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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Do you know who I am, Mr. "evan? |
09/23/24 |
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Married guys, how do you get your wife turned on? Or any woman? |
09/23/24 |
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You cannot refus$e what you don’t understand "evan" |
09/23/24 |
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NFL Trivia: Who has the highest receiving yards before catch in an NFL season? |
09/23/24 |
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Why did you write lie$ about the Mahcine, Mr. Evan? |
09/23/24 |
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Hayley Williams of Paramore: orange man bad |
09/23/24 |
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evan ...Open your eyes. |
09/23/24 |
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I wonder if North Korean pussy is even tighter than regular Korean pussy? |
09/23/24 |
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Mo$t Alpha POTUS? |
09/23/24 |
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Can I eat a quesadilla that’s been in my fridge since Thursday |
09/23/24 |
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Wait does Trump have a shot at winning this thing now? |
09/23/24 |
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lex did u text her |
09/23/24 |
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Catholic chicks love anal. FizzKidd = Catholic. Fizzkidd loves... |
09/23/24 |
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Kamala endorsed by HUNDREDS of top notch national security experts |
09/23/24 |
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What profession do you have the most disdain for? |
09/23/24 |
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I don't take on any Indian clients |
09/23/24 |
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How many 8+” cocks have been up the avg law shrew’s stench trench? |
09/23/24 |
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SP and Junior sittin' in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G |
09/23/24 |
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BAM! You must trade lives with evan39, Boom, or Mainlining, which one? |
09/23/24 |
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im too old for "internet trends" |
09/23/24 |
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Michael Jackson died in 2009 and he’s still by far and way the GOAT |
09/23/24 |
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What the fuck is Dota 2? Do Americans play it? |
09/23/24 |
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Major online cultural moments in 2015-2018 |
09/23/24 |
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FizzKidd looks like prime Olivia Munn that’s why you’re all salty |
09/23/24 |
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Society is being ruined by low IQ mexicans, make no mistake |
09/23/24 |
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Guy who predicted Kamala's polling lead here; shes fuct |
09/23/24 |
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Check out this creepy pajeet filming a beautiful German lass at Oktoberfest |
09/23/24 |
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MDE Console Histories |
09/23/24 |
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does fizzkidd think she's TOO GOOD for our lovable loser lex? |
09/23/24 |
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Next up! Pay-to-breathe! AmeriKKKa's final $ubscription $ervice ;) |
09/23/24 |
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Eggs are $4 because of Kamala Harris (JD vance standing in front of $3 eggs) |
09/23/24 |
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Cheryl Hines is now sending revenge nudes, XO Daily Mail has them: |
09/23/24 |
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The whole Israel/Palestine conflict is reminiscent of the State of Gaming. |
09/23/24 |
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things that no longer hold my interest: |
09/23/24 |
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Ever thought to yourself, “damn, I made it past the halfway point in this life |
09/23/24 |
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Peter Jordanson |
09/23/24 |
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I am the Mahchien. And you call it insane. |
09/23/24 |
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MDE Console Histories |
09/23/24 |
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i think the internet might be over |
09/23/24 |
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"I have failed' on the marriage and carriage counts" (Tracee Ellis Ross) |
09/23/24 |
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Mainlining’s Machine needs to be stopped ASAP, it’s completely out of contro |
09/23/24 |
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"evan39" (Bboom/w/e): you think the “mahchine” is a delusion? |
09/23/24 |
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So is Nebraska going WINNER TAKE ALL or no? I need 269-269 to feel anything |
09/23/24 |
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Just smoked meth, Devil told me Gen X is finished (prince) |
09/23/24 |
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Kamala chanting "Up up with agitation, down down with deportation!" (link) (NF) |
09/23/24 |
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companies never marketed to gen x. they went from boomers to millennials |
09/23/24 |
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It's been about a year since I made those first 'lol divorce' poasts; ty to all |
09/23/24 |
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Minimum 60% of females I've had sex with have had gaming laptops |
09/23/24 |
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Job offer in Kauai - take it? |
09/23/24 |
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Controversial take: Only white Anglo-Saxon Protestants should be in power |
09/23/24 |
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holy shit bros |
