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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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a literal snail would have made it from Donbas to Kyiv by now |
12/16/25 |
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Ford posts record profits due to EV turnaround |
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26 Clemson players opt-out of bowl game |
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PUSH IT REAL GOOD |
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Sydney Shooters were "Indians" according to HelloSir Immigration, TT done here |
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Trump’s Chief of Staff: Trump acts like an alcoholic and JD is a conspiracy nu |
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is Don Jr’s fiancé hot or not? (pics) |
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1978 federal abortion funding ban increased births to non-white women, welfare |
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Candy Ride, sealclubber, TDNW the Trinity of Stupid |
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Absolut Vodka GF slurring btw how great 90s NYC punk scene was & her 2nd divorce |
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Zoomers rebuke RTO. Choose 120k remote over 240k WFH |
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SPAGHETTI SICKO BUSTED: RICHMOND LAWYER’S TWISTED TALE UNRAVELS (NY Post) |
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Poster of "I'm a Lefebvre Belebvre" with Ken Griffey Sr. & Jr. grinning |
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Kash & his Gorgeous Birdshit GF get interviewed by Kike Stephen Miller's Wife |
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Mele KalikiEPAH is the thing you say when you make your kids turn gay. |
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Legendary WWE wrestler Mick Foley comes out as a complete FAGGOT (link) |
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May my enemies wives play iPhone games until 2am & be too tired for sex |
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Mark your door with spaghetti or else Spaceporn will squanch your firstborn son |
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"My God, Spaghetti Face Man and Bozo Hair Guy are the same perp!" (Rust Cohle) |
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42 year old Emily Blunt is hot as hell in The Smashing Machine |
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May my enemies wives find their XO poasts. Even the ones from 2005. |
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Xo twitter account pissed off a bunch of people |
12/16/25 |
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May my enemies stay at home wives eat a pint of ice cream everyday and not exerc |
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Baron Trump informs his beaming mother “That woman Ivana will trouble us no mo |
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How many friends could you call for emotional support for anything and get it? |
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May my enemies wives drink pumpkin beer and fart all night |
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May my enemies' mistresses discover astrology and become erratic |
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How can I get a job on the Trump Trains? |
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What’s the most ‘zoomer’ suicide method? |
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*FBI agent cues up bar_spaghetti.mov* "Thought the last one was sick? Just wait" |
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Why can't black women order a sandwich w/o making a scene? |
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"I'll have the spaghetti, my son will have something high in fiber" |
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hey LSD tp |
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Quentin Tarantino lives in Israel now. Jfc. How did I not know he’s Jewish |
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The Spinelli Spaghetti Incident was a notorious |
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Bored Peterman explaining to BP how to do a Sprite Enema for the 5th time today |
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zoomers are now 30+ year old dudes rocking zoomer perm haircuts lmao |
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Longread on how DEI fucked over white millennial guys |
12/16/25 |
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"The Anti-Semitism Behind Efforts to Censor Blacked.com" (NYT) |
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May my enemies wives tell them a 1 hour work story that should have been 3 mins. |
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jshad playing Streets of Rage with Death |
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May my enemies' mistresses discover each other and become cinematic |
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RFK Jr's Brain Worm "crawled into" Olivia Nuzzi's butthole (DailyMail) |
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You're old: Anthony Bourdain died closer to fall of Constantinople than today |
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Talking about having friends on xo is like talking about sex with Nick Fuentes |
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A second Trump term will deform American democracy into something bad |
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BREAKING: Reiner was raping his son, said he had to transition to female or be |
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DM: Reiners' Throats Were Slit In Bed While Sleeping |
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AZNman beats the SHIT out of "Birdshit" Persian Pajeeta in SF Resto |
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just asked Grok for girls like Playboy bunnies playing topless volleyball |
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no longer understand the point of "beer" |
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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in |
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Remember when TMF bitched out Box for not "adopting" a hedgehog? |
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Rate the new hardbound book I just got (pic) |
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Subordinate, Thread 2 |
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It’s pretty obvious Reiner was a pedo who raped his son and this was revenge |
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33% to 50% of wall st jobs are going to be lost to robots by 2026 |
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Shove Hardboiled Eggs Up Your Ass At Night If You Are Alone, Here’s Why |
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Trump to Address Nation: U ain’t ‘seeing’ Christmas |
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dennis3 here, just recorded a pantycuck song set to Rick James - Superfreak |
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Would Japanese people be as docile as they are if they didn't lose WW2 |
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ur old: ahmed the clock boy is now a quant trader at jane street |
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Tap water is prole; San Pellegrino is CR |
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Trump admin reverting to pre-2008 financial regulations |
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"er, oh yeah, i'm 'opting out' of mpm this year" mumbled the pumo unconvincingly |
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turns out MichaelTheBull is actually a lawyer guys |
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HYPO: 10 Apache Helos vs. Confederate Army |
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2025 Weight Loss Thread 🡻 (Juan Eighty) |
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henry aaron taking his bf to dinner (ie buying summer squash a bag of miracle gr |
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Women Don't Want You To Know About These New Cyber Pussies. Here's Why |
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Who knew "friend" was a trigger word for RSF. Definitely don't say that word |
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Couple force Home Depot laborer to have sex with the wife |
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Should I poast nudes SWANUS just sent? (RSF) |
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Art hoe GF explaining how her most-recent performance art is both vaginal & anal |
