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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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A tent popped up in our parking lot. I let it stay. (Evan39) |
11/15/24 |
(8) |
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Winterizing Your Ranch: A BBW Survival Guide (XO Edition) |
11/15/24 |
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Average libs shouldn't have to pick up the tab for the insane "woke" stuff imo |
11/15/24 |
(68) |
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“Technically, it’s retaliation if you don’t approve my vacation.” |
11/15/24 |
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“Evan39's creating a hostile work environment - please help me, HR!!” |
11/15/24 |
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Tabitha left on FMLA again. I finished her shift. |
11/15/24 |
(7) |
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Throwing away food while homeless people starve. One of them hit me. |
11/15/24 |
(7) |
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GunneraTTT gives off intense angry-loser vibes |
11/15/24 |
(17) |
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Seattle’s Scheduling Ordinance: Jerry Found a New Way to Torment Me! (Evan39) |
11/15/24 |
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AOC: Tulsi is absolutely devastating for dems |
11/15/24 |
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The kid wouldn’t leave the grocery stor. Said his parents were “waiting for |
11/15/24 |
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Darryl’s inefficiency makes him rich. I just sweat. |
11/15/24 |
(4) |
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$omeone left a rotisserie chicken in the toy aisle. I under$tand. |
11/15/24 |
(12) |
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Kalisha’s FMLA is saving Nemo, her stressed-out goldfish |
11/15/24 |
(6) |
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James Carville is 180 |
11/15/24 |
(19) |
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Seattle’s TNC Deactivation Law: Polka Drivers Thrive, Sanity Dies! |
11/15/24 |
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Glengarry Glenn Harris |
11/15/24 |
(4) |
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“The lactation room is legally my napping space now.” |
11/15/24 |
(5) |
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Jeff’s on “military leave” again. Or Cancun, hard to tell. |
11/15/24 |
(4) |
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Tommy’s “medical marijuana” means I do all the work. |
11/15/24 |
(4) |
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Malik takes every religious holiday off. I haven’t had a day off in weeks. |
11/15/24 |
(5) |
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Monday flu strikes again. Thanks, PSST. |
11/15/24 |
(3) |
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Carl’s "religious" accommodations mean I do all the work. |
11/15/24 |
(4) |
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It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told. |
11/15/24 |
(3) |
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A man slept on the steps of a burned-out church. I wished I could trade places. |
11/15/24 |
(10) |
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Seattle: Mandatory ORCA cards, but Jerry’s still driving me insane. |
11/15/24 |
(3) |
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Carl’s a whistleblower hero. Also terrible at his job. |
11/15/24 |
(4) |
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Kelsey’s ferret escaped. I had to chase it through aisle 3. |
11/15/24 |
(3) |
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Darnell's dodge game is strong. Garnishment, not so much. |
11/15/24 |
(4) |
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guy in NYRB t-shirt smiling at street saxophonist |
11/15/24 |
(24) |
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"Corporate" said no more single-stall bathrooms. I wept. (Evan39) |
11/15/24 |
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“In Seattle, it’s not theft if you declare it’s for the people, my friend. |
11/15/24 |
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Someone spilled oat milk in the freezer aisle. I just stared. |
11/15/24 |
(6) |
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Tina’s always late, but the real problem is *me* |
11/15/24 |
(4) |
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Lisa needs her chair in the breakroom. It’s “medically necessary.” |
11/15/24 |
(4) |
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wtf does Consuela do for a living? how does he fund his life of the 'mind' (lol) |
11/15/24 |
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He watches me every shift. Tonight, he left a note. (Evan39) |
11/15/24 |
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Kelly’s emotional support peacock caused a scene in aisle 5. |
11/15/24 |
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A baby cried in the dumpster. No one climbed in. (Evan39) |
11/15/24 |
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The grocery store radio played “Don’t Stop Believin’.” I stopped. |
11/15/24 |
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ur daughter taking a series of thirst trap pics on ur family vacay to vatican |
11/15/24 |
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I own the Mahchine And you call me insane. You are privy to a Great Becumming... |
11/15/24 |
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Jessica’s PTSD means I handle all the Karens now. |
11/15/24 |
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“Evan, you’re triggering me, friend. I need a paid break, stat.” |
11/15/24 |
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Rain hit my face. I nodded. The Mahchine whi$pered: "Thi$ i$ fine." |
11/15/24 |
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FRIDAY 11/15/2024 KINDNESS CLUB MEETING |
11/15/24 |
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Mandy’s “allergies” mean I clean up her messes. |
11/15/24 |
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Your daughter participating in new "shout your abortion" TikTok trend |
11/15/24 |
