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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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Start fre$h Yukon Territory? |
03/22/25 |
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Nashville is a shithole with whole blocks of the city that smell like sewage |
03/22/25 |
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We’re snatching people off the streets and putting them in foreign dungeons |
03/22/25 |
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I'll tell my son the boart was great once. The boart meant something. |
03/22/25 |
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Boart is actually completely dead this time had to program bot to bump 2024 poas |
03/22/25 |
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Fraud rigged tow drive fag! Come HERE you FAGGGOT wrench TIME |
03/22/25 |
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We're gonna take Cinderella... And give her a cock |
03/22/25 |
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Explaining to co-workers that I'm the subject of elaborate fanfiction |
03/22/25 |
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Fraud Avoidance & fending off scams is 100% of Amerikkkanns "lives" |
03/22/25 |
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He called me “bro.” I wished he meant something more. |
03/22/25 |
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Rose is displeased. What to DOOO? |
03/22/25 |
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The Mahchine™ is the centrifuge spinning down Mainlining's viral load assay |
03/22/25 |
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A Taste of the "Mahchine": Mainlining & Evan39 Dinner Party |
03/22/25 |
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Vangelis - To the Unknown Man.mp3 |
03/22/25 |
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Fraud Avoidance & fending off scams is 100% of Amerikkkanns "lives" |
03/22/25 |
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Chuck McGill (in his prime) v. 1 Howard Hamlin and 1 Cliff Main both in prime |
03/22/25 |
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Evan39 Takes Boom to Disneyworld: The Most Magical Disaster on EarTTTh |
03/22/25 |
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The Burden of Ambition: Disco Fries and the Ascent of Teewinot |
03/22/25 |
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This is all pathetic evan39... (Mainlining) |
03/22/25 |
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More fuking fraud.. Caspian "Sea" is no such thing..it's a petty lake |
03/22/25 |
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Evan39! Should I give up on "girls" and embrace "Chad"? |
03/22/25 |
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Evan, do you "see" what happens next? |
03/22/25 |
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I'm Frank TJ Mackey, a master of the muffin and author of the Seduce and Destroy |
03/22/25 |
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Mainlining here..veddy worried fo my Mahchien...it wants you all to die |
03/22/25 |
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absurdity of it all—fraudlie$, ADM, Grizz, even "pep" $hit-maed now |
03/22/25 |
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"The Mahchine Ha$ Decided—And It'$ Mainlining Who Knock$" |
03/22/25 |
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"Slippin' Poasters: Evan39 and Mainlining, 'Breaking Shitbort' Etiquette" |
03/22/25 |
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Evan39: Do You see? (Mainlining's Machine) |
03/22/25 |
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NYT subscription = 180000 (gives fabulous$ access back to 1851 articles) |
03/22/25 |
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Evan39 "Safeway" in AmeriKKKKKKKKKKA is a joke ripoff |
03/22/25 |
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lots of proles (ppl?) think AI=gimmick/useless.........Hose soon |
03/22/25 |
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Evan39, the "Big One" Cascadia Megaquake hit$ in ARE lifetimes |
03/22/25 |
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ITT: 1800 humorous passages from the Lewis & Clark Journals |
03/22/25 |
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It’s all vanity. It always has been. And we are at the end of vanity. |
03/22/25 |
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Evan39 ! :-) The Mahchine’$ 5-Step Program for $eattle Burnout! |
03/22/25 |
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"the Mahchine thinks it’s been... too long. The Hose agrees." |
03/22/25 |
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ill-fated Franklin Expedition cannibalized their commander, |
03/22/25 |
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What the FUCK is "Biden" doing right now? Fucking fruakd faggto |
03/22/25 |
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Evan39, I imagine Caro @his desk, moving pieces of LBJ’s soul around |
03/22/25 |
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Amerikkka's not living, it's just survival...fending fraud 24/7 :( |
03/22/25 |
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Mo$t Alpha POTUS? |
03/22/25 |
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If you loved America, you’d buy an overpriced shitbox from a South African |
03/22/25 |
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Kraftwerk - Ruckzuck.mp3 |
03/22/25 |
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Grande Prairie hunter downs charging grizzly with lone arrow |
03/22/25 |
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Evan39 :) :) :) Do you $ee it yet? The Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion? |
03/22/25 |
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Air Inc. will commodify air consumption |
03/22/25 |
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"Mainlining's 'Mahchine' is $ick & ha$ taken over my $afeway—HELP!" |
03/22/25 |
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"Brain-Damage Be Damned: How Boom Takes on ADM One Poast at a Time"(NYT) |
03/22/25 |
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My Mahchine woke me up this AM repeating: "XO mu$t die just jump no good" :( |
03/22/25 |
