Date: June 10th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Silver theater shitlib
https://nypost.com/2025/06/08/sports/estranged-wife-of-ravens-lineman-denies-adultery-claims/
pros: youre like 6'5'' or something and could throw the average human through a wall. technically you play in the nfl which would be cool. you make like the league minimum which is good money for normal people. you get to be 26 again if youre older.
cons: you have to be married to and then divorce the gross woman in the photo, deal with all that shit and divide all of your "assets" that you got to keep after taxes. youre 150 lbs overweight.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5735600&forum_id=2#49001786)