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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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AZNgirl’s ideal man (+ her picture) |
09/25/24 |
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smoking about $40-50 of weed daily now |
09/25/24 |
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My working wife has never received a raise and makes less than when she started |
09/25/24 |
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Can anyone who isn't an insane shitlib explain why the Iraq War wasn't justified |
09/25/24 |
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FizzKidd: "That was the turning point. That was one lonely night." |
09/25/24 |
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So Puffy and BANKMAN fraud are actually sharing a cell right now lol |
09/25/24 |
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Nutella uses echolocation to identify hidden wine taverns |
09/25/24 |
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I hate my children. Both of them. |
09/25/24 |
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CNN Article About What Cities Will Look Like With Rising Sea Levels |
09/25/24 |
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Just paid $46 for a shitty burrito bowel and a queer |
09/25/24 |
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Nutella checking in! |
09/25/24 |
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What was the first gay porn you ever looked at? |
09/25/24 |
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Hitler's translated speeches are going viral in troubling TikTok trend (link) |
09/25/24 |
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5 hours of small talk and she's keeping her calendar open |
09/25/24 |
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It doesn't matter how many men don't believe you. It only matters how many do |
09/25/24 |
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My pussy? Asexual. |
09/25/24 |
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How is yardage calculated on a hook and ladder? |
09/25/24 |
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Boston trip was some sort of sexual awakening (FizzKidd) |
09/25/24 |
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Young Donald TRUMP operating a pottery wheel (video) |
09/25/24 |
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Nutella muting conference call to beat chained up sun bear with stick |
09/25/24 |
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Find that someone who looks at you the way Tim Walz looks at Alex Soros (link |
09/25/24 |
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Lex, Fizz, and MPA's weekend like a Love, Actually rom-com anthology for autists |
09/25/24 |
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Minnesota’s state flag is depression in flag form |
09/25/24 |
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Living in Florida with nonstop hurricanes is fucking retarded |
09/25/24 |
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listen, i’m just a cucumber, i’m not even conscious |
09/25/24 |
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Breezewood truck stop trip was some sort of sexual awakening |
09/25/24 |
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taking ?'s on Phimosis |
09/25/24 |
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What is your favorite type of lesbian? |
09/25/24 |
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simp crew is really firing on all cylinders lately |
09/25/24 |
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Doonesbury guy spent "many sleepless nights" poring over white papers |
09/25/24 |
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"The White Race is doomed" mused HATP as he munched on box's jewish balloon knot |
09/25/24 |
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NYC sucks, Chicago sucks, SF sucks, LA sucks |
09/25/24 |
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Alternate reality where Al Gore was an alpha womanizer who said things like |
09/25/24 |
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Jewish weather machine sending hurricane to FL to rig election |
09/25/24 |
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Convoy deletion Vol. 781901 (those cheeky Galicians!) |
09/25/24 |
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Trump is so bad that we almost got Hillary, got Biden, and will get Kamala |
09/25/24 |
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Why are there no white cornerbacks? |
09/25/24 |
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Have totally ignored AI until now. Can I use it to write employee evaluations? |
09/25/24 |
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HAtp's poasting makes a lot more sense once you realize he's an incel |
09/25/24 |
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US Navy can no longer deploy even 1 carrier battler group |
09/25/24 |
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Why hasn't somebody reported CSLG to CA bar for paying referral fees to docs |
09/25/24 |
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What does Al Gore do now? |
09/25/24 |
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Do you, FizzKidd, take this yellow fever jewish moid to be your lawfully wedded |
09/25/24 |
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CNN: Mongolian Hoard Assaulting Great Wall of China; Breach Imminent |
09/25/24 |
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IP HONEYTRAP -- DONT CLICK |
09/25/24 |
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r/misogonydating seems like a 180 personals site |
09/25/24 |
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big rigs honking from the parking lot when Doobs' name called at LS graduation |
09/25/24 |
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Just saw a group of early 20's girls WALK OUT on a $400 tab |
09/25/24 |
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Do gays ever “scissor” with their assholes? |
09/25/24 |
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falling for BPD girls at age 36 tp |
09/25/24 |
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MPA is clearly heading to MPM victory. step up your game, slackers |
09/25/24 |