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Jerry’s been on “jury duty” for six weeks. The court doesn’t even know w |
11/15/24 |
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"Union" rules protect Jamal. I just do his job. |
11/15/24 |
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A man played the saxophone under the overpass. I envied him. |
11/15/24 |
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Jake’s “religious exemptions” mean I work Sundays, alone. |
11/15/24 |
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Randy no-call, no-shows again. "HIPAA" protects him. |
11/15/24 |
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Schedule locked? No problem, I’ll be in Cancun. |
11/15/24 |
(4) |
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“Legally, my service dog is allowed to steal your snacks.” |
11/15/24 |
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NYT really pushing their podcasts |
11/15/24 |
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Why work harder when SeaTTTle pays you more for less? |
11/15/24 |
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I heard footsteps after grocery closing. Security footage showed… me. |
11/15/24 |
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Meet Joe Black (1998) - Bill's Birthday Speech Scene |
11/15/24 |
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Carlos walked out mid-shift. "Union rules," he said. |
11/15/24 |
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Evan39, you braindead? Legally, Keisha needs two seats on the forklift, friend. |
11/15/24 |
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Tabitha’s “flare-ups” always seem to align with margaritas. |
11/15/24 |
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Kalisha screamed in the breakroom. I finished her shift. |
11/15/24 |
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Your daughter dressing like slutty Asuka from Evangelion for Halloween |
11/15/24 |
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There is nothing more important than charisma |
11/15/24 |
(10) |
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The grocery list said, “Get him.” |
11/15/24 |
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I heard someone whisper "Chad." I wished he was mine. |
11/15/24 |
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Evan39: HR says my harassment is just ‘locker room talk,’ friend. |
11/15/24 |
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The car in the grocery lot had been there for days. So had the note. |
11/15/24 |
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We are going to need all hands on deck tonight. Thanks. |
11/15/24 |
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spaceporn tp panicking like hitler's last days in the chill bunker |
11/15/24 |
(10) |
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Tulsi confirmation hearing rapid fire questions: favorite Street Fighter? Zangie |
11/15/24 |
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The homeless encampment moved closer. I just watched. (Evan39) |
11/15/24 |
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How dare you bring $eattle weather to my $hip! (Holy Trinity+gunneraTTTT) |
11/15/24 |
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Keisha weaponized Zero Waste. Our grocery is her personal dumpster now |
11/15/24 |
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Sir, you can’t discriminate against my unique dietary identity. (Evan39) |
11/15/24 |
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Is being silly a lost art? |
11/15/24 |
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It's called a Dance Party and you do it about 3 times a day. |
11/15/24 |
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*Hegseth direct snaps nuclear football to Herschel Walker* |
11/15/24 |
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Trump's Stock Market Crashing Gigantically Exit All Anuses 11.15.24 |
11/15/24 |
(9) |
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Gaetz Gabbard and Hegseth: which one is the least likely to get confirmed? |
11/15/24 |
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Anyone try THC gummies? |
11/15/24 |
(8) |
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Your daughter with two ambiguous stud imprints on athletic bra |
11/15/24 |
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Is there a reasonable lib explanation for where all their votes went? And why |
11/15/24 |
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Trump comes out hard in favor of first amendment |
11/15/24 |
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where did the "extra" 15 million votes in 2020 come from? |
11/15/24 |
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Trump to college POTUSes: End antisemitism or lose accreditation (link) |
11/15/24 |
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Disco Fries, fuck Teewinot Mountain - let's do Gannett Peak (WY) |
11/15/24 |
(16) |
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Matt Gaetz used to post on AutoAdmit |
11/15/24 |
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So white guys dance around how many partners their women have slept with? lol |
11/15/24 |
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Mark Antony Mocks Caesar Rome |
11/15/24 |
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A New Career in a New Town -- Bowie |
11/15/24 |
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Caesar & Mark Antony Visit Vercingetorix Rome |
11/15/24 |
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Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose :) :) :) |
11/15/24 |
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Our Billy wasn't born a criminal, Clarice. |
11/15/24 |
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Where else can you find a gay grocery store manager battling existential dread, |
11/15/24 |
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Crab is going back on the menu |
11/15/24 |
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Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. |
11/15/24 |
(10) |
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i won't share a pic of bloodacre here but he has a gargantuan ass |
11/15/24 |
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ADM drones circle overhead, tracking your every move :( fuck |
