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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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A baby cried in the dumpster. No one climbed in. (Evan39) |
11/15/24 |
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guy in NYRB t-shirt smiling at street saxophonist |
11/15/24 |
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GunneraTTT gives off intense angry-loser vibes |
11/15/24 |
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A man slept on the steps of a burned-out church. I wished I could trade places. |
11/15/24 |
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The grocery store radio played “Don’t Stop Believin’.” I stopped. |
11/15/24 |
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ur daughter taking a series of thirst trap pics on ur family vacay to vatican |
11/15/24 |
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I own the Mahchine And you call me insane. You are privy to a Great Becumming... |
11/15/24 |
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Jessica’s PTSD means I handle all the Karens now. |
11/15/24 |
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“Evan, you’re triggering me, friend. I need a paid break, stat.” |
11/15/24 |
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Rain hit my face. I nodded. The Mahchine whi$pered: "Thi$ i$ fine." |
11/15/24 |
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James Carville is 180 |
11/15/24 |
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FRIDAY 11/15/2024 KINDNESS CLUB MEETING |
11/15/24 |
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Mandy’s “allergies” mean I clean up her messes. |
11/15/24 |
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Your daughter participating in new "shout your abortion" TikTok trend |
11/15/24 |
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Jerry’s been on “jury duty” for six weeks. The court doesn’t even know w |
11/15/24 |
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"Union" rules protect Jamal. I just do his job. |
11/15/24 |
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A man played the saxophone under the overpass. I envied him. |
11/15/24 |
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Jake’s “religious exemptions” mean I work Sundays, alone. |
11/15/24 |
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Randy no-call, no-shows again. "HIPAA" protects him. |
11/15/24 |
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wtf does Consuela do for a living? how does he fund his life of the 'mind' (lol) |
11/15/24 |
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Schedule locked? No problem, I’ll be in Cancun. |
11/15/24 |
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“Legally, my service dog is allowed to steal your snacks.” |
11/15/24 |
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NYT really pushing their podcasts |
11/15/24 |
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Why work harder when SeaTTTle pays you more for less? |
11/15/24 |
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I heard footsteps after grocery closing. Security footage showed… me. |
11/15/24 |
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Meet Joe Black (1998) - Bill's Birthday Speech Scene |
11/15/24 |
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Carlos walked out mid-shift. "Union rules," he said. |
11/15/24 |
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Evan39, you braindead? Legally, Keisha needs two seats on the forklift, friend. |
11/15/24 |
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Tabitha’s “flare-ups” always seem to align with margaritas. |
11/15/24 |
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Kalisha screamed in the breakroom. I finished her shift. |
11/15/24 |
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Your daughter dressing like slutty Asuka from Evangelion for Halloween |
11/15/24 |
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There is nothing more important than charisma |
11/15/24 |
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Average libs shouldn't have to pick up the tab for the insane "woke" stuff imo |
11/15/24 |
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The grocery list said, “Get him.” |
11/15/24 |
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I heard someone whisper "Chad." I wished he was mine. |
11/15/24 |
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Evan39: HR says my harassment is just ‘locker room talk,’ friend. |
11/15/24 |
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The car in the grocery lot had been there for days. So had the note. |
11/15/24 |
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We are going to need all hands on deck tonight. Thanks. |
11/15/24 |
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spaceporn tp panicking like hitler's last days in the chill bunker |
11/15/24 |
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AOC: Tulsi is absolutely devastating for dems |
11/15/24 |
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Tulsi confirmation hearing rapid fire questions: favorite Street Fighter? Zangie |
11/15/24 |
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The homeless encampment moved closer. I just watched. (Evan39) |
11/15/24 |
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How dare you bring $eattle weather to my $hip! (Holy Trinity+gunneraTTTT) |
11/15/24 |
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Keisha weaponized Zero Waste. Our grocery is her personal dumpster now |
11/15/24 |
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Sir, you can’t discriminate against my unique dietary identity. (Evan39) |
11/15/24 |
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Is being silly a lost art? |
11/15/24 |
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It's called a Dance Party and you do it about 3 times a day. |
11/15/24 |
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*Hegseth direct snaps nuclear football to Herschel Walker* |
11/15/24 |
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Trump's Stock Market Crashing Gigantically Exit All Anuses 11.15.24 |
