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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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"Or perhaps they're wondering why you'd marry a 5/10 before cheating on her with |
12/26/24 |
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found some matching Christmas outfits in your trash haha |
12/26/24 |
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"And who is capable of sleeping with this BPD jewess?" "Uhhh...all of us?" |
12/26/24 |
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So the box outted CSLG to his wife as a cheater |
12/26/24 |
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tbtp fucking your ass with a Subway foot long churro |
12/26/24 |
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When pro athletes praise god they’re really just praising their ancestors |
12/26/24 |
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I make more in the hour I pay girls for sex so it doesn’t count (CSLG) |
12/26/24 |
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"I knew he was trying to get into my pants when he said my music was listenable" |
12/26/24 |
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Prediction: MASE will be blackpilled within a couple months |
12/26/24 |
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My uncle just BERATED my cousin’s wife for having IVF |
12/26/24 |
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So 2025 is gonna be the year of high profile xo divorces |
12/26/24 |
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Brad Smith: How the Left Will Defend Its Censorship Regime Against Trump |
12/26/24 |
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Your Connection Is Not Private (TBTP Will Poast About It 6 Months Later) |
12/26/24 |
(4) |
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CSLG got rejected by the Box? |
12/26/24 |
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Elon now banning people who speak out against H1B |
12/26/24 |
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Gorgeous VIVEK calls out LAZY Retarded Birdshit American Culture! |
12/26/24 |
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"She was wetter than the mouth of a Karma Sushi patron after a $35 water" |
12/26/24 |
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RSF and CSLG both getting divorced. Wow |
12/26/24 |
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“This is a Fauci Ouchie”, said Tony as the chainsaw cut the drifter’s neck |
12/26/24 |
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sim glitch--today is 'boxing' day lmao |
12/26/24 |
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"Ready for your Fauci Ouchie?" wheezed Fauci to the preschool as he unzipped |
12/26/24 |
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CSLG chewing a pack of American Spirits to simulate tbtp makeout experience |
12/26/24 |
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"These are the new leads, the tbtp leads, and to you, they're gold, but you don' |
12/26/24 |
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Photos of girl box was talking about (CSLG) |
12/26/24 |
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remembered that libs call vax the “Fauci ouchie” and burst out laughing |
12/26/24 |
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"AND DO YOU ACCEPT THIS MAN'S ADVANCES?" "Gross, of course not!" |
12/26/24 |
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That rush you get right before clicking "Proceed to autoadmit.com (unsafe)" |
12/26/24 |
(2) |
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“Kiss me, brother” |
12/26/24 |
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"CSLG is getting LAID tonight" (Rudolph) |
12/26/24 |
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2nd Cousin: “Ouchie! You spanked me!”; Shrew GF: “Fauci, I thank thee.” |
12/26/24 |
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I’m anti Elon musk now solely because of his support for turdskin invasion |
12/26/24 |
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New lib theory: TRUMP won in 2024 b/c QAnon went mainstream (Salon) |
12/26/24 |
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Happy Boxing day fags |
12/26/24 |
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ITT: We Archive the Brutal, One-Shot Kills of XOXO |
12/26/24 |
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"Wish I could fill your stockings haha" |
12/26/24 |
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The Millionaire's Pointless Advances |
12/26/24 |
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CSLG claims to have an ironclad prenup. His wife can't divorce him |
12/26/24 |
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Close friend spent 15 years getting plastic surgery now looks better than ever |
12/26/24 |
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"Law Offices of CSLG, how may we hel--" "eww I have a boyfriend!" |
12/26/24 |
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"Baby, u don't get to bring friends" "These are not my friends" (looks at Chandl |
12/26/24 |
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Hallmark special "Christmas at Bellevue" filmed live in front of zozo poa audien |
12/26/24 |
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CSLG got shot down by a fat goth Walking home from our house Xmas eve You may sa |
12/26/24 |
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"Uh, you don't get to reject chads." "Those short lawyers aren't real chads." |
12/26/24 |
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"Wanna make out?" "EWWWWWWWWWWWW!" |
12/26/24 |
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"The short Jew said he wanted to sleep w me" "Funny, he told me something simila |
12/26/24 |
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"What does the box say?" "No no no no eww no no" |
12/26/24 |
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5 story house in Manhattan 7million$ |
12/26/24 |
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Lob friend got shot down after trying to kiss the lox |
12/26/24 |
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CSLG pretended to "flirt with tbtp" during meetup, but now he's |
12/26/24 |
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Hey cond is Trump still going to unseal the JFK docs or did he hit dat cancel? |