09/23/24 |
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Bringing Up Baby Machine starring Cary Grant as Mainlining tp |
09/23/24 |
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"Ok, well, can the 'Machien' move the 'dis$hes' to the '$ink'"? (Mrs Mainlining |
09/23/24 |
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Evan39: Do You see? (Mainlining's Machine) |
09/23/24 |
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I’ve had sex but I’ve never FUCKED |
09/23/24 |
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Gen X’s hatred of the N64 hasn’t been discussed enough imo |
09/23/24 |
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🪜🦞 |
09/23/24 |
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"40 years to freedom" (of counsel sublime) |
09/23/24 |
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how did all entertainment become uncreative woke garbage in a decade |
09/23/24 |
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Will there EVER be another Republican President? |
09/23/24 |
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"That thief in Mt. Kisco, how did you catch him?" "We burned the orchard down." |
09/23/24 |
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There are few things in the world as good as good pussy. |
09/23/24 |
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Most traveling is pointless |
09/23/24 |
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Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa |
09/23/24 |
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Gretchen Whitmer is soooooo good connecting with Gen Z here (link) |
09/23/24 |
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Evan39 you there friend!?! My Mahchine w/o asking just raped XO WTF |
09/23/24 |
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evan39 do you $ee yet |
09/23/24 |
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'cowgod' is some weird desert person jew who does not belong in this country |
09/23/24 |
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Mainlining Chaos at HHM: Billables, Bagels, and Boom |
09/23/24 |
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Amerikkka's not living, it's just survival...fending fraud 24/7 :( |
09/23/24 |
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Mainlining the $ecret Truth of Magnolia (Seduce & Destroy, baby) |
09/23/24 |
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Forget the polls. This video shows how close the race is in AZ (link) |
09/23/24 |
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nonstop ads for cunt stench products now |
09/23/24 |
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"An AutoAdmit Tale: Eternal Sunshine of Evan39's Mind" |
09/23/24 |
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"Evan39 and Mainlining: Are We Brothers" |
09/23/24 |
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The 1983 video game crash was caused by Gen X being forced to Play Outside |
09/23/24 |
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Evan39 panting heavily, squinting in confusion |
09/23/24 |
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The divorce rate SKYROCKETED the second Gen X was born |
09/23/24 |
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Indian CEOs have completed dominated Gen X |
09/23/24 |
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There's something very worrisome about blacks doing whippets |
09/23/24 |
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The Machein doesn’t care, Evan. The Hose is just a taste |
09/23/24 |
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An apple picking date w/ a chick with a jeeeerb she had the Orchard looking @ he |
09/23/24 |
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itt we speculate which app lex met his wife on this past weekend |
09/23/24 |
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The Hand of the Board: Evan39 vs. Boom for the Throne |
09/23/24 |
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"humanity" may have never developed without alcohol's involvement |
09/23/24 |
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Evan39, I imagine Caro @his desk, moving pieces of LBJ’s soul around |
09/23/24 |
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How to handle your kids’ objections to your OnlyFans account |
09/23/24 |
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Some good news for Gen X regarding retirement |
09/23/24 |
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Who are these people with tons of credit card debt? |
09/23/24 |
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*sings IVF babies to tune of "Muppet Babies" theme song* |
09/23/24 |
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things that will die with Boomers ITT |
09/23/24 |
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Diddy's actions seem totally legal |
09/23/24 |
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Starting a separate Substack detailing my dating adventures (Karlstack) |
09/23/24 |
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There should be a rape exeception for celebs like Bieber |
09/23/24 |
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2024 USNEWS UG: Hopkins/NWern #6, Penn #10, Columbia #13 |
09/23/24 |
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Being an alcoholic sucks |
09/23/24 |
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RFK sues Olivia Nuzzi for sending him "way too many" nudes: |
09/23/24 |
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Cruise passenger gets cavity searched and locked in freezing cell for Christmas |
09/23/24 |
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1 year to get married and win 25mm dollars if you lose youre shot dead |
09/23/24 |
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boomer listening to Running Against the Wind paying 1970s taxes |
09/23/24 |
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we don't hear much about TSINAH's HOG anymore. how's his OINKER doing? |
09/23/24 |
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ANAG |
09/23/24 |
