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		is emilio being outted as "retarded black nigger" biggest xo scandal '26?	06/06/26	(7)
		*Grabs Monkeys Paw 2nd time* "okay, make politics AND crypto threads stop"	06/06/26	(2)
		why does it have to be your 2nd cousin?	06/06/26	(2)
		what is the most prestigious 2nd cousin thread of all time?	06/06/26	(3)
		2nd cousin: "c'mon, let's take one more dip"	06/06/26	(5)
		2nd cousin: Wanna do it with my friend? ;) Shrew gf: White supremacy must end!	06/06/26	(2)
		Just realized "You Belong With Me" is all about 2nd Cousin / Shrew GF threading	06/06/26	(2)
		2nd cousin: Wanna have some fun? Shrew gf: DID YOU KNOW UVA IS A PUBLIC IVY?	06/06/26	(2)
		Is xo equipped to deal with the 22nd century?	06/06/26	(5)
		shrew gf: "I want rifles banned"! 2nd cuz: *tosses you bandolier underhand*	06/06/26	(5)
		Gonna start reposting old threads as updates like a 2nd rate sologirl site	06/06/26	(2)
		your 2nd cousin carefully watching your face during Folger's commercial	06/06/26	(2)
		2nd Cousin: Orange, Shrew gf: ??????	06/06/26	(16)
		2nd cousin: "Can u show me how nintendo 64 works?"	06/06/26	(20)
		Shrew gf: FIGHT SONG; 2nd cousin: white thong	06/06/26	(8)
		2nd cousin: born in 1999. shrew gf: passed bar in 1999	06/06/26	(2)
		2nd cousin: Aw, i'll teach ;) Shrew gf: Hate is not free speech!	06/06/26	(3)
		2nd cousin: so much tightness... shrew gf: abolish whiteness!	06/06/26	(7)
		No 2nd cousin threading? Sad. It's been a holiday tradition since 2013	06/06/26	(4)
		Shrew gf: I'm not in the mood, okay?! 2nd cousin: Told ya he's not gay ;)	06/06/26	(4)
		ur 2nd cousin rubbing next to u while doing her nails:"what were the 90's like?"	06/06/26	(2)
		is there such thing as a 2nd chance on zozo	06/06/26	(8)
		2nd cousin: "I need punishment."; Shrew GF: "I need to punish men."	06/06/26	(4)
		Lob friend thinks 2nd cousin just "buttering him up"	06/06/26	(8)
		2nd cousin: u like my thong diaper?; shrew gf: OMG this mango couldnt be riper	06/06/26	(11)
		NYUUG travels to India dressed in drag, hilarity ensues	06/06/26	(1)
		Autistic 2nd cousin explaining how you're actually her 1st cousin once removed	06/06/26	(4)
		Lifehack: read Stalin thread titles in 2nd cousin voice	06/06/26	(10)
		Shrew gf: "well behaved women rarely make history" 2nd cousin: "	06/06/26	(27)
		Captain's log, Star date 2026.6. The monster Spaceporn remains free & squanching	06/06/26	(4)
		Shrew gf: Ashkenazi. 2nd cousin: Nazi.	06/06/26	(3)
		2nd cousin: "Lord--my nipple slipped! ;)" Shrew GF: "Board membership!"	06/06/26	(2)
		2nd Cuz: “Head on the road?” Nullo BF: “I still unload!”	06/06/26	(3)
		Your future wife complaining about her 2nd husband on an anonymous law chat bort	06/06/26	(3)
		xo 2015: 2nd cousin threading xo 2019: 2nd husband threading	06/06/26	(3)
		2nd cousin: Submissive; Shrew GF: Grad school application submission	06/06/26	(20)
		BIG LAW 2nd yr mistakingly sent sex email to ALL FIRM instead of gf Allie (link)	06/06/26	(2)
		"The cuck chair" is such a stupid popular meme	06/06/26	(10)
		Shrew gf: works on spreadsheets. 2nd cousin: spreads on sheets	06/06/26	(11)
		2nd cousin; Shrew GF: oldest running xo meme thread format?	06/06/26	(2)
		2nd cousin: "my body, your choice". Shrew gf: "my body my choice!"	06/06/26	(4)
		2nd Cousin: Lets smoke a joint! Shrew GF: Tommy T makes a good point!	06/06/26	(31)
		2nd cuz: I don’t wanna walk right ;) Shrew gf: I’m going on birthright	06/06/26	(4)
		shrew gf: hot sauce in purse; 2nd cousin: hot saucy nurse	06/06/26	(5)
		2nd cuz: “Yes! Yes! Oh God! Oh God!” Shrew gf: “Yes! Another tweet by the	06/06/26	(2)
		2nd cousin: Down with the patriarchy; Shrew GF: "Down with the patriarchy!"	06/06/26	(8)
		UR father luking down on u frm heaven callin u a fag, for jerking to gay porn	06/06/26	(3)
		why would your life not revolve around acquiring & using dope	06/06/26	(1)
		2nd cousin: "Should I dress whore-ier?" Shrew gf: social justice warrior	06/06/26	(2)