11/15/24 |
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Gaetz Gabbard and Hegseth: which one is the least likely to get confirmed? |
11/15/24 |
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Anyone try THC gummies? |
11/15/24 |
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Your daughter with two ambiguous stud imprints on athletic bra |
11/15/24 |
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Is there a reasonable lib explanation for where all their votes went? And why |
11/15/24 |
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Trump comes out hard in favor of first amendment |
11/15/24 |
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where did the "extra" 15 million votes in 2020 come from? |
11/15/24 |
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Trump to college POTUSes: End antisemitism or lose accreditation (link) |
11/15/24 |
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Disco Fries, fuck Teewinot Mountain - let's do Gannett Peak (WY) |
11/15/24 |
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Matt Gaetz used to post on AutoAdmit |
11/15/24 |
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So white guys dance around how many partners their women have slept with? lol |
11/15/24 |
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Mark Antony Mocks Caesar Rome |
11/15/24 |
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A New Career in a New Town -- Bowie |
11/15/24 |
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Caesar & Mark Antony Visit Vercingetorix Rome |
11/15/24 |
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Yes, it will, Precious, won't it? It will get the hose :) :) :) |
11/15/24 |
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Our Billy wasn't born a criminal, Clarice. |
11/15/24 |
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Where else can you find a gay grocery store manager battling existential dread, |
11/15/24 |
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Crab is going back on the menu |
11/15/24 |
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Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. |
11/15/24 |
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i won't share a pic of bloodacre here but he has a gargantuan ass |
11/15/24 |
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ADM drones circle overhead, tracking your every move :( fuck |
11/15/24 |
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Boom, cheat Vega$ ca$ino for profit? |
11/15/24 |
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Our Beloved Shitbort Is In The Hands Of Madmen. This Is A Dark Day. |
11/15/24 |
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Pretty bad news for Trump in GA. Halperin is saying the black and female turnout |
11/15/24 |
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Bowie | Interviewed by Janet Street Porter | Backstage at Earls Court, London | |
11/15/24 |
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The divide between the midwit managerial class and everyone else |
11/15/24 |
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Bison Charges Snowmobilers @ Yellowstone National Park |
11/15/24 |
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So Trump is by far the most consequential POTUS in history? |
11/15/24 |
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The "Mahchine" whispers in my ear, "Lionel Richie - All Night Long" |
11/15/24 |
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Amazing X thread by Pajeets destroyed Birdshits wow |
11/15/24 |
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Vega$ is a playground for the discerning traveler. |
11/15/24 |
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If you're that dumb you need to give up |
11/15/24 |
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LOCK IN YOUR PREDICTIONS FOR THIS WEEKEND: Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul |
11/15/24 |
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Gavin Newsom Once Again Becomes a Meme (NYT) |
11/15/24 |
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4 "billion" years & basically nothing on "Earth" happened |
11/15/24 |
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Disco Fries it's all free and for nothing anymore.. what a wasted "life" |
11/15/24 |
(10) |
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What will libs be spazzing out over today? |
11/15/24 |
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Your daughter explaining that she's only on Tinder to "meet people" |
11/15/24 |
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What are the best video games to play |
11/15/24 |
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Sasha Baron Cohen is a comedic genius: |
11/15/24 |
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From 1989 to 2015 (26y) the GOP only won the Popular Vote ONE time |
11/15/24 |
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Wow Americans are fat pigs |
11/15/24 |
(13) |
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are these yoga pants too revealing? |
11/15/24 |
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Daft Punk - Contact.mp3 Hey, Bob, I'm looking at what Jack was talking about, an |
11/15/24 |
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Your daughter gyrating to Sabrina Carpenter as her extended family watches |
11/15/24 |
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Does diaper even matter in law anymore? I see V5 firms hiring way more loincloth |
11/15/24 |
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I love wearing my CPAP mask makes me feel like a fighter pilot |
11/15/24 |
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guy at work keeps saying "banana hammock" multiple times/day |
11/15/24 |
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Rating poasters as their future presidential appointments in the second Trump |
11/15/24 |
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2nd cousin: 'Feel me!' Shrew wife: 'He wants fealty!' |
11/15/24 |
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Trump should appoint Fetterman to something. |
11/15/24 |