12/26/24 |
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*lex turns to tarot cards* *3 expired security certs stare back at him* |
12/26/24 |
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"But this is a msg board for ugly lawyers, there's no pussy to get" "Then why ar |
12/26/24 |
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Pornstar client gifting me and wife cute friend for Xmas (CSLG) |
12/26/24 |
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It's all good brothers. Put a fleshlight and a choker on my Golden Tee machine |
12/26/24 |
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35 y.o. man's Xmas haul indistinguishable from 9 y.o. boy's |
12/26/24 |
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Indecent Proposal, starring CSLG and the Box. and woody harrelson. |
12/26/24 |
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Musk pretended to "flirt with white nationalism" during election, but now he's |
12/26/24 |
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Don't worry Trumpmos, the H-1bs are just here to help with the infrastructure pl |
12/26/24 |
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Realizing Consuela was right about TBF |
12/26/24 |
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PM, can you see your wife's henna through her knuckle and arm hair? |
12/26/24 |
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CSLG: "Box u have been subpoenaed to appear under the mistletoe, haha" |
12/26/24 |
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"But we know who's in those DMs, sir! They're creeping simping lawyers!" |
12/26/24 |
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Summon: Box TP |
12/26/24 |
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Tommy Turdskin's boat sinking after nautical security certificate expires |
12/26/24 |
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“No worries! Not the first time kiss vibes were off for me haha” |
12/26/24 |
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Expired security cert only first of many indignities you’ll suffer in Trump US |
12/26/24 |
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SP JR Adventures Christmas DLC features Mistletoe Evasion Quicktime event |
12/26/24 |
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Someone post box butthold pic PLEASE |
12/26/24 |
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Arizona State is going to upset Texas |
12/26/24 |
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Kenny and Chandler stacking phonebooks for CSLG to go in for the kiss |
12/26/24 |
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CSLG: "I've made a small fortune." Box: "And this gives you power over me?" |
12/26/24 |
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"If I removed that security certificate, would XO die?" |
12/26/24 |
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Second Shooter announces new concept album about short PI lawyer |
12/26/24 |
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"Or maybe he's wondering why you'd bang a fat goth if you were satisfied with |
12/26/24 |
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Post “69” ITT if you think I should try to seduce my wife tonight. |
12/26/24 |
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Going to Circus Circus for marriage counseling, brothers |
12/26/24 |
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“No kiss? Can I at least help you fish out your lost tampon?” |
12/26/24 |
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NBA jam announcer yelling “Rejected!” as box laughs at cslg |
12/26/24 |
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“And when you’re a bort celebrity, they let you do it” |
12/26/24 |
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Ok at some point money isn’t worth it do you guys agree |
12/26/24 |
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Now I may be gay and I may be retarded but- wait what was the third thing you sa |
12/26/24 |
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*lex turns to tarot cards to tell his future* *3 neovaginas stare back at him* |
12/26/24 |
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** Official winter MUSIC THREAD, share music and sounds u love here ** (jcm) |
12/26/24 |
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CSLG flipping through CDs, pauses at the Cure's "Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me" |
12/26/24 |
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girls at my HS declined kisses all the time |
12/26/24 |
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Kevin Smith's last 8 films have lost money |
12/26/24 |
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“There’s no security cert issue here” MASE said, shaking his romper |
12/26/24 |
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Security certificate issue is going to be the final straw that kills XO |
12/26/24 |
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Why don't you head out and rough up some homeless frauds? |
12/26/24 |
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"security certificate?" *beady eyes narrow* |
12/26/24 |
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Only a fucking sucker would volunteer or donate to a "homeless shelter" |
12/26/24 |
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*sixpence none the richer “kiss me” swells as CSLG moves to kiss box* |
12/26/24 |
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How I Got Out of a Toxic Relationship & Found Love Again & How U Can 2 (MPA) |
12/26/24 |
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If you are honest with yourself, you worship material wealth |
12/26/24 |
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*Bhangra music playing from FBI van as it rolls into your driveway* |
12/26/24 |
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"CSLG asked if he could kiss me. I said NO!" |
12/26/24 |
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“Jay and Silent Bob” = why the fuck did anyone ever find this funny? |
12/26/24 |
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12/26 POST CHRISTMAS KINDNESS CLUB MEETING |
12/26/24 |
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if you answer 5 fun Talmud hypos correctly you receive an NYU tax LLM |
12/26/24 |