		2nd cousin: "AIPAC we must destroy", Shrew GF: "Find me a Shabbos goy"	06/06/26	(13)
		Shrew gf: I'm a Jewish princess; 2nd cousin: I really love incest	06/06/26	(3)
		My new license plates have Redditors going crazy. "STORM88"	06/06/26	(1)
		What non-racial group are you prejudiced against?	06/06/26	(32)
		holy shit rach fixed 2nd page too!??!???!	06/06/26	(2)
		2nd cousin skintight nanofiber armor; shrew gf hates rebel fleet with ardor	06/06/26	(11)
		2nd cuz: Like my friend? I know ya want us ;) Shrew gf: He called her Pocahontas	06/06/26	(6)
		"Law firms really have THEIR OWN conferencing systems?" ur 2nd cousin gushed	06/06/26	(4)
		I AM THE FUCKING NIGHT CREW NOW	06/06/26	(3)
		"1st of all I've never even heard of that site. 2nd, I post there ironically	06/06/26	(16)
		2nd cousin: look at my thigh gap!; Shrew GF: ugh look at these changes to GAAP	06/06/26	(3)
		2nd cuz: "Merry Christmas!" Shrew GF: "Happy Holidays is a political litmus!"	06/06/26	(3)
		2nd cuz: "put your peen in!" Shrew GF: *reading Lean In*	06/06/26	(2)
		2nd cuz: pls bump it higher, shrew gf: this meme should retire	06/06/26	(8)
		Shrew gf: My masters! 2nd cousin: My master	06/06/26	(3)
		2nd cousin: makes out in back of car / Shrew GF: posts as Jafar	06/06/26	(4)
		2nd cousin weeping under Paul Walker poster, needs consolation	06/06/26	(7)
		oh cool i have a 2nd tab open i wonder what it is *its duplicate xoxo*	06/06/26	(4)
		It wasn't that bad until Obamas 2nd term	06/06/26	(6)
		2nd cousin: Living waifu; Shrew GF: Giving WuFlu	06/06/26	(6)
		2nd cousin: Call me your COVID bitch ... shrew gf: Bitching about COVID	06/06/26	(2)
		losing all the fucking marbles tonight boyos	06/06/26	(1)
		nude luis coughing silently as he hands u gakk pipe in modesto cornfield	06/06/26	(1)
		SHABBAT SHALOM	06/06/26	(1)
		Im like a shark who if he doesn’t keep swimming will just kill himself	06/06/26	(1)
		can't wait until we get to 2nd wife threading on xo	06/06/26	(3)
		2nd Cousin: Wants to be a stay-at-home mom; Shrew GF: "Stay the fuck at home!"	06/06/26	(2)
		2nd cousin: I wanna get on your pole; Shrew GF: Know how I know she's a prole?	06/06/26	(3)
		just gonnaa max out Money Bar and Speedrun rest of this faggot hell existence	06/06/26	(3)
		Babe, wake up he's spewing bile trying to meet a self-imposed deadline again	06/06/26	(1)
		2nd bikini pic - backside now (Julia)	06/06/26	(18)
		i have literally MASTERED the YOGA OF HATE	06/06/26	(1)
		El Salvador to become the 52nd state	06/06/26	(3)
		Everyone's poasting for 2nd place in MPM 2020.	06/06/26	(3)
		Gonna need EPAH to rate the WOC in 2nd season of Homecoming on Amazon Prime	06/06/26	(3)
		What happens when every state capital and 2nd-3rd tier city becomes cosmopolita?	06/06/26	(43)
		XO STYLE GUIDE ALERT...2nd Cuz goes first, Shrew second. Tyia	06/06/26	(4)
		shrew gf: He crossed state lines! 2nd cousin: Laughing, having a good time.	06/06/26	(2)
		2nd cousin: I'm on my knees ;) Shrew gf: I'm on my knees	06/06/26	(7)
		Shrew gf: Reading ur search history, fuming. 2nd cuz: Doing the same, grinning	06/06/26	(45)
		2nd cousin whispering "my body your choice"	06/06/26	(3)
		2nd cuz: Finger me! Shrew gf: Not RBG!	06/06/26	(2)
		2nd Cuz: i love man concerned about the JQ Shrew GF: calls a line a queue	06/06/26	(7)
		Shrew GF: Let's do a virtual Halloween 2nd Cousin: Did Pocahontas wear a top?	06/06/26	(6)
		2nd cousin, lamenting fact she's turning 30 and doesn't have a long-term bf	06/06/26	(2)
		millionaire before 2027 despite lawsuit loss (benzo)	06/06/26	(17)
		2nd cuz: take another hit from this bong. shrew gf: everything he does is wrong!	06/06/26	(2)
		Shrew gf: “Put on your mask!” 2nd cuz: “I thought you’d never ask”	06/06/26	(2)
		Can’t find the original 2nd cousin thread, HELP	06/06/26	(2)
		2nd cousin: you’re such a hunk!......shrew GF: that’s been debunked!	06/06/26	(5)
		my mind is so delicate, i smoked marijuana twice and almost went insane the 2nd	06/06/26	(2)
		2nd half of 1989 sucks	06/06/26	(2)