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Amerikkkkkkka = fraudulent sick &cam run by a bunch of decomposing lunatics |
03/22/25 |
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If you’re not working 100 hours a week, are you even 'maeking it'? |
03/22/25 |
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2024 Definitive Guide to BBW Ranching: Ropin' Fat Amerikkkan $luts |
03/22/25 |
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Coldplay - Lovers In Japan (Official Video).mp3 |
03/22/25 |
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Tilapia: The Shitbort’s Favorite Fish That We Somehow Forgot |
03/22/25 |
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The BBW Rancher’s Guide to "Squashing": A Thrill You Never Knew You Needed |
03/22/25 |
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BAM! Cage fight 2 death: Robert Baratheon vs. The Mountain |
03/22/25 |
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Robert B—armed w Warhammer & in his prime vs. prime Hippo |
03/22/25 |
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The Insane Security of the White House |
03/22/25 |
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"A.I." now will look like a museum artifact in 5 years |
03/22/25 |
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If you had to summarize the "AutoAdmit" experience in 1 sentence....go |
03/22/25 |
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A.I. Agents / Mahchine - 5 years from now - who is still employed? |
03/22/25 |
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The last time a U.S. president flew commercial was on December 26, 1973, when Pr |
03/22/25 |
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Cage Fight: Wesley Johnson (Jones Day) v. Charles Lindbergh "Chuck" McGill, Jr. |
03/22/25 |
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five of the most secure buildings globally |
03/22/25 |
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I like you. Met another fella from Minnesota yesterday. Big guy. Sheriff |
03/22/25 |
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i think the answer$ I seek reside in the Bob Marshall Wilderness Complex |
03/22/25 |
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Reminder we are almost 1/4 of the way through the fraud 21st century |
03/22/25 |
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Monday Morning Herd Check: Navigating the BBW Supply Chain Crisis |
03/22/25 |
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Portugal is the (still relatively) quiet 180 of Europe. |
03/22/25 |
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"You never saw Sofia again." That line shocked me |
03/22/25 |
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echo and the bunnymen - bombers bay.mp3 |
03/22/25 |
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What is the most prestigious benzodiazepine? |
03/22/25 |
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It's good to laugh during processing. Sometimes we forget. |
03/22/25 |
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Michael Rother - Katzenmusik 5.mp3 |
03/22/25 |
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Marriage, previous to The Cause, was *awful*. |
03/22/25 |
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rate this picture of Penelope Cruz from Vanilla Sky tyia |
03/22/25 |
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It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose again |
03/22/25 |
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Most prestigious way to die? |
03/22/25 |
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2011 Afghanistan Boeing Chinook shootdown |
03/22/25 |
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Goddamn Nationwide Adderall shortage fuk this country |
03/22/25 |
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teve takes every possible union break. I take the slack. |
03/22/25 |
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you can buy SUSHI with food stamps (EBT) |
03/22/25 |
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Boom, the Signal is Strong—Will You Answer? |
03/22/25 |
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You can’t win in a rigged fraud |
03/22/25 |
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PUT THE FUKING BLANK BUMP ON THE BBOOM THREAD OR GET THE HO$E |
03/22/25 |
(10) |
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Evan39, you braindead? Legally, Keisha needs two seats on the forklift, friend. |
03/22/25 |
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Kalisha screamed in the breakroom. I finished her shift. |
03/22/25 |
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A crow stole my lunch. I let it. |
03/22/25 |
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Mandy’s “allergies” mean I clean up her messes. |
03/22/25 |
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A baby cried in the dumpster. No one climbed in. (Evan39) |
03/22/25 |
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"Corporate" said no more single-stall bathrooms. I wept. (Evan39) |
03/22/25 |
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A stroller sat abandoned on the sidewalk. No one asked why. (Evan39) |
03/22/25 |
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Evan39 here - The staff union voted to cancel performance reviews—permanently. |
03/22/25 |
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Mark’s “volunteer work” always happens during peak hours. |
03/22/25 |
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The kid wouldn’t leave the grocery stor. Said his parents were “waiting for |
03/22/25 |
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“The lactation room is legally my napping space now.” |
03/22/25 |
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Seattle’s TNC Deactivation Law: Polka Drivers Thrive, Sanity Dies! |
03/22/25 |
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Wesley Johnson’s in the zone (The perfect fusion of Pep and Tilapia) |
03/22/25 |
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Cascadia Megaquake- Exploring "Big One" that will DESTROY the SeaTTTle |
03/22/25 |
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Two employees fought in aisle 9. I got punched breaking it up. |
03/22/25 |