11/15/24 |
(5) |
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Boom, cheat Vega$ ca$ino for profit? |
11/15/24 |
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Our Beloved Shitbort Is In The Hands Of Madmen. This Is A Dark Day. |
11/15/24 |
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Pretty bad news for Trump in GA. Halperin is saying the black and female turnout |
11/15/24 |
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Bowie | Interviewed by Janet Street Porter | Backstage at Earls Court, London | |
11/15/24 |
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The divide between the midwit managerial class and everyone else |
11/15/24 |
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Bison Charges Snowmobilers @ Yellowstone National Park |
11/15/24 |
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So Trump is by far the most consequential POTUS in history? |
11/15/24 |
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The "Mahchine" whispers in my ear, "Lionel Richie - All Night Long" |
11/15/24 |
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Amazing X thread by Pajeets destroyed Birdshits wow |
11/15/24 |
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Vega$ is a playground for the discerning traveler. |
11/15/24 |
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If you're that dumb you need to give up |
11/15/24 |
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LOCK IN YOUR PREDICTIONS FOR THIS WEEKEND: Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul |
11/15/24 |
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Gavin Newsom Once Again Becomes a Meme (NYT) |
11/15/24 |
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4 "billion" years & basically nothing on "Earth" happened |
11/15/24 |
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Disco Fries it's all free and for nothing anymore.. what a wasted "life" |
11/15/24 |
(10) |
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What will libs be spazzing out over today? |
11/15/24 |
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Your daughter explaining that she's only on Tinder to "meet people" |
11/15/24 |
(2) |
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What are the best video games to play |
11/15/24 |
(26) |
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Sasha Baron Cohen is a comedic genius: |
11/15/24 |
(4) |
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From 1989 to 2015 (26y) the GOP only won the Popular Vote ONE time |
11/15/24 |
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Wow Americans are fat pigs |
11/15/24 |
(13) |
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are these yoga pants too revealing? |
11/15/24 |
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Daft Punk - Contact.mp3 Hey, Bob, I'm looking at what Jack was talking about, an |
11/15/24 |
(14) |
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Your daughter gyrating to Sabrina Carpenter as her extended family watches |
11/15/24 |
(7) |
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Does diaper even matter in law anymore? I see V5 firms hiring way more loincloth |
11/15/24 |
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I love wearing my CPAP mask makes me feel like a fighter pilot |
11/15/24 |
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guy at work keeps saying "banana hammock" multiple times/day |
11/15/24 |
(5) |
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Rating poasters as their future presidential appointments in the second Trump |
11/15/24 |
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2nd cousin: 'Feel me!' Shrew wife: 'He wants fealty!' |
11/15/24 |
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Trump should appoint Fetterman to something. |
11/15/24 |
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everybody on the zoom call saying "well, it's friday haha!" |
11/15/24 |
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Embrace the farce or be cru$hed beneath it. Fuck it all. |
11/15/24 |
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Have to literally avoid american "women" altogether=right? |
11/15/24 |
(13) |
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Why is "Juneteenth" a holiday? |
11/15/24 |
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AOC: “No means no? Wrong. It means find another way” *wink wink |
11/15/24 |
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'He doesn't loyalty, he want's fealty', he lisped, nipples protruding |
11/15/24 |
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FYI: as poaster count dwindles, blank bump value increases |
11/15/24 |
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"Time" is supposedly passing..but is it? |
11/15/24 |
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My Slut Story |
11/15/24 |
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Trump preemptively pardons Daniel Perry |
11/15/24 |
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Are Maoris low iq? |
11/15/24 |
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TT tapped to head Department of Waste Management |
11/15/24 |
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The Trump Dance is 180, but also hilarious that no one seems able to duplicate |
11/15/24 |
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Heard any good divorce rape horror stories lately? |
11/15/24 |
(24) |
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Trump taps Paul Hastings for Secretary of Veterans Affairs |
11/15/24 |
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I want to dress like Bowie in Ashes to Ashes vid and suck Mainlining off |
11/15/24 |
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Statistics: that Iowa poll was legitimately fraudulent. |
11/15/24 |
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BREAKING: Mike Pence formally opposes RFK Jr. for HHS Secretary - CNN |
11/15/24 |
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"I wanna be famous. Like the Atty General." Agent Smith: "W/e u want Mr. Gaetz |
11/15/24 |
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best moment of 2024 election: TRUMP sneering at Biden's handicap claims |
11/15/24 |
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