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Humiliating week for cslg, must feel like high school all over again |
12/26/24 |
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Brand Loyalty Is Stupid (Playstation vs Xbox) |
12/26/24 |
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I can’t, my security certificate |
12/26/24 |
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Why does Elon want to buy Wikipedia? |
12/26/24 |
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xo poasters seeing 'Not Secure' appear on their marriage certificates |
12/26/24 |
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*Oprah voice* You've got cancer! And YOU'VE got cancer! Everybody's getting canc |
12/26/24 |
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Enjoy the fake ass "holidays" with fake ass people |
12/26/24 |
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Cucky Jew waiting after the Seder for his wife to find the afrikanmen |
12/26/24 |
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good morning |
12/26/24 |
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"This is the Worst Christmas Ever" on 92.7 FM THE FEAR |
12/26/24 |
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146 people liked my Facebook Christmas photo. U mad? (Snoot) |
12/26/24 |
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Christie, get down on your knees so you and Sabrina can find the afikomen |
12/26/24 |
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Trump admin will dramatically expand the surveillance state |
12/26/24 |
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Would you date Beth Dutton? |
12/26/24 |
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Billie Eilish has one of the weirdest body types I've ever seen |
12/26/24 |
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Peterman warning his asshole is a 'bad gateway' after STD test certificate expir |
12/26/24 |
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I thought XO was anti striver tiger striver parent insanity |
12/26/24 |
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AutoAdmit https certs expired. Let's start doompoasting about the end of XO |
12/26/24 |
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Ask not what the needful can do for you, ask what you can do for the needful |
12/26/24 |
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Still 5 worthless days in fake fraud "2024" in amerikkka(TT) |
12/26/24 |
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Rach requesting meeting of the XO Security Council about the certificate |
12/26/24 |
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Singing “Pajeet Elites” to the tune of “Dream Police” |
12/26/24 |
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Billie Eilish topless boat pics just leaked - Hellooooooo pepperoni nips |
12/26/24 |
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Trump black pillers are as bad as libs |
12/26/24 |
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does every professional screenman have at least one huge "gaming" monitor now? |
12/26/24 |
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Russia requesting meeting of the UN Security Council about the biolabs |
12/26/24 |
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cowgod is poasting at an extremely high level lately |
12/26/24 |
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Birdshits will BITCH abt Migration non stop but never Re-Dedicate Themselves |
12/26/24 |
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If this is goodbye, I’ll miss you all! If not, see you tomorrow! |
12/26/24 |
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The "United Healthcare" CEO deserved to die..didn't he? |
12/26/24 |
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Fuck "Christnas" |
12/26/24 |
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Go rot in ahit midwest and dirty flyover hellholes you stupid fags |
12/26/24 |
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So "Trump 47" is just Elon and Kushner in a trenchcoat w/ a blond toupee on top? |
12/26/24 |
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anyone else getting the "not https secure" warning on xo now |
12/26/24 |
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Tired of the faggotry and dishonesty |
12/26/24 |
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It will cost hundreds of billions to deport the illegals (WSJ) |
12/26/24 |
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WHEN THE FUCK IS MPM |
12/26/24 |
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Nothing is more important than Total Indian Death. All 1.5 billion. Merry Christ |
12/26/24 |
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So "Trump 47" is just Elon and Kid her in a trenchcoat w/ a blond toupee on top? |
12/26/24 |
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“President Musk” isn’t going away, Trumpmos |
12/26/24 |
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disco fries, if you were on a boat with your kids and CSLG and it was sinking |
12/26/24 |
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FBI director Kash Patel raiding homes of opponents of H1-B expansion |
12/26/24 |
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I'd rather have 10 million Pajeets than a single Julio, tbh |
12/26/24 |
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disco fries on his deathbed dictating final poast to wife about CSLG's greatness |
12/26/24 |
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using JD instead of James is unquestionably some kind of admissions bump |
12/26/24 |
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Protip OLED TVs can run longer on generator backup than other types of TVs |
12/26/24 |
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Memo to board "legends": No one cares about ugly 45 year olds trying to fuck |
12/26/24 |
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cowgod LLM Update |
12/26/24 |
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Elon Musk joking with Bibi Netanyahu that he isn't "officially" POTUS (link) |
12/26/24 |
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Azerbaijani passenger jet downed by Russian SAM air defenses in Chechnya: |
12/26/24 |
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Hypo: u can make either hiring an H1B or becoming a tranny punishable by death |
12/26/24 |
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