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everybody on the zoom call saying "well, it's friday haha!" |
11/15/24 |
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Embrace the farce or be cru$hed beneath it. Fuck it all. |
11/15/24 |
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Have to literally avoid american "women" altogether=right? |
11/15/24 |
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Why is "Juneteenth" a holiday? |
11/15/24 |
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AOC: “No means no? Wrong. It means find another way” *wink wink |
11/15/24 |
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'He doesn't loyalty, he want's fealty', he lisped, nipples protruding |
11/15/24 |
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FYI: as poaster count dwindles, blank bump value increases |
11/15/24 |
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"Time" is supposedly passing..but is it? |
11/15/24 |
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My Slut Story |
11/15/24 |
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Trump preemptively pardons Daniel Perry |
11/15/24 |
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Are Maoris low iq? |
11/15/24 |
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TT tapped to head Department of Waste Management |
11/15/24 |
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The Trump Dance is 180, but also hilarious that no one seems able to duplicate |
11/15/24 |
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Heard any good divorce rape horror stories lately? |
11/15/24 |
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Trump taps Paul Hastings for Secretary of Veterans Affairs |
11/15/24 |
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I want to dress like Bowie in Ashes to Ashes vid and suck Mainlining off |
11/15/24 |
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Statistics: that Iowa poll was legitimately fraudulent. |
11/15/24 |
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BREAKING: Mike Pence formally opposes RFK Jr. for HHS Secretary - CNN |
11/15/24 |
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"I wanna be famous. Like the Atty General." Agent Smith: "W/e u want Mr. Gaetz |
11/15/24 |
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best moment of 2024 election: TRUMP sneering at Biden's handicap claims |
11/15/24 |
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Trump on Mark Cuban: Really low clubhead speed |
11/15/24 |
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Rate this crazy guy |
11/15/24 |
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https://youtube.com/shorts/rNQpC
dUQ9hI?si=m4PLhPYtkUNtMdK2 |
11/15/24 |
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Do you but the "Chiefs" stuff? |
11/15/24 |
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Birdbrain Swedish minister needs help with her banana phobia - link |
11/15/24 |
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someone repoast SP's old firm bio page pic - the one with the hairline |
11/15/24 |
(2) |
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WHERE'S NESTOR? GET UP HERE NESTOR! |
11/15/24 |
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*spaceporn hairline slowly emerges in Eric bumpus' rearview mirror* |
11/15/24 |
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“Si Papi” as AOC fondles your CPAP |
11/15/24 |
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Dear Bill and Walt, my name is Eric Bumpus. I need to talk to you about a matter |
11/15/24 |
(12) |
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Wait so Manhattan Institute dorks are tortious while anonymous and online? |
11/15/24 |
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Which poaster is most obsessed with Height? |
11/15/24 |
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Consuela shld stop posting for awhile -- he's losing what cred he had even here |
11/15/24 |
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The Tranny moment is OVER. AOC just removed pronouns from X bio |
11/15/24 |
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Whokebe, butt naked, doing the haka with his back to mr. jinx |
11/15/24 |
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Most prestigiou$ continental divide? |
11/15/24 |
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"... prostate shuddered. Hi, who just joined?" |
11/15/24 |
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“Women are such birdbrains!” he lisped as he opened a 13th tab of xo |
11/15/24 |
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/travi
s-kelce-patrick-mahomes-reported
ly-151353765.htm |
11/15/24 |
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Turd Girl Nanny Lamented That Christians & Muslims Are Taking Over Turdistan |
11/15/24 |
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Today's Bristol Stool Form Scale score: Type 7 |
11/15/24 |
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Spinelli, you're absolutely out of your element here. HTH. |
11/15/24 |
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This hurts. Dream girl/foxy lady Eva Longoria shills for Obama. |
11/15/24 |
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Earl, i have some questions about the drilldo |
11/15/24 |
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Idk who needs to hear this but the asshole is designed to expel things not |
11/15/24 |
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popping and locking using his broom stick |
11/15/24 |
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Oh Malk! Bezos rocket rook rike big white cawk. Arive Girl say I can take ride! |
11/15/24 |
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Ilhan Omar wants to fuck Matt Gaetz |
11/15/24 |
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Matt Gaetz future sister in law (19) details how Gaetz 40 yo friend hit on her |
11/15/24 |
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think of the quality of the Florida Panhandle sluts that Gaetz has banged |
11/15/24 |
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REAP THE *FUCKING* WHIRLWIND, LIBS |
11/15/24 |
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