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steez should i move back to australia after 10 years in usa? |
09/25/24 |
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mba shrew giving lex PowerPoint on where their relationship is headed |
09/25/24 |
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liptstick lesbians scissoring & giggling after a long barry's class |
09/25/24 |
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r/marriedredpill is the saddest placed on the internet |
09/25/24 |
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Air Marshall Dan from Bridesmaids, pager up his ass explodes |
09/25/24 |
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MPA free from bad marriage, Luis beat cancer. 180 wins for so this year |
09/25/24 |
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jcm I want you to know I am the Captain and you are my First Officer |
09/25/24 |
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bloodacre wearing an "I've got the DAWG in me" tshirt on firm away day |
09/25/24 |
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Most traveling is pointless |
09/25/24 |
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Dawg Sessions: A Multi-Decadal Literary Exploratory Study in an American Subgenr |
09/25/24 |
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need RSF to rate the firm Condon & Forsyth |
09/25/24 |
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{tuneful summer away camp chant} Fuck Dawg! // Imma Ruck Dawg! // Imma Buck Daw |
09/25/24 |
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The new polls don’t make sense. Trump is losing in PA, MI, WI?? |
09/25/24 |
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Can't bring myself to care about work |
09/25/24 |
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Lex tp angrily skipping "Tired of Sex" as he listens to Pinkerton on repeat |
09/25/24 |
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CNN Article About What Cities Will Look Like With Rising T-Levels |
09/25/24 |
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2024: describe blowjob technique and make $25 million |
09/25/24 |
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there's no point discussing "elections" if "ballot harvesting" is legal |
09/25/24 |
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I think this is the most likely electoral map |
09/25/24 |
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lmao apple picking |
09/25/24 |
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bizshrew on lex sex "Let's call it's an 'opportunity' instead of 'needs improvem |
09/25/24 |
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ur future ex-wife lamenting her beta widow status |
09/25/24 |
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Just paid $46 for a shitty burrito bowl and beer |
09/25/24 |
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biz shrew gives lex "below expectations" rating during end of year review |
09/25/24 |
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How many xoxohth romantic disasters have happened in Boston? |
09/25/24 |
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Donna Adelson case: Hints at plea negotiations. How does Wendi fare? |
09/25/24 |
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we got pictures of you banging a goat |
09/25/24 |
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Bizshrew adds "second base" to Q4 stretch goal deliverable |
09/25/24 |
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3 Arab guys arrested for sex with goats, horses, cows, and dogs on rural PA farm |
09/25/24 |
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Trump's going to win |
09/25/24 |
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Why is Kamala so popular with azns? |
09/25/24 |
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Is it still worth it to study Computer Science in college? |
09/25/24 |
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biz shrew putting lex on 'performance improvement plan' |
09/25/24 |
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MBA shrew penciled me in for a bar date tonight and it went great |
09/25/24 |
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New hate crime just dropped at Gettysburg College |
09/25/24 |
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"He blathered about poetry for 5 hours and tried to hold my... who just joined?" |
09/25/24 |
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Maudlin FizzKidd stumbling down Causeway St PROGRAMS GETCHYA PROGRAMS |
09/25/24 |
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$1m but u get roasted by black twitter once a month for 10 years |
09/25/24 |
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MBTA shrew penciled me in to 'run a train' tonight |
09/25/24 |
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FizzKidd scribbling down monikers on her Scrote List like Deathnote |
09/25/24 |
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"democracy" that hinges on whether it's sunny or rainy in PA on random November |
09/25/24 |
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Trumpmos how are you going to combat this obvious voter fraud in Phili? |
09/25/24 |
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FizzKidd to MPA: "I honestly thought Duck Boats would be something edible" |
09/25/24 |
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Drunk FizzKidd crying on the Common stuffing face with lobster sandwich to-go |
09/25/24 |
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FizzKidd throwing futile haymakers at Handsomes up and down Seaport |
09/25/24 |
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FizzKidd lands in Boston, is immediately convinced she is in Guangzhou |
09/25/24 |
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"Welcome to my harem" MPA shows Fizz his one room Somerville student rental |
09/25/24 |
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"This could all be yours, Fizz" MPA surveying Roslindale trash fires |
09/25/24 |
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"This is where I play chess with troons who work at MIT" MPA shows Fizz neighbor |
09/25/24 |
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"And this," MPA said, "is Newton." *briefcase full of yarmulkes spills out* |
09/25/24 |