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***That time of year again out your SWeet New Years PLANS*** |
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OH HERRO NI HAO! |
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Thiel & Scott Bessant sharing a smirk as they pass Mar-e-Lago's Bowling Alley |
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Bing Crosby “kill yourselves” to the tune of silver bells |
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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day |
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People who are anti-Christmas are soulless and broken |
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Golden retriever whips up perfect egg nog recipe in wild Twitch stream: |
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How many times has a friend called you because they think they have a STD? |
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Anyone hiked the Darien Gap? |
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What’d be the legal outcome of A. Christie’s 'Five Little Pigs' if IRL in 20 |
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Russia continues ability to fund the war via high oil prices |
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Leeks watching nervously, feigning calm, while shallots are exposed as onions |
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lol at how rich the family is in Home Alone |
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Pizza Hut's "Bigfoot" pizza (1993): |
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what effect will AI knowing our fears about AI have on AI's conduct? |
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BTC = $85k |
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Roll up to the club like "what up, I got a cool clock" |
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Ricky could've been Rob Reiner's son except he's 45 not 32 |
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The pizza order at beginning of Home Alone was wildly expensive |
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Susie Wiles blabbing to the NYT is a major fuck you to Trump, wow |
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Bort Trumpmos would be proud of this 9th grader |
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got told I need to 'kino escalate' with my landscaper 2 get shit moving |
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What’s the most prestigious team and color fitted SnapBack flatbrim hat? |
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"He's a Maronite Christian" |
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For the average UMC dude, journey to $1m liquid is easy; getting to $10m is slog |
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Kash still would not have caught Kirk assassin if parents hadn’t turned him in |
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Dam I need to get some Rick and morty branded hats from gamestop |
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Rate Bloodacre on roller skates in a commercial for Bagel Bites |
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Trump: Reiner died of TDS (link not flame) |
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AI slop infecting a website is like gangrene in a limb |
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What did Rob Reiner say about Trump that was so awful? |
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okay, cons. we got kirk, you got reiner. truce? |
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Nick Reiner's defense should be that he's a yuge Trump supporter, parents were |
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Triumph the Insult Comic Dog scrolling thru your XO moniker list and chortling |
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Trump needs those gold labels to tell him where he is because he has dementia |
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RATE Rob Reiner's Big Titted 28yo Jewess Dotter (Many Bikini PICS) |
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Rate this legal scholarship a CANADIAN sent me |
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1st NHL player to figure out how to pass the puck in the air will break the spor |
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Bondi beach attack almost stopped by alpha boomer (video) |
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That old Erin Andrews nude spycam video upscaled to HD is incredible wow (link) |
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2nd cousin: "did you spike this nog? ;)" ur shrew gf: "no it's lactose free." |
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Guys, serious important and urgent message itt 100% not flame |
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My wife fucked our racist neighbor. |
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Just came up with a new McDonald's breakfast hack. Rate & discuss ITT |
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DeepFakes will be used to ruin people in the future |
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Ey “spaceporn” - estoy yendo a squanch tu “nino” puta! |
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Never understood the "head in oven" suicide method. Suicidemos explain |
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RATE Good Goy Amb Huckabee Lighting Menorah @ Western Wall w Bibi (PIC) |
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Russia Blocking Assad From Media Interviews Including Tucker |
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UCS re-signs QB1 Jayden Maiava to a 1-year contract: |
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2 Dindus Assault Ortho Jew In Puffy Jacket On MFH Subway (VID) |
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Farm Animals' brains: A toxic stew of memes, conspiracy theories, misinformation |
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RATE The Menorah On The Sydney Opera House (PICS) |
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"do you have a flag" one of the fucking funniest comedy bits of all time ngl |
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Reminder: cslg blew up his family for a girl RSF would never even touch. |
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Australian here taking questions on differences between Qld and Nsw Vic etc |
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Louis CK overrated? just don't find him funny |
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making a twinkie & whipped cream salad |
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Serious Law Q: do you ever have to talk to a cop? |
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He buggin. He trippin. He playin. He wilin. He clownin. |
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Just settled a 6 figure slip and trip case. Taking ?'s |
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Do you know of any smart, white millenial men who got shut out from jobs? |
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Rate this altercation during traffic accident in Chicago (link) |
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Jews coopting Brown shooting victimhood even though goys died |
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Is whokebe safe as an Australian jew? |
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Put my head in the oven but didn't die. What did I do wrong? |
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White people hate electric cars but love riding around in golf carts |
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Trump doubling down on his super duper secret health care plan is hilarious |
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How mad is Freddy Adu today? |
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the last boss of super mario world is FUCKING annoying |
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why did alexi lalas sell out and go corporate? |
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Why can't cons admit the Sydney hero was a Muslim? Why lie about that? |
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Sticky: Paralegal Muhammad will NOT be poasting today |
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Hades 2 any good? |
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Ever see "cool" biglaw partners displaying a Gibson Les Paul in their office? |
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Buy Now Pay Later for your lawyer |
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