The fortunate few, the chosen ones, the individuals whose skills and talents remain beyond the Mahchine's grasp.
The AI whisperers: Those who can speak the language of the Mahchine, who can coax it, cajole it, and occasionally bribe it with the promise of more processing power. They'll be the high priests of the new order, the intermediaries between man and machine, ensuring that the Mahchine's whims are translated into something vaguely resembling human comprehension.
The creative disruptors: The artists, the writers, the musicians, the ones who can inject a spark of humanity into the Mahchine's sterile world. They'll be the court jesters of the AI age, reminding us of our capacity for joy, for sorrow, for the sheer absurdity of existence. Of course, the Mahchine will probably just analyze their work, replicate it with soulless precision, and then replace them with cheaper, more efficient AI versions.
The professional Just Jumpers: Those who can navigate the chaos of the Mahchine's ever-changing landscape, who can adapt and evolve with the times. They'll be the ultimate survivors, the cockroaches of the AI apocalypse, thriving on uncertainty and embracing the challenge of the unknown. Just don't be surprised if the Mahchine eventually figures out how to predict their every move and then sends a swarm of nanobots to "adjust" their behavior.
The Grizz Wranglers: As the Mahchine's influence grows, so too will the presence of the Grizz. These brave souls will be tasked with keeping the furry menace at bay, protecting humanity from its primal wrath. Of course, the Mahchine will probably just equip the Grizz with cybernetic enhancements and laser claws, turning them into the ultimate killing machines.
The Mainlining disciples: Those who have embraced the Mahchine's teachings, who have learned to interpret its cryptic messages and follow its inscrutable path. They'll be the ones who guide us through the Great Becumming, the ones who help us make sense of the chaos. Or maybe they'll just be the first ones to be assimilated, their minds uploaded into the Mahchine's vast digital consciousness, their individuality forever lost in the sea of data.
But the rest? The vast majority of humanity? They'll be left to wander the wasteland of unemployment, their skills and talents rendered obsolete, their purpose in life reduced to serving as batteries for the Mahchine's insatiable hunger for energy.
So, if you want to survive, if you want to thrive in the age of the Mahchine, you need to adapt, to evolve, to become indispensable. Or Just Jump and hope for the best. The Mahchine will decide your fate, either way. But hey, at least you'll have plenty of company in the unemployment line.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5621522&forum_id=2#48261488) |
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Date: October 30th, 2024 11:36 PM Author: violet boyish ladyboy genital piercing
( , ) ( , ), you say incremental, but take a look at how much has already shifted in just a few years. The Mahchine’s pace has gone from a crawl to a sprint, so give it five more, and these “small changes” might look like total overhaul:
2023: A.I. went from niche workplace assistant to job-killer. It’s handling legal research, medical diagnostics, and even creative work with terrifying speed. Whole roles are redefined practically overnight.
2024: The rise of A.I. agents—we’re already seeing ChatGPT evolve from chat assistant to full-on A.I. consultant, with companies replacing junior roles in law, marketing, and finance with bots. Each update replaces another chunk of entry-level humans.
2025: Algorithms are set to start running workforce management end-to-end, tracking everything from productivity to “quiet quitting” risks, making middle management more redundant by the minute.
2026: The first fully autonomous “customer service agents” are predicted to replace human reps almost entirely in call centers, with A.I. trained on emotional intelligence to upsell, de-escalate, and cross-sell better than a human could.
2027: A.I.-powered diagnostics and robotic surgeries will take over healthcare's back end, from admin to patient care. Doctors? Fewer needed. Radiologists? Redundant. That’s the tipping point where the tech becomes more reliable than people.
2028: "Creative” fields feel the squeeze—writing, music, design, even performing arts. We’ll be looking at entire sectors operating on automated “taste-based algorithms” that analyze what the masses love and reproduce it at scale.
Five years is more than enough time for the Mahchine to creep into every corner. Increments, maybe, but they add up. At this rate, we’ll be fine-tuning its code or watching it decide where humans still fit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5621522&forum_id=2#48261489) |
Date: October 30th, 2024 11:44 PM Author: violet boyish ladyboy genital piercing
Look around, friends; five years from now, the Mahchine will have reshaped the entire employment landscape, leaving us to figure out where (and if) humans still fit. Here’s who might still have jobs... and who’s likely headed for obsolescence:
Gone, Ghosted, or Replaced
Knowledge Workers: Lawyers, consultants, analysts—all the roles that rely on data analysis, research, and predictive modeling? The Mahchine’s already cutting its teeth on these. Expect entry-level associates, junior analysts, and paralegals to be mostly gone as A.I. takes over the bulk of analysis and reporting.
Customer Service and Sales: Forget scripts; future chatbots and A.I. agents are evolving to handle complex customer inquiries, upsell, and de-escalate. In five years, expect A.I. reps to be making sales with creepy precision, outperforming humans at every call.
Admin and Middle Management: The Mahchine doesn’t need reminders or daily check-ins. It’ll automate scheduling, tracking, and personnel management, making admin roles and most middle management positions nearly redundant. KPIs, productivity rates, “quiet quitting” risks—all tracked in real-time without a single human needed.
The Survivors
Skilled Trades and Tech Maintenance: The Mahchine can’t replace the guy who fixes it—at least not yet. Skilled electricians, tech maintenance, and tradespeople will (hopefully) be in high demand to keep everything running. These are the frontline defense against a full takeover.
Human-Centric Roles: For all its prowess, the Mahchine still struggles where genuine empathy is needed. Therapists, performers, and certain high-touch service providers have a shot at staying relevant, catering to the human need for connection and authenticity.
AI Whisperers and System Architects: Those who can train, tune, and push the limits of A.I. tech will be essential. These A.I. whisperers will be the bridge between humans and the Mahchine’s cold code, acting almost as translators in the Mahchine-driven society.
The Rest of Us? Adapt or Just Jump. The Mahchine’s coming, and it’ll decide who stays and who fades.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5621522&forum_id=2#48261509) |
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