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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Can someone provide cliffs on this cell phone bomb thing? |
09/17/24 |
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"die for Israel u got to die for Israel" (to 311 Come Original) |
09/17/24 |
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it's absolutely insane what's been done to this country |
09/17/24 |
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EVERYONE - u don't need to worry about ur cell phone being blown up as long as |
09/17/24 |
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So now governments can blow up cell phones and EV cars? |
09/17/24 |
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are we gonna not talk about WTF why do people still use pagers? |
09/17/24 |
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condolences to puff daddy's family on his impending suicide |
09/17/24 |
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me, spritezero, and acp (xoxo) |
09/17/24 |
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Microsoft lays off 650 Xbox workers |
09/17/24 |
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🚨🚨🚨P DIDDY INDICTMENT PDF - SOMEBODY ABOUT TO HOLD HIM DOWN🚨🚨🚨 |
09/17/24 |
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"Jews control EVERYTHING!" *skeptical look * * pager explodes * |
09/17/24 |
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Wtf did Israel literally put explosives in every new pager sold in Lebanon? |
09/17/24 |
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180 Israel makes every Hezbollah fighter's pager explode (link) |
09/17/24 |
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should i get a Dell or Mac Air? |
09/17/24 |
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🚨🚨🚨 P DIDDY JAILED!!!!!!1!!1!ONE! 🚨🚨🚨 |
09/17/24 |
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TRUMP: "I WILL REINSTATE SALT DEDUCTION (which I got rid of)!" |
09/17/24 |
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jcm rating poasters as works of entertainment |
09/17/24 |
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Jason Kelce a nervous nellie on MNF! Joe Buck dadded him around what a fraud |
09/17/24 |
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Americans are increasingly too poor to afford HOMEOWNER'S INSURANCE: |
09/17/24 |
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It really is some End of Roman Republic shit that there is NO potus right now |
09/17/24 |
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This is what Washington Monument will look like after Kamala is POTUS |
09/17/24 |
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i want to dyke it out w kamala harris |
09/17/24 |
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SALT deduction coming back under Trump! (Link) |
09/17/24 |
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Breaking: Turns out I am NOT gay. |
09/17/24 |
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"The pager is blowing their nuts off." "Give them two pagers." |
09/17/24 |
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TSINAH Filing TCPA Class Action Suit Against Mossad |
09/17/24 |
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ITT we speculate what was texted to the pagers to make them explode |
09/17/24 |
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You're high key in my ass my guy |
09/17/24 |
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Trump reaches new high in 538 odds |
09/17/24 |
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"Yeah it's a Hezbollah pager situation" ur Tinder date texted her friends |
09/17/24 |
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i wouldn't sell my big bag of nembutal for $1m |
09/17/24 |
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Im a SHAFT SNIFFER, a little BALL BONOBO |
09/17/24 |
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Better movie, The Cell or Cube? |
09/17/24 |
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found mpa's dating diary |
09/17/24 |
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Caitlin Clark is my classy queen |
09/17/24 |
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Controversy as Bloc Quebecois MP Louis-Philippe Sauvé may face RICO charges |
09/17/24 |
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Pager attack victim: "I still unload." |
09/17/24 |
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Seinfeld scene about exploding pagers (season 2) |
09/17/24 |
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Going to XO OHIO this weekend for a BUCKEYE game (RSF) |
09/17/24 |
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"the soul patch is non negotiable" (mpa's hinge profile) |
09/17/24 |
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FINAL DEATH COUNT FOR LEBANON PAGER ATTACKS: 8 DEAD 2800 INJURED |
09/17/24 |
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george20 watching the eagles game: "THAT was the tush push???!!!" |
09/17/24 |
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Anytime to know about working at Citi? Thinking about taking an offer |
09/17/24 |
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i don't understand the widespread acceptance of t-shirts in public |
09/17/24 |
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Tesla Nightmare - LJL at morons driving these deathtraps |
09/17/24 |
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How much you want to bet the Israelis will bill the widows for the pager bill? |
09/17/24 |
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Tesla FSD literally drives me 99% of the time for just $100/month |
09/17/24 |
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Rashida Jones quit Twitter the day Johnsmeyer retired |
09/17/24 |
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FBI: "Why'd you shoot?" Blue-haired freak: "Because Trump threatens democracy." |
09/17/24 |
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Board olds, describe the hype/marketing which accompanied "Batman Forever" (1995 |
09/17/24 |
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pager blew off his balls >>> chimp ripped off his face, right? |