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FK: "Are we in Harvard now?" MPA: "No, this is Allston." 'But why?' I ask myself |
09/25/24 |
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Damn EPAH you’re looking old on firm site now |
09/25/24 |
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ADM Fagfraud'$ Gets What's Coming (LIVE TV, CR) |
09/25/24 |
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Next up! Pay-to-breathe! AmeriKKKa's final $ubscription $ervice ;) |
09/25/24 |
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Viagra and Cialis massively lower heart attack risk |
09/25/24 |
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Libs are causing a hurricane to hit Florida just like they did in 2012 |
09/25/24 |
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"I call that my art hole haha" |
09/25/24 |
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5 mg of Cialis is pretty effective |
09/25/24 |
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"Um... I think my, uh, penis, and your, vagina, have a lot of synergy. Flywheel? |
09/25/24 |
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"Hold on, let's be safe" (Lex putting condom on before getting hand job from biz |
09/25/24 |
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FizzKid creeping MPA around Boston like the entity from It Follows |
09/25/24 |
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Lex giddy from passionate handholding to students: "Hey, let's read Virgil outsi |
09/25/24 |
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Bill Clinton kinda comes across as a dick in all the Hillary meltdown stories |
09/25/24 |
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Kamala rises at U.N. "I was raised a middle class kid; we had good lawns" |
09/25/24 |
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"But I thought a Tuck MBA meant--" lex's face falls |
09/25/24 |
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Birdshit CEO: China best example of free-market 'creative destruction' |
09/25/24 |
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Which ed drug do you prefer cialis viagra or some other treatment? |
09/25/24 |
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"She let me hit it raw dude. Yeah, no glove. Full palm on palm action." |
09/25/24 |
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MAJESTY OF THE LAW: dramatic "I'm not signing!" moments in film |
09/25/24 |
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lex blasting "Explosions in The Sky - Your Hand In Mine", why? |
09/25/24 |
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bizshrews eyes rolling back from 8th orgasm as lex's tremens vibrate his cock |
09/25/24 |
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Fischer-Z--Red Skies Over Paradise (A Brighton Dream) (link) |
09/25/24 |
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Philosophy in the Chatroom |
09/25/24 |
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Bizshrew changing meeting location from "bedroom" to "museum" |
09/25/24 |
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Kamala Harris BTFO with the power of WESTLAW |
09/25/24 |
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fizzkid, jcm, and gjr in new england dyke polycule cuz xoxo turned them off men |
09/25/24 |
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If I dated FizzKidd, Here's How I Would Do It (MPA) |
09/25/24 |
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Your calendar says out of pocket, but can you pencil me in for another date,haha |
09/25/24 |
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Why hasn't somebody (you) reported to the bar for our date yet, haha |
09/25/24 |
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Negrobill walking out of CSLG's sushi joint w/o paying the bill |
09/25/24 |
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MPA penciled me in for a divorce settlement conference tonight and it went great |
09/25/24 |
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Non anti-Semite here but this Twitter account is kinda funny |
09/25/24 |
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"wait, where's your penis?" (confused lex hooking up with biz shrew) |
09/25/24 |
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lex kabe-don's biz shrew against bar wall, sips shirley temple, reads love poem |
09/25/24 |
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lex: "I'd prefer a non-alcoholic option." *biz shrew glances at him* "Same" |
09/25/24 |
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"So, what is a Customer Success Manager," lex asks |
09/25/24 |
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269-269 -> goes to house -> delegations split 25-25 -> pistols at dawn for POTUS |
09/25/24 |
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angry black woman loses her mind over sandwich dispute (video) |
09/25/24 |
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When did Sandia National Labs start sending lab monkeys on "work trips" |
09/25/24 |
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an alpha move is to bring a notary along with you to dates |
09/25/24 |
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Voyeuristic commentary on ur internet friend's "dating" trials and tribulations |
09/25/24 |
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2024 SAT scores released, charted by race (link) |
09/25/24 |
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lex: first you fill it to the top with popov mba shrew: the whole glass? 'The wh |
09/25/24 |
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butch fizzkidd dressing up like boner police, slowly walking by gjr's house |
09/25/24 |
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Caesar to Brutus: "I can't believe that you of all people would |
09/25/24 |
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Pager operation will be significant plot point in Spielberg’s 10/7 revenge fil |
09/25/24 |
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Going to be 180 when Trump wins in landslide, wins the popular vote |
09/25/24 |
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lex banging his head against bizshrew for 3 hours thinking it's cunnilingus |
09/25/24 |
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Who are these people with tons of credit card points? |
09/25/24 |
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