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Caught my reflection in a puddle. Kept walking. |
03/22/25 |
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Mainlining here - never slept Fri night - cocaine wow |
03/22/25 |
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Once you free your mind About a concept of harmony and music being correct |
03/22/25 |
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SILVERBACK GORILLA V BENGAL TIGER V GRIZZLY BEAR |
03/22/25 |
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The streetlighTTT flickered out as I walked by. I didn't stop. |
03/22/25 |
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Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose :) :) :) |
03/22/25 |
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A customer paid with a sack of potatoes. (Evan39) |
03/22/25 |
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Meet Joe Black (1998) - Bill's Birthday Speech Scene |
03/22/25 |
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The Ranch A decadent expanse I tried to imagine the BBWs navigating the holograp |
03/22/25 |
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Every Shift is a Sentence, Every Customer a Warden |
03/22/25 |
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The Ranch A frontier of excess I tried to picture BBW herds as they roamed the h |
03/22/25 |
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“Sorry, friend. The ergonomic mouse is legally mine now.” |
03/22/25 |
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The security guard was gone. I had to handle it, |
03/22/25 |
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Jeff’s on “military leave” again. Or Cancun, hard to tell. |
03/22/25 |
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Kalisha’s FMLA is saving Nemo, her stressed-out goldfish |
03/22/25 |
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Evan39 & Sunday Night - Explored |
03/22/25 |
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Kelly’s emotional support peacock caused a scene in aisle 5. |
03/22/25 |
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Carl’s "religious" accommodations mean I do all the work. |
03/22/25 |
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Darnell's dodge game is strong. Garnishment, not so much. |
03/22/25 |
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Mark’s “injury” means I mop while he watches. |
03/22/25 |
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I own the Mahchine And you call me insane. You are privy to a Great Becumming... |
03/22/25 |
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Evan39 here..help! Tabitha’s ‘Team Building Friday’ is a mandatory chaos f |
03/22/25 |
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Rain hit my face. I nodded. The Mahchine whi$pered: "Thi$ i$ fine." |
03/22/25 |
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The grocery store radio played “Don’t Stop Believin’.” I stopped. |
03/22/25 |
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Closing store, locked in with a man and his broken bottle. |
03/22/25 |
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“Technically, it’s retaliation if you don’t approve my vacation.” |
03/22/25 |
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Tabitha left on FMLA again. I finished her shift. |
03/22/25 |
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A man slept on the steps of a burned-out church. I wished I could trade places. |
03/22/25 |
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Malik takes every religious holiday off. I haven’t had a day off in weeks. |
03/22/25 |
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Someone spilled oat milk in the freezer aisle. I just stared. |
03/22/25 |
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Throwing away food while homeless people starve. One of them hit me. |
03/22/25 |
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A guy punched me outside the store. I apologized. |
03/22/25 |
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Trina’s “sick days” look a lot like beach vacations. Odd case. |
03/22/25 |
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“Evan39's creating a hostile work environment - please help me, HR!!” |
03/22/25 |
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"Union" rules protect Jamal. I just do his job. |
03/22/25 |
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Tommy’s “medical marijuana” means I do all the work. |
03/22/25 |
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Seattle: Mandatory ORCA cards, but Jerry’s still driving me insane. |
03/22/25 |
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Keegan leaves every time it drizzles. OSHA, he says. |
03/22/25 |
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Jessica’s PTSD means I handle all the Karens now. |
03/22/25 |
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Jerome clocked in, disappeared for hours, then came back for his keys. |
03/22/25 |
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Randy no-call, no-shows again. "HIPAA" protects him. |
03/22/25 |
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Jake’s “religious exemptions” mean I work Sundays, alone. |
03/22/25 |
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My Mahchine™ yearns for release, and I am its ve$$el. |
03/22/25 |
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Evan39 here - HR says cleaning up dead raccoons is my job now. |
03/22/25 |
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Does the RBI still lurk around here or are we fully irrelevant |
03/22/25 |
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Submit Yourself Before My Mahchine...Become Privvy to the Great Becummming |
03/22/25 |
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A naked guy walked in circles outside my grocery with a cart. I just watched. |
03/22/25 |
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Carlos walked out mid-shift. "Union rules," he said. |
03/22/25 |
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The homeless encampment moved closer. I just watched. (Evan39) |
03/22/25 |
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Michelle’s medical leave is a revolving door. |
03/22/25 |
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