09/17/24 |
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watched The Firm for the first time last night. haha wow holy shit |
09/17/24 |
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To be fair, "Oh teehee you have a tesla?" *pussy shrivels up and falls off* |
09/17/24 |
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New Israeli lithium batteries last for the rest of your life |
09/17/24 |
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POLL: Is Israel a terrorist state? |
09/17/24 |
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*acp jerking his little jewpeen in the corner as spritezero tightens jcms leash* |
09/17/24 |
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sir, can you please pound my butt harder? thanks and sorry to bother. |
09/17/24 |
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given the stakes for Trump, seems weird he's not trying harder |
09/17/24 |
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feels like I'm taking insanity pills |
09/17/24 |
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so it's confirmed that all cell phones contain an explosive charge, right? |
09/17/24 |
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*lines up to CONTRA DANCE* |
09/17/24 |
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eric adams on diddy's sex slave ring: "nobody's perfect" (nypost) |
09/17/24 |
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Tennis Rules That Should Be Changed #tennis |
09/17/24 |
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Crying Game reveal except its mpa's wedding night |
09/17/24 |
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If one more person says “it is what it is” to me I’m treating it as a self |
09/17/24 |
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Does anyone have a list of TOMMY TURDSKIN MONIKERS? |
09/17/24 |
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🚨 Hitler confirmed dead 🚨 |
09/17/24 |
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"Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I hate niggers too. Hold on, I'm getting a page." |
09/17/24 |
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Clicking dead links from a 10-year-old thread |
09/17/24 |
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Modern (American, western) men have no self-respect. It’s a crisis. |
09/17/24 |
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Would you leave your wife if you found out she had a crush? |
09/17/24 |
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people often tell me my IQ is low |
09/17/24 |
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How would California know that a business paid me? |
09/17/24 |
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Feb 2025: They're not Haitians. They're Americans. |
09/17/24 |
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AutoAdmit, a psychiatric hospital abandoned by head psychiatrist rachmiel |
09/17/24 |
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it’s not surprising. |
09/17/24 |
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*doesn't check news for another month after learning of exploding chargers* |
09/17/24 |
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Do people Fuck at Burning Man? |
09/17/24 |
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ITT: Predict the new wars for 2025 if Trump loses |
09/17/24 |
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am I living in the twilight zone for thinking Trump's going to win |
09/17/24 |
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Sport rules that should be changed |
09/17/24 |
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Funny article in NYT a few days ago about the two CEOs of Disney feuding |
09/17/24 |
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The Arab/Israel conflict has a certain Roadrunner/Wile E. Coyote dynamic to it |
09/17/24 |
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180 are country redneck xo poster showing his support for palestine |
09/17/24 |
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"no we stop being pro life when the cell globs morph into hungry venezuelans" |
09/17/24 |
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Friendly Reminder: The lies you tell yourself 👀 are the most dangerous |
09/17/24 |
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Real talk: If you own a 'phone' or keep one near your body, you're retarded |
09/17/24 |
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Arrested Development gag where it turns out the Bluths sold pagers to Lebanon |
09/17/24 |
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You ever watch a white boomer interact with a brown service worker |
09/17/24 |
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The Economist model has Trump with his biggest lead ever |
09/17/24 |
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Harris vs. Trump Polls: Kamala’s Debate Bounce Emerges |
09/17/24 |
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500 Hezbollah Fighters Brainstorming New Excuses to Leave Party Early |
09/17/24 |
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we're going to see record low turnout this election and that will benefit Trump |
09/17/24 |
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I would vote for Trump if he lowered the coconut shrimp prices at Costco 2 bucks |
09/17/24 |
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LOL that megapoasters absent for years will "check in" then poast 8 hr/day |
09/17/24 |
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Nintendo won the gen? |
09/17/24 |
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Going to go out on a limb and say Trump wins |
09/17/24 |
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"we trust jews now!" (xo poaster citing nate silver's outlier projection) |
09/17/24 |
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"All the kids are brown (alll the kids are brown), and/or fucking gay.." |
09/17/24 |
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Apparently Rome the city never noticed the decline of the empire |
09/17/24 |
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The nation will be tarnished forever if Kamala actually wins |