		2nd year comes in the office every day and rips his shirt off like hulk hogan	06/06/26	(2)
		Your future wife getting along famously with your 2nd cousin	06/06/26	(12)
		2nd cuz: "U see my breasts clearly?" Shrew Gf: *lectures on critical race theory	06/06/26	(2)
		well, there's forcememing, shitpoasting, niggerthreading, gay threading, 2nd cou	06/06/26	(4)
		2nd cuz: "I want to fuck you" shrew gf: *lawyer for ACLU*	06/06/26	(3)
		2nd cuz: Loves to dress as your secretary; Shrew GF: Loves the press secretary	06/06/26	(4)
		2nd cousin: *fuming as you ignore her short skirt to constantly F5 fake btc thre	06/06/26	(17)
		2nd cousin: My safe word is "silence" ;). Shrew GF: White silence equals violenc	06/06/26	(10)
		we should draft a script for the 2nd cousin and shrew gf musical	06/06/26	(3)
		2nd cuz: "wanna bone?" shrew gf: "stay the fuck home!"	06/06/26	(2)
		XO needs a 2nd boart to put all non-Brahmin poasters	06/06/26	(2)
		Shrew GF: Why don’t you care about me? 2nd Cousin: LOL @ this new gene therapy	06/06/26	(2)
		Shrew gf: "Did you watch the Arbery trial?". 2nd cuz: "I'm thankful for Kyle"	06/06/26	(2)
		2nd cousin: “I dare you to ask.”; Shrew GF: “Wear your mask!”	06/06/26	(3)
		2nd Cousin: Transforming into a hot chick; Shrew GF: Performing a fact check	06/06/26	(2)
		2nd cousin: Come on over I'm feeling filthy, Shrew GF: Kyle is fucking guilty!	06/06/26	(2)
		knicks +5.5 is free money go on and get yours	06/06/26	(2)
		shrew gf: "Will Smith slapped!" 2nd cousin: "Rate my gap!"	06/06/26	(2)
		I'll say it, Private Equity has rapidly & completely destroyed the Western World	06/06/26	(1)
		2nd cousin: speaks with ACB voice; Shrew GF: "ACB will take away my choice!"	06/06/26	(15)
		2nd Cousin: In her 30s; 2nd Cousin-Once Removed: Youthful but lacks rhyme	06/06/26	(2)
		What is the best xo 2nd cousin / shrew gf meme post?	06/06/26	(3)
		ur 2nd cousin w/ her bare legs resting on ur lap: "What was 2008 like?"	06/06/26	(8)
		EPAH rate these emojis I used to describe Halford's death	06/06/26	(2)
		2nd cousin: Sweet, purring; Speech Pathologist GF: Treats your slurring	06/06/26	(3)
		2nd Cousin: “You’re cute”; Speech Pathologist GF: “You’re mute”	06/06/26	(8)
		Women of NYC: "No car service; no date!"	06/06/26	(1)
		poll: should trump tear down the statue of liberty - y/n	06/06/26	(1)
		2nd cousin laying head on ur lap: "what was Oasis like?"	06/06/26	(4)
		Mentat 2nd Cousin: Living computer; Shrew GF: Living on her computer	06/06/26	(4)
		ur 2nd cousin resting w/ her bare legs on ur lap: "what was ur fave era of ZoZo?	06/06/26	(6)
		random fag zoomer shoving dick in your daughter	06/06/26	(2)
		sister brought her 2nd cousin to christmas and she doesn't realize I'm an austis	06/06/26	(2)
		2nd year female biglaw associates with praise kinks	06/06/26	(19)
		Pending xo poasts drop 38% y/y, 2nd largest monthly drop in history	06/06/26	(2)
		xoxo is the 2nd best site after slickdeals.net	06/06/26	(8)
		moving to Roswell NM with a pross named Starchild, taking Qs	06/06/26	(2)
		ur 2nd wife teaching ur teen kids from 1st marriage tagalog	06/06/26	(5)
		Lob 2nd cousin: "I'm a hardbody!"	06/06/26	(7)
		SIL calmly holding 2nd cousin’s head below family pool waterline	06/06/26	(4)
		2nd cousin: wat r u doin 2nite?; SIL: I hear you know how to hit it right	06/06/26	(8)
		2nd cousin: Thigh gap Shrew gf: Resume gap	06/06/26	(3)
		Starfield isn't even the 2nd best game of 2023 with "star" in the title	06/06/26	(2)
		Please list your favorite piano parts of popular songs. e.g. 2nd part of Layla	06/06/26	(2)
		reminder: 2nd-tier blankbump of ur blankbump of very old thread is prestigious	06/06/26	(23)
		2nd cousin: Her love for you is real; Shrew GF: Her love for Israel	06/06/26	(2)
		yr 2nd cousin waiting at your front door, needs a place to crash	06/06/26	(2)
		is art hoes the new 2nd cousin ZoZo holiday forcememe?	06/06/26	(4)
		Cypher sucking down stek 🥩 "and I want a 2nd cousin, and a sister in law	06/06/26	(2)