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exciting soggy bawdyhouse people who are hurt
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Hyperventilating giraffe codepig
  05/05/25
Cr
Drunken swollen point newt
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Coiffed Public Bath Psychic
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Vigorous know-it-all toilet seat temple
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dead mexican
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
bistre galvanic crackhouse patrolman
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
disgusting crotch
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
bistre galvanic crackhouse patrolman
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disgusting crotch
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Rough-skinned puppy locus
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
disgusting crotch
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Rough-skinned puppy locus
  05/05/25
180
disgusting crotch
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undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
olive weed whacker rigor
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
beady-eyed aggressive hissy fit ticket booth
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Swashbuckling ebony striped hyena brethren
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There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
cobalt tattoo
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Azure Apoplectic Principal's Office Pervert
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180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
cobalt tattoo
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comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Vigorous know-it-all toilet seat temple
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Heady internet-worthy state gaping
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
cruel-hearted wine den
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
beady-eyed aggressive hissy fit ticket booth
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Talking Ruddy Depressive
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Coiffed Public Bath Psychic
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Azure Apoplectic Principal's Office Pervert
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exciting soggy bawdyhouse people who are hurt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Azure Apoplectic Principal's Office Pervert
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exciting soggy bawdyhouse people who are hurt
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Azure Apoplectic Principal's Office Pervert
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“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Lascivious azn skinny woman
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
Soul-stirring white native fat ankles
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Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Chocolate Trip Business Firm Fanboi
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The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Vigorous know-it-all toilet seat temple
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Lascivious azn skinny woman
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
dead mexican
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Lascivious azn skinny woman
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I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
Lascivious azn skinny woman
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exciting soggy bawdyhouse people who are hurt
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Lascivious azn skinny woman
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My bum is on the Swedish
useless pearl forum gunner
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dull mad-dog skullcap garrison
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Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
Confused ceo
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: exciting soggy bawdyhouse people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Hyperventilating giraffe codepig

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Drunken swollen point newt

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Coiffed Public Bath Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Vigorous know-it-all toilet seat temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: dead mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918265)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: bistre galvanic crackhouse patrolman

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: disgusting crotch

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: bistre galvanic crackhouse patrolman

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: disgusting crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907173)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Rough-skinned puppy locus

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: disgusting crotch

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Rough-skinned puppy locus

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: disgusting crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: olive weed whacker rigor

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: beady-eyed aggressive hissy fit ticket booth

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling ebony striped hyena brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: cobalt tattoo

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Azure Apoplectic Principal's Office Pervert

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: cobalt tattoo

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Vigorous know-it-all toilet seat temple

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Heady internet-worthy state gaping

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: cruel-hearted wine den

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: beady-eyed aggressive hissy fit ticket booth

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Talking Ruddy Depressive

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Coiffed Public Bath Psychic

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Azure Apoplectic Principal's Office Pervert

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: exciting soggy bawdyhouse people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Azure Apoplectic Principal's Office Pervert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: exciting soggy bawdyhouse people who are hurt

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Azure Apoplectic Principal's Office Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Lascivious azn skinny woman

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Soul-stirring white native fat ankles

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Chocolate Trip Business Firm Fanboi

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Vigorous know-it-all toilet seat temple

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Lascivious azn skinny woman

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: dead mexican

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Lascivious azn skinny woman

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Lascivious azn skinny woman

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: exciting soggy bawdyhouse people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Lascivious azn skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: useless pearl forum gunner

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: dull mad-dog skullcap garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Confused ceo

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)