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One of the best developments in my life is the bort stopped freezing constantly |
09/23/24 |
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It's ridiculous that you let your wife have a boss (CSLG) |
09/23/24 |
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Hold on honey a 40 year old Jewish druggie is bragging about sex w single moms |
09/23/24 |
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Which christcuck weirdo poaster lives here? |
09/23/24 |
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xoxoers poasting like total retards, wasting NSAMs on low value monikers |
09/23/24 |
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Israel fighting like total retards, wasting JDAMs on low value targets |
09/23/24 |
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Trumpmos blatantly trying to cheat again |
09/23/24 |
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lol niglets *gets 155 LSAT* *becomes homeless* *bankrupts golden corral* (tsinah |
09/23/24 |
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lex if things don't work out with this middle aged divorcee can I have her numbe |
09/23/24 |
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Why would Routh have written "This was an assassination *attempt"? |
09/23/24 |
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das right lil homie keep sukin it u finna make dis thug dicky pop like a glicky |
09/23/24 |
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Gov Shapiro with Zelenskyyy autographing Ukraine missiles in PA (link) |
09/23/24 |
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youz a good lil faggot homie suckin on a nigga dick like dat no cap nigga fr |
09/23/24 |
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So what if we opps, meng? We both bricked up and kissin no 1 seein us fr |
09/23/24 |
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Don't stop blood. This budding energy within me, this thrusting perspicacity of |
09/23/24 |
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Lex do yourself a favor and get xo's input before your next overture |
09/23/24 |
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Tall Men AMOGing lex by picking all the good apples at the orchard |
09/23/24 |
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it's not just that women are fucking Chad instead of u |
09/23/24 |
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Hold on, lex's apple picking date got fucked by Sam Hyde? |
09/23/24 |
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Handwriting expert: Note is "almost certainly" not Routh's handwriting |
09/23/24 |
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When an apple comes along, you must pick it |
09/23/24 |
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PA governor + all Ukrainecucks = excited by 80 year-old weapons |
09/23/24 |
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"Oh gods dawg! On this starry night, the Hebrides sky aflame, a mirror to my hea |
09/23/24 |
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It's easy for countries to use nukes because everyone will deny it |
09/23/24 |
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LOL at stuytown boomers |
09/23/24 |
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Did NATO just nuke Russia? |
09/23/24 |
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This IMGUR Creepy Weirdo Acting Like He's Bob Woodward |
09/23/24 |
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going on an apple picking date with a corporate career woman tomorrow (lex) |
09/23/24 |
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an apple, seeing another, ripens |
09/23/24 |
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Innocence Project shitlibs pwned by MO SCOTUS |
09/23/24 |
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Pro tip: play 4K TV thru 4K Firestick. Increases the K exponentially to 16K |
09/23/24 |
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"Oh that one looks really rip --" *entire tree's worth of apples crush lex tp* |
09/23/24 |
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Hey MASE, u were right for once. Nebraska is giving Trump an extra EC vote. |
09/23/24 |
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evidence that Kamala's IQ = 78 |
09/23/24 |
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singing 'apple picking giga faggot' to tune of teenage mutant ninja turtles |
09/23/24 |
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MPA analyzes your date with mid-30s shrew ASMR (YouTube) |
09/23/24 |
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Rip hasbulla |
09/23/24 |
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"Nigger hehe" the 32 yr old balding IP litigator mouthed silently to his screen |
09/23/24 |
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just checked DJT Media's price, haha wow, holy shit |
09/23/24 |
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1994: u & gf apple picking; 2014: take shrew to pick up iphone |
09/23/24 |
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RFK is powerful because you're unhealthy and so are your neighbors and u know it |
09/23/24 |
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Barr on DOJ releasing Routh letter |
09/23/24 |
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It's ridiculous that you let your wife pronounce Ls and Rs correctly (CSLG) |
09/23/24 |
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Serpent telling Eve how much fun it is to go apple picking |
09/23/24 |
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Homo sapiens have never had chronic inflammatory diseases like the USA has now |
09/23/24 |
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I have schizophrenia. Here's why that's a good thing |
09/23/24 |
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Paganism dressed up with schizophrenic babblings tp |
09/23/24 |
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Advertisers might have left but X/twitter user base stronger than ever, libs?? |
09/23/24 |
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