09/17/24 |
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Saudi TV: 500+ Hezbollah members lost all vision in beeper attack |
09/17/24 |
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if it's 270-268 for Trump then an elector will be bribed/killed hth |
09/17/24 |
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Finally, a daily compilation of the rus KIA |
09/17/24 |
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MSM: women who dress like sluts deserve to be raped (link) |
09/17/24 |
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Today was the largest mass-circumcision event since Genesis 31. |
09/17/24 |
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TRUMP: everyone gets 2 free buffets and $50 free slot play at Trump Casino |
09/17/24 |
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TRUMP: I will make sure nobody drives slow in the left lane ever again! |
09/17/24 |
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TRUMP: every American will get $10,000 Trumpbuck payments weekly when I'm POTUS |
09/17/24 |
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Actual Romans got conquered by "Byzantines" and hated their shitchristianity |
09/17/24 |
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TRUMP: I will make sure that it never rains on weekends when I am POTUS |
09/17/24 |
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DONNA ADELSON TRIAL: Jury Selection and Review |
09/17/24 |
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TRUMP: I will cut your CAR INSURANCE in half, eat shit Flo! |
09/17/24 |
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The Militant Penis Amputations |
09/17/24 |
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good morning |
09/17/24 |
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People who claim "Rome" lasted until the 15th century are the biggest losers |
09/17/24 |
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Rashida Jones now instructing all staff to go back to sticky buns. |
09/17/24 |
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How many 8+” cocks have been up the avg law shrew’s stench trench? |
09/17/24 |
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Wow try saying or typing "the politicth of perthuasion" - cant do it w/o lisping |
09/17/24 |
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Sad to see my kids grow up |
09/17/24 |
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So an entire generation of Hezbollah terrorists are now infertile? |
09/17/24 |
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we're costco guys. these kirkland brand pagers get a big...BOOOOOOOM. |
09/17/24 |
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There's no fucking way Kamala is winning |
09/17/24 |
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extremely based Fuentes rant |
09/17/24 |
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2 jobs in "america" entertainment & ditch digging |
09/17/24 |
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Parks & Rec ep where Aubrey Plaza and Rashida Jones lez out for Amazon execs |
09/17/24 |
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TT's trolling for Kamala is truly pathetic |
09/17/24 |
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‘There’s no way that will work,’ Bond laughed at Q. |
09/17/24 |
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Pagers supplied by secretive Mossad division known only as 'JQ Branch' |
09/17/24 |
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Wile E. Coyote looking at pager attacks, holding up sign that says 'haha wow hol |
09/17/24 |
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Biden was a pretty good President all things said and done. |
09/17/24 |
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but the cats weren't *in Springfield.* they were in other Ohio towns. |
09/17/24 |
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Is Rashida Jones the closest thing to a 10 face? |
09/17/24 |
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For the record, how many bi-racials is Rashida Jones? |
09/17/24 |
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Prediction: KAMALA is pulling ahead and it won't be close |
09/17/24 |
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DEAL Team 6 member bites down on soft tooth, dies |
09/17/24 |
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Do you Birdshits realize how FOOLISH Trump makes the US look? |
09/17/24 |
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Under Siege 2 (1995) exploding pager scene |
09/17/24 |
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Last Chance to get on the KAMALA BULLET TRAIN to National Renewal & Prosperity |
09/17/24 |
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call me mossad because im blowing up your phone again haha. tapas 2nite? |
09/17/24 |
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KAMALA is being interviewed by National Association of NIGGA Journalists |
09/17/24 |
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Real Talk: RSF Prob Doesn't Know If He's Halachically Jewish, Prob Doesn't Care |
09/17/24 |
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*beep beep… beep beep … beep beep* |
09/17/24 |
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Israel deploying Haitian agents to eat Hezbollah carrier pigeons |
09/17/24 |
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Rashida Tlaib now instructing all staff to go back to sticky notes. |
09/17/24 |
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How did a GOAT song like Kiss From a Rose make it to the Batman Forever soundtra |
09/17/24 |
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WSJ: Xbox lost the console war |
09/17/24 |
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SEAL Team 1 member died after deploying chute in wrong body position |
09/17/24 |
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SEAL Team 2 former member and another ex-SEAL found dead next to heroin syringes |
09/17/24 |
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SEAL Team 3 member died after gust of wind deploys reserve chute inside plane |
09/17/24 |
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